DXP Survivor 2014 Part V Challenge (Page 2)

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aquariuslove14
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Posted by GetMisted
I give you a C-. Only because you have yet to find me a awesome Beluga hat. I said good day!



😐

You didn't ask me for a Beluga hat. Take back that C- and I shall knit you one. Take it back, whale!

After showcasing an example of nearly the entire animal kingdom, do you really mean to tell us that you don't have a whale hat?
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lmbo
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aquariuslove14
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Yay! Congrats Aqualove.

Here's your Immmunity Statue sculpted in the Judge's likeness. 😄





I'm sure the Judge's decision was oh so difficult. You must thank him for all that hand wringing for what must have been hours...even days...



lmbo...that is ugly..can I have something pretty



*gasp*

The Judge made that for me while he was sitting on a turtle...gazing in the mirror...and sculpting away. I passed it on to you. 🙂

But ok, I'll take him back I guess...
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why did you pass it me? cause you didn't like it...you guys are crazy
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SelenaKyle
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Posted by justagirl
Still looking for my missing pom poms 😭

By any chance did you leave them at Sergei's? 😉



No, someone slipped in and stole them when I was uhhhhh......visiting him!

*side-eyes the kitty*



Wait, what...?

I proved my innocence already in that trial, Ms pom pom girl. 😛
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no, you just said you would not wear that rag tag costume left... you never denied taking them.
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SelenaKyle
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Posted by Damnata
Luuuurve is in the air between the beluga and the cat.

bahahaha



U jus jelus again.

But you can have him back.

*fishes the whale out of the Atlantic Ocean...hurls him towards Romania...he goes flying...he lands in the Black Sea*

All is good now, lovers. 😄
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/dead

oooo wait, is that the whale that's dead? hahahahahaah
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Posted by Damnata
Just so you know scruffy, Sergei is also a Romanian name so I caught up to your act with the beluga early on.

But keep back pedalling..



The Goat made up Sergei, not I.

My participation in your paranoid delusional internetz dramaz is now over.

#thisisboring



I WANT A HAT!
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Are you not able to leverage your whale-sized member to get a simple hat?
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Damnata
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Posted by GetMisted
Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
Posted by Damnata
Just so you know scruffy, Sergei is also a Romanian name so I caught up to your act with the beluga early on.

But keep back pedalling..



The Goat made up Sergei, not I.

My participation in your paranoid delusional internetz dramaz is now over.

#thisisboring



I WANT A HAT!

Are you not able to leverage your whale-sized member to get a simple hat?
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https://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/scorpio/scorpio-small-penis-4782561/
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SelenaKyle
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Posted by StoicGoat
Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
Posted by Damnata
Just so you know scruffy, Sergei is also a Romanian name so I caught up to your act with the beluga early on.

But keep back pedalling..



The Goat made up Sergei, not I.

My participation in your paranoid delusional internetz dramaz is now over.

#thisisboring

Justagirl knows this is very much an untruth.
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😉
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SelenaKyle
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Posted by StoicGoat
On a scale of 1 - 10, how paranoid are you now, Damnata?



Do you REALLY want to know?

/sports tin foil hat

I was expecting some number greater than 10.
And a shiny hat. 😄


tin foil IS shiny....

#failGoat

Follow the bouncing ball, cheer girl...I know that! 😛
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aquariuslove14
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Posted by justagirl
Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
Posted by Damnata
Luuuurve is in the air between the beluga and the cat.

bahahaha



U jus jelus again.

But you can have him back.

*fishes the whale out of the Atlantic Ocean...hurls him towards Romania...he goes flying...he lands in the Black Sea*

All is good now, lovers. 😄


/dead

oooo wait, is that the whale that's dead? hahahahahaah
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lol
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Posted by StoicGoat
Maybe she's just enthralled by his whale-sized member? Not every relationship has to be based on mental and emotional rapport.



You Sir, get an F- for failing to read my mind.


Whale-Poop Find May Fetch Man $ 180,000

What's yellowish-gray, stinks to high heaven and is worth tens of thousands of dollars per pound?

Just ask Ken Wilman, whose dog Madge went nuts over a dirty old rock the pair found on a lonely, windswept beach near Morecambe, England. But it wasn't actually a rock: "When I picked it up and smelled it, I put it back down again, and I thought 'urgh,'" Wilman told the BBC.

Wilman didn't think much of the strange blob until he got home and, like any enterprising treasure hunter, immediately did a Google search. The chunky object, Wilman learned, was probably a valuable piece of ambergris, which comes from the digestive tract of the sperm whale and is a very expensive ingredient in luxury fragrances such as Chanel No. 5, the Huffington Post reports.



Oh and any relationship that's not based on mental and emotional rapport isn't one worth having for me. 😉

Do have yourself a good evening, Sir.
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oh, oh... I already knew that, I literally saw that shit on the travel channel. A+ for me.