Nutter Roomates

by Sign...

What were your best & worst signs for plutonic co-habitation? What age were you?

Best: Cancer male (19) - I met him traveling. He moved to my country for the night life and career opportunities. Super funny, liked to binge in escapism with me and was in denial about being gay. He would get real mad if I asked him when he was coming out. —yay Danny... really when are you coming out? No, no, you know what I mean?? 😄

Guess what, he's gay! It didn't end well but we keep in touch.

Worst: Taurus (21) - She and her boyfriend liked to walk around naked. She didn't wear deodorant and would ask me if she smelled like a goat. Super rich girl who wanted to live on her own to slum it. I wonder what happened to her

haha *platonic

Wow, so many horror stories so little time- I kid, I kid >_

Posted by shellshocker

She didn't wear deodorant and would ask me if she smelled like a goat.

rflmao

We have this dude we play cards with who apparently never bathes or washes his clothes .... his stench is unimaginable, it's so horrid.

Well, our nickname for him is Goat-Head.

Anyway ..... very few people I've lived with. Mostly partners and family.

Two Gemini's, both ok except that they talk incessantly. At work or any outing, people can leave to get away from them. Well, at home, there is nowhere to go ... you're basically stuck with a person who won't shut up. Imagine you're watching tv, or a movie - and this person not only talks the whole time, they continually put you in check to make sure they have your attention, and not the tele. It's insufferable.

Taurus (2) - were both neat freaks, but, not clean. The tables would be clear of clutter, and filthy with dust or food/drink goo.

Scorpio is the worst in my experience. Their melodramatics rip a split to my very core ... I simply cannot handle people who have zero emotional control.

Virgo is the best in where they aren't emotionally insecure. You are able to move about the house, and even hang out in a different room from them and they aren't up your butt, invading your space. Also, I love the way they will pick up whatever slack is present .. whatever it is, be it chores, finances, planning, etc. Most people have to be told that they have a responsibility in supporting their daily operations.

Cancer is a close second to best. They aren't the cleanest in my experience, but, emotionally, they are the easiest to deal with. A person who spends a lot of time with their feelings, are experts at handling them. And I like that. I literally cannot tolerate a person who is emotionally out-of-control.

Prepare for an essay!
Moved in with a Pisces girl who expected me to do everything with her, constantly in my space! I once had a guy over... she knocks on my door at 9 in the morning to tell me she's going food shopping... am I coming or not? I go down stairs and she's like ' When is HE leaving?'. Anyway, we fell out... I tried to confront her about it and she was so passive aggressive she wouldn't even look at me when I spoke to her. She got her crazy Taurus mother round who screamed at me and threw dog shit at my bedroom door. (Psycho)

Moved in with randomers from Czech, they were all in their 30's, worked a lot, drank a lot. Pisces guy was weird as fuck... he used to hover outside my door.. I once walked out of the bathroom and he was just standing there.... outside the door. I started locking my bedroom because I was scared I was gonna wake up and he'd just be standing over me. The other guy was Aquarius, he was nice but didn't really say much. The woman, I'm not sure her sign, but she didn't know a word of English. She would hog the TV all day and night and the guys would get pissed off because she couldn't even understand it anyway... Which I found hilarious.

Then I moved in with a Cap, Scorp, Libra and Virgo. Scorp had issues, awkward, bit psychotic and owned 2 female cats who just kept having kittens and the whole house just smelt like piss constantly... but I actually got along with him. Cap annoyed me, he used to slam everything and TAP on EVERYTHING. Libra is a good friend of mine, so is Virgo.

I've only actually ever had a Cap roommate for 2 years in college. Nearly perfect roommate...hardly bothered me...was clean...super considerate. The only thing that got on my nerves was she was a morning person and always got up at the asscrack of dawn and made herself a 3 course breakfast and I was just not having that shit...but honestly I shouldn't complain

Pisces was best.

He understood space and we'd both be in our own little world a lot.

And out of the 3 suitcases he brought, one and a half was filled with books. He was an avid reader.

It's a rare quality in living with someone to feel you're by yourself. Most people make you so acutely aware of their presence.

I've had some pretty terrible roommates. ALl over the course of this year and half

Leo (25): Virgo Moon Transvestite alcoholic male rather blow 3g on drugs in Nevada than pay bills. Brought home many dirty gross strangers, had a goal to get my scorp and I separated. Wanted to throw me off the balcony lmao. Yeah no responsibility whatsoever.

Aries (20) Sagittarius Moon Knew her since 5th grade hadn't spoken to her in years lived with me for a bit. A conniving hoe, attempted to one up me on almost every little thing I did including something stupid like looks. Tried to fuck my boyfriend was also pals with the Leo above.

Gemini (18): Taurus Moon My Boyfriends Sister, she was the easiest out of them all to a degree. Occasional Junkie would come over, but she worked through her problems. Cleanliness eh, Made messes, Didn't clean up after herself would leave dishes in the sink for a week before