Ichthyo, Ichthyo

Wherefore art thou, Ichthyo?

Under the ledge below you, Starliette.

Damn! All I had to do was look down??

Star

Thea!

Come join us! We shall confuse the masses!

Star

I would but it seems my wit has deserted me... It seems to need a few more days of sleep. "Oh so silent it sleeps not a whisper I hear.... It may never wake up or so I fear. How my heart trembles with the thought of no wit. I stare at the screen and just sit...." Hmmmn... Nothing... Oh well I'll think of something tomorrow....~Thea.

LOL

Star

I met cheerful Star first,

who told me the position the stars were in,

but as a Pisces, I was made to feel cursed...

until I met the salacious Thea, all covered with sin.

Supportive friends, these two lovelies have been,

but it is for raunchy penetration I thirst,

so to celibacy I?ll say, "you can win,

unless I break your f*** arm first."

-ichthyo

LOL Ichthyo. Now I understand why Star likes to hear from you.

Have a good one,
Mt_Moonshine

I first posted to Ichthyo about an old post...
One of which, no one had made note...
He responded back...
And that was that...

Then, later, he talked to me about his girl...
Thinking, I, being older, knew more about the world...

Now that the fair Thea has joined in...
With the Water-Bearer and the One With Fins...
It seems the fun never stops...
At least, not 'til one of us drops...

Fo'sheezy!

Star

it's thea's turn to write a poem again.

mt_moonshine, are you a friend of star's? are you an astrology authority figure like her?

and just how long have you been stalking me? just kidding! calm down. jesus.

; )

-ichthyo

I know it is Thea's turn...
but, I really feel the burn...
ing desire to write...
It is my plight!...
(LOL)

Star

Ichthyo,

I am friends with Star. I have known her for awhile now. She is a good person and funny as hell.

Well I have been stalking you for awhile now but it has only been recently that I had the guts to talk to the 'mighty' Ichthyo. LOL. No, really I have found you very funny and we all need to laugh and have a good time.

Have a good one,
Mt_Moonshine

yes its thea?s turn,

that girl from shangri-La,

but she?s never gonna learn,

cuz she?s poison like the tarantula.

-ichthyo

Pardon me as I butt in, but I have now my thought's to begin. If in this case we all write to erase- for then I have freedom and escape. I wont ever try to hide and I will not lie- for what I write I feel from inside. Hehehe.

Heather

heys ya'lls

my mom(star) wants me to write my damn poem!

I put on a brand new shirt
I dusted off my mini skirt
I put on some high heel shoes
That'll click when I walk by you
Now that I'm over you!

Star's cute and adorable (smart ass)
Daughter
Digg it!

YoYo

Man Heather um how do I ask this....

Are you Blonde?

I mean hey it's o.k. to be blonde and all.

Just curious =^..^=

Star's Daughter
One Kick Ass Chick

i was born in an ocean, and the sea is my bed.

i am part fish and crab, with shark-like jaws.

and though I walk on land, I can?t get the water our of my head.

so i spend my time in steam baths and spas,

pampered and turnin? beet red,

just like my futha muckin? lobster claws.

-ichthyo

I'm lovin' it, Ichthyo..

I hear music in the background when I read it!

Star

really?

what kinda music?

ichthyo

Well...I can't really describe it...it changes tempo...

All I know is...it is unique, as are you!

Star

Ichthyo you are sooo hot....
You are one f*** sexpot!=)

~Thea

I couldn't hear the music though. My speakers weren't hooked up and I had to check it quick.

you called me a sexpot. today is a day of firsts.

thank you thea!

and when do we get to see you?

-ichthyo

You know I'm looking at this digital camera sitting on my desk wondering how I'm going to explain to my "boss" that I need him to take a picture of me so that I can post it on the internet. I can always take it myself but it will probably turn out like crap! I have another picture here in the office but I would need to scan it. The scanner is also in the bosses office. It may be Monday before I can get anything posted. ~Thea

Star- You are going to have to get yours to us too!

~Thea

yeah!

-ichthyo

Ichthyo and Thea,

I don't even know how to do that. I don't have a scanner...my daughter knows how...maybe she can help me...but, first will to buy some film and have to get a picture taken...

Will work in it..

Star

Yeah I don't know how to do a web page either. There is this guy at the office that probably can show me how to do it- so I'm going to check with him on Tuesday. He's in Germany right now.
~Thea

hey you two,

thanks for taking the time to look at my little site. i just fixed it, so it doesn't play the music anymore. for some reason, it wouldn't play on very many computers, and i got sick of people getting that error message.

except for the first three photos, the rest of my site is all pictures from college, which explains the cigarette. i smoked for 5 years. however, april 1st (yeah that's right, april fool's day) will be my 1 year no-smoking anniversary. i haven't had a single drag from a single cigarette for an entire year.

now, you've got to understand, i went to an art school for college. it was just like normal college, except we were all a bunch of freaks.

so, in that picture with the red shirt, you are seeing my friends ben and casey. ben is on the left, and he is wearing a sheep costume made for a very small child. it even has a little sheep tail on the back. casey is on the right, dressed as harry potter. yes, that is a girl in the background. she was wearing a paper crown, and a white shirt covered with fake blood. she had a lot of black s*** on her eyes to make her look scary, i guess. that girl could take a broom, hold it horizontally with both hands behind her back, and bring it up and over the top of her head without letting go so that she was holding it in front. try it...you'll see why this is amazing.

star,

i wouldn't consider taking part in a human burrito "cheating" exactly...so long as daveman is taking part. and even if he wasn't, your focus would be on the group, not an individual. so really, as long as you're giving everyone the same amount of sugar, daveman still gets the most frosting in the end.

i have some bisexual tendencies, which keep this fantasy well out of the realm of the typical male and 2 females scheme. while i'll go for the girl 7 out of 10 times, i wouldn't mind taking a shot in the pants every now and then. -okay that was a little distasteful, but do you have any idea how rare it is to find opportunities to use expressions like that?! god it was so worth it.

thea,

thank you for defending my physical appearance.

the jealousy via internet thing is a complicated issue. i've seen it before and taken part in it several times in the past. so, here are the facts as i see them -

1) to some extent, you wanted to push his buttons. anyone would ask why you wanted a picture taken of yourself, and the only way to avoid jealousy in this situation would have been to lie. be careful you're not fanning the flames.

2) this guy lacks the maturity that i feel a 43 year-old man should have. he is uncertain, he is threatened, and he does not hesitate to use his professional position to influence you socially. don't let him feel out of control.

3) the situation between you and this guy has been aggrivated. hopefully it wasn't a terribly big deal to him, but if he's unstable or really is threatened on some deeper level, you've left him an avenue to further influence your life. can you be sure he doesn't, can't or won't go on your computer? what if he sees all you've written here in these posts?

4) the best thing to do would be to drop the subject with him completely, and let him forget that somewhere in the world, there is a 23 year-old trying to seduce you.

5) yes, i do feel used. terribly used. i feel used like the leatherbound submissive i am. i've been a naughty, naughty boy thea, and i need to be punished.

🙂

-ichthyo

What about me - do I get a spanking for using you?
~Thea

god yes.

which would you preffer - a well-oiled hand, or a textured ping-pong paddle?

-ichthyo

The well-oiled hand that way you can rub the reddness away after.
~Thea

yeah...thea, erections in the workplace are sort of embarrassing, mm'kay? your posts are forcing me to sit funny.

ichthyo

Well if it makes you feel better I'm squirming in my seat as well.=)
~Thea

Oh yeah- and you started it not me!!
~Thea

what did i do to make you squirm?! (be very specific)

i am so completely and utterly innocent! (don't stop)

-ichthyo

I'm pretty sure it was the "god yes" the enthusiasm it which you replied got me squirming. And then I started to get a visual. I have some pics if you want me to email em to ya. They aren't really that great. One was while I was in a car at night. The other was kinda a surprise shot at work. The guy that took it is notorious for doing crap like that. He said "hey" I look up and pasted a smile on my face really quick. Not to mention I was having a bad hair day! Anyway if you want to see them I can email them to the hotmail address on the webpage.
~Thea

do it.

do it!

-ichthyo

is that you on the left in the car pic?

-ichthyo

yes!! Definitely not me on the right!

yeah...i'm terribly sorry...but i'm going to have to bend you over the kitchen table now.

-ichthyo

Your so sweet.... Full of crap... but sweet. Those were pretty lousy pictures of me! But I guess if you liked those ... Did you think I was blond—
~Thea

thea,

somehow, i knew you had dark hair.

you're the second woman to call me "sweet" today. it makes me feel like a little boy who brought an apple to his favorite teacher. but perhaps i should feel flattered, as most boys don't receive such compliments after describing what they'd like to do to their teachers.

star,

as you may not be down with super vivid descriptions of sexuality between thea and i, you might wanna skip over this next post of mine. however, if you're down with the voyeur scene and you're not feeling terribly prude, read on...

-ichthyo

thea,

i'm not quite sure how you got the impression that i was full of crap, or otherwise less than serious, so allow me to elaborate and cut through whatever modesty or self-doubt prevents you from seeing yourself through my eyes.

but if nothing else, take this opportunity to sail through a little harmless fantasy scenario.

~ ~ ~ ~

even from those two unclear photographs, i can see your frame for the inspired work of architectural splendor it is. your smile blazes; it lights and magnifies your presence, allowing me a foreshadowing glimpse of the moans and begging cries that should escape it while under the velvet crush of my own mouth. your every curve begs to be warmed, cupped and pressed into soft bed covers with relentless urgency. any small amount of light within proximity to your revealed form would play off the contours of your skin so finely, so dramatically, that i would feel drained and prolapsed; weakened under the strain of supporting my own engorgement, and absolutely desperate to be anywhere other than outside of you. and once there, once i'd leveled the instrument of my lust to yours, the agonizingly smooth friction of that initial penetration, that sensation of throbbing weight sinking deeply and endlessly within you, would force quaking shivers from my body and the inevitable exclamation of rapture from my throat.

~ ~ ~ ~

now do you believe me?
: )

-ichthyo

GGGeeeeezzzzz- I guess I do.
~Thea

Ok now I think I may need a little more convincing...do you mind?
=)
~Thea

I told you I was insatiable.

oh i don't mind. i didn't finish the scenario on purpose. 😉

but i do need a little inspiration.

a little battery re-charge.

-ichthyo

Well your going to have to wait until tomorrow because I gotta go. I didn't get any work done today - I wonder why!

Star- I don't know how I'm going to get my pictures to you without your email address and I'm sure you don't want to post that. You know you could email Ichthyo at his hotmail address and he could forward them to you... just a thought....I'll give it a little more thought tonight.

~Thea

Ichthyo - I think you are definitely going to get me fired for reading and writing porn while I should be working.
... Who cares - I'm going to quit here in 6 months anyway! 🙂
~Thea