Ichthyo, Ichthyo (Page 2)

thea,

i didn't get any work done either.

it was great. 🙂

so when you read this, look at my picture site again, fire up that imagination, feel the burn and let me have it.

the harder you hit me with your words, the harder i'll hit back.

oh my god, you are SO being seduced. ; )

-ichthyo

Star didn't post last night! Where is she?? I hope she didn't not post because of us!!! STAR WHERE ARE YOU!!! Don't you know we need you to give us a speech for misbehaving at work. It's not as much fun if we don't get in trouble for it!!
~Thea

yeah star,

let us have it!

oh god we've been so naughty...

ichthyo

Hey you two little shits!! Why I oughta!!

I had to work last night. I do not have a luxury job where I can be on the computer!! I have to work!! LOL!
But, for the most part it is true...I can use the computer to look up procedures, labs, test results...my work e-mail...I know, it sounds unfair doesn't it??!!
Way unfair! I should petition! Shit, no, then they would realize that I really want to goof off and they would be on to me...and they do pay me well...

Serious about the bi stuff Ichthyo?
I could never do that...I just wouldn't be turned on...but, that is me...
I understand that you got it hot for Thea...damn, I knew you did! (I am so smart!)
I am not jealous or any such thing...just want you to know that, being who I am, I would not be offended if you did ask me to...well, leave you two alone, so to speak..

Thea!
Girl, you can e-mail me at belladonna2111@yahoo.com...where I am bellezza...sort of confused about my identity, but, I am happy! Would love to see your pics! Ichthyo has made me curious. I do not know how to send pics by e-mail either...

I do agree with Ichthyo that your boss does seem to be lacking in the maturity category...
I feel I can speak to this, as I am 43, 1 month, three weeks, and 5 days...(which actually means I am 44..but, a minor technicality!!)
I guess it depends on what he has been through in his life...to give him a bit of a break...
But, at the same time....I have been a boss four times...twice as a manager of a convenience store and twice as a director of nursing...have also been assistant director of nursing...(am now a staff nurse and I love it! Will never go back to management!) Anyway, I would have never allowed myself to get involved with an employee...no matter what...
But, I have very strong ideas about certain things...
Yet, I can be very open-minded and accepting...

The one thing I know is that I have gone on a lot of "BAD" dates before I found Daveman...and I am in heaven with him...there is no way in the world I would ever f*** that up!! Brad Pitt could come on to me...I would tell him to go back to Jennifer!

Hey you two slough offs!
I gotta sleep...
Catch up with you in the AM on Wednesday!

Star

She must be at work. Man I am really bored! I have work to do - I just really don't feel like doing it. I just keep staring out my window sighing every couple of minutes. It's really pretty outside I'm watching the birds bounce from limb to limb and every once in awhile a squirrel runs by on my window ledge. They are so cute! Hey in that picture of you at the office what is that shark thing or whatever behind you?
~Thea

aww, work to do but you're too bored to do it? - the story of my career.

i'm not quite sure what shark thing you're talking about...maybe you're seeing the stand-up cardboard cutout of pamela anderson? it's some weird halloween ad for coors light beer....kinda like an elvira thing. it was here before i started.

now, if you're really that bored, you should be telling me all about the horrendously sinful things you'd do to my body, were i there with you now.

-ichthyo

Hey Star- and here I had just about given up on you posting. Matter o' Fact we must've been posting at the same time... Jinx you gotta buy me a coke. (Do you remember that saying... If not... it's some Southern thing I guess....You say it if you and a friend say the same thing at the same time. I guess posting at the same time probably doesn't count.) I was going to be a nurse. I changed my mind though I'm more suited to administrative operations and management. I've actually been a Manager at every job I've worked at. Except this one of course. I took a break from it a year ago...was tired of taking care of everyone. I decided I wanted to be responcible for me and no one else for a change. Unfortunately they won't let me here they keep throwing me into decision making situations. I pretty much run this office. It's funny when I take off. No one knows what to do. It's like the world stops turning. When I come back to work everyone tells me that I'm not allowed to take any time off anymore. Anyway back to the Nurse thing after I took most of the classes I switched fields. However I did inspire my younger sister to be a nurse. She is also a respiratory therapist. She's pretty funny. She looks just like me except she has sandy colored hair. People used to confuse us all the time.
~Thea

I had a feeling you might have posted while I was posting to Star. Your a bad boy! I was trying to be good today.... That shark thing is an Elvira cardboard cutout? I need to look at that again. Ok what is that stuff lying on the shelf it's white with like red dots or something on it. It's something that's layered or stacked. It kinda looks like something out of an Anatomy and Physiology class.
~Thea

I'm nosy....

Wait you said Pamela Anderson --no wonder it was so top heavy.

star,

don't leave us alone! god knows what will happen.

and besides, i like it when someone watches. 😉

i'm not a real bisexual, but i have some bisexual tendencies. it is my intention to ball a guy before i get married to a woman.

thea,

the white with red dots thing is my liver. i keep it in that bag when i'm at work in order to give it some rest.

naw. it's just an empty plastic bag with some red logo on it.

the room i'm in is actually a sound stage. sometimes we have to record video and audio stuff, and since we're right next to a freeway we need total silence. this is why i listen to music all day. the silence is so thick i feel nervous without my headphones. i go through cd's like mad.

i'm familiar with the jinx game, but all i ever got from my brother was a healthy punch to the shoulder.

why are you trying to be good?

it is my intention to make you fall out of your chair with the rapture of my words.

-ichthyo

Yes, there are men that I know who wish that Pamela and Dolly would leave well enough alone and quit trying to add to it! They say that it becomes "grotesque" after awhile...

I am home...but soon to go to bed...I work nights...and tonight is a work night...
I am just prolonging the inevitable...

Same thing I do in relationships!! LOL!

Star

Star - back to you... I guess he is abusing his power. He actually is a great boss. Probably one of the best I've ever worked for. Not because of the perks either. I honestly can say he really cares about his employees happiness. You could probably ask the 134 people that work for him and they will all tell you the same thing. I don't think this involvement thing with me was a very easy decision for him to make. It wasn't for me either. I think it was more or less something we both thought about privately but resisted the urge for as long as we could. The funny thing is... we are both very family oriented. We both have good marriages. I've worked for good looking men before - to be perfectly honest they have been better looking than he is. I never ever had the urge to do this before! He said he hasn't either. I actually believe him. You know he's just not the type...you know what I mean... He's not a player.... Anyway I guess what I'm getting at is that he wouldn't abuse his power if I didn't make him as crazy as he makes me. He just won't admit it. The chicken.
~Thea

I guess Star probably went to sleep. So it's just you and me. So do you want me to put on a strap on and do ya?
~Thea

Just so you know...I am at my worst intellectually at this point...

I understand the jinx situation, but, here, you must say the person's name ten times or some such thing...

I fluctuated between nursing and accounting...but, in the end nursing was the one...I do not regret it!
I had a patient this morning who felt he needed to tell the docs how great I am! (this happens to me once in awhile)...This somehow takes me by complete surprise and I blush furiously! I just do simple things...I ask what they prefer to be called...ask if they prefer warm water or ice water...stuff like that...
No big deal...

Anyway, if neither have written since I last read...I gotta go sleep....

Star

waaaahaw haw haw!...jesus that was sudden.

*ahem*

yes. yes i do.

-ichthyo

Where'd ya go?

i'm here. just waiting... 😉


ichthyo

Ichthyo,

I think you know that you wouldn't have to do a type and cross match to realize that I am not the type to watch...

Star

Ok we posted at the same time again - man this is becoming troublesome. All three of us posting at the same time and guess who is the most impatient...obviously not one of my virtues.
~Thea

Sudden eh' I am known for my stealth and sudden attacks on my prey... I should have been called "Diana...Goddess of the hunt."
~Thea

Don't worry Thea...
I won't be back...

Star

is star annoyed with us?

NO, I am not annoyed...I have just lived long enough to know when I am not wanted..I would think you with your intuitiveness would know such things...

Star

you are!

you're raging pissed at me! foaming at the mouth! loogout thea - star's on a rampage!!

woah nelly!

oh star, of course you're wanted. you're wanted in all kinds of ways. awful ways. naw, it just wouldn't be the same without you. so please, count to 10, take a deep breath, get that rabies shot and play with us.

-ichthyo

Yeah Star we need you. I don't want you to go. Please don't be mad. You are wanted. This site wouldn't be the same without you. I hate that your mad I feel physically ill... Please tell us your not mad..
~Thea

I said mad three times almost in three sentences in a row. My literary skills have gone down the toilet! See I'm worried. Would somebody post damnit!!

i think star is extremely tired. hopefully she will feel better after she gets some sleep.

thea, do you use an email address outside of your address for work?

-ichthyo

Oh Ichthyo!

You give yourself more credit...I am not raging pissed at you...I just feel unneeded...or something to that effect...
You and I have always been friends and not had any intimate twists on the matter..I am just too family oriented to be involved in this...
You are the same age as Dave's daughter...I realize that men think differently than women...but, I really don't give a s***...

I think that you both are fine people...but, this has reached a level where three should not be involved...

I am sorry that I have definite views on this, but, I do...

There is something from my past that taught me that threesomes do not work...

Thea,
Thank you for the pictures...you are a beautiful woman and I wish you all the happiness in the world...

You too, Ichthyo...
Although, now you do have me thinking you are just a bit confused...

I must admit, I understand being one way or the other...I do not understand being able to go both ways...
I will not hold it against you though...You are just the first that I have known...or the first that I have known who admitted it!! LOL!

Take Care!
My thoughts will be with you both!
You are wonderful people!!
Star

um, i'm not confused in the slightest about my sexual orientation. i'm sorta surprised you even saw fit to talk about it because it's so insignificant in terms of my interaction here.

thea and i are just messing around. if you have a problem with the more graphic stuff, we can move that elsewhere and continue to chat as we were.

there's no reason to do the dramatic exit thing and sign off forever. this is the first time you mentioned anything of the sort, so i'm surprised.

but it's up to you.

ichthyo

You do not think this has taken a turn that it did not have before??

Yes, it has...

I do not have a problem in wishing you the best and perhaps meeting up with you again someday...but, that is part of the Aquarian nature...we are cold blooded...but, we have the best of intentions...

See, I would let you two be alone for your sake and so forth...but, I would look for posts directed at me..and would keep in mind that you could e-mail me...

I am not a prude and yet, perhaps I am...

My feelings run deep and are not to be trifled with...I am a strong woman and not to be messed with... (I even lift weights!!) But, now I am just funnin' w' ya...

Damn! Don't make me the bad one in this!
I don't think that is fair either..
I am not trying to make a dramatic exit...I am trying to do the right thing...

Star

Star- I need you. I can't lose a friend that has been so supportive of me. Ichthyo and I really were just foolin around. Just something to get us thru the day at work. It really doesn't mean anything. I guess we are just being emotional crutches for each other for awhile. You know when you are knee deep in hurt it makes you feel better when someone flirts with you. It's nice to know when someone finds you attractive. I know we are getting graphic- sorry about that, I usually do not say such things. I'm usually in Mom-mode. I'll definitely stop if it bothers you. I just don't want you to go.
~Thea

star,

thea and my posts were becoming more and more flirtatious each time. we were having fun and goofing around. if you didn't notice, then i don't know what to say.

one fact is clear though - you were not checking our posts all of yesterday, so you got slammed with the most graphic stuff all at once.

sorry about that. but that's no reason to exit stage right. i think you were repulsed and were, in fact, angered to some extent.

there is no "right" thing to do here, because we haven't done anything wrong. one option for you would have been to ask us to keep those kinds of posts between the two of us. but you didn't. instead, you alluded to the fact that you were less than pleased with us, let us guess what was wrong, and now are playing the martyr.

if you think thea and i are just going to pick up where we left off after your exit, you're wrong. like we said, it's not the same without you.

maybe you should post tomorrow after you've had some rest and let us know if you still want to participate.

ichthyo

Jesus God...
It is nothing personal! I am just trying to do the right thing!

OK...I will hang out...but, I am older and so forth...ya know?

I was just trying to be correct without being political...

Star

Ichthyo,

Yes, I do think it odd that it is your intention to ball a guy before you get married...

Sorry, but I do.

I consider myself to be sexually healthy and I never have thoughts about females doing this or me doing that to them...it gives me an "ewe yuck" feeling to even think about it...

So..I have known gay men and gay women and have friends who are of either orientation...and they are not bi either..I don't know much about bi...
That is all...

This will not be as much fun if I do not want to be here...believe me...I am not fun when I am only doing something to please others, but, my heart is not in it...

Star

Ok see there everything is better.... Ichthyo is feeling threatened, Star is feeling harrassed into doing something she really doesn't want to do. I am observing and wondering what the hell just happened and trying to difuse the situation with a funny! I think we have definitely reached new levels of communication here.....We have broken new ground.....Did I tell you that I also wanted to be a Psychiatrist.....Don't they say you have to get it all out for healing to begin....... I know.... SHUT UP THEA!
~Thea

P.S. I am not trying to be a damn martyr..
You do not really know me when it comes down to it...

Star

Shit Thea!

Maybe this won't seem funny in retrospect...but, last night another nurse (who takes it all just a tad bit too seriously...) was upset that one of the labs ordered didn't have the results listed...

She called and didn't get a satisfactory answer...so, she had me call...whoever I spoke with gave me a different number to call..sonehow in the end, I was talking to psychiatry...but, it was fun for me...I said, "I don't know how I got your number, but, they must have thought I needed help...should I be laying down?"
They only laughed and gave me another number...

Oh well...

Star

Actually that was pretty damn funny!! 🙂
But I'm curious ..Were you able to get the desired results with sweet rather than sour?~Thea 🙂

Yes...I was able to get the test results my co-worker was having fits about..she is 22. I see a big difference in young nurses than I do in older nurses...and it gets worse all the time because they do not want to work...and they think it is too hard even if they start out at $ 20. an hour...
I don't know...there has been a changing work ethic going on for years that as a boss I was fighting and trying to instill work ethics into young adults who gave a s*** about them selves and nothing else.

See...I come from a different world..

It is evident to me...
Star

Thea,
Ichthyo is obviously upset with me....please feel free to e-mail me if you wish...

He would like to think that I am in the wrong...but, that is a definite male trait...I am not saying he is in the wrong...I have been around long enough to be smart enough to know better...

Time...
That is what it takes for some men! Daveman has told me that he learned many lessons the hard way...

I do no claim to know all the answers...fuck, I never did...

I just do not want to be an observer thing in all of this...
I think better of myself than that...
I hope you understand...

I do not get why it is hard for Ichthyo to understand...

Take Care!
I do wish you the Best!
Star

Oh not so much a different world ... I think it may be the parents fault for not instilling good values. My parents never had much money. They always did their best to give us what we needed. Anything extra we had to buy ourselves. So I've been working since I was 15. They always told us that you should take pride in everything you do. Work as hard as you can and do the best you can do. That's what I do. You know I don't think it's as much as my sign as in what I was taught. My whole family are hard working. Gemini, Pisces, Cancer, Libra, Scorpio. I hate going into a fast food place and seeing people plod along and act like they hate their job, hate helping you and would you just go away. I swear if I could make money going around giving customer service seminars - I would!!

~Thea

Oh Star I understand that you feel like you are a thirdwheel. You don't want to observe our personal conversation. Ichthyo understands that, he would rather have you here with us than carry on our little funnin back in forth. I would too. Ichthyo and I can always find another mode of communicating if we want to talk like that. It is just important to us that you stay with us. I think he is just hurt because he felt that he could tell you anything. Everyone has boundaries. He knows yours now. "Your uncomfortable zone" as it were. I have boundaries too. You guys haven't crossed them yet ... If I disappear without telling ya'll, and suddenly appear again after about a week. Well uh I'm being a big chicken and I'm going away until the uncomfortable feeling goes away ... then I come back...🙂
~Thea

Okay...Okay...

I don't want to fight. And, I do love you two. I would be happy if you two actually hooked up...but, I wouldn't want to know the intimate details..well...at least, I think I wouldn't...

I apologize for acting as I did. I was being rational as I saw it...

I suddenly felt as one would if three people are sitting in a back seat of a car and the other two start humping...LOL! OK. I am modest about such things...and believe in being a lady in the living room and a b**** in the bedroom, so to speak...meaning that what you do sexually is private kinda like...

Ichthyo,
Yes I could tell that they were becoming more flirtatious..and I was Ok...it just got to the point where I felt I should graciously bow out...I was not trying to make anyone feel guilty...
I am sorry if I hurt your feelings...I didn't mean to. You are probably right...I was not thinking properly and I did feel left out...I don't think I would call it angry exactly...
You can tell me anything and I am sorry if I made you feel bad.

Thea,
I like your idea about customer service seminars!

I joke all the time at work..it is part of my survival kit..
When I first started on this unit...some of the nurses didn't get my bubbly, joking personna and thought I didn't take my job seriously...but, then they saw the results of my work and think I am awesome. They didn't tell me that...one of the Nursing Assistants told me what they said. I joke, because, like I said, it keeps me sane.

Thanks to both of you for being my friends. I hope I didn't ruin it.

Star

Just a thought...

Maybe I am going through some type of 'mid-life crisis'...??

My daughter tells me lately that I am going through the same mood swings she is going through...

Damn! Menopause! Fuck! Shit! OK! Hit me and then be gone!

I thought I was so grown up too...and then I find I am acting like a 14 year old??

The thing about menopause that bugs me is the 'unknown'...there is no rule on how long it lasts...it is individual...doesn't that seem like a dumb idea??
Shouldn't it be like a week or a weekend and you are done. Poof! No more periods...mood and thought processes are stable (well, as stable as they can be for a crazy woman!)

Any thoughts?

Star

You didn't ruin our friendship. But you know as well as I do that any hooking up at this stage in my life would be extremely unhealthy for me. I am already in love with two different men. I can't handle anything else. I am in agreement with you. I believe the same as you about the lady in public tiger in the bedroom. I usually don't act like that. That's one thing about posting... you can act outside of your norm... with mostly no consequences. I have to admit I didn't think about how you would feel about my insensitive remark. I can't come up with all that creative stuff like Ichthyo does. Man he's really talented. I am known for my raunchy smart a** one liners. How tasteless! Actually I thought I was being funny when I posted that. I'm usually very good about thinking things thru but I guess I was just being reckless. You know Capricorns are not reckless. My profile should tell it all. It's true .... Very staid and businesslike however I do love life and I love to laugh and sing and dance around and act goofy! Ya gotta laugh at yourself everyonce in awhile. I've found that making a fool of yourself in front of nervous people helps them relax and feel better about themselves. I'm nothing but obliging in that area. I'm just a big ol' clown. Anyway I'm sure we'll hear from Ichthyo soon. I love ya too! It would take more than a few bad posts to make me lose faith in my friends....I am extremely loyal. (My chinese sign is Dog) See.. get it.... loyal like a Dog.... LOL!
~Thea

Menapause- already... what age is that supposed to start?? I thought it was later in life. Well you said you were having hot flashes but I thought that was because you were thinking about the Daveman.... You mean it wasn't him all along— Bummmer.🙂
~Thea

Thea,

I don't know...I guess I am just trying to come up with excuses...

Daveman does make me hot...you are right about that! I wonder sometimes about the menopause thing...but, I am not sure...

What insensitive remark? I guess I missed it..

Yes, Ichthyo is very talented and creative...
It must come out in everything he does...it is evident in his writing...

I guess I did get pissed when he told me to get a rabies shot...although, at the same time, I thought it was funny!

Hope he forgives me.

Star

I'm sure he will....You know the strap on remark... I thought it was funny... I don't own a strap on... and never did anything like that... I just thought I would try to shock Ichthyo....
Ichthyo- sorry to disappoint you.

Anyway... rabies shot?... I think I need to go back and read that one. I guess in my dumbfoundedness yesterday I was reading so quick I missed it... It was weird. It was like nothing for a long time then four posts at the same time each refering to the previous posts that just showed up. So I guess there is a pretty big delay for me to get everything down South. I mean it went from happy to OH SHIT! in the course of 5 minutes.
I'm sure you'll hear from Ichthyo... He's 2 hours behind me and 3 or 4 behind you.
~Thea

i was born of water and mercury. i am the lovechild of the sea and of the cosmos. you've seen me, far above, on my marble pedestal in the heavens, and i have smiled down upon my flock since the beginning of time. to humanity, to my herd of children, i have always, and will always inquire the following -

"why, oh my precious sheep, am i so sexy? perhaps it is these robes, for they are the very same as those worn by the ancient greeks and they are terribly slimming. or perhaps it is my hair, for it has always sparkled with fire and perfect mathematical symmetry. or perhaps it is my language, for i have seduced the likes of hera and aphrodite with little more than the whisper of a few honeyed words. oh children! this is truly the question of the ages! so ponder it well, my earthly brood, for in it lies the answer to all you will ever seek to know."

but presently, something is amiss in the cosmos. ichthyo, lord of the ages and father of all things impure, has fallen lonely. he is without his beloved sister, star, goddess of the heart and mother to the earthly flock. he is also without his lover, thea, goddess of the bedroom and master of all things salacious.

he cannot rule alone. the universe is cold and still without the color and company of his two favorite queens. and so, from on high, mighty ichthyo bends and reaches out. he extends his glowing, immaculate hand and dares to hope for the familiar grasp of these two deities. even the passing of a wisp of hair, or the soft breath of a whisper would grant his silver heart an astronomical endowment of joy.

but oh, sweet mythology, what is this?! a vision? a divine specter? for surely his wishes cannot have been satisfied so thoroughly. ichthyo cannot, with his perpetually magnetic gaze, be observing the sudden return of thea and star to their pedestals at his side.

no, it cannot be - but it is true! they approach from afar on the backs of translucent dolphins! their beauty renders even ichthyo?s herculean stomach with an abundance of cosmic butterflies. he is overcome with the emotions of infinity. he vomits then, spewing mana and life-giving cosmic dust down upon the earth far below. the blue and green planet will enjoy one hundred centuries without plague or warfare as a result of his sudden joy, for The Triumvirate has become whole once more.


-ichthyo

Ichthyo, Ichthyo,

Profound as always! ..."he vomits then"...— Of course, not your run of the mill vomit...manna vomit and "life giving cosmic dust" vomit...but, he does vomit, nonetheless!! LOL!

Thank you for your profound scenario, Ichthyo!

Thea,

Your strap-on comment was funny! It was just me...
Wonder if I need some kind of hormone therapy...perhaps not testosterone! Maybe a hysterectomy..I don't think they do that as an elective surgery though...

I am so hot! (And I don't mean sexy hot...well...) It's got to be pre-menopause or something...

If I am to fulfill my role as goddess of the heart and mother to the earthly flock, I gotta get this s*** under control!!

I have been swearing too much lately, haven't I? I noticed Duncan even left some of my obscenities alone...must of got tired of editing...

Later!
Star