@hydorah
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DXP AWARD FOR "Best gifs"
two contestants ex-aequo:
saggurl88
lonewolf
congratulations to the winners
DXP AWARD FOR "Best Click-Bait Poster"
WINNER : Kittens

DXP AWARD FOR "Best avatar "
WINNER : Skeleton
DXP AWARD FOR "Biggest Troll"
WINNER : kittens
"Best Low-Ass Goof"
two contestants ex-aequo:
kittens
Godz
Congratulation to the #1 and #2 on the cap board
"Most Interesting Sock Puppet Account"
Winner : kittens

"Cutest DXP Pet"
Stubbs
DXP Awards' Most Entertaining Complainer
Romz

Doesn't ring a bell, probably a new user,
After a little break, I'll come back with a more interesting chapter of the awards


All right I hope everybody took a good nap.
I'm just getting out of the shower, and it was a pretty JED moment if you get my drift

Ok on with this chore
"BIGGEST BULLY AWARD"
5 nomination and no winner so it will be a collegial award, courtesy of @jumpin_jupiter
Nikkistar
Dazed
Black mamba
Dilettante
ItsMeElle

"DXP JESTER"
Another collegial award for
kittens and
CC
BRAVO

DXP AWARD FOR "Most Alpha"
goes to......
kittens

"User Most Missed"
Teena
Bling (Everlovingthe....)
"DXP Sweetheart" Award:
MyStarShine
Notmyrealname

User Most Deserving of Pizza
There was only one vote and it was for one of the roaches so REMOVED
Plus noone was going to send a pizza for real
NO AWARD
Posted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by hydorah"BIGGEST BULLY AWARD"
5 nomination and no winner so it will be a collegial award, courtesy of @jumpin_jupiter
Nikkistar
Dazed
Black mamba
Dilettante
ItsMeElle
go fuck yourself.
click to expand
I just did

Okay next episode we'll get into the meat of the award with the element awards and shit

Posted by hydorahPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by hydorah"BIGGEST BULLY AWARD"
5 nomination and no winner so it will be a collegial award, courtesy of @jumpin_jupiter
Nikkistar
Dazed
Black mamba
Dilettante
ItsMeElle
go fuck yourself.
I just did
https://storage.googleapis.com/dxpnetimages/i3e84snpzgsplssilziB55Bp.gif
😆
Posted by hydorahMy one DXP investment I don't regret it one bit.
I invested in someone brilliant who managed to get escape velocity out of this cloaca


Posted by tizianiActually you really are Q, hydorah.

DXP AWARD FOR "Best Fire Sign Dude"
Runner ups:
-Dastard
-Soul
-Alexscaries
-SagMale
-Chuckem
-FireBunny(sic)
And the winner is :
-Thesag
Congratulations, thesag (last seen 6 months ago)
"Best Fire Sign Gal"
Noone took the lead, the 3 winners are:
Wagtail
saggurl88
Ram416

"Best Earth Sign Dude"
Runner-ups:
Deadpoop
Boomshakalaka
ElvisStalinwoods
capinc
Ands
Redbull
"That taurus guy dating a sag girl "(?)
And the two winners are ......(drumroll)
Kittens and AnotherTaurusGuyReturns

[EDITED AFTER RECOUNT]
"Best Earth Sign Gal"
Runner-ups:
Skeleton
LostInMyMind
VirgoOPPP
truecap
ZarZar
AbbyNormal
And the winner is :
Boots1313

"Best Air Sign Dude"
First runner-up:
Lone Wolf
Other runner-ups:
Neves
LethalFantasia
tiziani
Antiphates
And the winner is:
jumpin_jupiter

"Best Air Sign Gal"
No one takes the lead so this is a collective award this time for:
Mudra
EmeraldGem
Ideatit
Phantom
[1 sheep follower removed]
"That aquarius girl with the weird face avatar" (?)
"Best Water Sign Dude"
Runner-ups:
Dazed
Blackindian
HeavyEntertainmentShow
Hydorah
EU
Neno2
nights
And the winner is:
HeyZeusFish
"Best Water Sign Gal"
Runner-ups:
GC08
bornagaincrimson
canceraquasagg
Arielle83
MyStarsShine
nem
Uglygirlnextdoor
pisceanloves
elle
And there are two winners, united once again, congratulations to :
Black Mamba and LittleFairy
"DXP Queen"
no leader, here are all the potential queens
nikkistar
ZarZar
Boots1313
AbbyNormal
"DXP King"
Runner-ups:
Rabbit
Ands
FireBunny
and the winner is :
kittens

This was tiring, time to go to bed

Oh last but not least
DXP AWARD FOR "PRETTIEST FACE - now available for males too!"
There was only one vote cast, but the rules are the rules, therefore, congratulations
capinc



Posted by hydorah"Best Fire Sign Gal"
Noone took the lead, the 3 winners are:
Wagtail
saggurl88
Ram416
So I was on that original list, which you’ve now doctored. There was also more fire signs on that list as well.....looks like your shitty attempt at knighting the awards is basically you cherry picking random shit lol 😝
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Wow. This place has really gone downhill. 😄
is thread was a pretty neat idea.I don't see what problem the rest of you have with it and managed to get so many likes attacking the op smh. If you don't like these award threads and don't like participating in them just sit back quietly and watch or bypass it I always say.
This one right here will always go down in the books for me
Posted by hydorahPosted by MrsElleCappysnatchPosted by hydorah"BIGGEST BULLY AWARD"
5 nomination and no winner so it will be a collegial award, courtesy of @jumpin_jupiter
Nikkistar
Dazed
Black mamba
Dilettante
ItsMeElle
go fuck yourself.
I just did
https://storage.googleapis.com/dxpnetimages/i3e84snpzgsplssilziB55Bp.gif
Posted by Romz-Posted by hydorah"Best Fire Sign Gal"
Noone took the lead, the 3 winners are:
Wagtail
saggurl88
Ram416
So I was on that original list, which you’ve now doctored. There was also more fire signs on that list as well.....looks like your shitty attempt at knighting the awards is basically you cherry picking random shit lol 😝
💩——
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I just took everything that was available in the firebunny thread, so possibly it was in a post by someone who deleted their account or sthg, but I can't do anything about that. I only doctored one person out ( a roach follower) and she was in a collective award
Posted by hydorahDXP AWARD FOR "Best gifs"
two contestants ex-aequo:
saggurl88
lonewolf
congratulations to the winners
Just saw this!!!!


Thank you!!!!


Posted by hydorah"Best Fire Sign Gal"
Noone took the lead, the 3 winners are:
Wagtail
saggurl88
Ram416
OHMAGAAAAAA!!!!!!



Posted by tizianiPosted by delusions_of_grandhair
Judges robbed me of my statues.
Rigged.
Need a recount.
Awards? I don't take DXP that seriously anyway.
/logs on same time tomorrow
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I think you should win an award for 2019 Ghostwriter and top secret magician/illusionist! 😄
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With no further ceremony ,here are the votes tallied in the other threads, including votes from two deleters that were quoted