Would you start off by selling your friends numbers to the highest bidder?
How would you become a Pimp?
Posted by PossessionStAhead of the game.
You start of at high school fairs
'Steven McDaniel, of Long Island, NY, was arrested and charged today with running a prostitution and heroin ring. Among the items seized by police was a handwritten list of the "Rule's 2 Da Game of Hoez!!!" Thanks to the Smoking Gun, we proudly present that list, quite sic'd.'
http://deadspin.com/5935090/the-10-rules-of-pimping-as-written-by-an-actual-alleged-pimp
RULE no 11 don't get arrested.
http://deadspin.com/5935090/the-10-rules-of-pimping-as-written-by-an-actual-alleged-pimp
RULE no 11 don't get arrested.
Posted by MagicMonaDid you gain favors being in a group of women— As a group.
not my friends, but little ladies i met in the streets growing up. i was sexually charged so i ran through my fair share of ladies. i wasn't pimping them off tho. i stayed surrounded by women. man, i had fun at 18 - 26. then i had to stop hoeing and free my stables.
Posted by Tom_SawyerHey it's hard work bein pimp !
This is really good n easy money
Posted by Tom_SawyerDid ya have to get a degree in pimpology?
This is really good n easy money
They all become hardcore minimalists. Keep life simple.
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.
Posted by MagicMonaIt happens to most girl groups. Good for you 🙂Posted by LittleFairywe weren't aiming for it, but we did.Posted by MagicMonaDid you gain favors being in a group of women— As a group.
not my friends, but little ladies i met in the streets growing up. i was sexually charged so i ran through my fair share of ladies. i wasn't pimping them off tho. i stayed surrounded by women. man, i had fun at 18 - 26. then i had to stop hoeing and free my stables.click to expand
Posted by WhorpioYou have to watch your hoes!Posted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.click to expand
Posted by Tom_SawyerSounds good then!Posted by LittleFairyNo, it's not.Posted by Tom_SawyerHey it's hard work bein pimp !
This is really good n easy moneyclick to expand
It all starts with a name. Like Gator or a Pimp named SlickBack.
Posted by LePewpI would be Madame Le Fairy.
It all starts with a name. Like Gator or a Pimp named SlickBack.
We have to do rent boys too ...LGBT equality.
@DonJohn perfect profession for you.
We have to have it in New Orleans. Or else on a cruise ship ..we ship the girls all around the world....never calling into port...stay free of the law..
We have to have it in New Orleans. Or else on a cruise ship ..we ship the girls all around the world....never calling into port...stay free of the law..
Posted by PossessionStAnd the girls Marie give the guys all this hair cut ..Posted by LittleFairyName them all Jed
We have to do rent boys too ...LGBT equality.click to expand
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If prince pisces likes this we go with it.
If prince pisces likes this we go with it.
Reduced rates for uggos ...top price for prime rib
Posted by Tom_SawyerPosted by WhorpioPosted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.
Go fuck urself, it is eaaaazyyy.
Or maybe it's hard
Or is it eazy?
Who knowsclick to expand
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Posted by WhorpioWe better sideline dealing meth.Posted by Tom_SawyerPosted by WhorpioPosted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.
Go fuck urself, it is eaaaazyyy.
Or maybe it's hard
Or is it eazy?
Who knows
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya moufclick to expand
Do we keep it from the hoes?
They are enough to handle... All hoes male or female...want to get in a stable to just wreck it ...
By the way every time i type hoes I want to type hose.
Posted by LittleFairyPosted by Whorpio
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Do we keep it from the hoes?
They are enough to handle... All hoes male or female...want to get in a stable to just wreck it ...click to expand
Actually if you want your hoes to keep working for you, you better give them meth. Make them addicted to you (or what you give them, rather).
Posted by WhorpioI gave em meth ..shit i killed one! She must have been the weakest one!Posted by LittleFairyPosted by Whorpio
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Do we keep it from the hoes?
They are enough to handle... All hoes male or female...want to get in a stable to just wreck it ...
Actually if you want your hoes to keep working for you, you better give them meth. Make them addicted to you (or what you give them, rather).click to expand
I killed one of my hoes SHIT!
I will not go down for this ...
first buy yourself pimp shoes.
Posted by LittleFairyA lot of reptiles die for this profession.Posted by AerialViewfor kicking hoe butt!
first buy yourself pimp shoes.click to expand
I also need a fur.
Posted by Tom_Sawyerwe dump em when they get to thisPosted by WhorpioPosted by Tom_SawyerPosted by WhorpioPosted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.
Go fuck urself, it is eaaaazyyy.
Or maybe it's hard
Or is it eazy?
Who knows
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money
= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
click to expand
I like the fact she wears zero foundation over that but applies eyeliner.
Posted by Tom_SawyerPosted by Whorpio
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money
= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.click to expand
I wish I had your P.O.'s phone number. You'd be in so much trouble 😄
Posted by Tom_SawyerImma cold hearted pimp....no bailPosted by LittleFairyThis is why I generally don't date vIrg0 chicks.Posted by Tom_Sawyerwe dump em when they get to thisPosted by WhorpioPosted by Tom_SawyerPosted by WhorpioPosted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.
Go fuck urself, it is eaaaazyyy.
Or maybe it's hard
Or is it eazy?
Who knows
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money
= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
Us and us peoples is fucked up in the head.
You don't dump a sweet angel in distress
You bail them out, get them all pretty in a vietnamese salon and back to workclick to expand
Posted by Tom_SawyerPosted by Whorpio+358 46 589 43 99Posted by Tom_SawyerPosted by Whorpio
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money
= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
I wish I had your P.O.'s phone number. You'd be in so much trouble 😄
Go aheadclick to expand
@whorpio tell me what happens.?
Posted by LittleFairyPosted by Tom_SawyerPosted by Whorpio+358 46 589 43 99Posted by Tom_SawyerPosted by Whorpio
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money
= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
I wish I had your P.O.'s phone number. You'd be in so much trouble 😄
Go ahead
@whorpio tell me what happens.?click to expand
Yo I called and I think I just heard a woman get murdered.... @Tom_Sawyer what the FUCK did you do—?
Posted by Tom_SawyerImma entrepreneurPosted by LittleFairyYou souns more like a judge than a pimpPosted by Tom_SawyerImma cold hearted pimp....no bailPosted by LittleFairyThis is why I generally don't date vIrg0 chicks.Posted by Tom_Sawyerwe dump em when they get to thisPosted by WhorpioPosted by Tom_SawyerPosted by WhorpioPosted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.
Go fuck urself, it is eaaaazyyy.
Or maybe it's hard
Or is it eazy?
Who knows
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money
= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
Us and us peoples is fucked up in the head.
You don't dump a sweet angel in distress
You bail them out, get them all pretty in a vietnamese salon and back to workclick to expand
Posted by WhorpioHoe meth death? Don't feel bad Sawyer ..it happens.Posted by LittleFairyPosted by Tom_SawyerPosted by Whorpio+358 46 589 43 99Posted by Tom_SawyerPosted by Whorpio
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money
= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
I wish I had your P.O.'s phone number. You'd be in so much trouble 😄
Go ahead
@whorpio tell me what happens.?
Yo I called and I think I just heard a woman get murdered.... @Tom_Sawyer what the FUCK did you do—?click to expand
Posted by Tom_SawyerPosted by WhorpioWhat you mean " what did i do"Posted by LittleFairyPosted by Tom_SawyerPosted by Whorpio
I wish I had your P.O.'s phone number. You'd be in so much trouble 😄
+358 46 589 43 99
Go ahead
@whorpio tell me what happens.?
Yo I called and I think I just heard a woman get murdered.... @Tom_Sawyer what the FUCK did you do—?
I didnt do shit.
Its 8am on a saturday, im chillin.
How should i know wtf goes on in her houseclick to expand
I thought y'all were fucking by now....
Posted by Tom_SawyerPosted by WhorpioPosted by Tom_SawyerPosted by WhorpioWhat you mean " what did i do"Posted by LittleFairyPosted by Tom_SawyerPosted by Whorpio
I wish I had your P.O.'s phone number. You'd be in so much trouble 😄
+358 46 589 43 99
Go ahead
@whorpio tell me what happens.?
Yo I called and I think I just heard a woman get murdered.... @Tom_Sawyer what the FUCK did you do—?
I didnt do shit.
Its 8am on a saturday, im chillin.
How should i know wtf goes on in her house
I thought y'all were fucking by now....
Only twice a month, next time the 26th..
I'll need to swing by burger king before seeing her.click to expand
Good luck 🙂
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