Crazy B*tchiz (Page 2)

digimon, digital monsters, digimon, digimon are the CHAMPIONS

you're all freakin WACK! crappy generation raised on crappy cartoons.

voltron, he-man, she-ra beats that crap any day.

digimon is just tragic...might as well throw in some inuyasha and power rangers to boot.

yall had barney, we had today's special and you can't do that on television

digimon was completely whack and i will openly admit that. but that didn't prevent me from letting it crap all over my eyeballs

not to mention when i was little, doing my best to avoid rockie and bullwinkle but catch mighty mouse! i miss the pink panther, bugs bunny, the flintstones, the jetsons, ducktales, heathcliff, dennis the menace, danger mouse, woody woodpecker...old school. my bro loved scooby doo. i hated it. they don't even rerun anymore. i mean imagine today's generation watching the brady bunch, the facts of life, good times or the love boat. 😛

times were so simple then. our generation wasn't so depraved.

and no, life doesn't revolve around TV but what's that stupid show with the prostituted italians that comes on MTV. things are just going to hell in a hand basket. the US is destined to repeat that of all nations that got too big for its britches. god willing i won't be on new age life support at age 250 to witness it.

24 was/is propoganda for people a deficient cerebral cortex

i cried at like episode 2 of pokemon. when ash and pikachu bonded. it was lovely.

I have never felt ashamed of my role as a woman satori. I have always felt great pride in it. And I relish everything I talked about because it makes me happy. Truly happy. The joy within me for things to slow down. Having a cup of coffee with the mist burning low in the field. Opening those windows wide to hear the birds song, the animals rustling in the barn. Even the low odor of the animals themselves. To go outside and just feel peace.
Gardening, how wonderful is that? A lovely grown up excuse to get filthy; and after the crush of preserving is done you have all those lovely jars standing like sentries against the cold of winter.
It is hard work, but at the end of the day it's a good tired. And you simply cannot beat the view your eyes find each and every day.
I have never looked down my nose at a woman for wanting the whole enchilada. Career, children, or not. Nor have I been envious of them.
Hearth and home are quite important and my Gran and women of her era were where I learned long and well. They were the masters of their home, the backbone, the strength. My mother reinforced it with her great love of spinning time yet further back by homesteading and living on her own farm. She's done everything from canning to sewing to tanning her own leather. In addition to raising four girls and running a farm. Chickens, geese, ducks, horse, goats, pigs. Huge garden every year.
To me, that is what nourishes my soul.

yeah brobert. next time i'll save like 3 posts to add one word that obviously belongs that but thanks for pointing that out 😉

^^like that

Posted by i love ewe
i totally want to get married, what i dont want is a wedding. im not paying for anybodies dinner, im not writing thank you cards, im not dancing with everybody or putting on a show, im not planning shit, im not going to rehersals, im not posing for pictures, im not wearing a poofy dress, im not picking people to be maids, and i dont want anybody doing any of the listed for me because it will only piss me off. i 100% GENUINELY DONT WANT IT and this isnt a test to anyone. i hate all this shit with a passion. my ass is going to Bali and getting married. it's inexpensive to stay there and if my parents and 2 sisters want to go, yay.

I had a buddy who did the whole "Vegas drive through" wedding. He left one weekend to vegas with his chic, came back with rings on, and announced to the bro's that they sealed it. I couldn't help but throw out "So...would you like fries with your vows?"

While I DO NOT see marriage in my near future, hell, in this lifetime 😛. The tradition to have the respective families forking out for the wedding bugs me. It's probably totally a macho thing but fuck, she's MY chic that I'd be marrying, I'm going to pay for that shit.

Posted by satori


I grew up in the 80s and early 90s and went to a school where the children often cursed out the teachers and were violent.

and in many ways the cartoons of today are much better than the past. Do you remember how violent Looney Tunes shows like the roadrunner and Tom and Jerry were? Do you remember all the sexist comments George Jetson used to make to Judy? As a fifth grader it would disgust me. I'll take sarcasm over sexism and violence any day.

obviously the lack of respect that children/people have for adults begain with your generation or within your neighborhood. sounds like your peers didn't have much home training.

on a side note, i never knocked anyone on their head with an anvil but i have witnessed a child respond smartly to his parents when asked a simple question like "do you want a popsicle?" keep in mind that the cartoons you speak of where made in like the 60s-70s. that's at least a few generations of children who grew up not dropping anvils on others or running full speed off of a cliff. but smart a $ $ kids who will curse you every whichaway, those are a dime a dozen these days. glad to see how f-d up your standards are.

Posted by FeistyAquarian
I have a friend who married a guy with the last name Gross too...I wouldn't go for that myself...
Or Weiner, or anything that rhymes with my name (which is hard...) or those last names like Kjeistvejkiskimnsti.

Hahahaha

Posted by satori
I also think it's a shame that people are getting divorced so often these days. However, you have to consider how many women would have divorced men in the past but didn't and stayed in miserable marriages only because they didn't have the means to live on their own with no career prospects. In the past, a man was all a woman had so how could she leave him?

I really don't think the true state of modern marriages are very much worse than marriages of the past. I just think women have more opportunities to get out now when they need to.

^^^when you open up doors like this, you might want to be aware that some people will walk through them.

how old are you?

when did you get married?

when did you get divorced?

now, given that you said you grew up in the 80's-90's, i, and any rational person would say, there's nothing wrong with marriage. there is something hella wrong with immature people committing themselves to one another. i'd go further with that but don't really feel like reading the whining posts that will ensue.

Posted by satori

I grew up in the 80s and early 90s and went to a school where the children often cursed out the teachers and were violent.

and in many ways the cartoons of today are much better than the past. Do you remember how violent Looney Tunes shows like the roadrunner and Tom and Jerry were? Do you remember all the sexist comments George Jetson used to make to Judy? As a fifth grader it would disgust me. I'll take sarcasm over sexism and violence any day.

Kind of out there but some of those old school toons like Woody Woodpecker and Tom and Jerry have episodes that are now censored because of their racist connotations. From what I had heard, when they do run it, there is a list of certain one's they won't air as their no longer PC. So odd considering I remember the toons just being "toons" as a child.

Posted by VirgoHero

I had a buddy who did the whole "Vegas drive through" wedding. He left one weekend to vegas with his chic, came back with rings on, and announced to the bro's that they sealed it. I couldn't help but throw out "So...would you like fries with your vows?"

While I DO NOT see marriage in my near future, hell, in this lifetime 😛. The tradition to have the respective families forking out for the wedding bugs me. It's probably totally a macho thing but fuck, she's MY chic that I'd be marrying, I'm going to pay for that shit.

tradition dictates that the bride's pappy pays. if not, then yeah, the couple has to foot the bill.

you're not seeing marriage in your future because you're selfish and you're a virgo which by default means you're wired incorrectly. how can you joke with your friend about having a drive-thru wedding but simultaneously state that having a traditional wedding bugs you? so admit it. you're just a cheap bastard 😛

Its not the wedding the bugs me. It doesn't matter to me, really 🙂 I mean the wedding itself is for the chic in my eyes. If I actually take her down the aisle, then I've already "married" her so to speak without needing any damn legal ceremony. That "traditional" wedding I don't have the issue. My issue is the "tradition" of others paying for something I see as my duty and responsibility.

^^but technically it's not your duty or your responsibility. if folks did what they are supposed to, then the dad would pay. you'll have your turn to pay when you have daughters and it's their turn. and yes, if you have all girls, you're screwed but hey, you should've had more Y warriors instead of letting all the X shoot through.

And as an aside: Bugs & Gang, Tom & Jerry, Heckle & Jeckle, Woody Woodpecker, Popeye, Betty Boop.. any and all *old* cartoons ROCK. I never did feel the urge to whack anyone with a hammer, sail off a cliff with my Acme bat suit on or put freezer tubes into a floor of water to go ice skating. What I do remember is laughing quite a lot with my bowl of cereal before me. 🙂

your parents want to return you

Back atcha satori, if you want to take the world by storm, go for it. 🙂

u a witness?

"I really don't think the true state of modern marriages are very much worse than marriages of the past. I just think women have more opportunities to get out now when they need to."


Yep.

Posted by tubbyscubby
your parents want to return you

Hahaha

if you study feminism, many of their concerns are no longer concerns of today. yesteryear women were forced to stay due to lack of education, mobility in their career, discrepancies in pay...

there is greater balance and one could argue that although women still earn less (minority women earning far less), women are dominating in terms of furthering their education. we are dwarfing men in this category and there will come a time where the glass ceiling has officially shattered.

so, if you don't want to get married, fine, but that's not what this thread is about and that's NOT what feminism was about. the view of the modern, independent woman is so askew that at some point it's going to go completely off the rails.

you know, i think the only justification for not getting married would be if you do not have children and the man you "spend the rest of your life with" doesn't either. if however you do plan on building a family with someone, you have every incentive to get married. in fact, not getting married can screw you just as much as getting married. many states are increasingly recognizing common law marriages.

anyhoo, i think any women with children who allows her children to be bastards because she keeps telling herself and their father that she doesn't care about a ring or a piece of paper...foolish. if not for yourself, protect the rights of the rugrats 😛

I don't care if I am married again or not. Why does that make me a crazy bitch? It damn sure doesnt make me a liar either. I'm not opposed to being married again, but I am also perfectly happy in a committed relationship. It's not fair to say that EVERY woman who doesnt feel required to don the piece of paper and her partner's last name is full of bullshit. Thats totally pigeon holing and I dont agree. Everyone is different and has different requirements for their life and their happiness.

And I didnt read the entire thread only the first several posts so Im sure some of what I just said has probably been addressed, but I wanted to add my opinion anyway! lol

But, I will also add to my post that IF I am with someone and planning to start a family with them, I would prefer marriage for the sake of the children. Key word there... "PLANNING". I dont see why not being married in that instance would be an option for me. But also, I wouldnt marry JUST because I got pregnant and wasnt in love with the person either.

a woman who spends the rest of her life with a man and says she doesn't care about getting married is full of shyte.

if you're spending the rest of your life with him, if you could know that in advance like some claim to know in advance they don't not ever never want to get married, then why would you NOT want to get married if you spend the next 50 years with someone?

for those that celebrate holidays, do you expect a valentine's day/bday/xmas acknowledgment from your committed lover? some will say, oh, he doesn't have to. cool...he's human. he might forget because he's being an inconsiderate bastard that day.

now imagine that in 10 years of being together this man, who celebrates holidays, NEVER says happy valentine's day, NEVER says happy birthday, NEVER says merry christmas. are you telling me that you wouldn't be salty about it over time? sure, it's not that big a deal but if it's not that big a deal, WHY won't he say it?

you have women agonizing over whether a dude calls, texts or says i love you. you mean to tell me that you can agonize over a phone call but it will never cross your mind in a life time of being with someone why he NEVER thought to make you his and his only?

WHAT-FUQN-EVER!

WAIT! i still have the soap box...

now keep imagining that for 10 years...20 years, the man you love with all your heart, who has NEVER acknowledged valentine's day, who has NEVER acknowledged your birthday, who has NEVER acknowledged christmas...imagine if after all this time, 20 years later on your 50th birthday, he surprises you by taking you out to dinner. but it's not just any dinner...

at the dinner are your friends, family and children.

at the dinner he makes a toast to you and says how special you are and how much you've meant to him over the years.

he dances with you. he kisses you. he proclaims before you, those who are important to you, that you ARE the woman of his dreams.

true, you already knew that. but what would it mean to you in that moment to have a man who obviously didn't care much for social mores to do something for and about you, about him and about your relationship that he felt the need to proclaim to the world your worth to him? what is a proposal but the ultimate gesture of love and longing?

if you can't get that concept, if you can't fathom what i'm putting down, then you're either lost, mental or damaged. hopefully some day you won't be.

Posted by tubbyscubby

if you can't get that concept, if you can't fathom what i'm putting down, then you're either lost, mental or damaged. hopefully some day you won't be.

I get your concept, problem is.... it's YOUR concept. Not mine. It doesnt make me mentally damaged either. You are insulting everyone who doesn't have the same values or beliefs that you have. That is narrow minded and cynical.

Why does a proclaimation of love have to contain a marriage proposal? I dont feel that being proposed to is the ONLY way to acknowledge your love or commitment to someone. I also find it quite unsettling that you keep saying that its the MAN who needs to stand up and propose or his love is not true. Maybe Im the one that doesnt want to be married. Maybe HE does but I dont see the point in it. What then?

no offense but are both of you not divorced?

actually, EVERY offense. you're both divorced. enough said!

you fall, you get back on the damn horse. you don't shoot the damn horse. it didn't break it's leg. you're the one who's broked.

who got married I been out in the barn testing the whisky I make I may be blind

Posted by james tate
who got married I been out in the barn testing the whisky I make I may be blind

Hahah

Mr. Tate, you entertain me greatly. Never f'ing change, bud.

awwh...man love

Posted by tubbyscubby
actually, EVERY offense. you're both divorced. enough said!

you fall, you get back on the damn horse. you don't shoot the damn horse. it didn't break it's leg. you're the one who's broked.

I am divorced, however I am not jaded. Broken legs heal. Thats part of life. Things break and things heal. Its how you deal with them that says who you are. I said I am not opposed to marriage I just dont REQUIRE it! I would do it again given the right person and circumstances. Did you not see that part of my statement? I just dont see it as a necessity and I understand that other people dont either. That doesnt make them fucked up or mental, like you claim.

Youve NEVER been married? Well, if thats the case than how the fuck would you know if you really ever wanna be? Just sayin, the wind blows in both directions sweetie.

Posted by james tate
who got married I been out in the barn testing the whisky I make I may be blind

Tate!! You left me at the alter you drunken bastard!!!

🙂

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved

Posted by james tate
who got married I been out in the barn testing the whisky I make I may be blind

Tate!! You left me at the alter you drunken bastard!!!

🙂

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I have a feeling you could have found him at the local pub lol

Posted by Astrological Aftermath1
sounds to me your jealous of those pretty pedicured honeys with there pink ponchos and flossy glossy lips?... it's okay tubby, heavier weights and more reps equals bigger muscles so you can crush there tiny heart shaped heads

Some days I heart you! 🙂

Posted by VirgoHero

Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved

Posted by james tate
who got married I been out in the barn testing the whisky I make I may be blind

Tate!! You left me at the alter you drunken bastard!!!

🙂

I have a feeling you could have found him at the local pub lol

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What!? I aint trackin his drunk ass down on my wedding day!

Oh wait..... Im "broked" no wedding for me. 😢

*sulks away to the corner*

Posted by satori


Right. We learn through our experiences what is right for us individually. I'm not judging or on a campaign to stop others from getting married, so I don't understand why I am being labeled crazy for not wanting to.

I know that all relationships take work, whether you live together or apart, but I just value my space and freedom so much and I find that living apart just works for me. I may change my mind someday but I highly doubt it.

Yep! To each his own and for his/her own reasons.

Posted by Prince_Pisces
The crowns are cute though 😛

LOL!! PP... only you! Muah

uhm! fyi, i've never been married because i chose not to marry when i had the chance as i was smart enough not to get married when i knew i wasn't ready because i didn't want to be in my late 20s, divorced and bitter like satori or in my late 30s and bitter divorcd and bitter like leo.

@leo - i know i want to be married just like i know i want children. i don't play games with myself or my relationships. BUT! some women do. sorry you're offended that i don't want to join your club.

satori does not sound bitter

of course she is. she's getting divorced in less than a month, is in her late 20s and has decided that she wants to spend the rest of her life solo. obviously soon to be ex-hubby is dictating her future and that makes her bitter...or would you all prefer damaged?

yeah, jim jones had different views too. doth not make him right.

jason stop whining.

laaaaaaaaaata

if it makes you feel better jimmy was a taurean.

but glen beck was an aqua and he kills millions of people's brain cells daily. not to mention sarah palin and....too easy 😛

ok, NOW i'm out.

darnit...IS an aqua....sheesh. i know how feisty likes pretending she's a "conservative" so i wanted to find some folks she could relate to as both an aqua and the politically corrupt.

Posted by Prince_Pisces
Im gonna start wearing a crown everywhere i go 🙂 LOL! They've inspired me.

LMFAO - this is the only thing I'm going to comment on, on this thread. Prince, you are tooo much!

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Posted by USCTaurusGal

Posted by Prince_Pisces
Im gonna start wearing a crown everywhere i go 🙂 LOL! They've inspired me.

LMFAO - this is the only thing I'm going to comment on, on this thread. Prince, you are tooo much!

Did you recently buy jewelry?

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Hi Jason 🙂 not yet, but I have my eye on a lovely bauble - not this one though (a bit out of my price range right now 😉). I want to get a couple of pieces before the summertime. I went looking for spring/summer dresses today. Ah, spring is in the air and I am lovvvving it!

Posted by FeistyAquarian
ha I'm hiding my posts cause I'm not gonna waste my time. I love when people try and pigeonhole me though, really! It's amusing 🙂

no what's amusing is watching you contradict yourself as you and i both know that you recently that you were among the last few "conservatives" who wasn't ashamed of saying so...until now 😛

Posted by USCTaurusGal

...I went looking for spring/summer dresses today. Ah, spring is in the air and I am lovvvving it!

Mmmmmm summer dresses....