@Gemitati
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What animal don’t you want to find in your pants?
You 😬😬
Posted by Whorpio
You 😬😬
When is he back? You seem hornier than I am!!! God bring Gemini back to US ASAP! 🙏🏻
Posted by Whorpio
You 😬😬you mean "American Toothless Lot Lizard"?
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Nobody cares about your wife! Not even you!
I'd like a beaver
Posted by MyStarsShine
I'd like a beaver
Don’t you have one?
A giant 70s pube fro the day after I just trimmed..
"AHHH! how'd you get there... fuckin waste of time"
Posted by Ravishing
I think I'd be fine with any animal (since only small animals can fit in my pants and most are harmless)...Except some sort of reptile or a snake. Like I would seriously ball my eyes out, cry and probably get a heart attack and die.
I absolutely loathe snakes and other reptiles (turtles are fine though, but nothing else).
Ugh, they are so creepy, ugly and horrid looking. And oh my God, now it's like a trend to have a bearded dragon and all this stuff. If I was ever near one of those creepy creatures I would die. It's like a serious phobia.
Do you feel the same about dicks?
Posted by Ravishing
I think I'd be fine with any animal (since only small animals can fit in my pants and most are harmless)...Except some sort of reptile or a snake. Like I would seriously ball my eyes out, cry and probably get a heart attack and die.
I absolutely loathe snakes and other reptiles (turtles are fine though, but nothing else).
Ugh, they are so creepy, ugly and horrid looking. And oh my God, now it's like a trend to have a bearded dragon and all this stuff. If I was ever near one of those creepy creatures I would die. It's like a serious phobia.
Do you feel the same about dicks?
No. I love dicks. I would take 4 dicks in my mouth at once if my mouth was big enough. xoxoxo
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Find a good plastic sergeon and then face dilemma where to find 4 dicks!
It might be fun! 👍
Posted by Ravishing
I think I'd be fine with any animal (since only small animals can fit in my pants and most are harmless)...Except some sort of reptile or a snake. Like I would seriously ball my eyes out, cry and probably get a heart attack and die.
I absolutely loathe snakes and other reptiles (turtles are fine though, but nothing else).
Ugh, they are so creepy, ugly and horrid looking. And oh my God, now it's like a trend to have a bearded dragon and all this stuff. If I was ever near one of those creepy creatures I would die. It's like a serious phobia.
Do you feel the same about dicks?
No. I love dicks. I would take 4 dicks in my mouth at once if my mouth was big enough. xoxoxo
Find a good plastic sergeon and then face dilemma where to find 4 dicks!
It might be fun! 👍
Good idea. But I'd have to pull out before the vanilla explosion. I don't like swallowing or feeling that in my mouth. Gross! lol
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They will have to pull out! Try to manage THAT task! Lmao
Posted by AverageJoe99
Mongoose or Honey BadgerThey eat big snakes
So your snake is not in danger?
Posted by Ravishing
I think I'd be fine with any animal (since only small animals can fit in my pants and most are harmless)...Except some sort of reptile or a snake. Like I would seriously ball my eyes out, cry and probably get a heart attack and die.
I absolutely loathe snakes and other reptiles (turtles are fine though, but nothing else).
Ugh, they are so creepy, ugly and horrid looking. And oh my God, now it's like a trend to have a bearded dragon and all this stuff. If I was ever near one of those creepy creatures I would die. It's like a serious phobia.
Do you feel the same about dicks?
No. I love dicks. I would take 4 dicks in my mouth at once if my mouth was big enough. xoxoxo
Find a good plastic sergeon and then face dilemma where to find 4 dicks!
It might be fun! 👍
Good idea. But I'd have to pull out before the vanilla explosion. I don't like swallowing or feeling that in my mouth. Gross! lol
They will have to pull out! Try to manage THAT task! Lmao
As soon as I taste pre-cum, I'm pulling that cock out and jerking it off against my lip and jaw.
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With 4! In - how do you know wich to pull?
Posted by AverageJoe99
Mongoose or Honey BadgerThey eat big snakes
So your snake is not in danger?
Something with you is throwed off. You ain’t right upstairs.
You don’t even speak English. Bangin you must feel like having sex with a retard
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Be happy that you aren’t in danger of THAT happenning to you...lmao
Posted by AverageJoe99
Mongoose or Honey BadgerThey eat big snakes
So your snake is not in danger?
Something with you is throwed off. You ain’t right upstairs.
You don’t even speak English. Bangin you must feel like having sex with a retard
Be happy that you aren’t in danger of THAT happenning to you...lmao
Seriously. U a got a few screws loose.
Was you kicked in the head when you was little?
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No! I fell downstairs from a second floor...willingly!
Btw if you have extra screws - send them to me. I’ll pay postage. Only if I’m US. Other countries have different shapes and sizes and I need my favorite. I mean marching. Got it?
Crabs
Posted by MyStarsShine
I'd like a beaverDon’t you have one?
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No......I have a vagina
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Still watching Family Feud with a patient.
Answers are
Squarrel
Gerbil
Snake
Kitten
Mouse
My question. Are there animal you WANT to find in your pants? Lmao