You know those kind of ex, yes 'those'...dare you!

Are you into black humour, is your sense of humour twisted? Come in and have a laugh (be sarcastic, ironic, whatever you should wish) and no this is not some moral thread. We have all made mistakes but this is solely for entertainment purposes, just a laugh to brighten up your day, hopefully...enjoy! 😄

Posted by ninjutsu
LMFAO LOVEEEEE these hahaha

Thought a few ladies here needed cheering up...but anyways these make me LMFAO too!

Posted by Nemesis
ohhhhhhh god! memories. lol.

when i got together with my now ex - his then ex went crazy. she waited outside of the office for me and confronted me with her handbag - she tried to hit me in the head with it (she hit my neck/shoulder) and was yelling and crying like a mad woman. in the middle of the inner city - how embarrassing. she called the office, at home, his mobile, my parents private number and did all kinds of crazy shit. knocked on our door in the middle of the night feigning to kill herself. in retrospect i can laugh about this crazy bitch but secretly, i felt sorry for her. wow. just wow. even after all this time her hate is still easily flamable - i joined fb in 2009 - hate mail hahaha.

Oh boy, funny how far one's memory goes! lol, that was crazy shit she did there (exactly, caught between feeling sorry for them yet in hindsight it is hilarious).

Hahaha Hate mail, Nem wait until I find some crazy tweets and posts 😄

"I think maybe there is some confusion on what crazy is.

Dudes of the world — if you do not return your girlfriend's calls for a week, and she shows up at your door yelling, she is not crazy. She is angry at you. There's a difference. —Crazy?? would be if you did not return her calls for a week and she decided she was a lighthouse."

— Jennifer Wright

Posted by ninjutsu
Yeah I know it was ass up. I think she felt he wasn't sufficiently over me or something. She ended up wearing my clothes and stuff (there were bags of my stuff with him that he carted around for a year from place to place). He later told me she'd ask all these questions about stuff I'd do and then she started to imitate all of it. She was really fixated and hated me but was trying to be the replacement me or something. Was all very disturbing.

She was really crazy and it was very exciting for him initially after two years of boring stability with moi 🙂

Crazy and Crazier? 😛

Nothing wrong with individuals diagnosed with BPD, as long as they are aware and do whatever means to help themselves stay healthy and sane. Only those that use this as some line of defense, relying on them as a excuse/protection of sorts that really need their heads sorted, even so they can feel better again.

Lmao @ "so i showed him the tree i used to watch him sleep at". Reminds me of when I had a crush on this guy, Teddy. He was tall & gorgeous. I knew what time he left & returned from work. I used to watch him from 2 windows, the kitchen one faced his door (for when he is leaving lol) & the bedroom one showed him while he walked to work *drool* He ruined my obsession by asking me out & i was over him just like that. I love obsessing over people..from afar.

Posted by ninjutsu
Lmao that's terrible... fickle girl

i couldnt help myself, honest to God. I hated doing it, but couldnt stop. I understand what stalkers go through & I sympathise. I crush VERY hard, but I dont want my crushes to talk to me, turns me off instantly. He looked very very very good, but I sensed he was a little dumb & childish from just 1 talk with him..I was done with him after that. Eww no.

Posted by Nemesis

she is capricorn, end of december somewhere....and 6 years older.

Omg, I knew it. Cap chicks and Cancer dudes should get a room!

Posted by enfant_terrible

Posted by Nemesis

she is capricorn, end of december somewhere....and 6 years older.

Omg, I knew it. Cap chicks and Cancer dudes should get a room!

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For...?

Cancer dudes are known to be notorious stalkers and in my experience Cap chicks have scary, rabbit-stew tendencies, lol. When they get hooked on someone or something the dignity goes out the window...