Women keep touching cucumbers at the grocery

..

While staring at my crotch.

Whatever could that mean—??

Posted by Hare
The ones fondling eggplants are DTF...

If they started touching the Hubbard squash, I would be really concerned for two reasons...

Bananas

That's why I'm not allowed to shop for groceries. 😉

Posted by irreconcilabledifferences
i saw a guy once with a zuchini and some ky jelly in a tube

Did he go on and on about Cancer women and how he wanted to meet guys in the parking lot when he didn't like the way they were looking at him?

Posted by Hare
What if they are sniffing the oysters?

Watch out for the strap-on hidden under the trench coat or stashed in the purse.

Ah. Cucumbers and Brussels sprouts.