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Posted by FeistyAquarian
Posted by brianafay
It's a curse. :/
I would say this is just a Saggie trait, but it's obviously not. Lots of people don't know when to just keep their mouths shut....






I frequently have that issue as well :/ I'll just be yappin' away and then wonder why I said half the crap I did lol It always gets me in trouble...Buuut Aqua Merc, Sag Moon, Aries Mars...I'll keep the blame on all that 😛
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Saggie-Capricorn cusp mooner you are girl!

You talk too much smack just to be a Saggie mooner alone ^_^.

hahaha, hey *waves*
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Posted by brianafay
Went shark fishing with the Libra and his friends last night at this kind of secluded, but still public beach access.
Apparently we interrupted an older couple (mid 40's at least,) doing their thing.
Why people go to the beach to fuck, I still have no clue... But it was obvious they just picked each other up at a bar. They could barely stand...veryyy sloppy.

ANYWAYS, instead of just getting embarrassed and leaving, the lady got all stupid and stumbles over to us to ask us what we're doing. As if it's any of her concern............
The Libra and his friends tell her we're shark fishing. She starts yapping, getting progressively nastier and more confrontational. "Are you really here to fish, or are you here to watch people fuck on the beach?" (She's invading everyone's personal space at this point...including my Libra - which is like fast track to you're-so-fucked town with me.

The Libra tells her rather politely, "I'm sorry if we interrupted, but we just came to fish, please get out of my face."
She continues...getting kind of raunchy and very inappropriate asking if they were wanting to join in and shit. I am trying so hard to control myself, but it's like listening to your mom talk dirty. Really fucking nasty.

I'm starting to boil.

So finally she says "am I making you uncomfortable? how old are you? you all look very underage."

I snap. It came out like verbal diarrhea, I couldn't stop it. !!!
I'm like, they look underage because you're like 50 dude, go home and go to sleep, you're embarrassing yourself.

:X

Yeahhhhhh, apparently she had a bit of complex about her age. She ended up in my face trying to fight me, saying some stupid ass shit, getting all loud. The Libra had to step in between us because he thought for sure she was going to swing.


& the whole time...knowing I'm way above this, and she's drunk and stupid...I couldn't stop running it. It's really a problem.



If a motherfucker came of to me like that, I'd pull a fucking gun on em! Won't aim it, won't need to. Gets closer? Busted lip, maybe even teeth from being smacked by the grip. Although, if it were a middle age chick, I'll just throw sand in her eyes or something, then say "swim it off bitch!" or something like that. I loooooooove to fight dirty!
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Posted by LovelyScorp
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I have a bunch of french guy friends LS! But they??re probably too young for you.



The cougar quotient is 1/2 my age +7, didn't you know...so anyone 25-1/2 and older.

*fighting off the looney scorpios*

*prying the looney scorpios off of my cap with a crow bar*

...I'm exhausted 😛
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I'm in luck then! I'm 24, but I can swing like a 25.5 year old! Ya, this Chinese zodiac Tiger digs cougars! Me-friggin-yow!
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Posted by LovelyScorp
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Posted by TerrifyingGentleness
I have a bunch of french guy friends LS! But they??re probably too young for you.



The cougar quotient is 1/2 my age +7, didn't you know...so anyone 25-1/2 and older.

*fighting off the looney scorpios*

*prying the looney scorpios off of my cap with a crow bar*

...I'm exhausted 😛



I'm in luck then! I'm 24, but I can swing like a 25.5 year old! Ya, this Chinese zodiac Tiger digs cougars! Me-friggin-yow!



are you french?

i should of been more specific. preferably a virgo or capricorn frenchmen would be ideal 😛
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I guess you don't like the Arian challenge? Boohoo. 😢 Besides, I thought the whole cougar/prey thing held no regard for age, including in months maybe? I have a Scorp brother that I get along with pretty well, so I know somewhat how to handle yall. 😉
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Posted by tall dark and aries
Posted by brianafay
Went shark fishing with the Libra and his friends last night at this kind of secluded, but still public beach access.
Apparently we interrupted an older couple (mid 40's at least,) doing their thing.
Why people go to the beach to fuck, I still have no clue... But it was obvious they just picked each other up at a bar. They could barely stand...veryyy sloppy.

ANYWAYS, instead of just getting embarrassed and leaving, the lady got all stupid and stumbles over to us to ask us what we're doing. As if it's any of her concern............
The Libra and his friends tell her we're shark fishing. She starts yapping, getting progressively nastier and more confrontational. "Are you really here to fish, or are you here to watch people fuck on the beach?" (She's invading everyone's personal space at this point...including my Libra - which is like fast track to you're-so-fucked town with me.

The Libra tells her rather politely, "I'm sorry if we interrupted, but we just came to fish, please get out of my face."
She continues...getting kind of raunchy and very inappropriate asking if they were wanting to join in and shit. I am trying so hard to control myself, but it's like listening to your mom talk dirty. Really fucking nasty.

I'm starting to boil.

So finally she says "am I making you uncomfortable? how old are you? you all look very underage."

I snap. It came out like verbal diarrhea, I couldn't stop it. !!!
I'm like, they look underage because you're like 50 dude, go home and go to sleep, you're embarrassing yourself.

:X

Yeahhhhhh, apparently she had a bit of complex about her age. She ended up in my face trying to fight me, saying some stupid ass shit, getting all loud. The Libra had to step in between us because he thought for sure she was going to swing.


& the whole time...knowing I'm way above this, and she's drunk and stupid...I couldn't stop running it. It's really a problem.

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If a motherfucker came of to me like that, I'd pull a fucking gun on em! Won't aim it, won't need to. Gets closer? Busted lip, maybe even teeth from being smacked by the grip. Although, if it were a middle age chick, I'll just throw sand in her eyes or something, then say "swim it off bitch!" or something like that. I loooooooove to figh
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Went shark fishing with the


The Libra tells her rather politely, "I'm sorry if we interrupted, but we just came to fish, please get out of my face."
She continues...getting kind of raunchy and very inappropriate asking if they were wanting to join in and shit. I am trying so hard to control myself, but it's like listening to your mom talk dirty. Really fucking nasty.

I'm starting to boil.

So finally she says "am I making you uncomfortable? how old are you? you all look very underage."

I snap. It came out like verbal diarrhea, I couldn't stop it. !!!
I'm like, they look underage because you're like 50 dude, go home and go to sleep, you're embarrassing yourself.

:X

Yeahhhhhh, apparently she had a bit of complex about her age. She ended up in my face trying to fight me, saying some stupid ass shit, getting all loud. The Libra had to step in between us because he thought for sure she was going to swing.


& the whole time...knowing I'm way above this, and she's drunk and stupid...I couldn't stop running it. It's really a problem.



I think you should of ignored her and walked away, there aint much point arguing with drunks, I not having a go at you bri because I like you, really by engaging with her all you were doing was just adding fuel to the fire not only that it could of got real ugly and someone could of got hurt. A friend of my mine who is a saggie like yourself had been on a night with a few of is friends. He decided it was time to leave the pub and go home, he told me a man and a women were arguing so he want over to the couple who were fighting it got nasty the guy was hitting is partner, so the sag stepped in and decked the guy then walked off next thing happened, the sag is walking down the street when the girl shouts thats him he did it and the sag got beat up. Peace!!!
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I agree Mr. 🙂 I wish I could have just kept it closed....but it came out like vomit. There was no turning back.
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She said she was working in a "sales position" before, and wanted to switch to something with a set salary or hourly wage because commission only jobs aren't reliable right now.

Ok, normal enough......but then one day in conversation, she mentions she was working for a dating company.....
I was like really? They still have those, even with all the websites that exist today? That's odd.
She said yes, old people don't know how to use the internet. (Fair enough)


THEN while we were setting up her username and all that, and I noticed her middle name (maiden name) was Hooker.
So she starts telling me how she hates her maiden name, and that's why she kept her married name even after she divorced years ago....

Me and my fucking foot-in-mouth-syndrome. I goofily reply: yeah, what a last name to have when you work for a "dating company..."Hooker, lol

& yes I did make the imaginary quotation marks with my fingers when I said dating company..... *facepalm*



I was laughing. She wasn't.
It got really awkward.

Story of my life?
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Posted by brianafay
She said she was working in a "sales position" before, and wanted to switch to something with a set salary or hourly wage because commission only jobs aren't reliable right now.

Ok, normal enough......but then one day in conversation, she mentions she was working for a dating company.....
I was like really? They still have those, even with all the websites that exist today? That's odd.
She said yes, old people don't know how to use the internet. (Fair enough)


THEN while we were setting up her username and all that, and I noticed her middle name (maiden name) was Hooker.
So she starts telling me how she hates her maiden name, and that's why she kept her married name even after she divorced years ago....

Me and my fucking foot-in-mouth-syndrome. I goofily reply: yeah, what a last name to have when you work for a "dating company..."Hooker, lol

& yes I did make the imaginary quotation marks with my fingers when I said dating company..... *facepalm*



I was laughing. She wasn't.
It got really awkward.

Story of my life?



HahahahaHah !
You rule ! Another day in the life of the Terrier of the Zodiac! 🙂
As if her dad is JOhn Lee/T.J !
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LOL I'm not even shitting you....she could totally be related to TJ.

I'd buy it