DXPnet Beach

Last night was the season 18 premiere of DXPnet Beach

Here is the opening inspired by @tiziani

Sorry if you didnt make the Contract Role credits and are just on a recurring basis, but you could always step your entertainment value up for season 19

Lets have a dramatic 2016-17 season!

Thank you

Lol are some of those scenes from days of our lives

Looks like bachelor in paradise type of show! More girls than guys all looking for love. Who will be the last couples standing??

lmao @ Sailor Pluto as "Damnata"

Stop seeing me as a Scorpio. Thank you.

I don't get it

Thank God you didn't pick me.

Too good for half of these members lol

Though I am pretty disappointed. I always loved dxp games..

Really though I'm kind of glad you don't accept me as a member. That's the reason I stay, and the reason I can go against the grain and be myself. And by that I mean fuck you all and your stupid games.

Posted by tiziani
lmao brilliant. How long did it take you?

Still the best sax music ever heard on daytime tv.

A couple of hours. The hardest part was finding decent backgrounds

Posted by Soul
Though I am pretty disappointed. I always loved dxp games..

Really though I'm kind of glad you don't accept me as a member. That's the reason I stay, and the reason I can go against the grain and be myself. And by that I mean fuck you all and your stupid games.

I started adding too many people and it became a who can I find fastest on the misc board to get an avi. I forgot a lot of people and some people change their usernames so I lose track of who is who

But youre definitely one of the main supporting characters for dramatics. Keep it up!

Posted by GetMisted
Pushing a bish over in a wheelchair is so DXP.

P Angel does that all day every day

DEAD @ 0:33-0:37

HAHAHAHAHAHA GENIUS

....god, I've been here a while now. 😐

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Soul
Though I am pretty disappointed. I always loved dxp games..

Really though I'm kind of glad you don't accept me as a member. That's the reason I stay, and the reason I can go against the grain and be myself. And by that I mean fuck you all and your stupid games.

I started adding too many people and it became a who can I find fastest on the misc board to get an avi. I forgot a lot of people and some people change their usernames so I lose track of who is who

But youre definitely one of the main supporting characters for dramatics. Keep it up!

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I'm just kidding lol.

Life is too short for dumb shit.

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
Lmfao BRILLIANT

P. S. I noticed how you used everyone else's current profile photo but used my grinch photo for mine haha! Well played, sir!

lmao

Well that is because I feel awkward using people real pics unless its damnata because she is on romanian vacation magazines anyway and Fisk is in JC Penny magazines so

Posted by Damnata
DEAD @ 0:33-0:37

HAHAHAHAHAHA GENIUS

....god, I've been here a while now. 😐

The best storyline in the history of the show

Posted by PV&Jellay
Well I'm not on the show so I'm pretty sure this season is going to be wack. But I may watch for P-Angel.

Everyone is in it. Just recurring characters. Slap someone this year.

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by xXxAliciaXxX
Lmfao BRILLIANT

P. S. I noticed how you used everyone else's current profile photo but used my grinch photo for mine haha! Well played, sir!

lmao

Well that is because I feel awkward using people real pics unless its damnata because she is on romanian vacation magazines anyway and Fisk is in JC Penny magazines so

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Yes you should ask for permission to use a personal photo ?

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Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by PV&Jellay
Well I'm not on the show so I'm pretty sure this season is going to be wack. But I may watch for P-Angel.

Everyone is in it. Just recurring characters. Slap someone this year.

EXCUUUSE MEH? everyone? i saw not one nano second of me in there. SUING!!

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Youre at the end with soul shagging at the beach

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Posted by PV&Jellay
Well I'm not on the show so I'm pretty sure this season is going to be wack. But I may watch for P-Angel.

Everyone is in it. Just recurring characters. Slap someone this year.

EXCUUUSE MEH? everyone? i saw not one nano second of me in there. SUING!!

Youre at the end with soul shagging at the beach

"He came to DXP looking for a tiling job. But instead he found the love of his life"

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lmao

"But KittenLaRouge has other plans"

*Shows her with a gun watching them on the beach*

Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Last night was the season 18 premiere of DXPnet Beach

Here is the opening inspired by @tiziani

Sorry if you didnt make the Contract Role credits and are just on a recurring basis, but you could always step your entertainment value up for season 19

Lets have a dramatic 2016-17 season!

Thank you

That's fine! I didn't want to be in your soap opera anyways. I just got a lead part on a prime time FB drama?

Posted by Damnata
lmao @ Sailor Pluto as "Damnata"

Stop seeing me as a Scorpio. Thank you.

He loves to see you that way I guess...lmao

God.

Great thing to wake up to this morning, coffee ready in my hand.

*sips coffee*

Posted by DonumDei

Just passing through as a passive-aggressive reminder for Nights that, after being a loyal and willing member of this circus for the last five years, I've damn well earned at the very least an honorable mention, if not a life time achievement award.

Besides, every good drama plot needs a nun of questionable morals! -_-

Great job Nights...as always. Loved Kitten's avi 😆

Everyone not on contract is still on the show on a recurring basis thats how soaps work. So you are just not locked in a contract and can be on dee's fb drama 😛

Perhaps this season the nun can catfish someone?

Posted by MonkeyInTheMoon

Posted by Ram416
God.

Great thing to wake up to this morning, coffee ready in my hand.

*sips coffee*

Need something strong, hot and black?

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Pushing the woman over in the wheelchair... LMAO!!

Posted by TaurusinTexas
Pushing the woman over in the wheelchair... LMAO!!

I'm trying to figure out who is who in that clip...

Could be P or rocky doing the pushing...

Posted by PV&Jellay

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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
Last night was the season 18 premiere of DXPnet Beach

Here is the opening inspired by @tiziani

Sorry if you didnt make the Contract Role credits and are just on a recurring basis, but you could always step your entertainment value up for season 19

Lets have a dramatic 2016-17 season!

Thank you

That's fine! I didn't want to be in your soap opera anyways. I just got a lead part on a prime time FB drama?

Wanna read lines together?

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We're gonna be stars!

Rofl! Awesome!

Posted by PV&Jellay
Well I'm not on the show so I'm pretty sure this season is going to be wack. But I may watch for P-Angel.

hunny, you are there... you, me and deadpoop. REMEMBER? 😛

this is awesome ...I would watch this 😄

Posted by PV&Jellay

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Posted by PV&Jellay
Well I'm not on the show so I'm pretty sure this season is going to be wack. But I may watch for P-Angel.

hunny, you are there... you, me and deadpoop. REMEMBER? 😛

I'm pretty sure our show is on another network. Nevertheless, I'm still in on that slumber party, with or without deadpoop. I kind of feel like Explicit would be a better Jenga player.

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LOL maybe!

I better make sure I don't drink coffee when we play....

lol @ the love triangle

Posted by GetMisted
I think it's time we negotiate my raise.

Youre gonna have to spend another week trolling and exclusively stuck on the gemini board in order for that to begin

The next episode just wrote itself. There is a woman faking a pregnancy and an escort disappointed in the quality of the sex.

You can't get any better than that.

Posted by Deedee86
The next episode just wrote itself. There is a woman faking a pregnancy and an escort disappointed in the quality of the sex.

You can't get any better than that.

lmao a faked pregnancy is the epitome of soapy

I love this show!

Its off to a great start this season after a few down years

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Deedee86
The next episode just wrote itself. There is a woman faking a pregnancy and an escort disappointed in the quality of the sex.

You can't get any better than that.

lmao a faked pregnancy is the epitome of soapy

I love this show!

Its off to a great start this season after a few down years

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Since I'm not the star I would like a writing credit.

I see the pregnancy thing coming to a head. In about 6 months (4 episodes soap time) she will kidnap a baby and show up at the alleged father's doorstep. She will explain the lack of birth certificate and hospital records by claiming that she was stranded when her car ran out of gas and gave birth on a deserted country road.

By episode 6, baby daddy will get suspicious because the child (now 11 months old) appears to be Hispanic but both of the "parents" are blue eyed, fair skinned blondes. This leads him to secretly take the baby for a paternity test.

Posted by Deedee86

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Deedee86
The next episode just wrote itself. There is a woman faking a pregnancy and an escort disappointed in the quality of the sex.

You can't get any better than that.

lmao a faked pregnancy is the epitome of soapy

I love this show!

Its off to a great start this season after a few down years

Since I'm not the star I would like a writing credit.

I see the pregnancy thing coming to a head. In about 6 months (4 episodes soap time) she will kidnap a baby and show up at the alleged father's doorstep. She will explain the lack of birth certificate and hospital records by claiming that she was stranded when her car ran out of gas and gave birth on a deserted country road.

By episode 6, baby daddy will get suspicious because the child (now 11 months old) appears to be Hispanic but both of the "parents" are blue eyed, fair skinned blondes. This leads him to secretly take the baby for a paternity test.

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lmao

Posted by GetMisted

Posted by Deedee86

Posted by AfternoonDelights22

Posted by Deedee86
The next episode just wrote itself. There is a woman faking a pregnancy and an escort disappointed in the quality of the sex.

You can't get any better than that.

lmao a faked pregnancy is the epitome of soapy

I love this show!

Its off to a great start this season after a few down years

Since I'm not the star I would like a writing credit.

I see the pregnancy thing coming to a head. In about 6 months (4 episodes soap time) she will kidnap a baby and show up at the alleged father's doorstep. She will explain the lack of birth certificate and hospital records by claiming that she was stranded when her car ran out of gas and gave birth on a deserted country road.

By episode 6, baby daddy will get suspicious because the child (now 11 months old) appears to be Hispanic but both of the "parents" are blue eyed, fair skinned blondes. This leads him to secretly take the baby for a paternity test.

I won't no part of this episode

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Why not? I see a daytime Emmy in your future

Season 2 was in 2000 but in season 19 sure why not

Posted by Scruffles
lmaooo

I just finished reading that train wreck thread. To think, this all allegedly started with a dxp crush thread which pop up like every week..

I see more dxp love triangles in our future. dxp Beach is a hit!

lmao lets hope so

Posted by hydorah

Another goodie

I was worried I'd be on here since I post so frequently lol

Posted by cheekyfaerie
Damnit, Nights... that's prolly the best thing I'm gonna see all day and it's not even noon yet. Now what am I gonna do?

lolol i guess you better hope something better pops up before the end of the day

Posted by starwars
LMAOOO!! you asshole

🤗

@xXxAliciaXxX please give these boys their balls back that you took from them.

This constant whining is getting worse and worse

--->

jfc

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Posted by AfternoonDelights22
@xXxAliciaXxX please give these boys their balls back that you took from them.

This constant whining is getting worse and worse

--->

jfc

*sigh*......ok

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rofl

I hope this helps them gtfo and move on