Women are Dumb as Fuck (Page 7)

Hahahahahahahaha I'm dying. The housekeepers fucking brought the sheets to me to show me

LOL!! Ladies and gentlemen we have made a positive identification. It's shit. Quick Igor, to the lab!

LOL People and logic do not often meet.

*snicker* "Phantom shitter". And you shall know them, by the scat trail....never a sound...just a smell.

I know, right? Someone is tweakin'. ROFLOL

You know it does look like dog poo. The way it's smeared. (Lol)

I think maybe they stepped in it and maybe got under the covers with their shoes on at some point?
I don't know who does that...but... *shrugs*

Agreed.

It smells like dog poop. I didn't want to go there. But yes.

The lady first called me and said there was blood on her sheets, she got in very late, didn't notice till now...but was grossed out and wanted housekeeping to come change them right away.

Then housekeeping called me and said, it's not blood it's "doo-doo."
Lol she then brought them down to show me. I was like uhhhh ahahahahahaha ok.

Methinks someone stepped in some dog flop. Gahhh, you're right Bling. It permeates everything.

This bitch just came down, walked up to the front desk, and says "so what are you going to do about 207?"
The phone was ringing so I said, "oh just give me one second."
She starts walking away, and yells back "are you the manager"

I just give her a look.

Now she's sitting over in the lobby laughing up a storm.
:/

I'm not giving her shit. (lol)

ROFLMAO Tell her it's a 2 for 1 special. This week only. The next smear will be when extra towels are brought up. Should make the cow feel thpeshul. Like you truly care.

I'm thinking this woman was pissed as a damned fart, smeared dog caca on her sheets and in the "I can't see, my lashes are stuck to my eyebrow" morning haze mistook it for blood. Smell hit her, ahhhhha, and no engages crafty plot to dodge the damned bill! Sic' her Bri.

There is that...

LOL!!! Whip off your sunglasses and lower your voice a lot.

She's still sitting over there laughing. Hysterically.
She still hasn't walked back over to finish talking to me.

She's a pretentious bitch too. OH GOODY.

You should hear her laugh.

She better be careful. Next she'll expect dry cleaning for her clothes. The housekeeper will alight like a fae and crap in them.

Sounds simultaneously like a babbling brook and nails on a chalkboard?

Posted by venusianbull
Sounds simultaneously like a babbling brook and nails on a chalkboard?

Lol yeah kind of

*cringe*

I'm not giving her $ back.

I hope my manager calls me back soon so I can let her know

LOL Bloomed in my head it did. 🙂

Lol no.
It's just the sheets were clean when she checked in. She's been the only one in the room.

How is this our problem?

& she's a pretentious bitch and pissed me off. So I'm not doing anything for her. She can call and talk to a manager on Monday. Idgaf.

She just walked past me and was like fake laughing and goes "so what did we achieve, anything?"
Kept walking....and said "I'll be back."

I just shrugged

What a twat.

There's something wrong with her. Every time she walks up here she just walks away 2 seconds later. :/

Oh terrific. Another winner it seems. :/

*humming theme from Pink Panther* 🙂

Posted by pigeonpie

Posted by venusianbull
*humming theme from Pink Panther* 🙂

Brown Panther.

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LMAO Aye, that is NOT pink.

damn.

My manager made me give her a 100%

😢

Hehehe I have a husky and a pit, but a Bernard wins. *bowing*

She said she will just cause more problems if she doesn't get what she wants and we can't call her a liar or prove it was from her.

Bitch.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh! One point for bitchery, common sense zero.

I hope that rodent she calls a dog bites her right in the silicone chi chis.

*high fives elle*

wow, i can't believe i read five pages about shit.

*sighs*

i would so like to get those minutes back 😢

wah. I had to see it and smell it.

exactly!

you smelled poo...on purpose.

*icks*

and i refuse to participate in the extension of this poo talk...

OUT

I didn't smell it on purpose...it smelled. I was breathing. :/

Well?

People need to get real with their lives.
Like you've never smelled dog shit before... doubt you were trying to either.

What an annoying insinuation! Fuck.

(I'm in a bad mood)

No wonder. No sleep and Regina Rectum and her Magic Sheets all in one day so far.

ROFLMAO I do like the way you think man.

Posted by pigeonpie
Can't you post the shitty sheets to her ?
Address/card info on the computer, even charge her to fed-ex them to her
(You're leaving soon, so it's not like it matters😛)

Lol!! Best idea ever really

Lol 😄

With regularity. Prune anyone?

Posted by Mr Nice
Shit happens, becareful you might put your foot in it.

That's sooooo funny you say that.

When she was leaving, and I reluctantly gave her her 0 balance receipt, she was like
"I understand these things happen"

:X
shit happens eh?

With hilarious commentary to round it off, like a lovely Cabernet Sauvignon. Smooooth.

Awwww, what a GIVER she is. How magnanimous of her. A true humanitarian.

Posted by pigeonpie
Ooohhhh, what a clever bitch !

Lol scandalousssss

with her Coach purse and Jimmy Choos...and false importance...

I hate her.

Posted by ellessque

Posted by brianafay

Posted by pigeonpie
Ooohhhh, what a clever bitch !

Lol scandalousssss

with her Coach purse and Jimmy Choos...and false importance...

I hate her.

I'm sure they were knock-offs. nobody wears Jimmy Choos AND carrys Coach. at the same time. Poser.

Well, at least you gave me a good idea on how to get a free hotel room for next new years eve! 😉

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Lol I don't know if they were Jimmy Choos really, they just looked like it.
You're probably right though.

Coach was probably from the nail salon. That whore.