How do you breakup with..

How do you or should you breakup with each zodiac sign? Ever notice how the most compatible person for you turns out to not be for you. Mr.Compatible has gotten boring and wont allow my separation, so how do I give him the boot?

Posted by Gobshite

Posted by Scruffles
How do you break up with...

Aries — Let him see you with another man. He won't understand spoken words.
Taurus — Fake your own death. It's the only way you??ll get rid of him.
Gemini — Ignore all his calls/texts. Eventually he??ll figure out you??re not interested.
Cancer — Tell him you don't like his mom. He??ll break up with you saving you the trouble.
Leo — Tell him you no longer find him attractive. He will cheat on you to prove you wrong therefore giving you a perfect excuse to dump him.
Virgo — Tell him he's wrong.
Libra — Be honest. Unbeknownst to you, he is already happily settled in another relationship anyway.
Scorpio — Flirt with another man or an inanimate object.
Sagittarius — Buy him a one way ticket to Europe. He won't even remember you after he boards the flight.
Capricorn — You don't.
Aquarius — Be honest. He doesn't consider you his girlfriend anyway. You??re a FWB at best.
Pisces — Flush his drugs down the toilet.

Pure gold!

Btw, I live in a sewer...

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at least you admit it!

Posted by Scruffles
How do you break up with...

Aries — Let him see you with another man. He won't understand spoken words.
Taurus — Fake your own death. It's the only way you??ll get rid of him.
Gemini — Ignore all his calls/texts. Eventually he??ll figure out you??re not interested.
Cancer — Tell him you don't like his mom. He??ll break up with you saving you the trouble.
Leo — Tell him you no longer find him attractive. He will cheat on you to prove you wrong therefore giving you a perfect excuse to dump him.
Virgo — Tell him he's wrong.
Libra — Be honest. Unbeknownst to you, he is already happily settled in another relationship anyway.
Scorpio — Flirt with another man or an inanimate object.
Sagittarius — Buy him a one way ticket to Europe. He won't even remember you after he boards the flight.
Capricorn — You don't.
Aquarius — Be honest. He doesn't consider you his girlfriend anyway. You??re a FWB at best.
Pisces — Flush his drugs down the toilet.

😆!

Posted by Scruffles
How do you break up with...

Scorpio — Flirt with another man or an inanimate object.

Pisces — Flush his drugs down the toilet.

lmfao

Thanks guys for the feedback and my result after doing all the above was to just not reply or remain in contact with libra until he got the point. Still waiting for him to get it. I think aquas are better off single nobody seems right or am I just the one who's wrong?

I told him already sugafoot that the relationship was failing and we should separate because I lost feelings. The next days he acts as if nothing happened.

Only going through the ones I know.

Aries- Get distance. If your breaking up who cares what they think afterward. If I were to pick one sign to break up over the phone, or better yet text I'd do it with Aries. The reasons are obvious. Keep in mind they may give you a second chance if they truly love you, but after that your dirt to them. They are also the type to literally hunt you down and destroy you, so yea there's that.

Gemini- Probably the easiest to break up with. Most of the time they never really liked you anyway, and feel you were only holding them back. They might be upset or even rage a bit, but they will replace you no problem. Do Gemini's even have a heart to break? Things indestructible or somthing.

Cancer- Hopefully you never break a Cancers heart. I recommend slacking in the relationship and make them leave you. What ever you do, don't break their heart. T
Just trust me.

Leo- Like Cancer and Aries you don't want to break a Leo's heart. If you absolutely have to do it from a distance. Makes it much easier. Fortunately like Gemini they will easily replace you, and get over it in record time. They will be flaunting a new lover attempting to make you jelly in no time.

Virgo- Get ready for an ordeal. Breaking up with a Virgo takes time and effort because they normally dont leave easily. It's over isn't enough. I recommend slacking like you would with Cancer and make them leave you. Virgos are smart however and will likely see this, then play along just to site you. Best thing you could do is wait till they leave and pack your most important belongings and just disappear. The Virgo will use the pain to their advantage and reel in another white knite, and will replace you rather quickly.

Capricorn- Just don't. You didnt know regret had so many definitions, but if you break a Capricorns heart you will. The chances of them giving you their heart in the first place was like 15% on a good day, and the fact you broke it is unacceptable. Every aspect of your life will have
-fucked after it.

I have to agree with the Cancer thing piss us off then we will cut you off. I laughed when I read about Gemini guy's I've got a buddy he is a bit of a player he can date women then kick them to the curb and move onto the next.

In all in all honesty is the best way to leave somebody no dancing around the bush its to be straight up.

interesting, I just broke up with my Capricorn, He had nothing, not that that had anything to do with it. But I would say with them if you know its over chances are they do too, and are just riding your out until they find someone else.

Posted by LillyBlossom
I will just speak for myself: please be direct and clear about your intentions and bullet point your reasons for wishing to part ways and why you believe it is best to not try and make it work. Do so in person and not over text, via mail, or over the phone. Also, give me clear examples of why I am awesome to be with as well as kind, gentle, and helpful advice on how what I can do to be better in my feelings future relationship. But only give said advice when I ask for it as you may put yourself on danger if you offer unsolicited advice. Gage my response and slowly close the window of communication - in other words, don't cut ties so abruptly. You will traumatize me and leave me shattered and confused. Rams are sensitive, after all. Maintain a line of open communication in case there are a few more questions or well-wishes I have for you. Eventually, you will never hear from me again. But I will always think of you. Signed - Aries sun, Pisces Moon 😄

Lol love the way you ended that. That's exactly how I am