
Damnata
@Damnata
15 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo
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Posted by justagirl
Still looking for my missing pom poms 😭

Posted by StoicGoatPosted by justagirl
Still looking for my missing pom poms 😭
By any chance did you leave them at Sergei's? 😉click to expand


Posted by StoicGoatPosted by MadameDeScruffsalotPosted by GetMisted
I give you a C-. Only because you have yet to find me a awesome Beluga hat. I said good day!
😐
You didn't ask me for a Beluga hat. Take back that C- and I shall knit you one. Take it back, whale!
After showcasing an example of nearly the entire animal kingdom, do you really mean to tell us that you don't have a whale hat?click to expand


Posted by Damnata
Ahh...the perks of water-water lurve 😄
Almost brings a tear in my eye, if it wasn't for them hogging up the waterfall and not allowing others access to it.


Posted by MadameDeScruffsalotPosted by aquariuslove14Posted by MadameDeScruffsalot
Yay! Congrats Aqualove.
Here's your Immmunity Statue sculpted in the Judge's likeness. 😄
I'm sure the Judge's decision was oh so difficult. You must thank him for all that hand wringing for what must have been hours...even days...
lmbo...that is ugly..can I have something pretty
*gasp*
The Judge made that for me while he was sitting on a turtle...gazing in the mirror...and sculpting away. I passed it on to you. 🙂
But ok, I'll take him back I guess...click to expand

Posted by MadameDeScruffsalotPosted by justagirlPosted by StoicGoatPosted by justagirl
Still looking for my missing pom poms 😭
By any chance did you leave them at Sergei's? 😉
No, someone slipped in and stole them when I was uhhhhh......visiting him!
*side-eyes the kitty*
Wait, what...?
I proved my innocence already in that trial, Ms pom pom girl. 😛click to expand



Posted by MadameDeScruffsalotPosted by Damnata
Luuuurve is in the air between the beluga and the cat.
bahahaha
U jus jelus again.
But you can have him back.
*fishes the whale out of the Atlantic Ocean...hurls him towards Romania...he goes flying...he lands in the Black Sea*
All is good now, lovers. 😄click to expand


Posted by StoicGoat
On a scale of 1 - 10, how paranoid are you now, Damnata?



Posted by DamnataPosted by StoicGoat
On a scale of 1 - 10, how paranoid are you now, Damnata?
Do you REALLY want to know?
/sports tin foil hatclick to expand



Posted by StoicGoatPosted by DamnataPosted by StoicGoat
On a scale of 1 - 10, how paranoid are you now, Damnata?
Do you REALLY want to know?
/sports tin foil hat
I was expecting some number greater than 10.
And a shiny hat. 😄click to expand


Posted by MadameDeScruffsalotPosted by Damnata
Just so you know scruffy, Sergei is also a Romanian name so I caught up to your act with the beluga early on.
But keep back pedalling..
The Goat made up Sergei, not I.
My participation in your paranoid delusional internetz dramaz is now over.
#thisisboringclick to expand

Posted by GetMistedPosted by MadameDeScruffsalotPosted by Damnata
Just so you know scruffy, Sergei is also a Romanian name so I caught up to your act with the beluga early on.
But keep back pedalling..
The Goat made up Sergei, not I.
My participation in your paranoid delusional internetz dramaz is now over.
#thisisboring
I WANT A HAT!click to expand


Posted by StoicGoatPosted by GetMistedPosted by MadameDeScruffsalotPosted by Damnata
Just so you know scruffy, Sergei is also a Romanian name so I caught up to your act with the beluga early on.
But keep back pedalling..
The Goat made up Sergei, not I.
My participation in your paranoid delusional internetz dramaz is now over.
#thisisboring
I WANT A HAT!
Are you not able to leverage your whale-sized member to get a simple hat?click to expand

Posted by StoicGoatPosted by MadameDeScruffsalotPosted by Damnata
Just so you know scruffy, Sergei is also a Romanian name so I caught up to your act with the beluga early on.
But keep back pedalling..
The Goat made up Sergei, not I.
My participation in your paranoid delusional internetz dramaz is now over.
#thisisboring
Justagirl knows this is very much an untruth.click to expand

Posted by justagirlPosted by StoicGoatPosted by DamnataPosted by StoicGoat
On a scale of 1 - 10, how paranoid are you now, Damnata?
Do you REALLY want to know?
/sports tin foil hat
I was expecting some number greater than 10.
And a shiny hat. 😄
tin foil IS shiny....
#failGoatclick to expand

Posted by StoicGoatPosted by justagirlPosted by StoicGoatPosted by DamnataPosted by StoicGoat
On a scale of 1 - 10, how paranoid are you now, Damnata?
Do you REALLY want to know?
/sports tin foil hat
I was expecting some number greater than 10.
And a shiny hat. 😄
tin foil IS shiny....
#failGoat
Follow the bouncing ball, cheer girl...I know that! 😛click to expand




Posted by justagirlPosted by MadameDeScruffsalotPosted by Damnata
Luuuurve is in the air between the beluga and the cat.
bahahaha
U jus jelus again.
But you can have him back.
*fishes the whale out of the Atlantic Ocean...hurls him towards Romania...he goes flying...he lands in the Black Sea*
All is good now, lovers. 😄
/dead
oooo wait, is that the whale that's dead? hahahahahaahclick to expand



Posted by StoicGoat
Maybe she's just enthralled by his whale-sized member? Not every relationship has to be based on mental and emotional rapport.


Posted by MadameDeScruffsalotPosted by StoicGoat
Maybe she's just enthralled by his whale-sized member? Not every relationship has to be based on mental and emotional rapport.
You Sir, get an F- for failing to read my mind.
Whale-Poop Find May Fetch Man $ 180,000
What's yellowish-gray, stinks to high heaven and is worth tens of thousands of dollars per pound?
Just ask Ken Wilman, whose dog Madge went nuts over a dirty old rock the pair found on a lonely, windswept beach near Morecambe, England. But it wasn't actually a rock: "When I picked it up and smelled it, I put it back down again, and I thought 'urgh,'" Wilman told the BBC.
Wilman didn't think much of the strange blob until he got home and, like any enterprising treasure hunter, immediately did a Google search. The chunky object, Wilman learned, was probably a valuable piece of ambergris, which comes from the digestive tract of the sperm whale and is a very expensive ingredient in luxury fragrances such as Chanel No. 5, the Huffington Post reports.
Oh and any relationship that's not based on mental and emotional rapport isn't one worth having for me. 😉
Do have yourself a good evening, Sir.click to expand


Posted by StoicGoat
The votes are in and APC, you're out. Audience, please cast your votes in the voting thread.










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