Pisces Are Gay

Every dude I've known who turned out to be a closet homo was a Pisces, jussayin.

Exactly.

Pisces dudes go through some emo/macho phase during middle school and high school trying to convince everyone they are super straight & hard. Then when everyone else is leaving their emo volatile stage and going into the real manhood, of the 3 pisces dudes I've known, they instead go into self-implosion and go through the shit we go through at 14 at like 19-23. After that they get hooked on drugs, drop up out of school, and have emotional tantrums where they suck a dick. You only get snippets of this through the needy 'girl' talk they force you into, and then at a certain point you cut them off and stop talking their calls. Then you go to redtube.com and see them in some banner for gay interracial gangbang porn, with some sad martyr face... and you can only wish the best.

The exception to this are the end of Pisces Arian types, but even of them, I've known a rugby player dude with that birthday, who seemed super straight, but then we went to Saint Louis, (and he knew noone there) and would get dropped off for our games in the morning by random dudes noone had ever seen before with Missouri plates.

When asked about it, he would give us a line of bullshit saying "Ya me and Vance, met at this bar called Tom's, we both hooked up with some CHICKS and in the morning after screwing these broads, he was cool enough to ride me, I mean, drive me home. You get laid last nite."

I mean, case and point, you ever met a pisces guy who wasn't secretly gay? Do they exist?

My father? No. Most of the Pisces men here? Nope. Confident enough to joke about it? Oh yes.

That's not cool to generalize a sign and called them gay because of it being a virgo u should know better at times i can see why most people dislike virgos because that stupid trait.


You almost might wanna think about what you said carefully pisces is the opposite sign of virgo and also virgo is feminine sign as well in case you forgot.


you know how masculine sign suns feel about feminine sun signs they see them as weak and gay lmfao.


peace out back to work.

Posted by seavixen2
Biter..this thread has already been done by Dy.

lmao tell him SV lol.

Posted by Beetleguese
People that even give a nanosecond's thought to whether someone is gay and furthermore act as though homosexuals are somehow inferior, tend to be homophobic from my observations, and here's my stereotypical generalization; homophobes are the biggest closet gays of them all, just sayin' 🙂

Why the fascination with where another guy chooses to put his cock? Seems like a heterosexual would be thinking about his own cock and where he'd like it to be going *shrugs*

3 out of millions if not billions of all pisceans to ever live are/were gay, so naturally they all are. Interesting statistical analysis.

i was about to say the same thing, except it would've been a lot more derogatory...

Statistics aren't measured by all there ever was ... JesusFuckingChrist .. I detest the fact that stupid people are allowed to communicate.


I concur with OP ... Pisces males are more prone to homosexuality than the other 11 signs, according to the statistics of the people I know.

Fact, every Pisces male I know in the RW likes men.

Prince_Pisces just proved the thread

Posted by Prince_Pisces













I dont really get why people always say this. . i mean, obviously i am, but why are piscean men as a whole considered gay? maybe alot of them are feminine, and people think that = gay? i dont know. . ive never known another piscean male other than myself.

Cuz all pisces men secretly or overtly suck other men's penises?

PP - you're gay— No way 😄

You are the poster boy for Pisces men LOL

This is why we luv ya!!!

Posted by Prince_Pisces

If anything, the sign who has the most homos is probably scorpio. .

but, this thread is stupid

dats just wrong lmfao

Posted by sikkario
Every dude I've known who turned out to be a closet homo was a Pisces, jussayin.

i think you're probably a closet queer and you just gotta diss pisces to feel better about your sexuality, besides you probably smell like s h i t anyways from packin the fudge

Posted by P-Angel
Statistics aren't measured by all there ever was ... JesusFuckingChrist .. I detest the fact that stupid people are allowed to communicate.


I concur with OP ... Pisces males are more prone to homosexuality than the other 11 signs, according to the statistics of the people I know.

Fact, every Pisces male I know in the RW likes men.

Hmmm...reading this i am so grateful that cancer chicks are supportive of cancer males...at least here

Cancers are at the bottom of the zodic food chain, with Geminis and Virgos .. so it's really a good thing for you to support other Cancers .. someone has to.

Posted by P-Angel
Cancers are at the bottom of the zodic food chain, with Geminis and Virgos .. so it's really a good thing for you to support other Cancers .. someone has to.

Yeah, whatever...

Posted by P-Angel
Cancers are at the bottom of the zodic food chain, with Geminis and Virgos .. so it's really a good thing for you to support other Cancers .. someone has to.

i like cancers, cancers are cool... moody though but cool. jack whites a cancer.

Posted by P-Angel
Cancers are at the bottom of the zodic food chain, with Geminis and Virgos .. so it's really a good thing for you to support other Cancers .. someone has to.

don't you have a cancer moon P-Angel? now that's the shittiest moon placement there is... i can understand why you hate it so much.
just because your family is made up of a bunch of cancer fucks means = your family is a bunch of fucks...

and while were stereotyping... Pisces men have bigger dicks than Virgos. i'm just saying...

Posted by shellshocker

Posted by P-Angel
Cancers are at the bottom of the zodic food chain, with Geminis and Virgos .. so it's really a good thing for you to support other Cancers .. someone has to.

don't you have a cancer moon P-Angel? now that's the shittiest moon placement there is... i can understand why you hate it so much.
just because your family is made up of a bunch of cancer fucks means = your family is a bunch of fucks...

and while were stereotyping... Pisces men have bigger dicks than Virgos. i'm just saying...

click to expand

LOL!

Posted by Pesca2
i think we owe more credit to our cancerian cousins. why are they always left out? humiliated? not taken seriously? it's not like pisces and scorp have the "best" traits.

we should encourage and deepen the long neglected alliance with them again.

umm... not bloody likely with a back handed compliment like that, thanks. you all continue to fight over whose the "best" 😛

Posted by Pesca2
i think we owe more credit to our cancerian cousins. why are they always left out? humiliated? not taken seriously? it's not like pisces and scorp have the "best" traits.

we should encourage and deepen the long neglected alliance with them again.

Are you for real or are you being willfully obtuse?

"always left out, humiliated, not taken seriously" ...how could that description possibly be considered negative, right? wOw!!!

Im a pisces male married to the most beautiful woman ever 4 children
me no homo here maybe you just like hangin out with gays maybe you yourself is hiding within your pisces male friend
just because pisces males can show a femmy side doesnt make em gay!
So your saying that Ashton Kutcher,Jon Bon Jovi David Faustino aw hell I can go on forever are all gay hmm?

I didnt realise Ashton Kutcher was a Pisces but it makes sense that hes with Demi Moore,a Scorp gal,who was also with Bruce Willis,a Pisces male too.

Yeah,I hear what you say and I dig it..there's alot of shitheads about in the world that dont know the difference between feminine and effeminate

hey dont forget about johnny cash, george harrison robert pattinson (wouldn't be surprised if he was a closet queer though), albert einstien, the writer of fight club and the writer of donnie darko, jerry lewis, kurt russel, and michaelangelo

Posted by Shaka_laka_boomboom
Robert Pattinson is a Taurus you dummies 😄

hahaha my bad, he's still a queer though

Posted by seavixen2

Good song =)

I am not gay.
And WTF is an Emu?
Isn't that a bird?
You fag.

Im 23 and i'm a pisces. Im in the navy and surrounded by more men than a gay person could ask for. Am i gay? No. I get pissed off at most the guys who do the whole Slap on the ass "Good-game" bullshit, just makes me want to knock them the fuck out. Most of those guys are generally meat-headed burly idiots usually from other zodiac signs who show their exploit aggression in "homorotic" ways because they can't deal with stress. You would be surprised seeing half the shit i've seen coming from a different perspective where you are practically imprisoned with all sorts of individuals. Various cultures, religions, nationalities etc. I've been dating a very beautiful virgo for the past 3 years now who models, has a clothing line and is extremely intelligent. I don't understand why people care so much about how other people express themselves. Get on with your lives, you obviously have some issues of your own you need to sort out. If making a thread that categorizes roughly 1/24th of the worth to be gay makes you feel good inside, grow the fuck up.

I agree. I'm waiting for the Pisces men I know to come out the closet.

Posted by 44Onslaught44
Im 23 and i'm a pisces. Im in the navy and surrounded by more men than a gay person could ask for. Am i gay? No. I get pissed off at most the guys who do the whole Slap on the ass "Good-game" bullshit, just makes me want to knock them the fuck out. Most of those guys are generally meat-headed burly idiots usually from other zodiac signs who show their exploit aggression in "homorotic" ways because they can't deal with stress. You would be surprised seeing half the shit i've seen coming from a different perspective where you are practically imprisoned with all sorts of individuals. Various cultures, religions, nationalities etc. I've been dating a very beautiful virgo for the past 3 years now who models, has a clothing line and is extremely intelligent. I don't understand why people care so much about how other people express themselves. Get on with your lives, you obviously have some issues of your own you need to sort out. If making a thread that categorizes roughly 1/24th of the worth to be gay makes you feel good inside, grow the fuck up.

given how old this thread is, you had to deliberately search for it. in other words, you searched for something relating to "pisces men/man" and "gay," so maybe you're in denial?

not to say that all pisces men are gay...trust me, they all aren't, but you are...yup, you homophatically are.

Posted by shellshocker
and while we're stereotyping... Pisces men have bigger dicks...

lol

Posted by Prince_Pisces













...but why are piscean men as a whole considered gay? maybe alot of them are feminine, and people think that = gay?

I'd prefer the term 'dual-natured'. Feminine or masculine, depending on the circumstance/situation, but not necessarily gay. Knowing what goes through my mind when dealing with attractive portions of the opposite sex... being all horny, beguiled, and shit. Yep. I'm just being guy.

And although some might be gay. I say live and let live. For sex, true love, or whatever. Just not my preference.

Actually Pisces men are more confident in their sexuality than you average man because in all honesty, they couldn't give less fuck about what you think. That's why they fit my sentiment perfectly. They are the only "type" of males I get along with, homosexual or not.

Agrees with the Lion