DXP Survivor 2014 Part IX

Players, in this debate you are challenged to argue in favor of the best edible. The first player to claim a given edible shall own it. You may not change your mind after claiming it. The winner of the debate will be that player who best stakes their position, defends it against attack, weakens the other players chosen edibles, and supports their choice with logical and/or empirical evidence. Any arguments predicated upon laws and/or regulations will be ignored when judging the debate.

If there are any questions, ask away. The debate will start in roughly one hour.

For the purpose of this debate, an —edible?? is anything that can be safely consumed and which has nutritional value to the consumer.

I am 100% sure the best edible is "Apple"

Posted by StoicGoat
For the purpose of this debate, an —edible?? is anything that can be safely consumed and which has nutritional value to the consumer.

Can I go with pussy?

Before someone jumps on my choice, it does have nutritional value.

Will my choice stand or not?

I have my second pick 😄

Posted by Damnata

Posted by StoicGoat
For the purpose of this debate, an —edible?? is anything that can be safely consumed and which has nutritional value to the consumer.

Can I go with pussy?

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I see no reason why not.

The last post considered for the debate will be posted 23 hours, 59 minutes, 59 seconds after the time stamp on this post. Good luck!

Ahaha, thanks Stoic 😄

I hope you don't let me down. 😄

I will put forth my utmost effort..and a lot of Robyn's gifs.

Posted by GetMisted
Why should I even bother debating?

Still jelly over my win?

I don't know man. I feel like even if you won, you'd still bitch.

Well, no.

Posted by GetMisted
Or is there a debate at final 3?

I want to know this too.

Posted by GetMisted
Goat, Can we get an update on points?

I have:

Damnata - 38
Me - 28
Aqualove - 24
LadyScorp - 18

Also, is this the final Debate and immunity challenge? Or is there a debate at final 3?

Damnata is at 40. The others are correct.

There will be a debate and challenge when only 3 remain, but they will be for points only. Whichever player has the most points after that challenge will choose whom they face in the finale and eliminate the third w??h??e??e??l?? player from the game.

^^^^😄 (Exhibit A)

Posted by GetMisted
It's a well known fact that marijuana makes everything better. The great part, is that you can take marijuana and turn it into a —butter??, or oil, and use it in cooking. You can add it to any recipe you can think of, and reap the benefits of marijuana!
Before I tell you about the benefits of THC oil, let's look at some delicious recipes 🙂

http://azmarijuana.com/recipes/apple-pie/

Grandma Kingston's Homemade Marijuana APPLE Pie

INGREDIENTS
?? 1 nine inch double crust pie
?? 1/2 cup unsalted marijuana butter
?? 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
?? 1/4 cup water
?? 1/2 cup white sugar
?? 1/2 cup packed brown sugar
?? 8 Granny Smith apples — peeled, cored and sliced

DIRECTIONS
1. Heat an oven to 425 degrees F.
2. Melt the marijuana butter in a saucepan and stir in the flour to form a paste. Add the water, white sugar and brown sugar. Bring the mix to a boil. Reduce temperature and let simmer.
3. Place the bottom crust in your pan and fill with apples. Cover with the lattice-work crust.
4. Pour the sugar and butter mixture over the crust. Do it slowly so that it does not run everywhere.
5. Bake for 15 minutes in the oven. Reduce the temperature to 350 degrees F and continue baking for 40 to 45 minutes, or until the apples are soft.
Let it cool a bit before you eat it.

I object your honor!!! (In my Scruffy voice)
The only best edible in Getmisted's pie is my "Apples"

(That looks delicious)

Posted by GetMisted
These arguments also work against "pussy" being the best edible.

What if you don't like to eat pussy? I bet you will after eating some weed.

-It will taste better
-You'll be more into eating it
-You'll be more in tune with her body, which:
-will get her off faster
-you'll be able to get her off more than once (maybe)

Hell, have her eat some too. Maybe she'll squirt!

I object your honor!!!(In my scruffy voice)

Apples are indeed good for sex. Infact, any man that has a problem with the way his gf/wife vagina taste (or smells), he needs to go get her some apples asap, seriously. According to this website below, apples are on the list for increasing the taste of vagina fluids making the "kitty" indeed delicious.

http://druidteachings.tumblr.com/post/46247338765/talisman-foods-that-improve-your-vaginal

apples also contain , phenylethylamine (PEA), which gives you a natural feeling of well-being and excitement so that you can pounce like a bunny on just about anything.

I rest my case you honor!! 🙂

^^^you missed my point..you will "like" eating kitty (trust me) if your gf/wife eats more apples.

Eating to much of it can lead you wanting to eat "kitty" all day. You do not see your gf/wife all day. Now you are out hunting and eating "kitty" at the...grocery story, mall, workplace..everywhere!!! Now your Fornicating even when you dont like to or want to. The weed oil takes over....

Weed oil makes men "kitty" hungry and cheat.

I rest my case...

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
*in my audience troll voice*

The benefits of apples and weed oil would be present in "kitty" juices if the woman ingests them therefore making the "kitty" having the nutritional value of both apples and weed oil.

The Judge is going to ignore this comment so no one jump on my kitty (pun intended), please. 😄

lol

Posted by GetMisted
Sorry Aqualove 😢

Apples are evil:

In order to find something as edible we must understand that no one would eat something that's evil. It's the reason eating puppies is frowned upon in many societies.

First off, apples caused our fall from God's graces. The original sin began with an apple.

In Latin, the words for 'apple' ("m??lum") and for 'evil' ("malum") are nearly identical.

Obviously

Lol!!! Good one^^^

I eat apples all the time and I think that I am very "un-evil"
I don't appreciate this point 😢

(what an ugly apple)

Bleh. How come yall dint do tacos, or something yummy?

I'll say the Scorp won tho.

shrooms

Congratulations on your win, Misty. The challenge will be tomorrow night 9PM EST.

Posted by GetMisted
Also, can you explain how the final two works, Please?

The three finalists will have a debate and challenge for which points will be awarded, but there will be no vote. That player possessing the most points after the challenge will choose which of the other two s/he will face in the finale. The outcome of the final debate will be determined by vote of the players who have been voted off. The judge will cast the deciding vote in the event there is a tie.

See you tonight. 😄

Posted by StoicGoat

Posted by GetMisted
Also, can you explain how the final two works, Please?

The three finalists will have a debate and challenge for which points will be awarded, but there will be no vote. That player possessing the most points after the challenge will choose which of the other two s/he will face in the finale. The outcome of the final debate will be determined by vote of the players who have been voted off. The judge will cast the deciding vote in the event there is a tie.

See you tonight. 😄

Jaw drops open

lol and smh??_too funny

Posted by Nemesis
this game is still on?

(Giggles)

Posted by Nemesis
this game is still on?

I like how much you pay attention to me 😭

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot

Posted by StoicGoat
Congratulations on your win, Scruffy. Her brilliant choice of Cheetos need not have been debated for everyone knows after smoking a blunt one is likely to eat Cheetos rather than an apple to ease the munchies. I would also like to congratulate Scruffs for her genius choice of Cheetos for there is a "kitty" right on the bag of Cheetos.

Losers who can't get kitty can vicariously eat kitty by eating Cheetos.

If your lady isn't in the mood, serve her some Horneados (horny in el Espanol) Cheetos to get her horny.

You will have to fight her off with a stick if you serve her kitty playing with your balls Cheetos.

I am so impressed with Scruffy's choice of edible I awarded her double the points in this debate.

WOW. Thank you, Sir.

As usual, your words...move me.

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*clapping*

Fabulous job Scruffy, just fabulous. 😄

Becoming quite generous, I seem to be.