Worst Date Ever?

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What's the worst date you've ever been on? To keep things simple just give us your sign, their sign, your age ranges at the time, how/where you guys met, and the basic premise/problem.

*My Sign: Leo

*Her Sign: Cancer

*Age Range: Early 20s, both of us

*How/Where We Met: I was at a bar with some friends that I used to frequent. The bar doubled as a lounge on weekends. I was standing at the bar waiting to get a drink. She tapped me on the shoulder and started flirting with me. We danced, exchanged numbers, and I asked her out later.

*Premise/Problem: So the date started off great, we had a lot in common and the same sense of humor. Toward the end of the date I took her to an Italian restaurant for dinner. At dinner she found out that I was one year younger than her and her mood abruptly changed. She stopped flirting and joking around and I knew the date was DONE. Her face went flat, so I got the check and drove her home.

I later learned from a female Cancer friend of mine that Cancer women tend not to like younger guys. Didn't know that at all.
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Posted by ands2013
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My worst was also the best

Think Will Smith in hitch

Except I was Eva Mendez
So he called you out for having a mass murdering ancestor...or he was a guy who teaches men how to pick up women?
She got allergies from hot sauce and her lips swelled up
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Oooooh, I understand now. Did you have to run and get Benadryl and make the best of the night...oooor was it not like the movie at all and just all downhill from there?
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I was just telling someone this story yesterday.

I went on a date with this weirdo about 1 and a half years ago. We went to a drive in double feature, and I brought along one of my close friends. This dude chain smoked and smelled like a chimney. Got wasted half way through the first movie on wine he brought. Proceeded to try and kiss me, and then at one point tried to grab my crouch.

At the end of the night, he was asking me for a second date. I dodged that, and then he made a "joke" about me having something on my cheek and proceeded to open palm slap me. He thought it was the funniest joke in the world. He proceeded to blow up my phone, and facebook. Called me from another number after I blocked him on both, telling me he wanted another date and that he was ready to be a dad to my son and how perfect we were for one another.

Creepy isn't a strong enough word for him.
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Posted by nikkistar
I was just telling someone this story yesterday.

I went on a date with this weirdo about 1 and a half years ago. We went to a drive in double feature, and I brought along one of my close friends. This dude chain smoked and smelled like a chimney. Got wasted half way through the first movie on wine he brought. Proceeded to try and kiss me, and then at one point tried to grab my crouch.

At the end of the night, he was asking me for a second date. I dodged that, and then he made a "joke" about me having something on my cheek and proceeded to open palm slap me. He thought it was the funniest joke in the world. He proceeded to blow up my phone, and facebook. Called me from another number after I blocked him on both, telling me he wanted another date and that he was ready to be a dad to my son and how perfect we were for one another.

Creepy isn't a strong enough word for him.
Sociopath. The word is sociopath. He slapped you and said he wants to be the father to your son. Yeah sounds like a person to run from definitely.