Women are Dumb as Fuck (Page 6)

This topic was created in the Miscellaneous forum by caligula on Monday, December 27, 2010 and has 373 replies.

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Posted by pigeonpie
Target sounds awesome tbh.
Closest we have over here is Primark aka Primani. πŸ™‚
And it'd be so coooll if Wynterbourne is/was dxp.πŸ™‚

I β™₯ Target too.

I don't care. The $ 1 in the front makes my whole day.

Plus they carry a lot of Hello Kitty shit and they have their own brand of chocolate and it's delicious.

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Posted by ellessque
there is NO way it could be a scorp. especially one with an aries moon. They'd be deleting people left and right and then begging them to come back. πŸ˜›

...we'd also have a lot time when the site is there. then it's not. the site is there. then it's not.

it's not the moon that makes you unstable.

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Posted by ellessque
😒 I wanted to see a pic of tv. i always miss out on pics.

Yes, tubby, it is what makes me unstable. just like you. embrace it. it's beautifulisious. we are like the astro twins.

whatever, i sprang forth from zeus' head.

he pooped you out.

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Posted by caligula
Sometimes I really want to slap a bitch. Like I'd love to pull back and in one, swift, HARD blow, fuck something up other than what's in her middle. I listen to the laments of friends, read articles and posts, listen to music about the same old repetitive shit and ultimately what it boils down to is that women are dumb as fuck.

I used to be dumb as fuck too but now I'm in dumbfuck recovery. I know what it's like to spend years with the same sorry ass fucker and love him "in spite of," "because of" and out of a belief that you are "destined to."

If only, if only one of my good friends would domestically abused my ass just once, maybe that would've snapped me out of it. I'm not talking full-on abuse...just a hard "love tap." After all, that's what he does right? Or maybe just yelled at to the point that I "understand." I mean, that's what he does right?

It just seems as if we're collectively putting up with more and more bullshit. The level of passivity, acceptance, self-degredation seems far more pungent now than it ever was in my youth. Why are we justifying bad behavior? Do we all have daddy issues. Maybe that's why so many of us enjoy being physically, emotionally and verbally spanked?

It took a while but I'm starting to realize via Catfish that love is easy. It's the purest, simplest emotion and yet we complicate it with so much shit. It's nice to never, ever wonder. To walk with confidence and to rest assured that no matter that you're in it together.

New Years is supposed to mark a rebirth so for those of you who are stuck, who are left waiting, wondering, hurt, bruised and battered, may I ask you a question?

Since you're content with his using and abusing you, can I have a go at whooping your ass?

PlEeeeaaAse...

GOOD POST!!! i related to it

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Look no offese but im done listening to it. Girls b*h and moan from the highest mountain tops they want a nice guy who treats them well... blah blah blah. What action do you then take? You go after, and give it up to, the "exciting" jacka $ $ s. The "bad boy." Everytime. You get what you pay for. If your so tired of it find a more well rounded guy. Remember that next time you completely blow off a "nice" guy because you think your too good for him and go home with the idiot who acts like a dumba $ $ . Here is a tip. Some guys are in the middle. We arent pushovers, but we dont run around acting like obnoxious dunces either. The difference comes from knowing who you are and accepting the responsibilities of life. The loudest, showy, most agressive, and generally most obnoxious one in the room, while he may be exciting to you, is generally not the ones your going to want long term. Hint:These are also the guys who know better than to chase after the easiest sluts in the room πŸ˜‰

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tubby is queen of dxp have u notice that all of her threads excel well lmao.


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Posted by TasteOfChaos
Its not really THAT funny... I know you guys wanna fuck Tubby good.... I do too..

BUT.... eh! Its kinda not all that awesome...

She was still bagging the advice, doesnt matter who it was.... briana, or that psycho scorponics... or whatevs

Eh... try again dudes, and yeah Im in on it... cuz Tubs is ANNOYING when she is "right" so Ill fuck her nest right up too aye...

You can't play for both teams libra! Although i do agree tho on everyone jumping on her dick the first chance someone gets.

And lovely piegeonpie quoting it mate for everyone to see, i saw it nice and clear after you compiled your montage of quotes

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Posted by ellessque
wynter is an administrator. which means if she gets tired of your ass she has the code to block you from everyone so it appears you are talking to yourself.

I know who Mr. Dxp is. but I shall say nothing because he deleted my ass right before I was able to tell tubby who he was.

fuck off she's nothing. .. OH NO sorry she's a freak

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Posted by ellessque
LOL. Don't make him cry. It's alright TV. You've just lost all priviledges and will never be told anything ever again in this lifetime. Just hope you come back in your next life as a scorp, we know everything.

you abuse your scorpio powers way too much

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Posted by Television
OK i know.

my curiosity has been fed.

sort of let down to be honest.

😒

thought it was gonna be Hairitic....

Great... just reveal I said something... you son of a bitch

telling a gemini is like telling wikileaks.

ouch.

Lol! Really though

hehe, The can be good for the goss, I've found in rl. An old housemate of mine was the go-to guy if you ever wanted the inside scoop.
Just feed him booze et voila !πŸ™‚

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You Libras are good for that too!
My Leeb knows everyone's business. I try to get shit out of him, and he's like "don't worry about it" (stupid italian accent.) I'm like OH COME ON I'm so nosy. Lol

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Posted by pigeonpie

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Posted by Television
OK i know.

my curiosity has been fed.

sort of let down to be honest.

😒

thought it was gonna be Hairitic....

Great... just reveal I said something... you son of a bitch

telling a gemini is like telling wikileaks.

ouch.

Lol! Really though

hehe, The can be good for the goss, I've found in rl. An old housemate of mine was the go-to guy if you ever wanted the inside scoop.
Just feed him booze et voila !πŸ™‚

You Libras are good for that too!
My Leeb knows everyone's business. I try to get shit out of him, and he's like "don't worry about it" (stupid italian accent.) I'm like OH COME ON I'm so nosy. Lol

Haha, might have a point there πŸ˜‰, but I'd like to think that the 'don't worry' parts shows the info is kept safely under wraps.
That and its prob true, nothing to worry about usually. πŸ™‚

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Yeah, and he doesn't drink. All hope is lost. *pouting*
Fucker, holding out on me like that. Maybe I should try a sneak attack, catch him sleeping and ask him.

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They do nothing for me. Can you believe that shit?
I tried Red Bull, Monster, the Starbucks one (disgusting,) even a Rockstar. Nope. Nothing.

The only time I feel almost any effect is if I mix like Red Bull/Monster with vodka. That's pretty much the only time.

Any other time, they just make me feel like I'm gonna shit myself if I drink too much :X Lol *shrugs*

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& the housekeeper said it was fresh, like maybe they stepped in dog poo and set their shoes on the bed....
....or you know, shit themselves!! Lol.

They are going to ask for their money back. This is soooo funny.

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Amazing what people do to try and avoid the bill. Like they're affronted and surprised, nay, outraged that there is feces on their sheets. YEP, must've been the housekeeper. She lives for it. Madly races around wiping her arse on the linens. It's how she retains employment.

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Posted by venusianbull
Amazing what people do to try and avoid the bill. Like they're affronted and surprised, nay, outraged that there is feces on their sheets. YEP, must've been the housekeeper. She lives for it. Madly races around wiping her arse on the linens. It's how she retains employment.

LOL I know. People. Logic?