Body Parts (Page 9)

LOL Sleep well TOC, nice 'talking' to you.

Good night, Toc!

awwh, i missed so much 😢

maybe tomorrow then. i still have stuff to do.

noooo....

i think it means that he has a massive wee and you should've asked him to drop his drawls so you could see his legendary wee. if he said no, i would've told him that i'm like the indian jane of cocks and his might be grail i've been looking for 😛

well maybe that's just it. it would be like walking through the forest and seeing a unicorn. barring hallucination, there the unicorn is and therefore, the legend is not myth. i'm not sure what a legendary wee would be anyway...

yeah, i have a slight hangover. not in much of a ha-ha mood.

my tolerance is for shyt! i had about 2 shots last night and i feel like crap right now.

my drugs all have root bulbs attached to them at some point.

Does one need coke to listen to Prodigy?

I saw a funny towel for men. One side ( white ) said "FACE" the other ( brown ) said "BUTT". I thought "What dude doesn't need one of those?"

yeah...it's like those people who need to be told not to have the same wash rag for their face and their ass. i mean, if you washed your ass with it, do you REALLY want to wash your face with it? food for thought.

AA - i dont think that's what they meant by "don't drop the soap."

LMAO AA, you are one sick mo'fo, ya know that?

True tubby, true about the washcloth. Penis pop? I have 8 different flavors. 😉

ugh!

in 'Merican....winnets = dingleberries

Yep, dingleberries.

And I'll further clear up the penis pop question. They were for my little sisters bridal shower. I got her a bouquet of them. 😄

That'd be hilarious. What's the prize?

Whoohoooo!!! My very own PP! He comes in "Pink" and "Blue" Aeropostale goodness. 😄

jason, you made me sad again

LOL Barbie and Ken are sooooo yesterday.

Awww Jase an X-box icon? ( or it looks like one ). Can't they at least have fireworks?

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Posted by tubbyscubby
jason, you made me sad again

Oh I know...

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That struck me as really, really funny.

LOL You rock Jase.

'sides. Ken is all smooth in front. 😉

noooo, ken has a cock print. i think it was just an innie. he was cold when the made the mold. that's all.

LMAO Shrinkage. Poor Ken. So maligned.

Depends on which wig Barbie throws on him. 😉

Chemistry must be there but..

TURNS YOU ON!:
Arms, nice muscular ones
Face
:-)

TURNS YOU OFF!:
Oohh I dont know. Anything that's a negative, like tubby arms or manorexia.
It's all important
Even the feet


and Why?
Because I love manly men

Oh they make me melt. I can't do skinny little boys. Unfortunately, in my line of existence (art school etc) thats all I come across. My last loverrr was perfect (personality aside) in that sense. Changed my views on men very much.
Also, I found this just now.
RWAR.

What do you think?

Huh? You asked me (at least I thought it was me) if I liked it rough and I was asking you to answer that one yourself 😛

He has a nice body but he's a bit too clean cut. I think manliness is just one of the many things I require, as I am stupidly picky and will probably die alone in a house of cats. If a guy is buff tiiiiing and he hasn't got the brains, I'm usually gone, unless there's some chemistry to make up for it. I think 'out of proportion' is a big turn off, nothing worse than a tiny tiny head and large rippled body.
Fast arse?

Hahaa. 'London bloke'. I'm guessing you're not from London.. or are you? Where in the UK.

ok, that is just....wrong

AA - be harsh. we've already discussed blue waffles, smega and god knows what else. i doubt if you can top that.

smegma...smeg-ma....even the word sounds gross

AA you're a puss

lol...no, i can't imagine having you and one of your spawns tugging at my teets.

but if you must be man of virtue who's obviously a little gun shy when it comes to this subject, so be it. i will not fault you for not manning up.

NOT FAIR! if i guess it in 20 questions. you MUST spill the beans! fair?

and you would like me to believe that this is what you and your friends discuss, in that same manner, while sipping "red bush" and doing one another's hair. ooooooooooook!

stop cleaning it up. women are always trying to know what men think. tell us what you think damnit!

oooooooooooh, you will succumb. it's all a matter of time.

damnit and i was just bout to pm you a pick of lefty.

aries men tend to get squeamish talking about sex related issues. it's cute until you remember they're deviants. quit with the freakin act.

on a side note, i think you made TOC made at me. was all that racist stuff. you're always causing conflict.

pick = pic

toc made = toc mad

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multitasking without contacts...not good.

ok, fine. when men are all together in a room, the pull out their wees and hold them side-by-side to see whose is bigger. i understand not wanting to discuss closet homosexuality openly so i digress.

and TOC is mad because YOU said she feared the black chappies and said something about her middle woman part leaking.

i'm sick of your, "i would tell you but..."'s spill it or don't mention it.

and i don't have time to educate you on what happens when a woman is stimulated. you're too young for sex talk anyway.

hmm...curious

you're both idiots. i said that she was drunk and all sensitive as i've said MUCH worse. i was trying to lure her back in earlier but aussies are on stupid schedules 😛

AA - you mars ruled freak. you and i both know who said what and your incessant denial isn't going to change the fact that you're at the root of this.

*shakes head in disbelief*

TOC - i reserve the right to bring up your racist tendencies from now until forEVAH!

and AA, you're white and you're british. i believe you alluded to being superior for "colonizing" TOC's country before...and mine, and God knows how many others. you are not innocent. this is all YOUR fault!

echo?

ferret? that would be a cool name for one's lady part.

TOC, he called you a degenerate and about 5 pages back, he said aussie's were feral and missing several genetic markers...not to mention your country was founded by criminals, pedophiles and cult members.

how DARE you?

i don't lie. i'm just posting what you send me via PM.