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This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by TeflonDon on Tuesday, June 7, 2011 and has 136 replies.

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@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts

in all seriousity, this is sad.

i see why people think online relationships are full of shit. you have far too many individuals playing at love, union and emotions so that it negates the possibility of finding a REAL union with someone who appears to be surmised by 1's and 0's.

this post is a fucking joke.

i've made friends here...well, two...or three if you count the little arian brit. those unions are no less "real" due to lack of physical contact. these people ARE my friends and i feel no need to denigrate them or others for enjoying their time here.

what's sick and sad is this display of FALSE emotional contact.

if a man loves you, if you love that man, the past dissipates. he will eradicate fear. he will make you believe in a future, family and love.

she believes in nothing. because he is nothing...to her.

dude, you deserve better. you're a fat, sloppy asshole...but you deserve better.

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@TeflonDon
15 Years

Posted by EmotionalMoon
Kind of makes you wonder why a baby would be advertised on a public forum in the danger zone...

All this is day passing fun for me. You finance publises your life on here and you dont want people talking about it!

Hey. You know the deal and I said it first. By the way, you spelled "publicize" wrong.

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@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by TeflonDon

Say. You know what's funny? She never once said I wasn't man enough for anything. Which means you're attacking things that don't even exist. That also means you have no real reason to fight. It looks like you're an instigator from the beginning. This only re-enforces what she was saying on how you had no life. I happened to post this thread to a few good eggs. You didn't have to waste your time on us, but evidently you feel that we are important enough in your simple life to talk about.

And you said she feels "Joy" in posting here. Not entirely accurate. She just yelled at me for posting on here. There's no joy in that. Which also means you suck at reading people. So I'm coming to the conclusion that you should eat a bag of dicks to get the bloody blue waffle vagina that's starving for attention out of your system.

And you have your man right there with you? So who's the one who's not man enough? He isn't fighting for you. It looks like you're the one who's relationship isn't going to last. And I've been holding my tongue a little. I've also been laughing with her. Because you're a cheap source of entertainment. In fact, I liken you to a 2-dollar whore.

SO! Let's review:

You tried to start a problem.
You got your facts wrong.
You lost.
You learned your man is a bitch too (if he even exists)
And you now know that we're laughing.
And now we're going to fuck.

Nighty night.

i may reply to this later.

right now...i'm about to suck Catfish's "online" dick.

ta!

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@TeflonDon
15 Years

Posted by caligula
in all seriousity, this is sad.

i see why people think online relationships are full of shit. you have far too many individuals playing at love, union and emotions so that it negates the possibility of finding a REAL union with someone who appears to be surmised by 1's and 0's.

this post is a fucking joke.

i've made friends here...well, two...or three if you count the little arian brit. those unions are no less "real" due to lack of physical contact. these people ARE my friends and i feel no need to denigrate them or others for enjoying their time here.

what's sick and sad is this display of FALSE emotional contact.

if a man loves you, if you love that man, the past dissipates. he will eradicate fear. he will make you believe in a future, family and love.

she believes in nothing. because he is nothing...to her.

dude, you deserve better. you're a fat, sloppy asshole...but you deserve better.

You're totally diverting the original issue. I think you're targeting her more than me because you know I'm not a fat slob and are clearly jealous of her. Which is probably also why you didn't defend anything I just said to your fagot of a boyfriend. Just remember one thing. I run this show, ho. I've got the biggest dick in here.

And just to use your own words against you, I obviously did "eradicate fear" because I'm not in the least afraid of posting what I feel is beautiful. I am quite proud of my woman and my situation.

Stop attacking things that aren't even relevant. You've got nothing on us and now you're just running your mouth. I didn't start this problem.

Oh. By the way. It's hardly an online relationship. She's in my goddamn house.

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@TeflonDon
15 Years

Posted by caligula

Posted by TeflonDon

Say. You know what's funny? She never once said I wasn't man enough for anything. Which means you're attacking things that don't even exist. That also means you have no real reason to fight. It looks like you're an instigator from the beginning. This only re-enforces what she was saying on how you had no life. I happened to post this thread to a few good eggs. You didn't have to waste your time on us, but evidently you feel that we are important enough in your simple life to talk about.

And you said she feels "Joy" in posting here. Not entirely accurate. She just yelled at me for posting on here. There's no joy in that. Which also means you suck at reading people. So I'm coming to the conclusion that you should eat a bag of dicks to get the bloody blue waffle vagina that's starving for attention out of your system.

And you have your man right there with you? So who's the one who's not man enough? He isn't fighting for you. It looks like you're the one who's relationship isn't going to last. And I've been holding my tongue a little. I've also been laughing with her. Because you're a cheap source of entertainment. In fact, I liken you to a 2-dollar whore.

SO! Let's review:

You tried to start a problem.
You got your facts wrong.
You lost.
You learned your man is a bitch too (if he even exists)
And you now know that we're laughing.
And now we're going to fuck.

Nighty night.

i may reply to this later.

right now...i'm about to suck Catfish's "online" dick.

ta!

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I sincerely believe you, honey. Because that's as close as dick as you can get without paying for it.

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@TeflonDon
15 Years

Posted by EmotionalMoon

Posted by caligula
in all seriousity, this is sad.

what's sick and sad is this display of FALSE emotional contact.

I agree with that, you wonder how many people are conned before they meet but then its way to late. There already meant to be in love.

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I have always wondered this. I think I wonder it because it's never happened to me.

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@TeflonDon
15 Years

Posted by ARIES77
LOL, Babe. For the record the you can tell the ones who have a life once again, not everyone who post here is miserable, there are those who congratulated us and those who hated, haters gone hate anyways baby, let's go play babe.

I truly enjoy the predictions of miserable people on our relationship as if you're in it, makes it all the more sweeter when you choke on your own words.
Don't try to analyze me poor ass excuse for a woman just tend to your supposed man honey cause I'm getting mine off the computer to tend to our business.

We have Destiny Defined Love sweetie and the blessing of our families which is all that truly matters get a revelation, thank you for the cheap entertainment and amusement it's been truly enjoyable lol.

I love you too.

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@TeflonDon
15 Years

Now. Let's let them come back here in half an hour so they can tell us how we don't have a life LOL!

You know they're still reading every word.

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@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by TasteOfChaos

Posted by caligula
*wonders where her libra sister is at*

BITCH ANSWER MY EMAIL!

Oooooh ok. So you can leave MY emails for like a week without a reply, but GOD FORBID I don't reply to your within a certain time frame...

Asshole...

You better respond to my response in a timely fashion or this love affair is OVER..

😭

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OMG! are you threatening to e-breakup with me—?

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@AA
16 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by caligula

Posted by brianafay
OH YEAH Tubbs, how is the domestic life— When are you and the fish gonna pop one out?

pop what out?

and it's fine. thank you. i'm currently walking around the house naked and cooking gumbo. he's gone squirrel huntin.

and sooooooooooooo, they were pregnant but aren't any longer. gotcha!

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what lol?? I hope that was in reference to your old fashioned hierarchy

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@AA
16 Years5,000+ Posts

Posted by ARIES77
none of you can or will do shit for us, other than talk

I have access to plenty of top of the range high quality, high resolution, high definition film cameras that pick up the tiniest of details such as a bead of sweat (or other fluids).And state of the art microphones that could pick up the tiniest of squelches.

Posted by ARIES77

Any questions you have I have no problem answering.

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I'm making a documentary on couples sex lives and how they operate in the bedroom, would you mind if i recorded you guys having sex?

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@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts

it sent me a PM because it's a passive aggressive bitch who has yet to recognize that i OWNED her sign at birth...along with others.

at the end of the day, time is money and yet, you're here sending unsolicited PMs to a "piece of trash" who likes to throw "racist slurs."

your man is a fool and your CLASSIC refrain of "i got indian blood in me" in priceless.

you's one dumb bitch. i suggest you tread lightly because this is me in a good mood.

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@caligula
16 Years1,000+ Posts

Posted by dreamer23

Posted by caligula
yeah, i mean, why is everyone so sensitive?

maybe he's stressed out from caring for a bunch of snotty nosed B?b?'s Kids?

Why they gotta be B?b?'s Kids?

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their momma caint spell!

their momma found a guy, who appears to be childless, who was willing to accept her, and them and her triflin, ghetto ass told him to wait "5 YEARS" due to her unresolved daddy issues...

ghettoooooooooooooooo

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@brianafay
19 Years25,000+ PostsSagittarius

Posted by LePetitFisk

Posted by brianafay
Welcome to DXP / match.com 🙂

everyone's hooking up, breaking up, trashing each other, hooking up with someone new, meeting up and taking pics together to piss their ex-dxp-flame off, etc etc.

I'm a little absent for a few weeks and the whole place goes to shit. CHRIST PEOPLE

...your ass is still here?

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I told you if I delete the site will fuckin crash dude