DXPIL S5 FINALS: Libra Sun vs Aries Moon

Libra Sun Vice

@Tiziani

9-9-0 (*18 pts*)

AWAY RECORD 3-6

HOME RECORD 6-3

Tied for 2nd Ranked Offense

Goals For: 43

6th Ranked Defense

Goals Against: 40

VERSUS

Aries Moon Fire

@unusualvaginaldischarge

11-6-1 (*23 pts*)

AWAY RECORD 6-3

HOME RECORD 5-3-1

6th Ranked Offense

Goals For: 40

7th Ranked Defense

Goals Against: 41



HEAD TO HEAD (This Season): Aries Moon Leads 2-0

HEAD TO HEAD (All Time): 4-4

1. Who will win the following NCAA College basketball game?

A. Holy Cross Crusaders

B. Stony Brook Seawolves

2. How many points will the Boston Celtics score against the Toronto Raptors?

A. 110 or more

B. 109 or less

3. Who will win the following NBA Basketball game?

A. Toronto Raptors

B. Boston Celtics

4. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. Boston Bruins

B. Dallas Stars

5. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. Buffalo Sabres

B. Winnipeg Jets

@unusualvaginaldischarge please answer 2 or 3 questions within the next 16ish hours

@Tiziani can answer after you do

1. Who will win the following NCAA College basketball game?

A. Holy Cross Crusaders

B. Stony Brook Seawolves

2. How many points will the Boston Celtics score against the Toronto Raptors?

A. 110 or more

B. 109 or less

@Tiziani please answer within the next 19 ish hours

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

I don’t understand the ranking system, at I in 6th place?

U finished in 2nd place

Tiz finished in 6th

Tho now it doesnt really matter. Winner of the series is the Champion

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

I don’t understand the ranking system, at I in 6th place?

U finished in 2nd place

Tiz finished in 6th

Tho now it doesnt really matter. Winner of the series is the Champion

Who finished 1st?

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Yodi/Cancer Sun

That was just the regular season tho

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

I don’t understand the ranking system, at I in 6th place?

U finished in 2nd place

Tiz finished in 6th

Tho now it doesnt really matter. Winner of the series is the Champion

Who finished 1st?

Yodi/Cancer Sun

That was just the regular season tho

Is she still in the game?

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Nope down to u and Tiz

Winner wins all

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by UnusualVaginalDischarge

I don’t understand the ranking system, at I in 6th place?

U finished in 2nd place

Tiz finished in 6th

Tho now it doesnt really matter. Winner of the series is the Champion

Who finished 1st?

Yodi/Cancer Sun

That was just the regular season tho

Is she still in the game?

Nope down to u and Tiz

Winner wins all

What happened to Taurus taco Mars?

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Tiz knocked them out of the playoffs, again

GAME 2 Questions for tomorrow

1. What will be the result of the following UEFA Nations League match?

A. Italy Wins

B. Portugal Wins

C. Draw

2. Who will win the following NCAA College Football Game?

A. Cincinnati Bearcats

B. UCF Knights

3. Who will win the following NHL Hockey Game?

A. Florida Panthers

B. New York Rangers

4. Who will win the following UFC Fight?

A. Cynthia Calvillo

B. Poliana Botelho

5. Who will win the following UFC Fight?

A. Cezar Ferreira

B. Ian Heinisch

@Tiziani please answer 2 or 3 questions within the next 9ish hours

@unusualvaginaldischarge can answer after you do

1. What will be the result of the following UEFA Nations League match?

A. Italy Wins

B. Portugal Wins

C. Draw

4. Who will win the following UFC Fight?

A. Cynthia Calvillo

B. Poliana Botelho

5. Who will win the following UFC Fight?

A. Cezar Ferreira

B. Ian Heinisch

@unusualvaginaldischarge please answer within the next 8ish hours

Tonights Game..



1. Who will win the following NCAA College basketball game?

A. Holy Cross Crusaders [Aries Moon]

B. Stony Brook Seawolves [Libra Sun]

2. How many points will the Boston Celtics score against the Toronto Raptors?

A. 110 or more [Aries Moon]

B. 109 or less [Libra Sun]

3. Who will win the following NBA Basketball game?

A. Toronto Raptors [Libra Sun]

B. Boston Celtics [Aries Moon]

4. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. Boston Bruins [Aries Moon]

B. Dallas Stars [Libra Sun]

5. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. Buffalo Sabres [Libra Sun]

B. Winnipeg Jets [Aries Moon]

Holy Cross up 7 at the half...

...❤ *quick wave to the finalist*

Fire scores first...



1. Who will win the following NCAA College basketball game?

A. Holy Cross Crusaders [Aries Moon]

2. How many points will the Boston Celtics score against the Toronto Raptors?

A. 110 or more [Aries Moon]

B. 109 or less [Libra Sun]

3. Who will win the following NBA Basketball game?

A. Toronto Raptors [Libra Sun]

B. Boston Celtics [Aries Moon]

4. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. Boston Bruins [Aries Moon]

B. Dallas Stars [Libra Sun]

5. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. Buffalo Sabres [Libra Sun]

B. Winnipeg Jets [Aries Moon]

Posted by tiziani

and so we go

to the Winnipeg Screwjob

DXPIL owner Vince knew he could not risk pampered and overpaid champion Tiz "The Viceman" Hart walking out of DXPIL wearing the title.

New, brash athlete UVD was part of the up and coming generation and an exciting new direction for the company.

Vince has to take matters into his own hands.

stay tuned.

rofl

Win or lose

the Viceman is still gonna be here He's just living in denial!

Posted by tiziani

I'd be a bad sports coach.

My team would come in at half time for moral support and I'd just lecture them on all the ways they are messing up.

rofl I'd probably be similar :/

both hockey games scoreless after one

raptors up 76-68 over celtics

goalllll Winnipeg

Basketball game neck and neck

Celtics at 103

game tied at 107

24.5 seconds left

and raptors screw the Vice as the game goes to overtime

Fire most likely wins game 1 if Celtics win in overtime

Fire takes a 2-0 lead and could be on the verge of victory in game 1...



1. Who will win the following NCAA College basketball game?

A. Holy Cross Crusaders [Aries Moon]

2. How many points will the Boston Celtics score against the Toronto Raptors?

A. 110 or more [Aries Moon]

3. Who will win the following NBA Basketball game?

A. Toronto Raptors [Libra Sun]

B. Boston Celtics [Aries Moon]

4. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. Boston Bruins [Aries Moon]

B. Dallas Stars [Libra Sun]

5. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. Buffalo Sabres [Libra Sun]

B. Winnipeg Jets [Aries Moon]

Fire look like they have this one which would be their 4th straight win in these playoffs

Fire take game 1 at home!

Final score and press conference after the hockey games



1. Who will win the following NCAA College basketball game?

A. Holy Cross Crusaders [Aries Moon]

2. How many points will the Boston Celtics score against the Toronto Raptors?

A. 110 or more [Aries Moon]

3. Who will win the following NBA Basketball game?

B. Boston Celtics [Aries Moon]

4. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. Boston Bruins [Aries Moon]

B. Dallas Stars [Libra Sun]

5. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. Buffalo Sabres [Libra Sun]

B. Winnipeg Jets [Aries Moon]

After an overtime and a shootout the hockey games went Tiz's way, but Fire still won game 1 and are now 2 wins away from being Champions...



1. Who will win the following NCAA College basketball game?

A. Holy Cross Crusaders [Aries Moon]

2. How many points will the Boston Celtics score against the Toronto Raptors?

A. 110 or more [Aries Moon]

3. Who will win the following NBA Basketball game?

B. Boston Celtics [Aries Moon]

4. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

B. Dallas Stars [Libra Sun]

5. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. Buffalo Sabres [Libra Sun]

@unusualvaginaldischarge you have now won 4 games straight in the playoffs. Do you feel back on track enough to think that you are going to win this Championship?

@Tiziani

For some reason, in the past 2 season it seems like opposing offenses just cannot get it going against UVD. Do you feel like your offense is going to have a hard time in this series or do you feel it is similar to the Semifinals where you going to have to take care of business at home and look for the right opportunity in an away game?

1. What will be the result of the following UEFA Nations League match?

A. Italy Wins [Libra Sun]

B. Portugal Wins [Aries Moon]

C. Draw

2. Who will win the following NCAA College Football Game?

A. Cincinnati Bearcats [Aries Moon]

B. UCF Knights [Libra Sun]

3. Who will win the following NHL Hockey Game?

A. Florida Panthers [Aries Moon]

B. New York Rangers [Libra Sun]

4. Who will win the following UFC Fight?

A. Cynthia Calvillo [Aries Moon]

B. Poliana Botelho [Libra Sun]

5. Who will win the following UFC Fight?

A. Cezar Ferreira [Aries Moon]

B. Ian Heinisch [Libra Sun]

GAME 3 for tomorrow

1. What will be the result of the following UEFA Nations League match?

A. Switzerland Wins

B. Belgium Wins

C. Draw

2. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. New Jersey Devils

B. Carolina Hurricanes

3. Who will win the following NHL Hockey Game?

A. Vegas Golden Knights

B. Edmonton Oilers

4. Who will win the following WWE Survivor Series elimination match?

A. Team Raw (Braun Strowman, Finn Balor, Bobby Lashley, Drew McIntyre, Dolph Ziggler)

B. Team Smackdown (Shane McMahon, The Miz, Jeff Hardy, Samoa Joe, Rey Mysterio)

5. Who will win the following NFL Football game?

A. Minnesota Vikings

B. Chicago Bears

@unusualvaginaldischarge please answer 2 or 3 questions within the next 11ish hours

@Tiziani can answer after you do

Game 2 starts off scoreless...

1. What will be the result of the following UEFA Nations League match?

C. Draw [Nobody]

Posted by tiziani

man I'm glad I'm not back in Italy right now. The belly-aching about this result.

Idk the more I watch these Nations League matches I see that every team just plays meh lol

Posted by tiziani

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by tiziani

man I'm glad I'm not back in Italy right now. The belly-aching about this result.

Idk the more I watch these Nations League matches I see that every team just plays meh lol

the new format has done nothing to change it, international football still needs to die lol

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Yeah pretty much lol

Damn ive missed most of it trying to needle a damn splinter out of my hand

Posted by tiziani

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Damn ive missed most of it trying to needle a damn splinter out of my hand

ah it's been years since i've had one of those happen

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Yeah a pain in the ass

Or hand I suppose

Posted by tiziani

This is the best hockey game i've seen in a long time lol

now it's a 4 on 4

leave it to 2 teams who have been struggling most of the season lol

Now a bloody mask/lip

Posted by tiziani

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by tiziani

This is the best hockey game i've seen in a long time lol

now it's a 4 on 4

leave it to 2 teams who have been struggling most of the season lol

neither of them give a fuck about defending lol

and now this Rangers dude gets armdragged facefirst into the ice like Ramos dragged Salah in the CL final last season

I dunno if the second period can be as manic as this

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lmao

I doubt it can

oh snap

1. What will be the result of the following UEFA Nations League match?

A. Switzerland Wins

B. Belgium Wins [Aries Moon]

C. Draw

2. Who will win the following NHL Hockey game?

A. New Jersey Devils

B. Carolina Hurricanes

3. Who will win the following NHL Hockey Game?

A. Vegas Golden Knights

B. Edmonton Oilers

@Tiziani please answer within the next 18ish hours

Posted by tiziani

super goalie saves at both ends

Rangers goalie injures himself making a save

and a linesman does hopskip jumps over the puck

mad game

This really is the period of saves

Are things going the Vice's way...

Vice are on the board first and leading the football game...



1. What will be the result of the following UEFA Nations League match?

C. Draw [Nobody]

2. Who will win the following NHL Hockey Game?

B. New York Rangers [Libra Sun]

3. Who will win the following NCAA College Football Game?

A. Cincinnati Bearcats [Aries Moon]

B. UCF Knights [Libra Sun]

4. Who will win the following UFC Fight?

A. Cynthia Calvillo [Aries Moon]

B. Poliana Botelho [Libra Sun]

5. Who will win the following UFC Fight?

A. Cezar Ferreira [Aries Moon]

B. Ian Heinisch [Libra Sun]

First UFC fight of the 2

Calvillo wins quickly yo keep the Fire alive in this game..



1. What will be the result of the following UEFA Nations League match?

C. Draw [Nobody]

2. Who will win the following NHL Hockey Game?

B. New York Rangers [Libra Sun]

3. Who will win the following NCAA College Football Game?

A. Cincinnati Bearcats [Aries Moon]

B. UCF Knights [Libra Sun]

4. Who will win the following UFC Fight?

A. Cynthia Calvillo [Aries Moon]

5. Who will win the following UFC Fight?

A. Cezar Ferreira [Aries Moon]

B. Ian Heinisch [Libra Sun]

Posted by tiziani

knees his head open

makes him tap out in front of his home crowd

puts him into retirement

and then asks him "are you okay?"

rofl ikr

Posted by tiziani

ah this dude is from your home state

Gotta big call in his first UFC fight here

He certainly won that round

Well I was gnna say Ferreira prolly won that round by default but maybe it was stolen at the end

Posted by tiziani

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Well I was gnna say Ferreira prolly won that round by default but maybe it was stolen at the end

my stream froze 12 seconds before the end, what did he do?

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Knocked him down with a punch and then got a few more in before the horn

Well id say Heinisch clearly did more in every round