apparently, in my drunken stumblings, i forgot how to read and saw darth vader instead of r2d2. this is inexcusable. as lando calrisian, i must now leap from cloud city to my doom far below.
star, spill that good news. but before you do, i'm gonna take a guess as to what it is - you're pregnant!! right? either that or you had a baby, but i should hope to christ you wouldn't go out drinking with one of those things inside your body.
thea, joe is missing in action. and i don't know where you two lovelies were last night, but i got my intoxication ON. fo' sheezy. it was refreshing...in a liver-damage sort of way.
Now hear me on this one... just what is Fo'sheezy? Could be my days are all past...I usta know some Fo'phrases...but, they be dead and gone by now! LOL!
OK... When mercury and neptune entered into Aquarius...I was with Daveman...we had a wonderful evening/night...I was about to leave...I hug him, as usual and am about to say the usual..."I had a great time"..."I love being with you"... ETC...
But, none of the above came out of my mouth...
What came out were those depressing 3 words...yeah, those!
"I love you" (Damn, Sonofabitch! Anyway!)
NOT my plan! I actually think that I was more shocked than he...
He took it really well and just kept holding me tight and laughing this joyous laugh, while I tried to explain myself...(the jerk! NOT!)
Ichthyo, My Friend, If I were pregnant, I would do everything in my power to ensure this child's health...never fear!
bwah haw haaaawww! you let rip with the 3 magic words! god, doesn't it just feel so good? like having a big f*** orga- okay nevermind.
so, do you think he will say it back?
"fo' sheezy" is another way of saying "for sure," except that it is used to place emphasis upon whatever was said before. so, if you were about to say goodnight to your man, you would said "i love you...fo' sheeeeeeezy." to which he would reply, "yo grrl, you hella fine. fo' shizzle ma' nizzle, wassup?"
He showed me how he felt when I accidentally said it... Even when I cried... Yeah, I cried too! (Shit...I hate this stuff!) He wiped my tears and made sure that I was not crying because he laughed...
I did tell him that this was all his fault and perhaps would not have even happened if he had been more of a jerk...this sweet guy gives me a huge grin...still holding me tight and says, "I can be more of a jerk if it will make you feel better"...
So, now, that is what we are working on! I am teaching him to be more of a jerk!! LOL!!
OK...perhaps there is a bit of a rush...but, I would rather do without it til certain...
Yeah, though...I think the s*** is smitten also...
Star.... I guessed it last night. When I read your post. Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah...
Ichthyo- I can't believe you thought she was pregnant.. Don't you remember the conversation about the "L" word on one of the earlier posts.... You must've forgotten in your drunken state. You Alcoholic you....
Star- don't you hate being the one that says it first! It just slipped out.... didn't it? Even though your irritated with yourself about being the first one to say it.... Don't you feel like a weights been lifted off your shoulders? I think he feels the same by his reaction. He sounds sweet on you....fo'sheezy!
Ichthyo - fo' shizzle ma' nizzle, wassup? I'm not even going to guess what that means....Ha Ha ~Thea
I'd also like to give "many thanks" to Duncan and his message boards ...I'd also like to add that I'm sure he's happier to have more "hit's" on their site rather than not having many? Am I wrong?
I have just finished with my Leo boyfriend, he was cheating and lying to me, felt rubbish all week, but i am so glad i am out of that relationship, can start looking forward to the future, and he will never be able to hurt me again.
Heather these are my friends Ichthyo (Zach, can you dig it?) and Thea. Sometimes Joe also makes an appearance... and there are a few one night stands...but, they all mean well...
I forgot that you are capable of the short posts as well as a few long posts..
Believe me...this group here...this is where to be...this is the most happening group on all of Duncan!
(I am starting to pick up "attitude" that I get from learning different phrases from Ichthyo...not that you are to blame, Ichthyo, my friend! I love that you are willing to enlighten!)
Star- Oh Geez I feel stupid...Duncan Expose' I only click on it every damn day. Duhhh. Ichthyo was just trying to make me not feel as stupid by asking the same question..weren't you? So Gallant..... Ah my hero....
heather in the futha-muckin' hizzouse. nice work getting out of that relationship. my breakup was weak in comparison to yours, so you've got my respect. let's both look ahead to massive amounts of sex with partners better suited to our personalities.
star, i am so very impressed that you spelled my name right the first time. most people spell it "zack," and it just looks so...low-brow. hey, i've heard the month in which you were born is also one of the best months of the year for you (emotionally and such). is that true? cuz today is the first day of march, and i feel so good i could just flip out all over the place and get naked.
thea, um..*looks around the room nervously*...yes...i knew she was talking about the site the entire time...sure....yeah...oh who am i fooling?! i thought she was talking about some tall, dark, well-greased, raven-haired hispanic demi-god who just happened to be named duncan. oh, and excellent use of the expression "fo' sheezy." that made me laugh out loud right in front of all my co-workers. s***. now they know i just goof off all day.
Oh- my co-worker's know I goof off all day. But as long as I kick a** and get my work done it's okay. I bought the office a dart board for Christmas so on Friday afternoon's we all play darts and drink beer....Course I'm the only one that gets drunk off my first beer but that's ok I suck at darts anyway. (All the holes in the wall around the dart board are from me.) ~Thea
Thanks for all of your warm greetings! Yes, this is a beautiful Day! March 1st is my ex girlfriends B-day. No, I didn't contact her. Good for me! Icthyo, I have made progress on moving forward and not backwards. Afterall, I don't hear my phone ringing as if she wants or wanted to talk (or hear) from me. Hey, another thing, I screwed off all day at work but got my job done well- so the h*** with all of those other Office slacker's! Who cares what they think! I actually have two admirers that want my attention! Go figure! That makes it easier. Even though I'm not ready for a relationship yet at least they make me feel good about myself. Duncan and his "Suave" website "IS" the place to be. You guy's are awesome! Thea, don't worry about the holes in the wall from shooting darts being delivered before the Laser was directly "locked and loaded!" At least you played the game! Star, get over the Darth thing! (It still makes me laugh so hard when I think about it!) I like the attitude that your giving these day's. Keep up the good work! Hehehe! As for Joe and Zach...a BIG "Texas" howdy! lol. I'm car shopping this weekend...wish me luck! (ichthyo, your posting's are awesome!) Star-your the best. Take care my friends! Have a great weekend.
Alright my friends....I did call her. After I had thought that I wouldn't. Scold me for doing so...? I know it was stupid. I got her voice mail (at least I was allowed to hear her voice) I left her a message. I'm such a dipshit. I guess I have more to learn....I didnt handle that very well, ichthyo. I'm sure you can relate? ...G- night.
Ichthyo and Zach are one and the same...a demi-god, but, not by choice...just how things worked out! (I didn't meant to confuse you!)
It is OK that you called her...it might have been something you needed to do...perhaps for closure, or forgiveness...I don't know...but, you strike me as a strong woman...so, don't beat yourself up over it!
Ichthyo,
You are a true friend, in making sure that Duncan wasn't just some guy I keep on the side! LOL! You too, Thea! That was funny, you gotta admit! LOL!
I do think that Daveman and I each feel a connection of sorts to the months of our births... However, I love March...Daveman loves March! We all love March!! It means Spring is coming! Maybe Pisces feel it more...my Mom and my (step)Dad always take a vacation starting in the middle of February and into the middle of March..the month of his birth. I think he feels good about being born in March...but, I don't think he even knows he is a Pisces...I can say "Fish Power" to him if you still want me to...but, he will just think I am a bit odd...not like he has never thought that before!! He and I have a cool relationship though and I love him like he is my real Dad (to me, he is!). When they come back, we are going on a road trip...Mom and Dad, Daveman and me, and the lovely jewel-of-my-heart, my daughter. It will be loads of fun! Three Aquarians, one Pisces and one Libran!!!
Thea, I take it you have no children? I guess I never asked before... About that dart board...what a cool idea! I love darts! Can I come over and play? You guys killed me on that Duncan thing!! LOL!
So, yeah, things have changed a bit with me and the Daveman...it used to be he would e-mail and invite me over...now, he says...so, when ya commin' over?? He is smitten! Just more afraid than I am...his last relationship was horrible...she, was like, so lost as to what is important. He does not go on about it...neither of us do. One thing I did learn, the least you divulge about past relationships the better! They start thinking you still have a 'thing' for so-and-so...
OK...so, I have gone on for a bit now... My turn to shut up!
One thing I did want to say, though, in all seriousness, Ichthyo... I am glad to see your humor and zestness for life picking up! You sometimes make me think you have had too much Mountain Dew LOL!...but, I am glad to see it! You really rock!
Thanks to all of you for being my friends (Sappy, yeah...but, can you dig it?!) Star
You are right...those words just slipped out... We had spent about 12 hours together...which we often do on the weekends...and it was one of those days, when he just couldn't seem to be apart from me. Not stifling...more like...hmmm, I want more of this... I guess it just got to me! The way he just kept touching my face and my hair... I just shoulda slapped him!! LOL! Just kiddding! Star
Hey Guys! Yes, yesterday was pretty great! (Except the weather was really crappy here.)
Star- actually I have 2 daughters- A 9 yr. old (Libra) and a 2 yr old (Capricorn). They are pretty great- However- my oldest is starting to get in that smart-mouth stage and my two year old gets into everything. (We call her Dennis the mennis) she's always beating up on her older sister and throwing temper tantrums. I was always one of those people who pointed out other parents with rotten kids and said look at that - they have absolutely no control over their kids see what spoiling them does?? Here I find out I am now one of those parents who cannot control my 2 yr old. Go ahead laugh.... You know my oldest was never like that - she was the perfect child. I thought that I was fantastic parent because she was so good. Here I find out it was all her! It definitly wasn't me - seeing how my 2yr old is so spazzie. Oh well she's just like me when I was her age. My mother says that I was her worst child but now that I'm older I'm her most improved. So at least I have hope.... when my daughter turns 30 she will be alot better than she is now. Huh, only 28 yrs to go.....
Heather- don't beat yourself up over calling her. It's that late night wonder what their doing I gotta call em thing. We've all done it..
Yeah, I did my best parenting before I became a parent too! LOL!
It was easy to figure out what others should do with their kids, before I had one of my own!
My daughter has been a challenge always...but, at the same time, I have always enjoyed her and didn't have a favorite age or stage...as I truly enjoyed them all! I even asked my Mom..."she isn't like I was, is she?" My Mom replied, "No, she isn't." I told my Mom how I remembered basically being an obedient quiet child who was quiet...and, my Mom agreed that was how I was! Not that I stayed that way!! LOL! The good news is, when people meet my daughter today...they always comment on how well-mannered she is, and what a good job I have done...though, I am not done yet...
Glad you are OK! However, 5-star hangover...wouldn't that be the most severe??
Edgar Cayce...(natch, you've heard of him, right?) talked a bit about the liver and cleansing the liver...he claimed that you get a piece of flannel material...one that you can fold to needed size...but, not to go too large... anyway, you are to immerse the flannel in Castor Oil (wrapped in plastic!) and then microwave to desired heat...it must be tolerable to the skin...
You are to leave this flannel soaked cloth on with plastic over it for a period of time...
This is supposed to clean out the congestion suffered by your liver... Something to that effect... You should perhaps search the web regarding this—
It is an idea.
Whatever you feel is best!
Oh, yeah, I think Daveman is crazy about me...but, I also think that when a man has been hurt by a woman, it takes more time for these feelings to be verbalized! He tells me in little ways...in his e-mails...
yes, i am severely hungover. i called it a 5-star hangover because i was trying to be funny, but on a scale of 1-10, this is a good, solid, bowel-shaking 7.
i can't see very well, nausea threatens every couple minutes, my typing is shot, i look like hell (in a sexy kinda way) and my thoughts are trailing behind my actions with a mean, 2-second delay. so when i reach for my glass of water, i'm still thinking about the fact that i'm thirsty.
but i mustn't complain. i did this to myself, and it seemed like a great idea at the time.
yeah, edgar cayce is that psychic pisces, right?
so lemme get this straight - i'm supposed to put a warm piece of castor oil-soaked flannel on my lower back and hold it there? jesus christ, that's not gonna earn me any respect in the workplace. they already think i'm nuttier than mr. peanut.
as for this daveman, it sounds like you've got him by the sack. now it's time to squeeze. twist and squeeze, star. squeeze those twins until you get a marriage proposal.
oh god i am so sorry. it's the hangover talking. look away.
Hey Guys... Star- I'm glad you had a great weekend with the Daveman! I'm a big believer in actions speak louder than words. So even if he hasn't said it back yet - you know how he feels by what he does and the way he treats you. Ichthyo- that was really tacky!! Ha Ha You should let the alcohol talk more often. That was pretty damn funny. Sorry Star- but it really was. So you have a hang- over..Drinking lots of water always helped for me...it helps oxyginate the blood and flushes out the toxins. Hope you don't have to sound intelligent today if you have a 2 second delay in your thought process. Maybe you can sit there and look pensive. Everyone will think wow....he's really deep... Oh wait a minute you said you look like you have a hangover. Oh well the pensive thing won't work. You better just put your head on your desk and hang a sign saying "This is what drinking does to you.... Any Questions??" ~Thea
Thought taken. It really wouldnt help, if many (and they are) of my coworker's also drinker's. So hangover? I need to walk silently on other people's hangover's not my own.
You never fail to make me laugh! You are one funny guy and according to you(!) Sexy! As in "I look like hell (in a sexy kinda way)"... Actually, I love your attitude, Ichthyo and I say...just keep on havin' it! Just try to be a bit more kind to yourself...hangovers are hell!
Ohhh...bowel-shaking...it doesn't sound like you had the most FUN day!
Yes, Edgar Cayce was a psychic...Pisces? I don't know...maybe! And, you can hold the cloth on your abdomen...it does not have to be on the back...Oh, yeah, and use a heating pad to ensure the heat penetrates...but, don't do this kinda stuff at work! Believe me, I know how it is to have the other staff think they work with a nut! Thing is, that is a cool thing where I work. When I was a boss..I tried so hard to be normal...but, I just couldn't cut it...and those employees still love me and want me back...I wasn't always nice either and made them toe the line...go figure...
I bet the people you work with love you!
God, Ichthyo! I am not gonna hurt the guy over this! I am quite pleased, however, with how things are between us...marriage can wait...I will keep your advice in mind!
Hey, do you still have that #13 on your back? And, what is that all about—
Thea,
Don't be sorry...Ichthyo cracks me up! Did you know he is only like 23...and so smart, and funny! Oh, and sexy! Some girl in his future will be very lucky! The only thing in question is how and why he got that number on his back..
Heather,
Now why would you walk silently on other people's hangovers, but not your own?
Well...gotta go! Was thinking maybe we should start a new post— Ah...who cares! Take Care, My Friends Who Ensure That Laughter Is A Part Of My Life! Star
ahhhhh. i feel so much better today. thank you for your sympathy, even if i didn't deserve it. and what a nice liver i have! i'm guessing he can take at least a couple thousand more drinks before he finally kicks it.
star,
i have the number 13 tattooed on my right shoulder. i got it because i was born on the 13th of march. it's a pretty big tattoo, and it gives me power. power like animals.
that picture with the baby was just an image i made for shits'n'giggles. i ripped off the picture from some gallery of baby photos, and slapped the number on him. hey, it's comedy to me.
and star, am i to understand we will not be squeezing the twins today?
thea,
that cracked me up when you said - "Maybe you can sit there and look pensive. Everyone will think wow....he's really deep..."
and it would have worked, except for the following conversation that took place between me and my boss -
- - - - - - - -
boss: "hey zach, come into my office. i want to talk to you about some changes to the website." ichthyo: "um...perhaps we could meet right here instead?" boss: "why?" ichthyo: "because i must remain perfectly still." boss: "what are you talking about?" ichthyo: "i have no idea. is it hot in here?"
- - - - - - -
it was all downhill from there.
heather,
i'm not quite sure what you were saying in that last post, but that's okay. people seem to have very different takes on the english language at this site.
for example, check this out -
"Pisces wont tell what they feeling..Pisces was waiting 4 other said first...that means Pisces is same feeling wt u 2... "
that's an actual quote from one of the old threads. i swear to christ.
but anyway, yeah, i'll be 23 in 7 days. my power grows each year.
as for my next seduction, i want a woman my age or older. ideally, she will be a capricorn or a scorpio, with a hellfire boiling-point liquid mercury libido to match my own.
oh, i started a new thread for us, and anyone else who wants a piece. it's called "the triumvirate."
Thanks to you we will have another place to share these ultimate thoughts! You Go, Guy!
I work with a nurse who believes we should all be born with two livers...just out of fairness! She is funny! And loves to party!
Thanks for that insert of unknown English...I read stuff that makes me wonder...and even read the one you quoted...
I am very gentle with the twins...they are very special to me...he has said that no one else revered them the way I do...I do know how to treat special parts in a special way...but, I can't talk about all this!!
I think those are good choices for you with a companion/partner...and, yes, age is a factor...how old was your Virgo girl?
I personally like my men older...have gone younger twice and it depends on the maturity...sex was great...but, some different views...Mr.Silver Spoon thinks I am prejudiced though! (he is not a part of my life any longer...so, I say, he should get over it!! Just never had someone end the relationship before...so, hard for him to accept...it has been nearly 4 years...weird that he thinks we could just pick up...don't you agree—)
Ok...I figured no one is listening...so, I can just vent!!
One thing I do know...as I get older I understand my young boyfriends better...that sense of "must have"!!
Hi! It just felt more comfortable posting here under the blanket of many posts...
We are so out-there and visible until newer posts appear... Some think it is a serious post...
Uh...it isn't, is it??
Well, Ichthyo...things are marvelous with me...I really would have to say that the only thing that could make it better would be better weather!!! Now that must mean that my life is pretty damn good!! However, the weather does suck the big one! Drove home in that nasty s*** this morning! White-out conditions! Not fun! Freezing rain with powdery snow on top and coming down in a fine powder, blowing across the roads...
Bad Idea! Who thinks up this stuff?? We need a new writer for the weather!!!
It would be so cool if that could work...like whatever the weather man wrote it was going to do, it would do! Just need to find a cool weather man who doesn't have lots of hang-ups that he likes to take out on others!
Thea!
Girl, we are still wonderin' 'bout you! You be with that boss man o' yours? You be careful with all that! It be soundin' like dynamite to me!
Hi Guys... I'm sick with the flu! I haven't had the flu in I couldn't tell you how long. Anyway....I'm dying... I know I'm being a tad bit dramatic... It just feels like I'm dying! And Yes Star..... Screwed up again last Monday! What the hell is wrong with me! I'm not going to let it get to me though... baby steps. Maybe next time it will be longer than 13 days.... Hey 13...Ichthyo's tattoo. Cool.. Yeah some of these posts I have to read a couple times before I figure out what they are saying. Ichthyo- that was funny "Is it hot in here??" Ha Ha And Star- I'm so happy that you are so comfortable with us to share about your attention to the twins. You Guys are too much!!🙂 ~Thea
Star- I know where it's heading and in a way it is kind of liberating to know that at the end of 6 months it's over ..period. I know I will get hurt- It's like a yo-yo thing now- extreme happiness to rock bottom (every other day.) I remember the first time I tried to break it off - 2 weeks later. He said lets just see where this takes us. The whole time I was thinking "It is not going to take us anywhere. We are both unavailable. We both don't want to put our family thru any pain. What the hell am I doing listening to this crap I know better. I'm a realist. I'm not living in a fantasy world there is no happy ending in this - One of us is going to get hurt." I should have tried the nail clippings and the lock of hair thing like you did.... I guess I'm just going to do my best to stay away. However, the new office thing is a good thing. Before I was kinda isolated so it was easy to talk to him and vice versa. This new office is located in a very populated area and the walls aren't very insulated. Very easy to hear thru..... So that's good.. Of course I may be a tad bit irritable because I'm not getting any attention.... I want my cake and I want to eat it too! (you know if you have a dirty mind that is really a suggestive saying. Ok - I'll get my mind out of the gutter.) Anyway I will endeavor to control myself. Uh I really just want to stick my head in the sand and maybe it will go away?? I know ..I know.. you have to face your problems....but I don't want toooooo..... I'm still a little sick my courage will be back tomorrow. Don't worry. Thanks my friend...~Thea
But, seriously, I have never gotten myself tangled like that (general deep-seated lack of trust...that I am sort of over...)..so, no experience in this area...just know that usually the outcome is not favorable...
Whatever path you choose...do what is best for YOU!
now we're posting in 3 different threads? ridiculous.
star,
i understand exactly what you mean about the "blanket of posts." posting here, the stalkers have to dig pretty deep to discover our lecherous debauchery.
so you're doing especially well lately? excellent.
are you in the midwestern portion of the states? cuz the weather has been pretty weak here in the northwest too, but not as bad as you described.
thea,
sorry you've been sick. you must not have been getting enough sleep.
sinner.
just kidn. but i've avoided sickness for almost a year now. usually i get sick every single year, sometimes twice. but not this time. would you like to know how i've beaten the germs?
power. raw, throbbing power. you see, i sold my soul to satan when i was in the 4th grade in exchange for paula abdul. i was terribly infatuated and would stop at nothing to attain her. the deal was thus -
extra-sensory abilities, demonic-sex techniques and paula abdul for my immortal soul.
the lord of flies, the father of lies, the king-fuck-of-shit-mountain has yet to deliver paula, but he's been true to the other aspects of the deal. -hence, my freedom from illness.
And yes, I am in the midwest. Minnesota! My family has that odd way of speaking..."I'm talkin' Minnesotan. Ya. I'm talkin' Minnesotan. Ya. I think so"...I make fun of them....they take it well. I have only been back in this area for about 5 years now...and I don't think I can ever let myself have that odd accent again...if I ever did have it— Now, a good Brooklyn accent...that is what I am developing...anything with attitude!
"power. raw, throbbing power"!! I love it!! What is Paula doing these days, anyway??
You are right about sleep or lack of it being a factor in the weakening of the immune system...
Daveman invited me to stay at his place when the weather was bad...and I almost did...but, it was clear when I got off work, however, I thought "hey, that could be fun anyway"..........and then I remembered the tragic truth!! I had on icky underwear! Period underwear! (Women have different underwear for different occasions...there is icky underwear for the period days..everyday comfortable underwear and the underwear that you let your man see...and the special times underwear that you only let him see once in awhile...end of underwear lesson)...so, I called him on my cell and told him that I couldn't come over because I had on icky underwear...he laughed and said, "Thank you for saving me from that!" Don't you just love him! He sounded so sexy too! I woke him up...but, he didn't care. How sweet... Anyway...lesson learned! Now, I will always have another pair of underwear in my trunk...you just never know!
I can vouch for the underwear thing.. I do it too! However in a pinch I have been known to ditch the ugly underwear and go without. (Depends on how bad I want to see them!) I haven't had any complaints yet...WARNING... if your wearing a skirt or a dress and it's windy you may cause a few automobile accidents. If nothing else you will get hooted and honked at!!! (The embarrassment goes away after a few days.) ~Thea
If a passive Virgo girl is in love with a Scorpio.. will he be able to control and manipulate her emotionally because he is known to be GOOD IN BED? Do you think they are THAT good anyway??
Good question! As a Virgo girl, I'm not sure if I could fulfill ALL their needs and expectations, but if I met a male Scorpion who loved and respected me, maybe he could help me!
SOME people (especially Scorpios) may think so, but I certainly don't! I'm a Virgo girl who believes TRUST COMES FIRST! Why? It's the root of all relationships - no trust, no sex!
I have been dating a Virgo here for about a month or two and everything seems to be going just fine but on alot of the books and sites I read, it is mentioned to be a lethal combination. Has anyone that is a Scorpio had much experience with Virgo relatio
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star,
spill that good news. but before you do, i'm gonna take a guess as to what it is - you're pregnant!! right? either that or you had a baby, but i should hope to christ you wouldn't go out drinking with one of those things inside your body.
thea,
joe is missing in action.
and i don't know where you two lovelies were last night, but i got my intoxication ON. fo' sheezy. it was refreshing...in a liver-damage sort of way.
-ichthyo