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@MissScruffs
7 Years1,000+ Posts

Night 1 White House Coronavirus Briefing

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The following people have bravely defied those whiny Governors' quarantine orders and died for our country's economy.

@UnusualVaginalDischarge

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Townie

@nikkistar

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Deborah Birx

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@MissScruffs
7 Years1,000+ Posts

Day 1 can now commence

Although it's been a rough 24 hrs for the Town, we must continue on to fight against this deadly virus. The volcano is hot and ready. We will prevail.

@ me with your sacrifice-vote by 9pm EST pls

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@nikkistar
9 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by ItsSupes2
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by HippeeGem
Posted by nikkistar

LULZ, bet you it was townies that killed me too.

Told you, I had my gif already ready. You fucks never let me play.

I wanted you to play :/

It was always going to be me, dazed, uvd, or deldo that died first. lol

Game 2 of 2, dead before I can play. lol

Who is deldo?

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deldo = @Afternoondelights22

Most people are pissed at him for his games, and want to murder him. lol

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@nikkistar
9 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by akitu
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by HippeeGem
Posted by nikkistar

LULZ, bet you it was townies that killed me too.

Told you, I had my gif already ready. You fucks never let me play.

I wanted you to play :/

It was always going to be me, dazed, uvd, or deldo that died first. lol

Game 2 of 2, dead before I can play. lol

You can still help us from the other side through a mystic medium. Once a townie always a townie

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DO YOU WANT SCRUFFS TO MURDER ME WITH HER CLAWS? lol

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@AfternoonDelights22
13 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by Scheherazade
Posted by HippeeGem
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by HippeeGem
Posted by nikkistar

LULZ, bet you it was townies that killed me too.

Told you, I had my gif already ready. You fucks never let me play.

I wanted you to play :/

It was always going to be me, dazed, uvd, or deldo that died first. lol

Game 2 of 2, dead before I can play. lol

I'm over the format of who dies first

We all signed up knowing we’d have to die sometime. Some people just have bigger targets on their back. I’m assuming they both will all be targets the first couple of rounds.

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Who tf even are you

Lol jk

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@AfternoonDelights22
13 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by Scheherazade
Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Posted by Scheherazade
Posted by HippeeGem
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by HippeeGem
Posted by nikkistar

LULZ, bet you it was townies that killed me too.

Told you, I had my gif already ready. You fucks never let me play.

I wanted you to play :/

It was always going to be me, dazed, uvd, or deldo that died first. lol

Game 2 of 2, dead before I can play. lol

I'm over the format of who dies first

We all signed up knowing we’d have to die sometime. Some people just have bigger targets on their back. I’m assuming they both will all be targets the first couple of rounds.

Who tf even are you

Lol jk

I’m the one that killed you Deldo.

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Ah a Bernie supporter

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@saggurl88
13 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by GC11_
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_

I heard @Saggurl88 showed up as POSITIVE on a report 😯

I just got into work but I need to read up on everything. You must be a liar covering your own butt, since I'm one of the essential workers.

I smell MAFIA

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LoL 😂

I’m trusting the person who told me you came up positive as maf.

Sorry gurl

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I think you're basing it on previous games to protect your ownself because your mafia.

I'm

Tormund Giantsbane

-Visits someone at Night

-Gives that person Giant’s Milk to drink which protects them from attacks the following Day

-Can keep Giant’s Milk for themselves

-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row

So I can save a life everyday. Anyone who is trying to kill me will be Mafia

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@saggurl88
13 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by Scheherazade
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_

I heard @Saggurl88 showed up as POSITIVE on a report 😯

I just got into work but I need to read up on everything. You must be a liar covering your own butt, since I'm one of the essential workers.

I smell MAFIA

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LoL 😂

I’m trusting the person who told me you came up positive as maf.

Sorry gurl

I think you're basing it on previous games to protect your ownself because your mafia.

I'mTormund Giantsbane-Visits someone at Night

-Gives that person Giant’s Milk to drink which protects them from attacks the following Day

-Can keep Giant’s Milk for themselves

-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row

So I can save a life everyday. Anyone who is trying to kill me will be Mafia

Tormund > Cuomo.

Save meeee!

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I need to look at who the good guys are but we need to strategize as well. I'm trying to catch up now.

Right now GC11 is looking like mafia though.

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@Ram416
10 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by ItsSupes2
Posted by Ram416
Posted by ItsSupes2
Posted by nikkistar

LULZ, bet you it was townies that killed me too.

Told you, I had my gif already ready. You fucks never let me play.

No clue but I knew you wasn’t a townie

Read the description of the roles again please. She was a townie with POWERS.

I asked her if she was a townie. Didn’t get a reply 🤷🏼‍♀️

....

I think you need to get glasses.

Posted by nikkistar
Posted by ItsSupes2
Posted by nikkistar

LULZ, bet you it was townies that killed me too.

Told you, I had my gif already ready. You fucks never let me play.

No clue but I knew you wasn’t a townie

LOL. I was a townie.... WITH POWERS.

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@saggurl88
13 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by akitu
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_

I heard @Saggurl88 showed up as POSITIVE on a report 😯

I just got into work but I need to read up on everything. You must be a liar covering your own butt, since I'm one of the essential workers.

I smell MAFIA

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LoL 😂

I’m trusting the person who told me you came up positive as maf.

Sorry gurl

I think you're basing it on previous games to protect your ownself because your mafia.

I'mTormund Giantsbane-Visits someone at Night

-Gives that person Giant’s Milk to drink which protects them from attacks the following Day

-Can keep Giant’s Milk for themselves

-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row

So I can save a life everyday. Anyone who is trying to kill me will be Mafia

Or the tests were falsified or tampered with, which seems likely since if you have a power why not use it lol

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I didn't say it isn't going to be used 😄 It definitely will be.

No one has even come up with who are the townies or the roles but someone comes up with report? Yes, it could be falsified. Honestly they usually are. I think that's the main MO

But if she isn't Mafia, then who is she, if she got a report?

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@saggurl88
13 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by xoxflute
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by akitu
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_

I heard @Saggurl88 showed up as POSITIVE on a report 😯

I just got into work but I need to read up on everything. You must be a liar covering your own butt, since I'm one of the essential workers.

I smell MAFIA

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LoL 😂

I’m trusting the person who told me you came up positive as maf.

Sorry gurl

I think you're basing it on previous games to protect your ownself because your mafia.

I'mTormund Giantsbane-Visits someone at Night

-Gives that person Giant’s Milk to drink which protects them from attacks the following Day

-Can keep Giant’s Milk for themselves

-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row

So I can save a life everyday. Anyone who is trying to kill me will be Mafia

Or the tests were falsified or tampered with, which seems likely since if you have a power why not use it lol

I didn't say it isn't going to be used 😄 It definitely will be.

No one has even come up with who are the townies or the roles but someone comes up with report? Yes, it could be falsified. Honestly they usually are. I think that's the main MO

But if she isn't Mafia, then who is she, if she got a report?

Kris Jenner and Dr Fauci can both receive report.

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Ok, Well I just got a message from one of these people, @GC11_ Who are you? Can you message me to confirm. If you get it wrong, I will know you are Mafia though. 🙂

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@nikkistar
9 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by ItsSupes2
Posted by Ram416
Posted by ItsSupes2
Posted by nikkistar

LULZ, bet you it was townies that killed me too.

Told you, I had my gif already ready. You fucks never let me play.

No clue but I knew you wasn’t a townie

Read the description of the roles again please. She was a townie with POWERS.

I asked her if she was a townie. Didn’t get a reply 🤷🏼‍♀️

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I was asleep by 11ish pm last night. I took CBD oil, and gummy edibles. Dazed was annoyed with my unclever ass until I went night night.

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@saggurl88
13 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by akitu
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by xoxflute
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by akitu
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_

I heard @Saggurl88 showed up as POSITIVE on a report 😯

I just got into work but I need to read up on everything. You must be a liar covering your own butt, since I'm one of the essential workers.

I smell MAFIA

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LoL 😂

I’m trusting the person who told me you came up positive as maf.

Sorry gurl

I think you're basing it on previous games to protect your ownself because your mafia.

I'mTormund Giantsbane-Visits someone at Night

-Gives that person Giant’s Milk to drink which protects them from attacks the following Day

-Can keep Giant’s Milk for themselves

-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row

So I can save a life everyday. Anyone who is trying to kill me will be Mafia

Or the tests were falsified or tampered with, which seems likely since if you have a power why not use it lol

I didn't say it isn't going to be used 😄 It definitely will be.

No one has even come up with who are the townies or the roles but someone comes up with report? Yes, it could be falsified. Honestly they usually are. I think that's the main MO

But if she isn't Mafia, then who is she, if she got a report?

Kris Jenner and Dr Fauci can both receive report.

Ok, Well I just got a message from one of these people, @GC11_ Who are you? Can you message me to confirm. If you get it wrong, I will know you are Mafia though. 🙂

Post it here so the person can confront if it’s them, there’s no other danger in it

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So before you were trying to Protect GC11 before anyone even said whether they were townies or nowtand now before she can tell me which one she is, you want me to post who contacted me?

So then you both are Mafia? Why would you ask for this info without her confirming her identity?

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@nikkistar
9 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by brianafay
Posted by nikkistar
Posted by brianafay
Posted by nikkistar

LULZ, bet you it was townies that killed me too.

Told you, I had my gif already ready. You fucks never let me play.


I’m depressed

Who am I going to plot with now

@_Dazed


🐍 the fact he hasn’t messaged me yet is making me highly suspicious lol

He doesn’t lie to me so I think he’s avoiding the subject altogether

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LOL. Watch him message you now.

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@exoskeleton_
6 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by akitu
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by akitu

Can the townies with powers just say who they are? They wouldn’t be losing anything right?

why are you encouraging townies with powers to reveal themselves and risk being killed?

‘Cause you gotta catch people in their lies it’s pretty much the only way, I don’t mind dying as long as we’re making progress not all keeping quiet not trusting and not getting anywhere

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someone (truthfully) revealing themselves in thread is an automatic target on their back. you need another way, detective lol.

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@nikkistar
9 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by akitu
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by akitu

Can the townies with powers just say who they are? They wouldn’t be losing anything right?

why are you encouraging townies with powers to reveal themselves and risk being killed?

‘Cause you gotta catch people in their lies it’s pretty much the only way, I don’t mind dying as long as we’re making progress not all keeping quiet not trusting and not getting anywhere

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LOL. Is this your first mafia game on DXP? Cause in true fashion, its always the townies killing each other cause no one talks. LOL

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@saggurl88
13 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by akitu
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by akitu
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by xoxflute
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by akitu
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_

I heard @Saggurl88 showed up as POSITIVE on a report 😯

I just got into work but I need to read up on everything. You must be a liar covering your own butt, since I'm one of the essential workers.

I smell MAFIA

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LoL 😂

I’m trusting the person who told me you came up positive as maf.

Sorry gurl

I think you're basing it on previous games to protect your ownself because your mafia.

I'mTormund Giantsbane-Visits someone at Night

-Gives that person Giant’s Milk to drink which protects them from attacks the following Day

-Can keep Giant’s Milk for themselves

-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row

So I can save a life everyday. Anyone who is trying to kill me will be Mafia

Or the tests were falsified or tampered with, which seems likely since if you have a power why not use it lol

I didn't say it isn't going to be used 😄 It definitely will be.

No one has even come up with who are the townies or the roles but someone comes up with report? Yes, it could be falsified. Honestly they usually are. I think that's the main MO

But if she isn't Mafia, then who is she, if she got a report?

Kris Jenner and Dr Fauci can both receive report.

Ok, Well I just got a message from one of these people, @GC11_ Who are you? Can you message me to confirm. If you get it wrong, I will know you are Mafia though. 🙂

Post it here so the person can confront if it’s them, there’s no other danger in it

So before you were trying to Protect GC11 before anyone even said whether they were townies or nowtand now before she can tell me which one she is, you want me to post who contacted me?

So then you both are Mafia? Why would you ask for this info without her confirming her identity?

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😂 lol I wasn’t trying to protect her I was pointing out the obvious that you could both be either lying or telling the truth! Also I asked before you even asked, and your method relies on us trusting you that you’ve outed yourself looollll the paranoia has begun 😁

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I know who has the milk, and no one has come out saying they were my role. I have nothing to be paranoid about.

I need to look through the thread because I'm just responding and not reading others comments.

I also still haven't heard from GC11. If she's a good guy, she would want to defend herself and come up with a name, no?

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@AfternoonDelights22
13 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by akitu
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by akitu
Posted by exoskeleton_
Posted by akitu

Can the townies with powers just say who they are? They wouldn’t be losing anything right?

why are you encouraging townies with powers to reveal themselves and risk being killed?

‘Cause you gotta catch people in their lies it’s pretty much the only way, I don’t mind dying as long as we’re making progress not all keeping quiet not trusting and not getting anywhere

someone (truthfully) revealing themselves in thread is an automatic target on their back. you need another way, detective lol.

Yeah but how many can be killed in one go? It’s a numbers game guys

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Trump dat you?

Its number Game Guys...only a few townies will die a day

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@saggurl88
13 Years25,000+ Posts

Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_
Posted by saggurl88
Posted by GC11_

I heard @Saggurl88 showed up as POSITIVE on a report 😯

I just got into work but I need to read up on everything. You must be a liar covering your own butt, since I'm one of the essential workers.

I smell MAFIA

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LoL 😂

I’m trusting the person who told me you came up positive as maf.

Sorry gurl

I think you're basing it on previous games to protect your ownself because your mafia.

I'mTormund Giantsbane-Visits someone at Night

-Gives that person Giant’s Milk to drink which protects them from attacks the following Day

-Can keep Giant’s Milk for themselves

-Cannot visit the same person 2 Nights in a row

So I can save a life everyday. Anyone who is trying to kill me will be Mafia

Girl give me those tiddies

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Hey baby! Drink up, ma! ❤️

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@_Dazed
7 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by _Dazed
Posted by Black-Mamba

Anyways i am really busy at work, so why it took me so long to even respond to miss scruffs

i am not about to read 12 pages

am i dead or not? Also not mafia.

@MissScruffs

I vote for @Black-Mamba for being the lazy fuck she normally is.

Actually ive been super productive last 2 days why i wasn't on dxp as much, even commented how i worked 5 hours on sunday evening.

I am really busy.

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You posted all during that 5 hours too.

I can read your post history, you know.. just like people can read twitter history.

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@_Dazed
7 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by _Dazed
Posted by Black-Mamba

Anyways i am really busy at work, so why it took me so long to even respond to miss scruffs

i am not about to read 12 pages

am i dead or not? Also not mafia.

@MissScruffs

I vote for @Black-Mamba for being the lazy fuck she normally is.

Actually ive been super productive last 2 days why i wasn't on dxp as much, even commented how i worked 5 hours on sunday evening.

I am really busy.

I am dead

So is nikki

And I guess nights had two personalities, one of whom is dead

What were your roles? What's night role?

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READ THE GOT DAMN THREAD

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@_Dazed
7 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by _Dazed
Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge
Posted by Black-Mamba
Posted by _Dazed
Posted by Black-Mamba

Anyways i am really busy at work, so why it took me so long to even respond to miss scruffs

i am not about to read 12 pages

am i dead or not? Also not mafia.

@MissScruffs

I vote for @Black-Mamba for being the lazy fuck she normally is.

Actually ive been super productive last 2 days why i wasn't on dxp as much, even commented how i worked 5 hours on sunday evening.

I am really busy.

I am dead

So is nikki

And I guess nights had two personalities, one of whom is dead

What were your roles? What's night role?

READ THE GOT DAMN THREAD

12 pages

man can i get the cliff notes

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16 pages.

Who you have blocked?