Mr. DXP Troll King 2018 - Applications Thread

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*Open for males only.

*Gender-fluid and bisexual men may apply. Homosexuals are not - you don't want to be crowned a king, do you?

*No females - for obvious reasons.

*Applications begin today and will close on July 28, 2018 @ 11:59 PM, Hong Kong Time (+8).

*I need three judges. Applications will run for the same period as contestants. Females and homosexuals may apply.

*Question for applicants: "What is wrong but likable about DXP?"

*Question for judges: "Do you think Nikkistar is a troll? Why or why not?"
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Posted by GemLover

I was trying hard to avoid this thread as much as possible but I think Nikki and that user above me are pretty much the same.


This will be the first time I acknowledge your bitch ass in almost two years. Stop bringing up my fucking name, you sub-par neanderthal. I give ZERO shits about you to the point I ignore you.

You're passive aggressive antics are obnoxious and border on something you would see from a juvenile. Go masturbate to foot fetish porn.
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Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by GemLover

I was trying hard to avoid this thread as much as possible but I think Nikki and that user above me are pretty much the same.


This will be the first time I acknowledge your bitch ass in almost two years. Stop bringing up my fucking name, you sub-par neanderthal. I give ZERO shits about you to the point I ignore you.

You're passive aggressive antics are obnoxious and border on something you would see from a juvenile. Go masturbate to foot fetish porn.


*your
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I'm going to send you a pineapple pizza to your gym.
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Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by GemLover

I was trying hard to avoid this thread as much as possible but I think Nikki and that user above me are pretty much the same.


This will be the first time I acknowledge your bitch ass in almost two years. Stop bringing up my fucking name, you sub-par neanderthal. I give ZERO shits about you to the point I ignore you.

You're passive aggressive antics are obnoxious and border on something you would see from a juvenile. Go masturbate to foot fetish porn.


*your


I'm going to send you a pineapple pizza to your gym.


Can't we all just agree THIS is wrong?

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What the ever loving shit is strawberries doing on a pizza?
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Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by TheRabbit

Posted by nikkistar

Posted by GemLover

I was trying hard to avoid this thread as much as possible but I think Nikki and that user above me are pretty much the same.


This will be the first time I acknowledge your bitch ass in almost two years. Stop bringing up my fucking name, you sub-par neanderthal. I give ZERO shits about you to the point I ignore you.

You're passive aggressive antics are obnoxious and border on something you would see from a juvenile. Go masturbate to foot fetish porn.


*your


I'm going to send you a pineapple pizza to your gym.


Can't we all just agree THIS is wrong?

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What the ever loving shit is strawberries doing on a pizza?


IKR?
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That's up there with the banana pizza, man.