Date DXP (Page 4)

I'd like to meet you too Miss ScorpioDreamer. 🙂

Im gonna leave it just to men, since I dont really date women and if I had to list them all, It would be a long list. 🙂

Tate (but if we have a pint together, I cannot be responsible for my actions - especially if you have those washboard abs.... I'd just lose control)

Ian (because he has NO shame and thats hot)

Mr. Nice (cause at first we bickered and that kinda turned me on) 😛

@wtf, i don't make fun of people because i'm way too kind.

*coughs*

i speak many tongues. comes from my days on the ho stroll. my tongue has muscles on its muscles.

i dont speak vaginish but i heard you were fluent.

well given she's deceased not sure how that's possible.

not a big fan of mommy jokes 😛

you've lost your touch. must be all that "running."

*ahem*

you're none to swift tonight and i don't feel like chasing so i digress.

i'm off to play with my dxp buddy with the wee. he sent me pics by the way. he's a hottie.

*don't tell nobody* 😉

literally...dont tell nobody 😛

well i PM'd everyone your secret and wyatt is no longer going to take you to the dance.

don't play dumb. he already said when the two of you met up that you showed him your nips. he thought it was pretty forward of you.

i didn't PM that part about you showing your nips. figured i'd keep that part a secret. so i'm not going to tell anyone that.

well he also swore me to secrecy about his having vomited profusely when you revealed your three hairy nips. i didn't think that was so bad and neither did he until he realized they leaked piss.

i think what took the cake was when he shat himself. who'd a think that one of your labia hangs all the way to your knees and that you color, set and style your abnormally long ass hairs?

but yeah, he swore me to secrecy and i don't think anyone needs to know any of this. i mean, the part about your scratching your kitty and sniffing your fingers every 20 minutes is horrible but i definitely won't tell anyone. nope, taking that to the grave.

yeah, i named him tum-tum. i'm working on a new feature film but nothing compares to your "blue waffle topped with smegma" flick.

and what about you? i heard you tried with a pregnant gerbil and that it gave birth inside your rectum.

i didn't realize you were such an animal lover. i mean, i almost wept when wyatt told me that you inserted a wheel up your crack so that the gerbabies could get their exercise.

too bad that you shit pellets now though. that's gotta suck.

*quietly opening door and peeking in*. I see you two are at it again. Good morning fellow uterus holders.

lol

pfft...playing games now ladies.

it's getting deep.

ttyl

better a man's ass than a flapjack

still playing games 😛

If that's a mans bum, sign me up. 😛

LOL *clucking tongue* NO! I'd sign up for a rock hard, juicy bubble though. I'll be over here in Hetero World, thank youuuuuuuu.

HAHHAHAHAHAAA!

Translators are a beautiful thing.

Bunny is quite good, stuffed. Snitching heifer.

LOL Good luck with that.

i saw that thread on the home page. clicked. saw bluewaffle and immediately closed the window.

so no! aint happenin!

Heheheheee *switching hips and flashing mah booty*. Clothed of course, don't want to blind you with mah two snowy twin mountains of majesty. 😄

I was trying to make tate jealous but it did'nt work, That was kinda of nice of you to let me know that I kinda turned you on meow. Next time I'll get me whip out and give your butt a good slap just kidding lol I dont want to upset mr tate, or ian. Peace

Tate's on a walk about again. He said he was dead to DXP for while.

SHhhh... we wont tell him about our little flirtation.

*bends over in anticipation for that slap* 🙂