E. M. Henderson
@Emhendo
8 Years1,000+ PostsCancer
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Complimenting Mediocrity
You are going out on a special night, you are wearing your Prada dress shoes and she has on fucking flip flops when she has Christian Louboutins at home.
Unacceptable.
Make your woman DRESS to impress. She will appreciate the push and finally have a real excuse to "do it up".
Unacceptable.
Make your woman DRESS to impress. She will appreciate the push and finally have a real excuse to "do it up".
You make the funniest threads even though they’re true af. I like your bluntness 👌🏼 Never lose sight of it sis 🤗
Posted by WaterbearerwearerWhatever, dude.
Personally Praga glasses only.
Loboutins are amateurish too js
I ain't no fashonista, but I can put together somethin sharp..
See should be able too.
Posted by AverageJoe99I bet you don't either, because this thread offended yo faggot ass.
I bet your butch ass neva gets that gud gud. You too raw.
If you don't go crazy when a bitch makes you a bologna sammich, then it ain't shit to talk about.
But I can actually put my money where my mouth is. I have proof that I'm pimpin..
Show how many hoes you got, how much pussy do you get?
Can you accept the challenge?
Posted by TheCapNiPosted by EmhendoJust like when a girl makes something and it looks good but it don't taste like how it should because you had it before.
Doing the most and praising a bitch because she made you noodles and hot dogs.
Where was her effort?
She's not your 5 year-old daughter who ran to give you paper with her hand-print painted on it.
So you don't HAVE to accept this.
Are you THAT easily impressed by a bitch?
You're not. You're just kissing ass.
Why are you easily pleased for the shit she's SUPPOSE to do??
I guess your mom never made you a damn dinner.
That ramen noodle in a bowl is the best she can do??
Every woman has potential. Bring it out of her.
Next time she makes you some lousy ass plate that looks like lunch from a daycare, tell her you need your fuckin protein before you use the energy to say your ABC's.
Ever seen a girl who don't know how to make cookies? Just looking at that shit. I never seen a cookie so raw coming outta the oven. No one in they right mind gonna eat that shit 🚮. They need to step up the cooking skills.
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And that's when you need to tell her, straight up, that she can't fuckin cook.
But let's not talk shit and not help the cause.
Get her come classes, forward her some videos..
If she can't or hasn't improved, then it's best to just next her or keep her home.. because she can never be main chick material..
Posted by EmhendoKeep her hoed***Posted by TheCapNiPosted by EmhendoJust like when a girl makes something and it looks good but it don't taste like how it should because you had it before.
Doing the most and praising a bitch because she made you noodles and hot dogs.
Where was her effort?
She's not your 5 year-old daughter who ran to give you paper with her hand-print painted on it.
So you don't HAVE to accept this.
Are you THAT easily impressed by a bitch?
You're not. You're just kissing ass.
Why are you easily pleased for the shit she's SUPPOSE to do??
I guess your mom never made you a damn dinner.
That ramen noodle in a bowl is the best she can do??
Every woman has potential. Bring it out of her.
Next time she makes you some lousy ass plate that looks like lunch from a daycare, tell her you need your fuckin protein before you use the energy to say your ABC's.
Ever seen a girl who don't know how to make cookies? Just looking at that shit. I never seen a cookie so raw coming outta the oven. No one in they right mind gonna eat that shit 🚮. They need to step up the cooking skills.
And that's when you need to tell her, straight up, that she can't fuckin cook.
But let's not talk shit and not help the cause.
Get her come classes, forward her some videos..
If she can't or hasn't improved, then it's best to just next her or keep her home.. because she can never be main chick material..
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Posted by AverageJoe99If you really think this thread is about my personal life and what my bitches do, then you just missed the point.Posted by EmhendoI ain’t the one complaining about what my bitch makes me. My chick feed me proper.Posted by AverageJoe99I bet you don't either, because this thread offended yo faggot ass.
I bet your butch ass neva gets that gud gud. You too raw.
If you don't go crazy when a bitch makes you a bologna sammich, then it ain't shit to talk about.
But I can actually put my money where my mouth is. I have proof that I'm pimpin..
Show how many hoes you got, how much pussy do you get?
Can you accept the challenge?
Keep eating them scraps, muttclick to expand
The thread just went right over your mothafuckin head.
So I think you need I leave now.. Cuz you are a retarded ass nigga.
Your chick probably feed you pre-cooked frozen foods and you are so happy to enjoy it.
Pussy ass nigga.
Posted by AverageJoe99Aight, AVERAGE JOEPosted by EmhendoAight.Posted by AverageJoe99If you really think this thread is about my personal life and what my bitches do, then you just missed the point.Posted by EmhendoI ain’t the one complaining about what my bitch makes me. My chick feed me proper.Posted by AverageJoe99I bet you don't either, because this thread offended yo faggot ass.
I bet your butch ass neva gets that gud gud. You too raw.
If you don't go crazy when a bitch makes you a bologna sammich, then it ain't shit to talk about.
But I can actually put my money where my mouth is. I have proof that I'm pimpin..
Show how many hoes you got, how much pussy do you get?
Can you accept the challenge?
Keep eating them scraps, mutt
The thread just went right over your mothafuckin head.
So I think you need I leave now.. Cuz you are a retarded ass nigga.
Your chick probably feed you pre-cooked frozen foods and you are so happy to enjoy it.
Pussy ass nigga.
Keep shaggin those hood ratsclick to expand
Average ass, hoe ass nigga.
Posted by HearttofTopaz*Chases this thing with a broom*Posted by TheRabbitIt actually was her girl’s puss puss on a plate.
IDK man, noodles and hot dogs sound good right now.
@Emhendo is confused cause it didn’t stink.click to expand
Get the hell out, SHOO! SHOO!
Posted by HearttofTopaz*Proceeds to wack yo ass with the wide side*Posted by EmhendoPosted by HearttofTopaz*Chases this thing with a broom*Posted by TheRabbitIt actually was her girl’s puss puss on a plate.
IDK man, noodles and hot dogs sound good right now.
@Emhendo is confused cause it didn’t stink.
Get the hell out, SHOO! SHOO!
*digs hooves deep in the pavement*click to expand
Posted by ellesbellesYou fuckin should know.. Cuz I don't have time for chicks giving me their two fuckin cents.
I don't even know why I click on your fucking threads. I should know better by now.
My threads are fa big dawgs, my game is worth big money.
Posted by HearttofTopaz*Wack you harder and switches to the stick side*Posted by EmhendoPosted by HearttofTopaz*Proceeds to wack yo ass with the wide side*Posted by EmhendoPosted by HearttofTopaz*Chases this thing with a broom*Posted by TheRabbitIt actually was her girl’s puss puss on a plate.
IDK man, noodles and hot dogs sound good right now.
@Emhendo is confused cause it didn’t stink.
Get the hell out, SHOO! SHOO!
*digs hooves deep in the pavement*
My ass sure is itchy, u got that pat down guuud
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Are you ready??
Posted by EmhendoDamn straight you praise her!
Doing the most and praising a bitch because she made you noodles and hot dogs.
She worked all day and now has welcomed you into her home and cooked you a meal. Be respectful and appreciative of her effort. Especially seeing your only contribution was showing up.
Don’t like her food? Take her out for dinner instead of being a ungrateful leech.
Posted by LadyNeptuneDamn. You can miss me with that sorry ass shit.Posted by EmhendoDamn straight you praise her!
Doing the most and praising a bitch because she made you noodles and hot dogs.
She worked all day and now has welcomed you into her home and cooked you a meal. Be respectful and appreciative of her effort. Especially seeing your only contribution was showing up.
Don’t like her food? Take her out for dinner instead of being a ungrateful leech.click to expand
Are you saying I should be grateful?? To eat a Tyson frozen dinner??
I don't even need a fucking bitch to cook for me, I can eat out any day, and she can eat with me
..
But if she calls herself trynna cook for me just because "it's cute", and then she puts no effort into it.. Then it's fuckin goofy.
I'm working too. Risking my life, at that..
My time is valuable, just like hers.
A shitty dinner is wasting my valuable time. It's a chance I'll eat it, but that chance is small, and I'm not rewarding the fuckery.
I'm not talking about pasta she attempted to put her soul into.. I'm talking about a half burnt fried fish with a side of minute rice and a koolaid jammer.
I'm a good cook. I'm fucking splendid. My dad owns a jerk chicken restaurant, my mom is big black woman. I'm part west Indian, and those people COOK. They SEASON. They PREPARE it. We don't believe in that other shit.
When I was younger, me and of my old girl had a place.. Her dad gave her money to stock the fridge. I'd come home, and all she bought was frozen foods and dinners. Pre cooked shit that only a fuckin 5 year-old could fuckin enjoy.
Am I a joke??
You think you can just feed me rice and peas like a damn dog??
I finally had enough. The bitch needed to COOK. I stopped telling her thank you for using the microwave.
I stopped eating her 1-2-3 dinners and hamburger helper.
You know what she did?? She fucking picked up a skillet and a spatula one day... Made a fucking 5 course steak, with a side of asparagus, dirty rice, baked bread, and small red potatoes.
I enjoyed it. I said "baby, thank you.. This was good. You did a good job". I have never seen a woman so proud to feed someone.
Guys need to stop pandering and accepting simpleness.. How could she ever improve if you are happy to eat a microwaved bean burrito??
Posted by EmhendoYes. You ARE a fucking joke. The viewing audience here all agrees.Posted by LadyNeptuneDamn. You can miss me with that sorry ass shit.Posted by EmhendoDamn straight you praise her!
Doing the most and praising a bitch because she made you noodles and hot dogs.
She worked all day and now has welcomed you into her home and cooked you a meal. Be respectful and appreciative of her effort. Especially seeing your only contribution was showing up.
Don’t like her food? Take her out for dinner instead of being a ungrateful leech.
Are you saying I should be grateful?? To eat a Tyson frozen dinner??
I don't even need a fucking bitch to cook for me, I can eat out any day, and she can eat with me
..
But if she calls herself trynna cook for me just because "it's cute", and then she puts no effort into it.. Then it's fuckin goofy.
I'm working too. Risking my life, at that..
My time is valuable, just like hers.
A shitty dinner is wasting my valuable time. It's a chance I'll eat it, but that chance is small, and I'm not rewarding the fuckery.
I'm not talking about pasta she attempted to put her soul into.. I'm talking about a half burnt fried fish with a side of minute rice and a koolaid jammer.
I'm a good cook. I'm fucking splendid. My dad owns a jerk chicken restaurant, my mom is big black woman. I'm part west Indian, and those people COOK. They SEASON. They PREPARE it. We don't believe in that other shit.
When I was younger, me and of my old girl had a place.. Her dad gave her money to stock the fridge. I'd come home, and all she bought was frozen foods and dinners. Pre cooked shit that only a fuckin 5 year-old could fuckin enjoy.
Am I a joke??
You think you can just feed me rice and peas like a damn dog??
I finally had enough. The bitch needed to COOK. I stopped telling her thank you for using the microwave.
I stopped eating her 1-2-3 dinners and hamburger helper.
You know what she did?? She fucking picked up a skillet and a spatula one day... Made a fucking 5 course steak, with a side of asparagus, dirty rice, baked bread, and small red potatoes.
I enjoyed it. I said "baby, thank you.. This was good. You did a good job". I have never seen a woman so proud to feed someone.
Guys need to stop pandering and accepting simpleness.. How could she ever improve if you are happy to eat a microwaved bean burrito??click to expand
If your so great at cooking get in the kitchen and give her a helping hand. Shit, teach her or cook the meal yourself. But nope, you’d rather bitch and moan. Very ‘alpha’ of you.
Miss me with this 1950s mentality.
Posted by EmhendoYeah. Like I said, ungrateful leech.
When I was younger, me and of my old girl had a place.. Her dad gave her money to stock the fridge . I'd come home, and all she bought was frozen foods and dinners. Pre cooked shit that only a fuckin 5 year-old could fuckin enjoy.
You should’ve been kissing her feet for putting food in your belly and bankrolling all your meals. Are you that helpless you need someone else to feed you? Looks like it.
Posted by EmhendoMen usually fed as food as they fuck...
Doing the most and praising a bitch because she made you noodles and hot dogs.
Where was her effort?
She's not your 5 year-old daughter who ran to give you paper with her hand-print painted on it.
So you don't HAVE to accept this.
Are you THAT easily impressed by a bitch?
You're not. You're just kissing ass.
Why are you easily pleased for the shit she's SUPPOSE to do??
I guess your mom never made you a damn dinner.
That ramen noodle in a bowl is the best she can do??
Every woman has potential. Bring it out of her.
Next time she makes you some lousy ass plate that looks like lunch from a daycare, tell her you need your fuckin protein before you use the energy to say your ABC's.
So your dinner took as much of her effort as you took in bed!
Or maybe she just tired of feeding you a lobsters on HER salary without your contribution?
Or maybe it wasn’t a hot dog...lmao
Posted by LadyNeptuneWhat the fuck ever, damn it.Posted by EmhendoYes. You ARE a fucking joke. The viewing audience here all agrees.Posted by LadyNeptuneDamn. You can miss me with that sorry ass shit.Posted by EmhendoDamn straight you praise her!
Doing the most and praising a bitch because she made you noodles and hot dogs.
She worked all day and now has welcomed you into her home and cooked you a meal. Be respectful and appreciative of her effort. Especially seeing your only contribution was showing up.
Don’t like her food? Take her out for dinner instead of being a ungrateful leech.
Are you saying I should be grateful?? To eat a Tyson frozen dinner??
I don't even need a fucking bitch to cook for me, I can eat out any day, and she can eat with me
..
But if she calls herself trynna cook for me just because "it's cute", and then she puts no effort into it.. Then it's fuckin goofy.
I'm working too. Risking my life, at that..
My time is valuable, just like hers.
A shitty dinner is wasting my valuable time. It's a chance I'll eat it, but that chance is small, and I'm not rewarding the fuckery.
I'm not talking about pasta she attempted to put her soul into.. I'm talking about a half burnt fried fish with a side of minute rice and a koolaid jammer.
I'm a good cook. I'm fucking splendid. My dad owns a jerk chicken restaurant, my mom is big black woman. I'm part west Indian, and those people COOK. They SEASON. They PREPARE it. We don't believe in that other shit.
When I was younger, me and of my old girl had a place.. Her dad gave her money to stock the fridge. I'd come home, and all she bought was frozen foods and dinners. Pre cooked shit that only a fuckin 5 year-old could fuckin enjoy.
Am I a joke??
You think you can just feed me rice and peas like a damn dog??
I finally had enough. The bitch needed to COOK. I stopped telling her thank you for using the microwave.
I stopped eating her 1-2-3 dinners and hamburger helper.
You know what she did?? She fucking picked up a skillet and a spatula one day... Made a fucking 5 course steak, with a side of asparagus, dirty rice, baked bread, and small red potatoes.
I enjoyed it. I said "baby, thank you.. This was good. You did a good job". I have never seen a woman so proud to feed someone.
Guys need to stop pandering and accepting simpleness.. How could she ever improve if you are happy to eat a microwaved bean burrito??
If your so great at cooking get in the kitchen and give her a helping hand. Shit, teach her or cool the meal yourself. But nope, you’d rather bitch and moan. Very ‘alpha’ of you.
Miss me with this 1950s mentality.
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I know you understand what I'm saying, but you wanna disagree for the sake of your feminism.. That shit BRAIN WASHING you fuckin chicks.
I'm not allowed to have a good meal now, I should be grateful for some fuckery huh— Because she walked her dainty little ass in the kitchen and made an attempt??
Fuck that..
I've tried to help a few bitches before and they insist that they had it.. That's when she needs to get the fuck out.
I'm not even about to argue with you. I don't argue with women no more, and I don't give people that undermine me the time of day, since I am a fucking joke..
You smoking crack if you think I give a fuck what these pastey face Goofy Goober ass people got to think about my black ass.. AHAHA.. Like fuck y'all, I'm happy.
Posted by EmhendoLol what does feminism have to do with anything here?Posted by LadyNeptuneWhat the fuck ever, damn it.Posted by EmhendoYes. You ARE a fucking joke. The viewing audience here all agrees.Posted by LadyNeptuneDamn. You can miss me with that sorry ass shit.Posted by EmhendoDamn straight you praise her!
Doing the most and praising a bitch because she made you noodles and hot dogs.
She worked all day and now has welcomed you into her home and cooked you a meal. Be respectful and appreciative of her effort. Especially seeing your only contribution was showing up.
Don’t like her food? Take her out for dinner instead of being a ungrateful leech.
Are you saying I should be grateful?? To eat a Tyson frozen dinner??
I don't even need a fucking bitch to cook for me, I can eat out any day, and she can eat with me
..
But if she calls herself trynna cook for me just because "it's cute", and then she puts no effort into it.. Then it's fuckin goofy.
I'm working too. Risking my life, at that..
My time is valuable, just like hers.
A shitty dinner is wasting my valuable time. It's a chance I'll eat it, but that chance is small, and I'm not rewarding the fuckery.
I'm not talking about pasta she attempted to put her soul into.. I'm talking about a half burnt fried fish with a side of minute rice and a koolaid jammer.
I'm a good cook. I'm fucking splendid. My dad owns a jerk chicken restaurant, my mom is big black woman. I'm part west Indian, and those people COOK. They SEASON. They PREPARE it. We don't believe in that other shit.
When I was younger, me and of my old girl had a place.. Her dad gave her money to stock the fridge. I'd come home, and all she bought was frozen foods and dinners. Pre cooked shit that only a fuckin 5 year-old could fuckin enjoy.
Am I a joke??
You think you can just feed me rice and peas like a damn dog??
I finally had enough. The bitch needed to COOK. I stopped telling her thank you for using the microwave.
I stopped eating her 1-2-3 dinners and hamburger helper.
You know what she did?? She fucking picked up a skillet and a spatula one day... Made a fucking 5 course steak, with a side of asparagus, dirty rice, baked bread, and small red potatoes.
I enjoyed it. I said "baby, thank you.. This was good. You did a good job". I have never seen a woman so proud to feed someone.
Guys need to stop pandering and accepting simpleness.. How could she ever improve if you are happy to eat a microwaved bean burrito??
If your so great at cooking get in the kitchen and give her a helping hand. Shit, teach her or cool the meal yourself. But nope, you’d rather bitch and moan. Very ‘alpha’ of you.
Miss me with this 1950s mentality.
I know you understand what I'm saying, but you wanna disagree for the sake of your feminism.. That shit BRAIN WASHING you fuckin chicks.
I'm not allowed to have a good meal now, I should be grateful for some fuckery huh— Because she walked her dainty little ass in the kitchen and made an attempt??
Fuck that..
I've tried to help a few bitches before and they insist that they had it.. That's when she needs to get the fuck out.
I'm not even about to argue with you. I don't argue with women no more, and I don't give people that undermine me the time of day, since I am a fucking joke..
You smoking crack if you think I give a fuck what these pastey face Goofy Goober ass people got to think about my black ass.. AHAHA.. Like fuck y'all, I'm happy.click to expand
This is an issue of common fucking courtesy. Sorry you were raised by wolves 🤷♀️ but how is your lack of social graces our problem...it isn’t.
Bitches are lazy these days. If they can get away with feeding you pork n beans, they fuckin will.
Trust me.
That's bad behavior and it's shit testing too. So rewarding it.
She wants to see how easy it is to please you, and the easier.. The worse you failed. The least respect see feels that you deserve.
Trust me.
That's bad behavior and it's shit testing too. So rewarding it.
She wants to see how easy it is to please you, and the easier.. The worse you failed. The least respect see feels that you deserve.
Posted by EmhendoStop rewarding it**
Bitches are lazy these days. If they can get away with feeding you pork n beans, they fuckin will.
Trust me.
That's bad behavior and it's shit testing too. So rewarding it.
She wants to see how easy it is to please you, and the easier.. The worse you failed. The least respect see feels that you deserve.
Posted by GemitatiBitch, these ain't facts.Posted by EmhendoMen usually fed as food as they fuck...
Doing the most and praising a bitch because she made you noodles and hot dogs.
Where was her effort?
She's not your 5 year-old daughter who ran to give you paper with her hand-print painted on it.
So you don't HAVE to accept this.
Are you THAT easily impressed by a bitch?
You're not. You're just kissing ass.
Why are you easily pleased for the shit she's SUPPOSE to do??
I guess your mom never made you a damn dinner.
That ramen noodle in a bowl is the best she can do??
Every woman has potential. Bring it out of her.
Next time she makes you some lousy ass plate that looks like lunch from a daycare, tell her you need your fuckin protein before you use the energy to say your ABC's.
So your dinner took as much of her effort as you took in bed!
Or maybe she just tired of feeding you a lobsters on HER salary without your contribution?
Or maybe it wasn’t a hot dog...lmaoclick to expand
Get your bald-head ass outta here with that BULLSHIT.
Posted by LadyNeptuneSee. You a fuckin goof like the rest of these fuckin bimbos.Posted by EmhendoYeah. Like I said, ungrateful leech.
When I was younger, me and of my old girl had a place.. Her dad gave her money to stock the fridge . I'd come home, and all she bought was frozen foods and dinners. Pre cooked shit that only a fuckin 5 year-old could fuckin enjoy.
You should’ve been kissing her feet for putting food in your belly and bankrolling all your meals. Are you that helpless you need someone else to feed you? Looks like it.
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Even if she made me a fuckin 7 course meal full of vitality and it's absolutely delicious.. I should KISS HER FUCKING FEET??
Wow..
But YOU are saying I should kiss her fucking feet for simply trying..
I can just see at this point, that you just don't fuckin get it. It's no point in talking to you.
Posted by EmhendoFuck her better!
Bitches are lazy these days. If they can get away with feeding you pork n beans, they fuckin will.
Trust me.
That's bad behavior and it's shit testing too. So rewarding it.
She wants to see how easy it is to please you, and the easier.. The worse you failed. The least respect see feels that you deserve.
Stop doing drugs!
Be a man...(just trying knowing it’s a drag...)
Whatever!
Fuckin goof troops,
UNITE.
UNITE.
Posted by EmhendoFuck her better!
Bitches are lazy these days. If they can get away with feeding you pork n beans, they fuckin will.
Trust me.
That's bad behavior and it's shit testing too. So rewarding it.
She wants to see how easy it is to please you, and the easier.. The worse you failed. The least respect see feels that you deserve.
Stop doing drugs!
Be a man...(just trying knowing it’s a drag...)
Whatever!
Eat SHIT!
Posted by EmhendoYes. You. Should.Posted by LadyNeptuneSee. You a fuckin goof like the rest of these fuckin bimbos.Posted by EmhendoYeah. Like I said, ungrateful leech.
When I was younger, me and of my old girl had a place.. Her dad gave her money to stock the fridge . I'd come home, and all she bought was frozen foods and dinners. Pre cooked shit that only a fuckin 5 year-old could fuckin enjoy.
You should’ve been kissing her feet for putting food in your belly and bankrolling all your meals. Are you that helpless you need someone else to feed you? Looks like it.
Even if she made me a fuckin 7 course meal full of vitality and it's absolutely delicious.. I should KISS HER FUCKING FEET??
Wow..
But YOU are saying I should kiss her fucking feet for simply trying..
I can just see at this point, that you just don't fuckin get it. It's no point in talking to you.click to expand
After all she is providing your meals. Instead of being appreciative your bitching that it’s not to your liking. So stock the fridge yourself!
Posted by GemitatiLook, you tacky ass heffa.Posted by EmhendoFuck her better!
Bitches are lazy these days. If they can get away with feeding you pork n beans, they fuckin will.
Trust me.
That's bad behavior and it's shit testing too. So rewarding it.
She wants to see how easy it is to please you, and the easier.. The worse you failed. The least respect see feels that you deserve.
Stop doing drugs!
Be a man...(just trying knowing it’s a drag...)
Whatever!
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I don't do drugs. I sell them.
I don't have a main chick, I'm fuckin with multiple women right now.
So what is all this you talking about??
You don't even know who you talking to, it ain't your fault.. But I'ma need you to sit down somewhere for now.
Posted by EmhendoApparently it’s just BECAME a fuckt!Posted by GemitatiBitch, these ain't facts.Posted by EmhendoMen usually fed as food as they fuck...
Doing the most and praising a bitch because she made you noodles and hot dogs.
Where was her effort?
She's not your 5 year-old daughter who ran to give you paper with her hand-print painted on it.
So you don't HAVE to accept this.
Are you THAT easily impressed by a bitch?
You're not. You're just kissing ass.
Why are you easily pleased for the shit she's SUPPOSE to do??
I guess your mom never made you a damn dinner.
That ramen noodle in a bowl is the best she can do??
Every woman has potential. Bring it out of her.
Next time she makes you some lousy ass plate that looks like lunch from a daycare, tell her you need your fuckin protein before you use the energy to say your ABC's.
So your dinner took as much of her effort as you took in bed!
Or maybe she just tired of feeding you a lobsters on HER salary without your contribution?
Or maybe it wasn’t a hot dog...lmao
Get your bald-head ass outta here with that BULLSHIT.click to expand
Posted by EmhendoIs your face cozy? I prefer leather...Posted by GemitatiLook, you tacky ass heffa.Posted by EmhendoFuck her better!
Bitches are lazy these days. If they can get away with feeding you pork n beans, they fuckin will.
Trust me.
That's bad behavior and it's shit testing too. So rewarding it.
She wants to see how easy it is to please you, and the easier.. The worse you failed. The least respect see feels that you deserve.
Stop doing drugs!
Be a man...(just trying knowing it’s a drag...)
Whatever!
I don't do drugs. I sell them.
I don't have a main chick, I'm fuckin with multiple women right now.
So what is all this you talking about??
You don't even know who you talking to, it ain't your fault.. But I'ma need you to sit down somewhere for now.click to expand
Posted by LadyNeptuneMan, she can get her fuckin booty rubbed, good dick and bubble gum. I'm not stickin her fuckin feet in my mouth.. You sound goofy as hell.Posted by EmhendoYes. You. Should.Posted by LadyNeptuneSee. You a fuckin goof like the rest of these fuckin bimbos.Posted by EmhendoYeah. Like I said, ungrateful leech.
When I was younger, me and of my old girl had a place.. Her dad gave her money to stock the fridge . I'd come home, and all she bought was frozen foods and dinners. Pre cooked shit that only a fuckin 5 year-old could fuckin enjoy.
You should’ve been kissing her feet for putting food in your belly and bankrolling all your meals. Are you that helpless you need someone else to feed you? Looks like it.
Even if she made me a fuckin 7 course meal full of vitality and it's absolutely delicious.. I should KISS HER FUCKING FEET??
Wow..
But YOU are saying I should kiss her fucking feet for simply trying..
I can just see at this point, that you just don't fuckin get it. It's no point in talking to you.
After all she is providing your meals. Instead of being appreciative your bitching that it’s not to your liking. So stock the fridge yourself!click to expand
I'm not ever worshipping the ground she walks on.
I can get another bitch to make the same fuckin food, and she will even cook the fuckin shit ass-naked.
Like I said, I REALLY don't even need a bitch to cook for me at all..
So I don't even care for her food to begin with, so come at me with a half ass plate, and I'ma fuckin laugh..
..
.
...
Cuz it's goofy.
Now, as far as my old girl.. Her dad giving her money for food..
Her childish ass still likes pizza rolls and that's all the fuck we ate.
Could took that money and bought a bag of chicken legs, veggies.. You feel?? You don't.
Posted by HearttofTopazAll my bitches white knight for mePosted by EmhendoPosted by LadyNeptuneMan, she can get her fuckin booty rubbed, good dick and bubble gum. I'm not stickin her fuckin feet in my mouth.. You sound goofy as hell.Posted by EmhendoYes. You. Should.Posted by LadyNeptuneSee. You a fuckin goof like the rest of these fuckin bimbos.Posted by EmhendoYeah. Like I said, ungrateful leech.
When I was younger, me and of my old girl had a place.. Her dad gave her money to stock the fridge . I'd come home, and all she bought was frozen foods and dinners. Pre cooked shit that only a fuckin 5 year-old could fuckin enjoy.
You should’ve been kissing her feet for putting food in your belly and bankrolling all your meals. Are you that helpless you need someone else to feed you? Looks like it.
Even if she made me a fuckin 7 course meal full of vitality and it's absolutely delicious.. I should KISS HER FUCKING FEET??
Wow..
But YOU are saying I should kiss her fucking feet for simply trying..
I can just see at this point, that you just don't fuckin get it. It's no point in talking to you.
After all she is providing your meals. Instead of being appreciative your bitching that it’s not to your liking. So stock the fridge yourself!
I'm not ever worshipping the ground she walks on.
I can get another bitch to make the same fuckin food, and she will even cook the fuckin shit ass-naked.
Like I said, I REALLY don't even need a bitch to cook for me at all..
So I don't even care for her food to begin with, so come at me with a half ass plate, and I'ma fuckin laugh..
..
.
...
Cuz it's goofy.
Now, as far as my old girl.. Her dad giving her money for food..
Her childish ass still likes pizza rolls and that's all the fuck we ate.
Could took that money and bought a bag of chicken legs, veggies.. You feel?? You don't.
Shit-assed naked
Is that before or after her knighting?
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I'm drunk.
I love y'all.
I love y'all.
now that's what I call entertainment. Definitely sharing this around.
Posted by EmhendoHer money. Her decision.Posted by LadyNeptuneMan, she can get her fuckin booty rubbed, good dick and bubble gum. I'm not stickin her fuckin feet in my mouth.. You sound goofy as hell.Posted by EmhendoYes. You. Should.Posted by LadyNeptuneSee. You a fuckin goof like the rest of these fuckin bimbos.Posted by EmhendoYeah. Like I said, ungrateful leech.
When I was younger, me and of my old girl had a place.. Her dad gave her money to stock the fridge . I'd come home, and all she bought was frozen foods and dinners. Pre cooked shit that only a fuckin 5 year-old could fuckin enjoy.
You should’ve been kissing her feet for putting food in your belly and bankrolling all your meals. Are you that helpless you need someone else to feed you? Looks like it.
Even if she made me a fuckin 7 course meal full of vitality and it's absolutely delicious.. I should KISS HER FUCKING FEET??
Wow..
But YOU are saying I should kiss her fucking feet for simply trying..
I can just see at this point, that you just don't fuckin get it. It's no point in talking to you.
After all she is providing your meals. Instead of being appreciative your bitching that it’s not to your liking. So stock the fridge yourself!
I'm not ever worshipping the ground she walks on.
I can get another bitch to make the same fuckin food, and she will even cook the fuckin shit ass-naked.
Like I said, I REALLY don't even need a bitch to cook for me at all..
So I don't even care for her food to begin with, so come at me with a half ass plate, and I'ma fuckin laugh..
..
.
...
Cuz it's goofy.
Now, as far as my old girl.. Her dad giving her money for food..
Her childish ass still likes pizza rolls and that's all the fuck we ate.
Could took that money and bought a bag of chicken legs, veggies.. You feel?? You don't.click to expand
She didn't have to share. Nobody is forcing you to eat her food. But you did, didn't you. The least you can do is be appreciative of getting a free meal. The whining and complaining just looks bad. Chill on the entitlement.
Posted by LadyNeptuneHer money?? It's not ever her mothafuckin money.Posted by EmhendoHer money. Her decision.Posted by LadyNeptuneMan, she can get her fuckin booty rubbed, good dick and bubble gum. I'm not stickin her fuckin feet in my mouth.. You sound goofy as hell.Posted by EmhendoYes. You. Should.Posted by LadyNeptuneSee. You a fuckin goof like the rest of these fuckin bimbos.Posted by EmhendoYeah. Like I said, ungrateful leech.
When I was younger, me and of my old girl had a place.. Her dad gave her money to stock the fridge . I'd come home, and all she bought was frozen foods and dinners. Pre cooked shit that only a fuckin 5 year-old could fuckin enjoy.
You should’ve been kissing her feet for putting food in your belly and bankrolling all your meals. Are you that helpless you need someone else to feed you? Looks like it.
Even if she made me a fuckin 7 course meal full of vitality and it's absolutely delicious.. I should KISS HER FUCKING FEET??
Wow..
But YOU are saying I should kiss her fucking feet for simply trying..
I can just see at this point, that you just don't fuckin get it. It's no point in talking to you.
After all she is providing your meals. Instead of being appreciative your bitching that it’s not to your liking. So stock the fridge yourself!
I'm not ever worshipping the ground she walks on.
I can get another bitch to make the same fuckin food, and she will even cook the fuckin shit ass-naked.
Like I said, I REALLY don't even need a bitch to cook for me at all..
So I don't even care for her food to begin with, so come at me with a half ass plate, and I'ma fuckin laugh..
..
.
...
Cuz it's goofy.
Now, as far as my old girl.. Her dad giving her money for food..
Her childish ass still likes pizza rolls and that's all the fuck we ate.
Could took that money and bought a bag of chicken legs, veggies.. You feel?? You don't.
She didn't have to share. Nobody is forcing you to eat her food. But you did, didn't you. The least you can do is be appreciative of getting a free meal. The whining and complaining just looks bad. Chill on the entitlement.
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I stopped eating that SHIT at one point.
Those lights weren't free. That hot water wasn't free.
I manage. I tell what's spending and what's not.
You got it fucked up.
She's lucky I didn't take her damn money all together. Very lucky.
Posted by EmhendoDo better.
She's lucky I didn't take her damn money all together. Very lucky.
From what I understand, people are trying to apply their own modus operandi to a different culture. Because it's just that, a different culture. It's the Black culture.
People in the Middle East commit "honor killings" because they believe it restores a family's a honor after some wrongdoing. Some of them even bring it with them when they move to a Western country, yet it 100% outrages people here.
In other less fortunate countries, women and children are naked 24/7. It's not normal for US, but it's normal for them. Because they are different cultures.
So, applying our "white" morals & ideals to Emhendo's world just doesn't work, because it's not the same.
People in the Middle East commit "honor killings" because they believe it restores a family's a honor after some wrongdoing. Some of them even bring it with them when they move to a Western country, yet it 100% outrages people here.
In other less fortunate countries, women and children are naked 24/7. It's not normal for US, but it's normal for them. Because they are different cultures.
So, applying our "white" morals & ideals to Emhendo's world just doesn't work, because it's not the same.
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Where was her effort?
She's not your 5 year-old daughter who ran to give you paper with her hand-print painted on it.
So you don't HAVE to accept this.
Are you THAT easily impressed by a bitch?
You're not. You're just kissing ass.
Why are you easily pleased for the shit she's SUPPOSE to do??
I guess your mom never made you a damn dinner.
That ramen noodle in a bowl is the best she can do??
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Next time she makes you some lousy ass plate that looks like lunch from a daycare, tell her you need your fuckin protein before you use the energy to say your ABC's.