What's the Secret of Witty People?

I want to be as witty as my sister. How do these people do their thang? @_@

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Watching random, obscure movies will help you.

YES I DO, GEMINICANDLE! 🙂

Extensive travel anf experience also help. Academics can be of some benefit as well.

Posted by geminicandle
Well for starters, you have to be open-minded and daring and you have to mingle with people🙂
Be secure in yourself. I already think you are adorable. But if you feel you have to polish it up a bit, then that's fine.

Also, are there any subjects you are good at, which you could discuss with people?
Always read. Read current events, anything really, because that's how ideas and opinions form.

Listen to radio, watch your favorite actors and comedians and be able to laugh at life, yourself and with yourself!😉

Thanks! Been doing all these lately... Watching Science and History channels... I must admit, I've been too focused on Academics since 2008. It's about time I broaden my horizon. 🙂 Current events... I'm trying to watch CNN but it's hard to understand fast English talkers lol. But I will keep on watching, I think I'm improving anyway. 🙂

My sister watches a lot of comedy shows and she could understand all the gibberish talk! I wonder how she does that. LOL. @_@

Btw, thanks for telling me I'm adorable. You're sweeet. 🙂

Posted by geminicandle
Fire bunny ...there used to be this guy Stanley who went to college with me.
He would win every debate, every scholarship, every competition. Ofcourse, his good looks helped too.

But one day I asked : "Stan, what's your secret? ". And he told me openly:" Oh, gemcandle I just BS-bullshit my way through everything! ".
And he is right! He wasnt smarter or better, he just said or did whatever! Most of the time it worked🙂

He went on to Law School and I lost touch with him, but I bet he'll make one hell of an attorney !!

🙂 LOL that's inspiring. 🙂 I guess he enjoyed his way all throughout! That's his secret! 🙂

SL, I picked up on some funny personalities in college.

Posted by geminicandle
FB,
What is your sister's sign?

Do you guys have siblings rivalry going on? Lol

She's a Virgo. She's the kind of person who could crack everybody up while keeping them grounded. Dry earth humor, that is. :lol:

We don't have sibling rivalry. We both know each other's strengths and weaknesses and we are proud of what each other has. I love my sister. Without her, life would've been sooo boring. Heheh...

Posted by cunninglinguist
HANG OUT WITH TATE

GOOD IDEA

I thought this read::

What's the secret of white people?

Posted by starlover
better than *shitty* people i guess? 😄

Hey shitty white people!!!! lol

Posted by firebunny
I want to be as witty as my sister. How do these people do their thang? @_@

kill self then hope to god you reincarnate as a gemini

😄

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Posted by firebunny
I want to be as witty as my sister. How do these people do their thang? @_@

kill self then hope to god you reincarnate as a gemini

😄

that's your witty answer? lmfao! no thanks!

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i have wonderful news for you.

your life is no longer a meaningless pile of shit, because you have inspired something out of my great mind. be fulfilled in knowing that uve created something so great.

tis' a poem.

dear o little worm
go die.

now go back to your life of meaningless ejaculation on your keyboard

ah ha ha

if i feel bad for laughing at you and still find a way to not give a fuck i think that qualifies me as a shitty person. o well

when i die fuck it i wana go to hell

excuse me while i go get the cocaine. you're fucking rude btw. i still havent gotten even the slightest thank u for bringing existence to your life.

forget the cocaine im just gonna sleep. sleeptight slave.

UNLIKE LIKE MOST BRITS
I HAVE VERY GOOD ORAL HYGENE
I HAVE ALL MY TEETH EXCEPT THE WISDOM AND ONE KNOCKED OUT BY A BEER BOTTLE
THE TOOTH BRUSH WAS INVENTED IN THE MIDDLEEAST ANYWHERE ELSE
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TEETH BRUSH
I HAVE NEVER CONSIDERED MYSELF WITTY
I THINK OF MYSELF WITH OUT HUMOR AND AN SOCIAL OUTCAST
WHO WOMEN USE FOR SHALL WE SAY SEXUAL EXSPLOTATION

witty people have known alot of ups and downs --to laugh about it

Posted by james tate
UNLIKE LIKE MOST BRITS
I HAVE VERY GOOD ORAL HYGENE
I HAVE ALL MY TEETH EXCEPT THE WISDOM AND ONE KNOCKED OUT BY A BEER BOTTLE
THE TOOTH BRUSH WAS INVENTED IN THE MIDDLEEAST ANYWHERE ELSE
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A TEETH BRUSH
I HAVE NEVER CONSIDERED MYSELF WITTY
I THINK OF MYSELF WITH OUT HUMOR AND AN SOCIAL OUTCAST
WHO WOMEN USE FOR SHALL WE SAY SEXUAL EXSPLOTATION

How tragic, I can hear the truth in that --especially the sexual exploitation.