sexy chick added me on FB

without her knowing that i'm a lawyer

does that mean she likes me?

chicks don't like lawyers

chicks like judges

or surgeons

Posted by The_Mad_Hatter

Posted by Adreamuponwaking
chicks don't like lawyers



chicks like judges



or surgeons

This needs to be on a t-shirt click to expand

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also chicks like broke artists and musicians

not broke lawyers

Posted by firebunny
without her knowing that i'm a lawyer

does that mean she likes me?

🙂

how do you know her?

where did you met her that your jobs didnt come up? or what is her job?

Posted by Pandora101

Posted by firebunny
without her knowing that i'm a lawyer



does that mean she likes me?

how do you know her?
where did you met her that your jobs didnt come up? or what is her job? click to expand

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she just saw me one day in the capitol and probably stalked me. the chick also happens to have joined a beauty contest.

It's Facebook's AI bro.

































this is a robot 😄

I saw her again today. My gahd, she's PRETTY!! !

@_@

She ran after me! Oh my gahd, this chick must be crazy! But damn she's really hot.

@_@

Posted by firebunny
without her knowing that i'm a lawyer



does that mean she likes me?

you know what else is cooler than being a lawyer

being on character on lamb chop

Posted by Adreamuponwaking

Posted by The_Mad_Hatter

Posted by Adreamuponwaking
chicks don't like lawyers





chicks like judges





or surgeons

This needs to be on a t-shirt click to expand

also chicks like broke artists and musicians

not broke lawyers click to expand

click to expand

True 😂 at least you can talk about music and art

Posted by Masterful
how many dates have you been on this year bro

The are not dates. They are Likes.

We dated a while ago. 🙂 She's nice to talk to. I touched her hand a while ago.

I'm afraid, I'll be confused again. The part-Spanish, part-Greek chick is going to date me on May 7. @_@

Posted by Masterful
how many dates have you been on this year bro

Is this Ands?

I only reply to such questions if the asker is Ands.

Posted by Masterful

Posted by firebunny
We dated a while ago. She's nice to talk to. I touched her hand a while ago.



I'm afraid, I'll be confused again. The part-Spanish, part-Greek chick is going to date me on May 7. @_@

so many options bro click to expand

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Yeah bro that's why im still single. i told this chick that i'm already eyeing someone when she came along but that we're not yet exclusively dating. she's fine with it. i'm relieved. this chick is a gem, the other one is sag. it's always gems, sags, leos and scorpios. dunno what's with these women that they keep on appearing in my life. no earth and the only water are the scorpios.

she told me i'm handsome btw

she told me i'm handsome btw

Posted by Masterful

Posted by pisceswoman123

Posted by Masterful
how many dates have you been on this year bro

The are not dates. They are Likes. click to expand

i had churros yesterday with rocket click to expand

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With rocket?

Where was that?

I couldn’t finish mine 😄 It was so sweet and feeling. But really really good. I always have them when I go to Spain

ladyneptune interrupting fb to remind him about his schedule while he's trying to touch sexy girl's hand

Posted by firebunny
We dated a while ago. She's nice to talk to. I touched her hand a while ago.

@_@

You Playa!!!

But please do me a favour: respect her for her inner beauty first. 😢

Posted by HearttofTopaz
Will there be enough room in the house for ur mum, @Ladyneptune and sexy chick?

lol here we go again lol