BOOKS ABOUT DXPERS (Page 3)

I always wore shades after I smoked. I hated the feeling of everyone staring at me like they all knew I was high.

Never tried any of that stuff, thankgod. Id probably be a junkie by now.

I go to work and miss all the fun. There is however, tomorrow.

Now I have the song in my head by Freak Power.

Why are you quitting?

Oh. I was about to start quoting AA

🙂

Heh. My uncle named his cat Dr.Bob

And the other cat Serenity. He was too much.

So when do you get tested for the new job? If you are a habitual smoker, it takes forever to get out of your system.

I once used one of those drinks to rid me of it, and I still failed.

This lady I know quit smoking for two years and thc was still found in her system. She is a large woman, so I gather that is the reason since its stored in your fat cells.

But I'm sure those tests pick up on how recent the usage was. I wonder if they give people the benefit of the doubt in some cases.

Lucky you.

I miss the days weed didn't make me paranoid.

The paranoia?

So what makes you continue smoking?

I'd wake and bake, have the entire house cleaned spotless, and be showered and dressed by 7am ready to start my day.

Nothing like cleaning when you're high.

Find yourself pulling out the refrigerator to clean behind it.

"...hair sample will fuck you, it'll detect usage from years ago."

Will a urine sample do the same?

I never asked her the method of testing done on her.

16 Years1,000+ PostsPisces

Oh okay.

Yea, I used to have a high tolerance for it as well, but then seemingly out of nowhere, I didn't like the way it made me feel.

But I was the complete opposite of you. I was always really quiet when I was high...preferred to smoke alone too.

@Stpatrickspisces

Posted by brianafay
"The Power of LOL" - PP

LOL!!! 😛

@LeGendary ViRGo

17 Years1,000+ Posts

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Posted by fourthwallbreaker

Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom

"M.I.L.F." by lildoll 😄

haha, need had red stripe coming out of my nose then.
So, Lilldoll is a milf, eh?
Penchant for leopard print, perchance ?

Only if its LV LOL

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i knew my name woulda showed up somewhere lmfao.

@lildol

17 Years5,000+ Posts

LV: "Want it? Just flaunt it!" 😄 Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lmfao

@&2gedanow

"It's Good To Be God" by Duncan Expose

*shakes fist*

SHOW YOURSELF, DAMN YOU, SHOW YOURSELF!!!

@The_eleventh_sign_11

wow this thread was only made yesterday and so much interesting conversation

I dont see james as a novel hed be like a two page Kmart pamphlet u get as junk mail....mines already screwed up in the bin.

@The_eleventh_sign_11

21 Years10,000+ PostsCapricorn

Posted by james tate
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my life as a butt boy

as if u havent ever fuckd a tranny before or shagged a chicks butt

@james tate

WTF talk about getting off track this one has.

Posted by &2gedanow
"It's Good To Be God" by Duncan Expose

*shakes fist*

SHOW YOURSELF, DAMN YOU, SHOW YOURSELF!!!

it amazes me that people know how to use the internet but don't know how to USE the internet.

if you want to know who dude is, you can easily find out. by why do you want to know? he's provided a site for you. he's paying the monthly bill to maintain the site. what are you giving him? how often do you click those ads you see to line his pockets?

we're in his home, in his realm, and if he wants to play "wizard of oz," let him.

my book would be called "BITCH!"

LOL tubby, mine for you was more poetic.

21 Years10,000+ PostsCapricorn

awwwh, i like "BITCH!" or "The Art of BITCH!"

@james tate

Its more like acting the goat by hair e tick

whatever

"Suck My Clit" works too

Mmm. "The Path of Bitchery", how's that?

LOL "Suck My Clit"?! Where did that come from?

i dunno. just seems fitting.

LegendaryVirgo - "Mastery of OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW to the nth Power"

Amethyst - "The Art of Blunt and Hysterical"

I need more coffee. 😄

Well, there it is. Just seemed fitting. 😉

i feel like i'm signing a yearbook. so in no particular order and if i omitted you...whatever...

toc - "decisions, decisions..."

aa (cause i miss his dxp) - "sweet fire"

vb - "heaven's kitchen"

qbone - "boxing: wisdom v. bias"

MegGod - "watch me"

tate/chance - "metamorphosis: how to be a gnat"

valeria - "reason"

tiki - "reasonable skepticism"

ian - "i am loser"

legendary - "i am not me"

hmm...and for the pisceans since i'm trying to learn more about them...

prince - "it's not that serious"

nefer - "clothed hammer"

seavixen - "sweet ride"

p-angel - "the key"

awake/asleep - "darkhorse"

ok, back to work 😛

better than "indecisive nitwit"

*must be productive*

oooooooooooh, or we could print your book in paperback only and call it "spineless"

Dynamite Parfait - 'Fire Kata'

Brianafay - 'The Curvy Management Method'

LibraSid - 'Chivalry in Chaos'

CajunSpirit - 'Scorpios & Magic in the 21st Century'

ScorpioDreamer - 'Charybdis in Genuflection'

Lovelibra - 'How to Beat a Dead Horse'

AstrologicalAftermath - 'Aries and the Art of Cool'

TaurGuy - 'Witness Protection Program: The Secret to Disappearing For Weeks'

you get "decisions, decisions..." because the past year has personified just that. if i exhibited nothing but taurus, i would expect the obvious. you get the obvious because you're predictably you.

besides, i'm not the one with like 5 planets in libra...you are. own it!

TOC - 'Getting in Touch with Office Boredom'

cajunspirit - "i'm not gay"

jason - "nut on your pillow"

LOL 🙂