Elevator Orgy

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by RamOfPeace on Monday, February 18, 2019 and has 17 replies.

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Say, you’re stuck in an elevator with 5 dxp members (of your choice), and there’s no getting out for an hour or two, at least.

Who would you be stuck with?

Choose 5 group sex positions, and describe them in relation to people and their roles.

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So, the funny part is that I posted this topic post-sex, as a bet with the Aries. We just woke up and we’re -screaming- at these responses!

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Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow

Noone.

They're all too ugly. I have standards, and protection.

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If I remember my Charmed episodes right, Phoebe had NO standards in this one. At all.

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Posted by Antiochus

I've always preferred taking stairs.

Now I know why.

Who says the stairs are a no-orgy zone though? lol

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Posted by Antiochus

Posted by CuddleBug88

Posted by Antiochus

I've always preferred taking stairs.

Now I know why.

Who says the stairs are a no-orgy zone though? lol

Who says that's what I meant?

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🙈🙃 Not I said the fly..

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Posted by Black-Mamba

Posted by CuddleBug88

Posted by Antiochus

I've always preferred taking stairs.

Now I know why.

Who says the stairs are a no-orgy zone though? lol

😂😂😂😂

You can probably get better angles oon stairs

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😄😏

The stairs seem like a better option to me

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Posted by rmactavish

Posted by CuddleBug88

Posted by Antiochus

I've always preferred taking stairs.

Now I know why.

Who says the stairs are a no-orgy zone though? lol

Lol I guess it's better. Different angles, good penetration and a railing to rest your hand on to xD

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I can imagine some good positions on the stairs...😏😏

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Posted by aPiscesPrincess2

Posted by CuddleBug88

Posted by aPiscesPrincess2

And a side of fries.

I like the way you think 😏💛😂

The fries are the most important part. 😂

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Yesireebob, gotta have a snack! 😂

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Posted by LadyNeptune

Posted by HeavyEntertainmentShow

Noone.

They're all too old.

fixed it for ya pedo

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Hey Donald, Nostradamus predicted an assassination in 2019, so you should run straight for the hills while you still can.

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Your recent relationship threads were a nice try, but you only managed to show you're waaaaay out of your depth. That cheap-ass Chinese deli Valentine's dinner of yours proved once again how shit your life really is.

You and your impotent excuse for a "man" aren't fooling anyone. We all see you. No wonder you've turned to drugs to distract yourself from your misery. And I'm your drug of choice.

Jealousy is an ugly thing, just like you. Thirsty little bitch.

@xXxBitcheroniiiXxX told ya so

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Posted by Black-Mamba

Posted by RamOfPeace

Hiding messages you posted is like jerking off your own big insecurity, people.

I don't want to cheapen myself for dxp

No thanks

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...Then just don’t post stuff you’d regret posting later? Lmao

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