firebunny
@firebunny
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pretty chick talking to me right now on tinder!!!
Why? I'm not hoarding attention
This is a serious thread
What do I tell her?
This is a serious thread
What do I tell her?
I told you dude.. jfc
Send her a picture of your abs and dick. She'll be all over you! Make sure you show your face.
Send her a picture of your abs and dick. She'll be all over you! Make sure you show your face.
/serious thread
😢
😢
Posted by _DazedPosted by firebunny
/serious thread
😢
I'm serious bro.click to expand
Really— Well, you don't even have abs to begin with
*thinking*
Posted by alexscariesPosted by firebunny
Why? I'm not hoarding attention
This is a serious thread
What do I tell her?
I know you're not that socially inept. Send her a picture of your kittens and ask her if she wants a stroke.click to expand
That fast? Is this gonna werk?
@_@
I can't wait for her to respond
I asked her "where are you from?"
Can I ask her for a date already?
I asked her "where are you from?"
Can I ask her for a date already?
Posted by firebunnyPosted by _DazedPosted by firebunny
/serious thread
😢
I'm serious bro.
Really— Well, you don't even have abs to begin with
*thinking*click to expand
And? I had sex with two women in the last week. Dick pics matter.
^^Well, you didn't have abs so how can I say you're credible??
Posted by firebunny
^^Well, you didn't have abs so how can I say you're credible??
Is this your way of getting him to send you a dick pic?
Posted by Ram416Posted by firebunny
^^Well, you didn't have abs so how can I say you're credible??
Is this your way of getting him to send you a dick pic?click to expand
Ugggh No way! 😢
I saw Dazed
He's friggin' ugly
Like NO EFFIN' WAY
^^I like that suggestion
Thanks
I want to meet up with her
Just too scared to ask
Thanks
I want to meet up with her
Just too scared to ask
Omg omg omg
Stay calm buns, don’t blow it
Also don’t call Dazed ugly, ya fuck
Stay calm buns, don’t blow it
Also don’t call Dazed ugly, ya fuck
Posted by alexscariesPosted by firebunnyPosted by alexscariesPosted by firebunny
Why? I'm not hoarding attention
This is a serious thread
What do I tell her?
I know you're not that socially inept. Send her a picture of your kittens and ask her if she wants a stroke.
That fast? Is this gonna werk?
@_@
Nope. Say you have a day off and ask her if she wants to get a coffee and bagel. Do your homework and find a decent place. That does work.click to expand
This...
No dick pics....that's just tacky and she may think you're a prat
Just ask...!!
Thanks, mum 🙂
I really appreciate it
I really appreciate it
Are you asking her by phone or by message?
Just say "what are you up to at the weekend? If you fancy meeting up for a coffee or going for something to eat, message me"
What's scary about that?
What's scary about that?
Posted by MyStarsShine
Are you asking her by phone or by message?
On tinder, mum
I haven't asked her for coffee or something
Still waiting for her reply on my question "where are you from?"
Posted by MyStarsShine
Just say "what are you up to at the weekend? If you fancy meeting up for a coffee or going for something to eat, message me"
What's scary about that?
Should I ask her now?
Or should I wait for her reply to my last message?
Posted by firebunnyPosted by MyStarsShine
Just say "what are you up to at the weekend? If you fancy meeting up for a coffee or going for something to eat, message me"
What's scary about that?
Should I ask her now?
Or should I wait for her reply to my last message?click to expand
Wait for her to reply...
Thanks, mum!!!
Posted by firebunny
Thanks, mum!!!
You're welcome son, but don't talk about me or your other mum on the date, it's a turn off
Posted by MyStarsShinePosted by firebunny
Thanks, mum!!!
You're welcome son, but don't talk about me or your other mum on the date, it's a turn offclick to expand
hahhahahaha lmao
tell her u wanna call the cops on her it's illegal to be this hot
Posted by _Dazed
I told you dude.. jfc
Send her a picture of your abs and dick. She'll be all over you! Make sure you show your face.
Do you want him to be alone to the rest of his life?
And moreso...what have that poor girl done to you? Why must she endure such pain? 🤦♀️
Posted by MyStarsShinehttps://www.dxpnet.com/opinion/mes% 20sage/?id=12675724">Posted by firebunny
Thanks, mum!!!
Why
You're welcome son, but don't talk about me or your other mum on the date, it's a turn offclick to expand
Why so strict? Can’t he talk about breastfeeding and how he used to enjoy sucking?
There is a start...
Let’s face it...he has not many chances to pull it off! 🤔
...specially after he pulls it out...
You know what they say about Asian cocks. 🤦♀️😷💅🏻
You know what they say about Asian cocks. 🤦♀️😷💅🏻
Posted by Revenge
stfu dont post this here you'll losing chance if black mamba see this
Mamba...jamba...STFU boi!
Posted by firebunnyPosted by MyStarsShine
Are you asking her by phone or by message?
Still waiting for her reply on my question "where are you from?"
click to expand
Nice move. 🙂 That's what we dating coaches call "an advanced massive escalation move".
When she replies and mentions her city, you say: "Cool. Is it as hot in summer as here? Sometimes I have to ask my butler to fan faster, when I am sitting infront of my villa's pool while I ghost overaged 25 year old girls from tinder. Speaking of education, have you ever won a beatuy contest, like my 3 ex girl friends?"
Always remember: Women fall for sensitive and humble bad boy CPA lawyers. Just a matter of time before she has to change her panties. 🙂
Posted by TheSagPosted by firebunnyPosted by MyStarsShine
Are you asking her by phone or by message?
Still waiting for her reply on my question "where are you from?"
Nice move. 🙂 That's what we dating coaches call "an advanced massive escalation move".
When she replies and mentions her city, you say: "Cool. Is it as hot in summer as here? Sometimes I have to ask my butler to fan faster, when I am sitting infront of my villa's pool while I ghost overaged 25 year old girls from tinder. Speaking of education, have you ever won a beatuy contest, like my 3 ex girl friends?"
Always remember: Women fall for sensitive and humble bad boy CPA lawyers. Just a matter of time before she has to change her panties. 🙂click to expand
...if she has a spare pair...I suspect she is a boat. And she wants him to sail all the way into a desert she is at looking for unsuspected ‘booty hunters’ to get them for all their worth...a lot she knows!
Bunny will be noted as ‘scammer dusapointment’...and taken off their list. 🤔
Posted by GemitatiPosted by TheSagPosted by firebunnyPosted by MyStarsShine
Are you asking her by phone or by message?
Still waiting for her reply on my question "where are you from?"
Nice move. 🙂 That's what we dating coaches call "an advanced massive escalation move".
When she replies and mentions her city, you say: "Cool. Is it as hot in summer as here? Sometimes I have to ask my butler to fan faster, when I am sitting infront of my villa's pool while I ghost overaged 25 year old girls from tinder. Speaking of education, have you ever won a beatuy contest, like my 3 ex girl friends?"
Always remember: Women fall for sensitive and humble bad boy CPA lawyers. Just a matter of time before she has to change her panties. 🙂
...if she has a spare pair...I suspect she is a boat. And she wants him to sail all the way into a desert she is at looking for unsuspected ‘booty hunters’ to get them for all their worth...a lot she knows!
Bunny will be noted as ‘scammer dusapointment’...and taken off their list. 🤔click to expand
So what you are saying is that...that she or he is a scammer or that those booty hunters are bad or...I will be honest I didn't get it. I only understood the spare pair. I'm sorry, I am not quite there yet, I almost worked 3 hours straight. 😢
And did you mean to say booty or bounty hunters?
She lives in another city
An hour away!
O_O
An hour away!
O_O
Posted by mudra_
Alright, I have been here for years and I am still convinced you are Andz lmao
I am ands. He's just my sock puppet account
Looooooool
Posted by Black-Mamba
You keep putting women on a pedestal, are you sure you're not into men?
Lol didn't I answer this question already?
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she's almost a white girl
fair-complected
round eyes
beautiful smile
gorgeous hair
WHAT DO I DO—?
I'm scared 😢