@LittleFairy
9 Years1,000+ Posts
How would you become a Pimp?
Posted by PossessionSt
You start of at high school fairs
Ahead of the game.
'Steven McDaniel, of Long Island, NY, was arrested and charged today with running a prostitution and heroin ring. Among the items seized by police was a handwritten list of the "Rule's 2 Da Game of Hoez!!!" Thanks to the Smoking Gun, we proudly present that list, quite sic'd.'
http://deadspin.com/5935090/the-10-rules-of-pimping-as-written-by-an-actual-alleged-pimp
RULE no 11 don't get arrested.
Posted by MagicMona
not my friends, but little ladies i met in the streets growing up. i was sexually charged so i ran through my fair share of ladies. i wasn't pimping them off tho. i stayed surrounded by women. man, i had fun at 18 - 26. then i had to stop hoeing and free my stables.
Did you gain favors being in a group of women— As a group.
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Hey it's hard work bein pimp !
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Did ya have to get a degree in pimpology?
They all become hardcore minimalists. Keep life simple.
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.
Posted by MagicMona
Posted by LittleFairy
Posted by MagicMona
not my friends, but little ladies i met in the streets growing up. i was sexually charged so i ran through my fair share of ladies. i wasn't pimping them off tho. i stayed surrounded by women. man, i had fun at 18 - 26. then i had to stop hoeing and free my stables.
Did you gain favors being in a group of women— As a group.
we weren't aiming for it, but we did.
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It happens to most girl groups. Good for you 🙂
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.click to expand
You have to watch your hoes!
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by LittleFairy
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Hey it's hard work bein pimp !
No, it's not.
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Sounds good then!
It all starts with a name. Like Gator or a Pimp named SlickBack.
Posted by LePewp
It all starts with a name. Like Gator or a Pimp named SlickBack.
I would be Madame Le Fairy.
We have to do rent boys too ...LGBT equality.
@DonJohn perfect profession for you.
We have to have it in New Orleans. Or else on a cruise ship ..we ship the girls all around the world....never calling into port...stay free of the law..
Posted by PossessionSt
Posted by LittleFairy
We have to do rent boys too ...LGBT equality.
Name them all Jed
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And the girls Marie give the guys all this hair cut ..
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If prince pisces likes this we go with it.
Reduced rates for uggos ...top price for prime rib
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.
Go fuck urself, it is eaaaazyyy.Or maybe it's hard
Or is it eazy?
Who knows
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Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.
Go fuck urself, it is eaaaazyyy.Or maybe it's hard
Or is it eazy?
Who knows
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya moufclick to expand
We better sideline dealing meth.
Do we keep it from the hoes?
They are enough to handle... All hoes male or female...want to get in a stable to just wreck it ...
By the way every time i type hoes I want to type hose.
Posted by LittleFairy
Posted by Whorpio
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Do we keep it from the hoes?They are enough to handle... All hoes male or female...want to get in a stable to just wreck it ...
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Actually if you want your hoes to keep working for you, you better give them meth. Make them addicted to you (or what you give them, rather).
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by LittleFairy
Posted by Whorpio
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Do we keep it from the hoes?They are enough to handle... All hoes male or female...want to get in a stable to just wreck it ...
Actually if you want your hoes to keep working for you, you better give them meth. Make them addicted to you (or what you give them, rather).click to expand
I gave em meth ..shit i killed one! She must have been the weakest one!
I killed one of my hoes SHIT!
I will not go down for this ...
first buy yourself pimp shoes.
Posted by LittleFairy
Posted by AerialView
first buy yourself pimp shoes.
for kicking hoe butt!
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A lot of reptiles die for this profession.
I also need a fur.
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.
Go fuck urself, it is eaaaazyyy.Or maybe it's hard
Or is it eazy?
Who knows
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money
= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
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we dump em when they get to this
I like the fact she wears zero foundation over that but applies eyeliner.
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
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I wish I had your P.O.'s phone number. You'd be in so much trouble 😄
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by LittleFairy
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.
Go fuck urself, it is eaaaazyyy.Or maybe it's hard
Or is it eazy?
Who knows
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money
= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
we dump em when they get to this
This is why I generally don't date vIrg0 chicks.
Us and us peoples is fucked up in the head.
You don't dump a sweet angel in distress
You bail them out, get them all pretty in a vietnamese salon and back to work
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Imma cold hearted pimp....no bail
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
I wish I had your P.O.'s phone number. You'd be in so much trouble 😄
+358 46 589 43 99
Go ahead
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@whorpio tell me what happens.?
Posted by LittleFairy
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
I wish I had your P.O.'s phone number. You'd be in so much trouble 😄
+358 46 589 43 99
Go ahead
@whorpio tell me what happens.?click to expand
Yo I called and I think I just heard a woman get murdered.... @Tom_Sawyer what the FUCK did you do—?
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by LittleFairy
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by LittleFairy
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
This is really good n easy money
Fack you, it's not easy.
Go fuck urself, it is eaaaazyyy.Or maybe it's hard
Or is it eazy?
Who knows
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money
= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
we dump em when they get to this
This is why I generally don't date vIrg0 chicks.
Us and us peoples is fucked up in the head.
You don't dump a sweet angel in distress
You bail them out, get them all pretty in a vietnamese salon and back to work
Imma cold hearted pimp....no bail
You souns more like a judge than a pimp
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Imma entrepreneur
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by LittleFairy
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Turning tricks ain't easy. Maybe for meth money it is, but if ya wanna buy a Royce ya better know how to use ya mouf
Meth + a girl + money= the holy trinity.
The God bless meth.
I wish I had your P.O.'s phone number. You'd be in so much trouble 😄
+358 46 589 43 99
Go ahead
@whorpio tell me what happens.?
Yo I called and I think I just heard a woman get murdered.... @Tom_Sawyer what the FUCK did you do—?click to expand
Hoe meth death? Don't feel bad Sawyer ..it happens.
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by LittleFairy
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
I wish I had your P.O.'s phone number. You'd be in so much trouble 😄
+358 46 589 43 99Go ahead
@whorpio tell me what happens.?
Yo I called and I think I just heard a woman get murdered.... @Tom_Sawyer what the FUCK did you do—?
What you mean " what did i do"
I didnt do shit.
Its 8am on a saturday, im chillin.
How should i know wtf goes on in her house
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I thought y'all were fucking by now....
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
Posted by LittleFairy
Posted by Tom_Sawyer
Posted by Whorpio
I wish I had your P.O.'s phone number. You'd be in so much trouble 😄
+358 46 589 43 99Go ahead
@whorpio tell me what happens.?
Yo I called and I think I just heard a woman get murdered.... @Tom_Sawyer what the FUCK did you do—?
What you mean " what did i do"
I didnt do shit.
Its 8am on a saturday, im chillin.
How should i know wtf goes on in her house
I thought y'all were fucking by now....
Only twice a month, next time the 26th..I'll need to swing by burger king before seeing her.
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Good luck 🙂
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