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Suggestions for people in their Clooney years
Clooney years are male privilege
Us women are taught we expire at the stroke of midnight on our 30th bday
Posted by nanochip
Clooney years are male privilegeUs women are taught we expire at the stroke of midnight on our 30th bday
But the sex and the city gals are still going 🤣
No socks and sliders
Fake Gucci belts
And man bags
It also lowers your Alzheimer's risk 70 Percent, Study Says
Posted by saggurl88
It also lowers your Alzheimer's risk 70 Percent, Study Says
That’s too rich for my blood we have duck eggs for that 🤣
Get a Nespresso, obviously.
Posted by jazzykid
Get a Nespresso, obviously.
What else
Sports car and chest wig 😂
Posted by nanochip
Clooney years are male privilegeUs women are taught we expire at the stroke of midnight on our 30th bday
Ha! 30? Goodluck.
Expensive car or when you hit 50 and above, young out-of-your league girl from another country 😉
Posted by saggurl88
It also lowers your Alzheimer's risk 70 Percent, Study SaysThat’s too rich for my blood we have duck eggs for that 🤣
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Do you eat Balut —?
TRT is the way.
Posted by Walk_on_by
TRT is the way.I'm going to ask about that. I doubt it's covered by my insurance.
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I'm sold on it, I listened to a skiing podcast with a heliski guide who's also an MD as a guest. He subscribes his rich boomer customers with TRT because they're the only ones who can afford heliskiing, keeps them strong and coming back. It's a few years away for me anyway but sounds like a good option.
Posted by saggurl88
It also lowers your Alzheimer's risk 70 Percent, Study SaysThat’s too rich for my blood we have duck eggs for that 🤣
Do you eat Balut —?
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Yes that is it lol
Sometimes but haven’t in awhile
Posted by Walk_on_by
TRT is the way.I'm going to ask about that. I doubt it's covered by my insurance.
click to expandI'm sold on it, I listened to a skiing podcast with a heliski guide who's also an MD as a guest. He subscribes his rich boomer customers with TRT because they're the only ones who can afford heliskiing, keeps them strong and coming back. It's a few years away for me anyway but sounds like a good option.
I'll ask about it when I talk about my lab results next week. I just had somebody do an MRI on my chest and I have zero arterial blockage because I started taking statin drugs since the age of 32.
Sometimes people need maintenance drugs so that problems never start to begin with.
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It's only really useful if your levels start to drop. Unless you want to take massive amounts to gain muscle, which does start to have side effects.
Posted by RollergirlOrc
Expensive car or when you hit 50 and above, young out-of-your league girl from another country 😉
50 sounds about right to start being in your Clooney years
Posted by RollergirlOrc
Expensive car or when you hit 50 and above, young out-of-your league girl from another country 😉50 sounds about right to start being in your Clooney years
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I thought Clooney was prematurely gray.
Posted by RollergirlOrc
Expensive car or when you hit 50 and above, young out-of-your league girl from another country 😉50 sounds about right to start being in your Clooney years
click to expandI thought Clooney was prematurely gray.
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So my Clooney years will be at 70?
Posted by RollergirlOrc
Expensive car or when you hit 50 and above, young out-of-your league girl from another country 😉50 sounds about right to start being in your Clooney years
click to expandI thought Clooney was prematurely gray.
click to expandSo my Clooney years will be at 70?
You're Asian, so you have a 20-year delay and then you're going to look like a wrinkled ball sack.
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Lol pat morita years by then
Posted by RollergirlOrc
Expensive car or when you hit 50 and above, young out-of-your league girl from another country 😉50 sounds about right to start being in your Clooney years
click to expandI thought Clooney was prematurely gray.
So my Clooney years will be at 70?
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Yes, you’ll skip the Clooney years (how unfortunate) entirely and get ushered right into the Nicholson years, just say no to the sleazy producer ponytail, expensive loafers, and cheap date nights with your “lady friends”.
Perhaps a bra would be good for your clooney years too! That avi could use one! 😛
Posted by ITSNOTENOUGH
Have u done an orgy ?
An orgy? Not yet lol I couldn’t even set up a threesome when I tried for my birthday this year 😅
Posted by ITSNOTENOUGH
I would have say buy a Rolex but u already have that
I like the fairly new Submariner 41 it is kind of bigger than previous versions but I don’t dive and my friends say they don’t dive too but like dive watches and I’m thinking that is weird what are you gonna use 300m water resistance for? But it is the most basic rolly there is
Posted by ITSNOTENOUGH
I registered 2013 it’s been 10 years I feel I should do an effort and met some dxper irl but I lowkey feel it would be like “hi I’m capz” “ok thx bai”
I wouldn’t do that if I were you
You don’t want them writing poems in your honor 🤣
Posted by ITSNOTENOUGH
I guess u already tried coke and mdma ?
I did but almost 2 decades ago. Coke not enough to really get it. I liked mdma. I don’t even drink nowadays. I don’t mind weed but I don’t do it often and I’ve only smoked once in like 10 years which was last december but I could do it more since I might prefer it to drinking now.
Posted by ITSNOTENOUGH
I registered 2013 it’s been 10 years I feel I should do an effort and met some dxper irl but I lowkey feel it would be like “hi I’m capz” “ok thx bai”I wouldn’t do that if I were you
You don’t want them writing poems in your honor 🤣
https://www.rorohare.com/2023/03/tears-of-joy.html?m=1
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jfc
please tell me it's a fake
you did that didn't you?
Posted by ITSNOTENOUGH
I registered 2013 it’s been 10 years I feel I should do an effort and met some dxper irl but I lowkey feel it would be like “hi I’m capz” “ok thx bai”I wouldn’t do that if I were you
You don’t want them writing poems in your honor 🤣
https://www.rorohare.com/2023/03/tears-of-joy.html?m=1
click to expandjfc
please tell me it's a fake
you did that didn't you?
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I’m an Aries Mercury do you think I can even write that long? 🤣
Invest in Crypto for your Nicholson years 😃
Posted by nanochip
Clooney years are male privilegeUs women are taught we expire at the stroke of midnight on our 30th bday
But the sex and the city gals are still going 🤣
I heard Samantha is coming back
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But not in the same shots as them right? 🤣
I actually haven’t watched the reboot and the movies.
Posted by ITSNOTENOUGH
have u ever sent a dix pix ?
Oh yeah but not in a horny way
Like hey baby here’s muh dick pic I wanna put in ya not like that
It was more like a monthly newsletter
Definitely a millennial trend
Era of dick pics before it was shamed
Posted by Stony
I'm waiting for my De Niro years.
He liked his women like he liked his coffee
Have to say I like how brown or caramel Indian coloring can be even their eyes and hair
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So no frosted tips
What else