Women are Dumb as Fuck (Page 8)

Posted by Mr Nice
VB why you hold your hand over your nose? is it because can smell them sheets?

LOL!!! NO, I was caught laughing by my son. I do have a match for the sheets though. 😉

Or dip it in some sort of epoxy? The eternal gift.

Seriously? They can DNA test your dump?

LOL Yes. From ( ...insert chain name here... ) to you with love. The Turd.

Geeeeeesh, well if you can DNA test a bit of flop then I'll be crossing that off the 'ideas for giving' list. 😛

Great, another reason for a hippy kid to be paranoid. Spanks mates!

ROFLMAO Bringing it back from past to present. BIG style . 🙂

I see THAT on a bit of jewelry I'll have to decline. Although...not that you mention it...it isn't an easily depleted resource.

Posted by Prince_Pisces
This is gross

exactly...and notice he didn't LOL so he was so totally serious

I'm going camping! So excited. I'm gonna eat a shitload of turkey franks and Smores 😄

& throw shit at alligators. of course.

& get really drunk off cheap champagne.

Posted by Prince_Pisces
Camping? like out in the woods? LOL

In Target actually

Posted by brianafay

Posted by Prince_Pisces
Camping? like out in the woods? LOL

In Target actually

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Might take the shitty sheets along too.

LMAO

They've tried calling me in already. Guess what they got? Oh yeh. An 'oops my phones battery may be dead'. Was on schedule for 8 a.m. call in, did that like a good girl. Not on schedule for anything else. They can kiss my round, lily white bottom.

Happy New Year everyone!!!! 😄 😄

(probs won't be here to tell you.)

♥

Posted by pigeonpie

Posted by venusianbull
They've tried calling me in already. Guess what they got? Oh yeh. An 'oops my phones battery may be dead'. Was on schedule for 8 a.m. call in, did that like a good girl. Not on schedule for anything else. They can kiss my round, lily white bottom.

Modern technology is excellent at times don't ya think ?🙂

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I do indeed sir. *deep curtsy* 🙂

Happy New Year Bri! —

LOL!!!

Thanks for the heads up. Or looking down for it as the case may be. Happy New Year Mr. Nice. 🙂

Posted by ellessque

Posted by AA
no she's baaaaad, she's a bad Scorpio

If I admit to being bad will you spank me?

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you see there that's the problem, even if i do proceed to punish you you'll just enjoy it, oh well, i guess it'll give me some pleasure seeing you in pain...

Someone needs to take their Zoloft.

Only read the first half of this thread, but it's great... Funny stuff Cal. 🙂

yes we are wiz kid. hey what number am i thinking