Body Parts (Page 10)

but AA you already look like a jackass. you are so in denial.

TOC - i bet mine are bigger and better than yours.

hmm....if guys have pissing contests do women have milking contests?

actually, for most women, the lefty and righty are different sizes. in some women it's really lopsided. it's like having a stronger right side than left. one boobie is the dominant of the two. i can write with my left one.

TOC, mine look like two heavenly shaped orbalicious melons. just because you can tuck yours into your belt doesn't make them better.

no AA! for the last time i told you, those were my grannie's.

yeah, grannie teets are hot. i was thinking of starting a website for it when you told me that you printed out a life-sized replica of her boobs and glued them to your teddy bear. i still have the pic of the two of you...it's so sweet.

no, but i'm aspiring.

blade SUCKS! it pains me whenever i see that crap come on television. wesley snipes is an ashy prick.

vampire hunter d is the only vampire that matters and he's a dhampir.

wtf? how did you? serial killers, vampires...you're both unstable.

full metal jacket was GREAT! i didn't like it so much after private pyle offed himself. speaking of which vincent d'onofrio (pyle) will be acting in his last episode of law and order on tuesday 😢

OK TOC! you're going to have to get out of my fuqn head

well, while you're there, can you ask the other voices to keep it down? they make it difficult to concentrate.

oh and the best war movie is platoon. the ending is so twisted that if you're not angry for hours after watching it, there's something wrong with you.

there's a canadian study that says people who like slasher films are more likely to kill puppies and drown cats.

i'm officially afraid of all australians. too much fresh air is clearly a bad thing.

one can smoke "too much pot?"

TOC, my foreign language lesson is in full swing. stop interrupting. you're so rude.

that's cause it's laced with crack.

stop insinuating i want your stale cookies.

don't do that. i want it to unfold naturally into one big climax then die a slow death.

oh but TOC, mosey on over to https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/miscellaneous/rocks-crackers-racist-1953421/ -- we're discussing racism. you'll fit right in 😉

^^^i prefer to call it "flowers" and occasionally "dat shit" depending on what hood i'm in. "yo homie, you got 'dat shit'?"

figures, you're like the drug addicts in the suburbs here. they get lighter sentences because, you know, they come from "good stock." when they're buying, leroy is the man, but when it comes time for sentencing, the buyer gets "treatment" but the seller is "feral" and gets involuntary imprisonment.

TOC, you should be ashamed. for your penance, grab the next "feral" man you see in the metro and lay a sloppy wet one on him.

I'm pretty sarcastic from time to time so I'd probably say something like: "Please ma'am, we hardly know each other." Get up and move to another part of the train.

this discussion is not related to body parts...not even remotely

pffffffffffff

well since it's a sexually related topic, unless she plays grab boob, not only is it unrelated, it's much ado about nothing.

stop being anti-social and make a new friend. either that or start mumbling random stuff under your breath while drawing a picture from one of your slasher films when she sit's next to you.

i take it she's not feral?

maybe she's suffering from OCD and purchased 31 blue dresses to wear every day of the week. the real concern should be, is she wearing the same underwear everyday and if that's the case...you might want to check yourself for crabs.

Maybe it's like a cartoon wardrobe and she has 7 of the same dress. Or mayyyybe it's some Machiavellian plot which has her feverishly whipping out blue dresses on a treadle sewing machine just to mess with one Libran mind. 😉

LOL Same thought basically, different slants to it.

basically. i was trying to give her a lil more leeway in the laundering department.

but seriously TOC, do a critter check.

LOL Stop, or she's gonna be all itchy for no good reason. Now I have Bananarama in my head TOC, thanks. 😉

Well, HELLO. LOL

on a body part note, i've seen Frenchy with his shirt off via webcam and he's not bad looking for a 49 year old but not my type frame wise. i'm definitely used to meatier, musclier guys. and given he's 49, at what point does he start looking frail?

That's quite hard to predict. Some men still look matressable into their 60s and beyond. I'll guesstimate around age 65. Just in time for us to have droopy fun bags and a little spread in the arse.

TOC, i really didnt need to know your kitty doesn't cough up furballs but uhm...thanks

That's the female group that sang a version of "Venus'' in the 80s TOC. 🙂

ILS sounds like a real bind. 😢

my favorite was cruel summer....oh those were the days

how come the only aussie band i know of is men at work?

'Cruel Summer' rocks, now I want to listen to the Go-Go's. Luckily I have several KB of 80s music for just such an occasion. 😄 Midnight Oil, another Aussie band.

Yep TOC, that's what you were singing. 🙂

Me likey Farnham.

OooooOOOOOooooo INXS, another! "Come over here" dun dun dun dunadunaDUN. "I need you tonight, coz I'm not sleeping..there's something about you girl..that makes me SWEAT".

oh inxs is austrailian. i only like one of their songs though

SWEET.

LOL TOC, be sure to give yourself flowers and leave a mint on your pillow. It's the little touches that count.

wow...i'm, disturbed by that.

I'd be far more disturbed if she had some dude in a basement tied up like a sausage.

LOL!!!! Night TOC, sleep well. 🙂

wow, that time zone sucks!

will be scratching australia off my list of possibles. maybe new zealand too. i didn't check their zones.

i guess i should do some work. had a long night and i'm ex-hausted.

i also like how neither of you answered my 49 y/o frailty question. am i the only one who thinks of men over the age of 45 in sexual contexts?

Absolutely not, I adore older men, they usually have their shiz together. I was trying to visualize at what point in time say arms thin, pecs get a little poutier, butt drops, etc. I'd place that about 65-70 years of age.

hmm...

i was trying to remember how old my grandparents were before they needed dentures *sighs*