Fuck, Marry,Kill: DXP Addition

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by SirHorns on Tuesday, January 27, 2015 and has 100 replies.

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@SirHorns
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Here's how it works. Give a user 3 people here, they'll pick which to marry, fuck and kill.
Simple.

FMK: Ducan, Gold madlist Baba Jii, grayid2

— Your choices. After you pick, leave 3 names to choose from for the next poster.

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@SalamanderCandy
11 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by GENERALIZOD
FUCK DUNCAN IN THE ASS WITH NO CONDOM
MARRY BABA JI COZ THEY CAN COOK ME INDIAN FOOD ALL DAY
KILL DENVER BY PUTTING A KILO OF COCAINE IN HIS BAG WHILE TRAVELLING TO CHINA

WYNTER, MADAMESCRUFFSALOT, DAMNATA

From your given choices:

F- Damnata
M- Wynter
K- Madamescrufssalot (er...i still dont know who it is T_T )
(I think you may have written madamescruffsalot's user wrong since I couldn't find it)

For the next player:
Cluelesscancer, crabflows, blacknova

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@SirHorns
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by GENERALIZOD
FUCK DUNCAN IN THE ASS WITH NO CONDOM
MARRY BABA JI COZ THEY CAN COOK ME INDIAN FOOD ALL DAY
KILL DENVER BY PUTTING A KILO OF COCAINE IN HIS BAG WHILE TRAVELLING TO CHINA

WYNTER, MADAMESCRUFFSALOT, DAMNATA

Damn you didn't hold back at all.

Fuck MadameScruffsalot since she's a Cancer.
Marry Wynter since she seems like a nice lady.
Kill Damnata cause she'd kill me trying to pull the other two options. And might actually get away with it.

FMK: DonJonhson, Tiziani, Generalzod (Ands)

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@SirHorns
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by SalamanderCandy

From your given choices:

F- Damnata
M- Wynter
K- Madamescrufssalot (er...i still dont know who it is T_T )
(I think you may have written madamescruffsalot's user wrong since I couldn't find it)

For the next player:
Cluelesscancer, crabflows, blacknova

Fuck Blacknova due to possibly angry cross generational sex.
Marry Crabflows so he can bang Homewreckers while I get to play poor cheated on husband.
Kill CC, otherwise her Sociopathic Capricorn view of the word will be challenged by taking care of her.

FMK: Whatu, Rabbit, elle

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@SirHorns
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by PVandJellay

F-Elle
M-Whatu
K-Rabbit

Mine: Agentgem24, TrueCap, Blue18

Fuck Agentgem24
Marry TrueCap
Kill Blue18

You dorks are supposed to leave 3 for people to pick from, not just say you wanna fuck and kill. Jeez.

FMK: Virgowithasoul, Hotbeefy, Stillwater

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by Rambunctious76
Posted by champranger
Posted by Scruffles
Posted by GENERALIZOD
STOP PUSSYFOOTING AROUND PEOPLE GET THE GAME ROLLING!

+1

Next up...

Ands
Firebunny
Ands (Firebunny's cat)

F: the cat
M: Ands
K: Firebunny

Sorry Mr. Bunny, I can't kill a cat. 😭

But you can kill a bunny?? :O

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not killing a cat but killing a bunny is not the weird part.

M: Ands ...that is the weird part. but lol@ the 2 leo moons together. they'd be fabulous.

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@virgowithasoul
12 Years1,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by champranger
PVandJ
SirHorns
RedCoat

😛

fuck I forgot how this worked.

Fuck RedCoat cus I've no idea who that is and it'll be fun to fuck strangers. cap or not
Marry PVandJ cus she can't stand being with virgos long term
Kill SirHorns for my annoyance for caps. you're cool tho, just bad timing

next player: Romz, shaks, gemini74

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by virgowithasoul
Posted by champranger
PVandJ
SirHorns
RedCoat

😛

fuck I forgot how this worked.

Fuck RedCoat cus I've no idea who that is and it'll be fun to fuck strangers. cap or not
Marry PVandJ cus she can't stand being with virgos long term
Kill SirHorns for my annoyance for caps. you're cool tho, just bad timing

next player: Romz, shaks, gemini74

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fuch: romz, cuz feral sex is good
marry: shaks. someone needs to put an end to his wandering ways. one of us is going to end up killing each other so it's totally okay
kill: gemini74. i'm getting tired of manipulative women moaning about virgo men.

next player, i'm going with the first 3 signs:

rockyroadicecream, robyn, twinkle.

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@SirHorns
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by virgowithasoul
Posted by champranger
PVandJ
SirHorns
RedCoat

😛

fuck I forgot how this worked.

Fuck RedCoat cus I've no idea who that is and it'll be fun to fuck strangers. cap or not
Marry PVandJ cus she can't stand being with virgos lon
Kill SirHorns for my annoyance for caps. you're cool tho, just bad timing

next player: Romz, shaks, gemini74

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??Haunts you from the 12th house??

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@aquapiscescusp
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by GENERALIZOD
FUCK MOON ARTIST WITH A MACHINE

MARRY MONTY WITH A PRENUP

KILL WYNTER WITH THE MACHINE I USED TO FUCK MOON ARTIST

SCORPIOFISH, LETITBE, CAPTENN

I'm looking at this thing and thinking of what animal it resembles haha

But anyway, why do you need this? Can't you use your own dcik?

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@SirHorns
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by aquapiscescusp
Posted by GENERALIZOD
FUCK MOON ARTIST WITH A MACHINE

MARRY MONTY WITH A PRENUP

KILL WYNTER WITH THE MACHINE I USED TO FUCK MOON ARTIST

SCORPIOFISH, LETITBE, CAPTENN

I'm looking at this thing and thinking of what animal it resembles haha

But anyway, why do you need this? Can't you use your own dcik?

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Clearly he wants to frame MoonArtist for Wynter's murder with that fuck machine.
DNA evidence and all that.

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@aquapiscescusp
14 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by SirHorns
Posted by aquapiscescusp
Posted by GENERALIZOD
FUCK MOON ARTIST WITH A MACHINE

MARRY MONTY WITH A PRENUP

KILL WYNTER WITH THE MACHINE I USED TO FUCK MOON ARTIST

SCORPIOFISH, LETITBE, CAPTENN

I'm looking at this thing and thinking of what animal it resembles haha

But anyway, why do you need this? Can't you use your own dcik?

Clearly he wants to frame MoonArtist for Wynter's murder with that fuck machine.
DNA evidence and all that.

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ah OK, makes sense 😱

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@MoonArtist
12 Years10,000+ Posts

There better be some uber sexy scene happening if I'm getting fucked by that machine, and I want multiple O's. My Leo Venus demands it.

Wow, I get married, too? Hmmmm.....married to a Cap (money), plus kinky sex on the side. Can't complain!

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@MoonArtist
12 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by SirHorns
Posted by TheLadyScorpio

VirgoHero, Pisco, Satori

Fuck Satori.
Marry Virgohero cause Virgo.
Kill Pisco, whoever they are.

Tizani, phoniexrising, canceronthecusp— next up

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F-phoenixrising.....hey, she's a hot scorpio!
M-canceronthecusp....sooo snugglicious! Plus I bet he can cook and can handle my fire bits.
K-Tiz....but only after I marry and fuck him. Black widow style . He seems like a guy with some horrific and tragic but exciting fate ending to his life. I'd be honored to be that fate. 😉

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@MoonArtist
12 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by GENERALIZOD
Posted by MoonArtist
Posted by SirHorns
Posted by TheLadyScorpio

VirgoHero, Pisco, Satori

Fuck Satori.
Marry Virgohero cause Virgo.
Kill Pisco, whoever they are.

Tizani, phoniexrising, canceronthecusp— next up

F-phoenixrising.....hey, she's a hot scorpio!
M-canceronthecusp....sooo snugglicious! Plus I bet he can cook and can handle my fire bits.
K-Tiz....but only after I marry and fuck him. Black widow style . He seems like a guy with some horrific and tragic but exciting fate ending to his life. I'd be honored to be that fate. 😉

you have to pick the next 3 choices for the next person btw.

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OMG, I brain farted on that one....it was BC...before coffee.

Lets seeeeeeee......

GetMisted
Cowpuncher
CluelessCancer

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@MoonArtist
12 Years10,000+ Posts

Posted by GENERALIZOD
Posted by MoonArtist
There better be some uber sexy scene happening if I'm getting fucked by that machine, and I want multiple O's. My Leo Venus demands it.

Wow, I get married, too? Hmmmm.....married to a Cap (money), plus kinky sex on the side. Can't complain!

JUST STEPHEN COLLINS WATCHING ON THE SIDE IN A LATEX SUIT.

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Seems a little clinical and sterile, don't you think?

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@Damnata
16 Years25,000+ PostsVirgo

Posted by PVandJellay

Next: FirstDecanTaurusWomen0428, FireBunny, Damen VI

Kill: Firebunny. This isn't even up for debate.
Fuck: FirstDecanTaurusWomen0428. Cuz then she'd be busy to make one topic after another.
Marry (this also doubles as Kill): Damen VI. It's because he mentioned once how virgo women are easy and sluts and us virgo women just cannot get enough of a man who is demeaning.

Next: feby, nemesis, geminicandle

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@SirHorns
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by PVandJellay
Posted by Twodrinkminimum
Posted by GetMisted

Fuck missfisk without getting her a Valentines gift
Kill jynja so I can steal her man
Marry enfant_terrible so I can have his package all to myself

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Prince_Pisces
ScorpioFish
Seraph

Fuhk Seraph
Kill SF
Sexless open marriage with PP

GG
Sirhorns
Sniper

F-Sirhorns
M-Sniper
K-GG

Next: FirstDecanTaurusWomen0428, FireBunny, Damen VI

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Mindfuck Firebunny
Marry FirstDecan
Kill Damen

FMK: Romz, Twinkle, Ands

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@Sn1p3r187
13 Years5,000+ PostsCapricorn

Posted by Twodrinkminimum
Posted by Sn1p3r187
Posted by Twodrinkminimum
Posted by GetMisted
Posted by exoskeleton
missfisk
jynja
enfant_terrible

Fuck missfisk without getting her a Valentines gift
Kill jynja so I can steal her man
Marry enfant_terrible so I can have his package all to myself

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Prince_Pisces
ScorpioFish
Seraph

Fuhk Seraph
Kill SF
Sexless open marriage with PP

GG
Sirhorns
Sniper


good luck with that. 😉

I'm an Aries. Don't need luck 🙂

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Nah, when dealing with me or anyone you might need it. Guns at high noon or shooting it out? If aries don't need luck then what do they need? 😉 But if not, I can only say break a leg.

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@SirHorns
12 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by Damnata
FOLLOW YOUR INSTRUCTIONS SIRHORNS.

I already posted other people.

No!
...I will have revenge on you, Lambie.

Fuck Nemesis like she's Damnata.
Marry Feby cause cutie.
Kill Geminicandle cause no.

FMK: Damnata, StillWater, CluelessCancer

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@FirstDecanTaurianWomen0428
11 Years10,000+ Posts

So Tumelo doesn't like me so I don't like him, because he was bashing me on a thread.

Damien VI- also bashed me. I never forget the people that do me dirty..

Marry- Kane cause he's sweet..

I want my own people I chose everyone has posted different not just me.

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