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and a story like that you can't expect us to not have an opinion or at the very least some witty jokes lined up.
^lol?
oh god now i don't wanna know..
oh...
oh wow but why would you do that—
Iv'e heard about that btw
i missed it, but it's legendary, .. so iv'e heard. And i aint even bullshitin'.
Obviously they're kididng around
you got pretty defensive when i said your face looks like a plastic barbie doll?
... I can see why actually now lol soz
LOL. you'd chat up a plastic cup if it had two legs and a ding dong
Posted by AA
you got pretty defensive when i said your face looks like a plastic barbie doll?... I can see why actually now lol soz
Well, it's kind of a weird comment to take considering I've had no plastic surgery, don't airbrush my pics, and am just a normal girl whose picture was taken. I'm not Joan Rivers.
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LOL!!
tushay
anyone else get the feeling that PiscesPrincess wouldn't hesitate to get off with another chick?
yeah it's the eyes..
Pretty Purr your eyes are so stunning 🙂 wow
*eye roll*
Posted by brianafay
*eye roll*Who are you rolling your eyes at?
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ginormacock and others I guess 🙂
lol
Posted by DazedScorp
otherworldly huh? I likey. Like fucking an alien?
yeah like getting probed in the ass....I see it
Posted by DazedScorp
otherworldly huh? I likey. Like fucking an alien?yeah like getting probed in the ass....I see it
Oh snap, you didn't answer my Q. Am I one of the annoying ones? It's okay if I am.
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of course not 🙂
(not being sarcastic!)
Posted by Nemesis
i cannot discuss this anymore.otherworldly = never been a more intense experience level. physically, emotionally. period.
nothing to do with fucking aliens lmao!
But you're not opposed to fucking an alien correct?
you guys crack me up! nighty nite. 😄
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Pisces turning the tables on the Scorp
this is gonna be good
I hate those little whores at the ER !!! ughhhhhh
*looks at dazed in disgust*
You could be going into a goddamn coma and they're like all monotone and bitchy like HAVE A SEAT
...having seizures...
...foaming at the mouth...
...bleeding all over the place...
"here fill these 50 fucking forms out"
WHO GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU CANT BREATHE
Posted by TasteOfChaos
Briana is here!!Oh how I miss theeeeee
Hey babehhh
🙂
how's your new job??
I havent started yet... 2 more weeks of this shit.
How you doing?
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UGH isn't that just grueling?! When you know you're sooo close but you gotta stick it out.
It goes by fast though I promise 🙂
I'm good! I moved into my new place. I go to orientation and my first day of classes tomorrow morning.
My apt is soooo baddd I love it.
Still haven't met my roommate though :/ wondering if I will have one at all this summer?
Yeah true! I know someone personally who went to the ER for gas.
>.
GREAT I'm gonna have nightmares now.
UGH isn't that just grueling?! When you know you're sooo close but you gotta stick it out.
It goes by fast though I promise 🙂I'm good! I moved into my new place. I go to orientation and my first day of classes tomorrow morning.
My apt is soooo baddd I love it.
Still haven't met my roommate though :/ wondering if I will have one at all this summer?Yeah its going fast so far! 🙂
How exciting! Does it suck being away from home though?
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Idk yet really.
My mom and dad came up with me and stayed for a few days to help me get settled and move all my shit up 3 flights of stairs. I'm in the penthouse 😛
I'm not gonna lie, I cried when they left today. I'm such a little baby.
Posted by brianafay
GREAT I'm gonna have nightmares now.Nightmares? You should being dreaming and flicking your bean.
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ugh.
I know her name actually so I did FB her and I'm pretty sure it's her - the last name is an unusual spelling and she's the only one that came up for my school. The girl I'm subleasing from is on her friends list too.
Weird thing is the chick I'm subleasing from told me she was asian....and....she's not. Lol ?? I don't get it.
Posted by brianafay
GREAT I'm gonna have nightmares now.I would too...
Man, what if she's a VIRGO!
That would be my worst nightmare!
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Hahahahaha omg.
I sent my bff a link of her FB (assuming it's the same girl, who knows) and she was like WHORE omg she's a Virgo look at her face
Lol *shakes head*
Sagis say the darnedest things
If I post the pic will you guys tell me what you think her sign is?
fuck that's ballsy...what if someone knows her? Is that wrong—
Idk yet really.
My mom and dad came up with me and stayed for a few days to help me get settled and move all my shit up 3 flights of stairs. I'm in the penthouse 😛
I'm not gonna lie, I cried when they left today. I'm such a little baby.Awww 😢
Im sure you will get used to it.
The only live in schools we have here are boarding schools!
I couldnt imagine LIVING with my peers!Ive always been intrigued about going to school in America, is it like what we see in the movies?
😛
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The frat parties are pretty wild. I went to one at a different university last year for a Halloween party. There was like 300 people and a DJ and tons of shitfaced chicks half naked and shit.
My university is considered the "party school" too. Sooo I'm sure I'll be fine 😛
Everyone get a good look cause I'm gonna hide it
THAT'S WHAT I SAID
I said Leo....
my friend was like no no way...she's a Virgo
*high five*
I can totally deal with a Leo or Aries.
But Virgos and me really :/ mehhh it's rough for both of us
Awwww you little squishy lovebuggg
OH get a room you two!!! lol
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
OH get a room you two!!! lolYou're not gonna join? You can bring your strap on.
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I dont need a strap on. Didnt you hear? Im apparently a drag queen! WOO HOO!!!! 🙂
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
I dont need a strap on. Didnt you hear? Im apparently a drag queen! WOO HOO!!!! 🙂
I'm good with that. Ready to switch hit?
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Why am I not surprised? Okay... but this is gonna hurt. Im not gonna go easy on you!
Now I know you are excited.
Posted by THEKingofLibra
LLLTBL, would you like a protein shake?
Shaken, not stirred please.
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Why am I not surprised? Okay... but this is gonna hurt. Im not gonna go easy on you!
Now I know you are excited.
Mmmm, I'll bring the lube
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No lube for you... you've been a bad boy!
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by THEKingofLibra
LLLTBL, would you like a protein shake?Shaken, not stirred please.
H'okay. Open your mouth and close your eyes. I'm gonna do some pelvic thrusts and then you'll get your protein shake.
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Try not to miss. I dont like it in my hair. Im a Leo remember? Dont mess up my hair. 😄
OMG.... Im starving and Im watching cupcake wars.... wtf is wrong with me?
Wow I didn't think this topic would get so many reply's
bring forth a yearning in another >> softly push with fingertip
My guilty pleasure? Sometimes I just love choking a bitch.
Posted by TeflonDon
My guilty pleasure? Sometimes I just love choking a bitch.
LMAO!!! Me too!!! A few on here actually. 😉
Posted by P-Angel
bring forth a yearning in another >> softly push with fingertip
Looks like it stopped .. for now. Anticipating it to happen again, because that seems to be the pattern.
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
Posted by TeflonDon
My guilty pleasure? Sometimes I just love choking a bitch.LMAO!!! Me too!!! A few on here actually. 😉
Roid rage? 😄
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Of course... how do you think I grew my penis?
EEWWW!!!!!!!!
Posted by LeoLadyLovesToBeLoved
EEWWW!!!!!!!!Wait.. yay to my sperm, nay to whale sperm? Make up your mind!
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lol.... well.... either way it makes no difference, cause you're not 20 years older. 😉
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Hey QS If your willing to open yourself up like that tell us your little story and we listen, you got to be ready take some shots back