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Posted by caligula

Posted by brianafay

Oh I'm sure they will all reveal in time

get ready to have your tits blown away 😛

yea, what are those fuckers waiting on?



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Do you want the juice or do you want to judge?

Well they say you shouldn't get married just because you're having a child........but idk, maybe there's a better chance you'll stick together and make it work that way?
Maybe not considering people have no respect for marriage anymore.

I'm not judging you guys!! I said what I said because I honestly couldn't believe no one else said it.
Shit like that usually gets brutalized in seconds here

Posted by TeflonDon
Do you want the juice or do you want to judge?

can't i do both—?

seriously, congrats! as for the rest, i'm just being nosey.

Posted by brianafay

Posted by EmotionalMoon

Posted by brianafay
Welcome to DXP / match.com 🙂

everyone's hooking up, breaking up, trashing each other, hooking up with someone new, meeting up and taking pics together to piss their ex-dxp-flame off, etc etc.



I'm a little absent for a few weeks and the whole place goes to shit. CHRIST PEOPLE

Im so out the loop who are the others LOL!

Oh I'm sure they will all reveal in time

get ready to have your tits blown away 😛

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Nobody blows my tits 😢

Posted by brianafay
I'm not judging you guys!! I said what I said because I honestly couldn't believe no one else said it.
Shit like that usually gets brutalized in seconds here

No, no I wasn't directing that to you.

Posted by brianafay
I'm not judging you guys!! I said what I said because I honestly couldn't believe no one else said it.
Shit like that usually gets brutalized in seconds here

it's cause i didn't know 😢

if i had, then i'd b all up n dey bidness...wait, i already am 😛

I mean HONESTLY though........I think you're lucky the only surprise you have is a baby on the way.
Pretty risky business, unprotected sex with someone you just met (online) only know what they told you kind of thing...

You coulda woke up with a little burn if you know what I mean



Not saying either of you are dirty little sleazebags, I'd say this if it were anyone else
Glad to see it's working out in the end though 🙂

OK. Done playing mom. Hate when that happens

I would like my tits blown too. Why do I have to be the tit blower??

Posted by brianafay
I mean HONESTLY though........I think you're lucky the only surprise you have is a baby on the way.
Pretty risky business, unprotected sex with someone you just met (online) only know what they told you kind of thing...

You coulda woke up with a little burn if you know what I mean



Not saying either of you are dirty little sleazebags, I'd say this if it were anyone else
Glad to see it's working out in the end though 🙂

There isn't any baby on the way. This is not accurate gossip.

so wait, she got preggers on the first go?

his sperm is evil sperm!

Posted by EmotionalMoon

Posted by TeflonDon
Do you want the juice or do you want to judge?

Im judging you, I reckon you are both bonkers but HEY who cares what I think.

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You're probably judging based on false information. Check the source.

Posted by brianafay

You coulda woke up with a little burn if you know what I mean

hmm...sounds like you have experience in this arena

abortion? morning after pill?

i feel sad now

Posted by caligula

Posted by brianafay

You coulda woke up with a little burn if you know what I mean

hmm...sounds like you have experience in this arena

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Actually I did LMAO!!! She wanted to use this female contraceptive bullshit. We finished hours later and my dick started burning. I call it a vag pill.

Turns out 1 in every 2 men's dicks burn after fucking with this bullshit. But having never used it before... Well... I was pretty sure she gave me something. So next thing I do is check where my watch and cash was (kidding)

Anyway. It was a memorable story and I'm sure it'll stick with us.

Posted by caligula
abortion? morning after pill?

i feel sad now

Yes. I did it myself. Fuckin' thing kept kicking me through her belly so I had to scoop it out with some pliers. But with the olive oil it wasn't so bad actually.

Posted by EmotionalMoon

Posted by TeflonDon

Posted by EmotionalMoon

Posted by TeflonDon
Do you want the juice or do you want to judge?

Im judging you, I reckon you are both bonkers but HEY who cares what I think.

You're probably judging based on false information. Check the source.

its an assumption...

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Assume - Ass U Me

Don't make and ass out of u and me.

So you're not even gonna be a dad?

Well this fucking blows....
how boring!

cat, you and your misinformation...then again...


@emotoon and what are we assuming? that they're nuts? is it nuts because it's online or is it nuts because everyone on this site is fucking crazy?

How is it "inaccurate gossip" when you made a thread about it yourself—
You're so weird!!! I don't get it

OH YEAH Tubbs, how is the domestic life— When are you and the fish gonna pop one out?

don't get fat dude...was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about women letting themselves go after getting comfortable...men were pretty brutal about it.
Even though we're supposed to just deal with them getting fat and balding...psh

Posted by brianafay
OH YEAH Tubbs, how is the domestic life— When are you and the fish gonna pop one out?

pop what out?


and it's fine. thank you. i'm currently walking around the house naked and cooking gumbo. he's gone squirrel huntin.


and sooooooooooooo, they were pregnant but aren't any longer. gotcha!

Posted by caligula

Posted by brianafay
OH YEAH Tubbs, how is the domestic life— When are you and the fish gonna pop one out?

pop what out?


and it's fine. thank you. i'm currently walking around the house naked and cooking gumbo. he's gone squirrel huntin.


and sooooooooooooo, they were pregnant but aren't any longer. gotcha!

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that makes me 🙂

but LOL hold uppppppp
are ya'll gonna eat those squirrels—
Where the fuck are you living, West Virginia?

uhm, no. was only kidding of course. he was talking about growing a mullet and putting a sofa on the porch earlier today so...


but things are going very well. we're both very happy.

what we chose is not for everyone but it's not about everyone...is it?

either way, i hope they make it. they probably wont if they have to wait 3-5 years to commit but eh, who am i to judge?

Posted by caligula

Posted by ARIES77

Posted by caligula
not him, the other guy. the one that's messing with the black chick

He's younger than me, the black chick; stupid ass...

im a stupid ass?

you're 34 and will be engaged for 3 years.

HA!

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That's not even necessary.

of course it was. that's why i said it.

oh, and on a side note, i find it odd that you would discuss your sex life so openly. it's kinda disturbing actually.

i mean, what woman wants her dude bragging about how he hit so eaaaaaaaaaaaasily?

mixed kids?

is THAT what this is about? ugh!

i wonder if he proposed with a ring?

yeah, i think it's odd given she's...old. 😄

i mean, unless she already has kids, waiting "5 years" seems like neither one of them is serious...unless they don't want children which cant be the case if he's posting about mixed babies.

aaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggghwhaaaaaaaaaat?

well, there's nothing WRONG with that but he obviously isn't thinking. @37, her eggs will be officially "old" so if he wants a family, from his seed, waiting THAT long doesn't make sense.

at 35, women run the risk of having kids with birth defects and what not. it's not to say that "healthy" births after this age aren't possible but biology calls for a realistic stance.

Posted by aPiscesPrincess
True. In that other thread they were saying she was already pregnant with his baby, and that it would be a Capricorn. Now I'm wondering if it's all a big joke, since he's saying she's not pregnant now.

hello DENSITY!

maybe she had an abortion? makes sense but even that denotes a lack of serious commitment. one, they should've taken REAL precautions so that it wasn't a possibility. two, if it happened in spite of those precautions, a loving couple would've done what is necessary...and i don't think "abortion" is a necessity...but i say this wearing an apron while bringing my man his plate.

Posted by ARIES77
Well let's respond, I'm laughing my ass off at all of your comments because I think none of you seem to remember I'm a Aries and I don't really give a fuck what anyone has to say that does not pay my bills, feed me, clothe me, put a roof over my head, respect me, give me an orgasm, etc. keep talking it makes me none, just that I would let that be known, LOL.


People are pretty simple they don't have much going on in their own lives, so they take a microscope to other people's, it's funny to me keep it going, lol.

Any questions you have I have no problem answering, I just don't see the point as none of you can or will do shit for us, other than talk, enjoy.

you and he CHOSE to post this. thus, don't be surprised or annoyed by questions or judgments.

you put yourself in the spotlight and want to take an attitude when it shines upon you. you're so "black."

it's everyone's business...it's a thread.

*wonders where her libra sister is at*

BITCH ANSWER MY EMAIL!

ugh....^libra sister IS...did i end in a preposition? is that a double preposition? where is my MLA?

Posted by aPiscesPrincess
It's everyone's business to gossip because they will anyway. But whether they have the facts right or not is a different story, and doesn't really matter anyway.

is it not THEIR job to clarify? they want to be open...to celebrate their union amongst us and by virtue of that, nothing should be hidden.

no innuendo here. just tell us the deets.

Posted by ARIES77


Well since you seem to be so interested why he didn't respond or I didn't, is because we lost the baby, I miscarried., the people on here who know us personally know this, not the silly ass no getting any, people who have nothing better to do than try to figure it out, keep it going silly asses, people like you make me laugh, cause you don't think before you speak and it shows how desperate you all are for your own life and business, being I hear no one talking about there own, I guess there is that saying misery loves company, but we're not don't intend on being, so keep up the good work it's noted of how not to be.

you's an ignant bitch.

APPARENTLY your "man" posted a topic about your being pregnant. was there a thread about your losing the baby? if not, why get offended by the confusion?

Posted by ARIES77
Get some Dick Bitch you might have a better mood, LOL.

my "dick" is right here with me...and i don't have to wait "5 years" to know that he is a !MAN!

Posted by ARIES77
my "dick" is right here with me...and i don't have to wait "5 years" to know that he is a !MAN!

Are you retarded that's my choice dumb ass, left up to him we would be married now, well mine is right here to tell you that. All in all before I met him, I'm the one with issues with marriage so before you start running your mouth get your facts straight, dumb ass, cause I had plenty of post on my issues with marriage.




lol, you're a DENSE bitch too.

so apparently, you read my posts and didn't realize that I realize that the PROBLEM in your relationship is !YOU!

you stupid!



and who said ARIES was swift?

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Posted by caligula
*wonders where her libra sister is at*

BITCH ANSWER MY EMAIL!

she working...

she won't answer mine either.

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yeah, i figured.

i'm in a new time zone too and have new hours so it's kinda tough. we've been talking everyday up until recently. i miss her 😢

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Posted by ARIES77

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Posted by ARIES77
my "dick" is right here with me...and i don't have to wait "5 years" to know that he is a !MAN!

Are you retarded that's my choice dumb ass, left up to him we would be married now, well mine is right here to tell you that. All in all before I met him, I'm the one with issues with marriage so before you start running your mouth get your facts straight, dumb ass, cause I had plenty of post on my issues with marriage.

lol, you're a DENSE bitch too.

so apparently, you read my posts and didn't realize that I realize that the PROBLEM in your relationship is !YOU!

you stupid!



and who said ARIES was swift?

You bore me, so instead of wasting my time on you, I'm going to spend it with my man, also being we put the kids to sleep, I have a life which consist of not sitting on here all day to the extinct that I know every detail of everyone I don't personally deal with on here, get a life bitch you'd probably be happier if you did, keep talking, cause your talking alone, I have real shit to do, call me what you like, bitch look at me and look at you if that's really you, men have never been a issue for me, not keeping them or getting them honey, lol.

^fixed quotes

you want me to look at the fuzzy picture you posted?

first impression: DOG FACE!

you told him 5 YEARS cause he aint bout shit...you aint bout shit. welcome to reality.

Posted by ARIES77
Not Dense sweetie I make my own rules, and cunts like you don't do shit for me, but give me a reason to laugh, enjoy cause I'm sure you won't stop, I have things to do, try it sometimes bitch.

so you're laughing at he fact that you had a miscarriage?



sick, stupid bitch.

Posted by EmotionalMoon
Kind of makes you wonder why a baby would be advertised on a public forum in the danger zone...

All this is day passing fun for me. You finance publises your life on here and you dont want people talking about it!

baaaaaaaaaaasically

so what you're saying is, people who have no lives, post here. correct?

and yet, you're posting here. apparently, you and your lil beau felt it necessary to post your "life" on this forum and you want to justify this posting by saying that he did it in an effort to "please" you.

in other words, you find JOY here. you find JOY in the fact that your "man" is posting about your life on a forum filled with "sad, lonely, no life, depressed bitches."

you find JOY in the fact that it is now readily apparent that you had a "miscarriage" and the man you claim to want to marry isn't enough of a !MAN! to absolve and dissolve your baggage regarding marriage?

i'm the one *LOL*

see you at bingo...bitch!

this won't last.

he'll get tired of her nappy headed babies OR he'll use her up for the OBVIOUS ignant ass mentally crippled bitch that she is.

bank on it.

and also in NEWS...i have a hangnail.

Posted by caligula
so what you're saying is, people who have no lives, post here. correct?

and yet, you're posting here. apparently, you and your lil beau felt it necessary to post your "life" on this forum and you want to justify this posting by saying that he did it in an effort to "please" you.

in other words, you find JOY here. you find JOY in the fact that your "man" is posting about your life on a forum filled with "sad, lonely, no life, depressed bitches."

you find JOY in the fact that it is now readily apparent that you had a "miscarriage" and the man you claim to want to marry isn't enough of a !MAN! to absolve and dissolve your baggage regarding marriage?

i'm the one *LOL*

see you at bingo...bitch!

Say. You know what's funny? She never once said I wasn't man enough for anything. Which means you're attacking things that don't even exist. That also means you have no real reason to fight. It looks like you're an instigator from the beginning. This only re-enforces what she was saying on how you had no life. I happened to post this thread to a few good eggs. You didn't have to waste your time on us, but evidently you feel that we are important enough in your simple life to talk about.

And you said she feels "Joy" in posting here. Not entirely accurate. She just yelled at me for posting on here. There's no joy in that. Which also means you suck at reading people. So I'm coming to the conclusion that you should eat a bag of dicks to get the bloody blue waffle vagina that's starving for attention out of your system.

And you have your man right there with you? So who's the one who's not man enough? He isn't fighting for you. It looks like you're the one who's relationship isn't going to last. And I've been holding my tongue a little. I've also been laughing with her. Because you're a cheap source of entertainment. In fact, I liken you to a 2-dollar whore.

SO! Let's review:

You tried to start a problem.
You got your facts wrong.
You lost.
You learned your man is a bitch too (if he even exists)
And you now know that we're laughing.
And now we're going to fuck.

Nighty night.