Ichthyo- Your posts sound a tad too gleeful for you not to be joining me in the Sinner catagory!! Someone besides Star must've had a good weekend!! Are you going to fess up or are you going to keep it a lit-tle se-cret for awhile— ~Thea
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Thea,
I was wondering the same thing about Ichthyo's weekend...
However, I think she is just eye-candy at this point and not another notch in the belt...or whatever it is they call it these days...but, she is making him work hard...
Hmmm..no mention of a hangover either...that is good! His liver needs a break...
Yeah...I didn't mention the going without..at my age, I thought that could gross poor Icthyo out! But, it is definitely a fun option!!
Ichthyo,
I do trust that your life is progressing well and that you are treating the young ladies with respect in your quest for massive amounts of sex!!
Doesn't it seem that the whole sex/relationship thing should be easier??
Like you just feed into a machine the info of what you are looking for and it finds some suitable matches...that way if you just want certain aspects...Wha-la...
Did you know that Mel Gibson met his wife through a dating service? Hmmm...interesting...
Star
I was wondering the same thing about Ichthyo's weekend...
However, I think she is just eye-candy at this point and not another notch in the belt...or whatever it is they call it these days...but, she is making him work hard...
Hmmm..no mention of a hangover either...that is good! His liver needs a break...
Yeah...I didn't mention the going without..at my age, I thought that could gross poor Icthyo out! But, it is definitely a fun option!!
Ichthyo,
I do trust that your life is progressing well and that you are treating the young ladies with respect in your quest for massive amounts of sex!!
Doesn't it seem that the whole sex/relationship thing should be easier??
Like you just feed into a machine the info of what you are looking for and it finds some suitable matches...that way if you just want certain aspects...Wha-la...
Did you know that Mel Gibson met his wife through a dating service? Hmmm...interesting...
Star
whoohaw haw hawhaw...minnesota...that is just so perfect. star, you couldn't, and shouldn't, be anywhere else. 🙂
i don't know what paula abdul has been doing since the late 80's, but i must sing her a tribute now....
STRAIGHT UP NOW TELL ME, DO YOU REALLY WANNA LUUUV ME FOREVAH? *dun* *dun* *dun* OR ARE YOU, JUST HAVIN' FUUUN...
alright. that was refreshing.
star and thea,
thank you for the open and honest discussion of your underwear. the more you can tell me about things like this, the more effective seduction wizard i'll become.
i wear one type of underwear - boxers. sexy boxers. i have one pair printed with all these windows and signs that say "hourly motel." when you turn the lights out, you can see glowing silhouettes of people undressing in the windows. these are my, "oh god, i am totally going to score" boxers, and they are great.
i'm tellin' ya - you two lovelies wouldn't stand a chance if i dropped-trow and blazed these babies. 70's funk music would start, and history would be made.
honestly, i didn't hook up with anyone over the weekend, and the only woman in my life is made by johnson & johnson.
hell, if women were food, i'd be starving. i am transforming into my former incarnation as the slap-king. the skin tugger. the mighty mighty shaft-wielding primate with testoserone-enhanced libido and kung-fu grip.
-ichthyo
i don't know what paula abdul has been doing since the late 80's, but i must sing her a tribute now....
STRAIGHT UP NOW TELL ME, DO YOU REALLY WANNA LUUUV ME FOREVAH? *dun* *dun* *dun* OR ARE YOU, JUST HAVIN' FUUUN...
alright. that was refreshing.
star and thea,
thank you for the open and honest discussion of your underwear. the more you can tell me about things like this, the more effective seduction wizard i'll become.
i wear one type of underwear - boxers. sexy boxers. i have one pair printed with all these windows and signs that say "hourly motel." when you turn the lights out, you can see glowing silhouettes of people undressing in the windows. these are my, "oh god, i am totally going to score" boxers, and they are great.
i'm tellin' ya - you two lovelies wouldn't stand a chance if i dropped-trow and blazed these babies. 70's funk music would start, and history would be made.
honestly, i didn't hook up with anyone over the weekend, and the only woman in my life is made by johnson & johnson.
hell, if women were food, i'd be starving. i am transforming into my former incarnation as the slap-king. the skin tugger. the mighty mighty shaft-wielding primate with testoserone-enhanced libido and kung-fu grip.
-ichthyo
Ichthyo!
Well, at least you will have one strong hand!
Are you making fun of me?? Why, I oughta!! OK...Minnesota is a bit goofy, perhaps, but, we are not totally backwards! What state, exactly, are you in? (I am referring to one of the United States!)
I hope your starvation situation improves. Seriously, Ichthyo...it always sounded to me like you were the kind of guy that cares about communication and all the pieces fitting...so, even though now you are talking like you are the man with a "sex-plan"...I know you are deeper than that!!
Take Care!
Star
Well, at least you will have one strong hand!
Are you making fun of me?? Why, I oughta!! OK...Minnesota is a bit goofy, perhaps, but, we are not totally backwards! What state, exactly, are you in? (I am referring to one of the United States!)
I hope your starvation situation improves. Seriously, Ichthyo...it always sounded to me like you were the kind of guy that cares about communication and all the pieces fitting...so, even though now you are talking like you are the man with a "sex-plan"...I know you are deeper than that!!
Take Care!
Star
Ichthyo and Thea,
We have a dreg follower. I cannot abide dregs! He has posted to Joe on the newest post on here...(Joe wrote to us, by the way)...
I think we all know that Joe...good guy that he is, is sort of an innocent...you know what I mean...he doesn't deserve a dreg to be all nasty to him! My humanitarianism just screams at this and makes me want to....Well, it isn't pretty!
I think I may know who the dreg is...so, I try to keep my mouth shut, but, do not always succeed!
:+
Workin' on it!
Star
We have a dreg follower. I cannot abide dregs! He has posted to Joe on the newest post on here...(Joe wrote to us, by the way)...
I think we all know that Joe...good guy that he is, is sort of an innocent...you know what I mean...he doesn't deserve a dreg to be all nasty to him! My humanitarianism just screams at this and makes me want to....Well, it isn't pretty!
I think I may know who the dreg is...so, I try to keep my mouth shut, but, do not always succeed!
:+
Workin' on it!
Star
:x
Star
Star
Star- I'm sure between the three of us we can whip them into shape. Maybe they will turn over a new leaf. Or maybe not?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ICHTHYO!! Just wanted to post it - gotta go for now. I don't know if I like this office thing. I thought I would have more privacy- I have less!
~Thea
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ICHTHYO!! Just wanted to post it - gotta go for now. I don't know if I like this office thing. I thought I would have more privacy- I have less!
~Thea
Well everyone has left - so it's safe to post!! Ha Ha
Ichthyo- last two paragraphs in the post way up there did it to me again. Star- Who is this Dreg? I read the posts - I think it's a guy. Obviously thinks he's funny.. NOT! Hey why doesn't anyone want to know where I'm from? I'm am soooo hurt! Well I'm going to tell you whether ya'll want to know or not! I'm from Pittsburg, PA moved to Mississippi (where I picked up the "ya'll") presently residing in Texas.
Now I have a relationship scenerio I need opinions on. Scenerio- Comes in Monday forgot I moved to new office thought I quit. Stopped by with a relieved look said "I thought you quit." Then the rest of the day spent walking by my office looking in when he thought I wasn't looking. Then one minute he's being sweet, sexy and hitting on me, the next he's being an ass! Finally I ask him if he is on the rag because he's being awfully pissy. He said noooo then changes the subject. I don't know whether he was irritated with the fact that he couldn't exactly avoid me anymore and had mixed feelings - See the office is 2 doors away from him. Before he only saw me maybe 20 minutes a day. Now he sees me all the time and hears my voice constantly. Whether he wants to admit it or not I think it was helping him to be "good" when he didn't see me as much. I know it did for me. Now I think he's glad to see me but is mad that he is now in this predicament so he's taking it out at me.... Oh and Today he's sitting there with his feet on his desk and I was just playing around and knocked them off. I said "Did it hurt?" He said "No" I said "Oh well I'll need to think of something else to do then". He said "Oh I don't know you could say you hated me again." So what do ya'll think?
~Thea
Ichthyo- last two paragraphs in the post way up there did it to me again. Star- Who is this Dreg? I read the posts - I think it's a guy. Obviously thinks he's funny.. NOT! Hey why doesn't anyone want to know where I'm from? I'm am soooo hurt! Well I'm going to tell you whether ya'll want to know or not! I'm from Pittsburg, PA moved to Mississippi (where I picked up the "ya'll") presently residing in Texas.
Now I have a relationship scenerio I need opinions on. Scenerio- Comes in Monday forgot I moved to new office thought I quit. Stopped by with a relieved look said "I thought you quit." Then the rest of the day spent walking by my office looking in when he thought I wasn't looking. Then one minute he's being sweet, sexy and hitting on me, the next he's being an ass! Finally I ask him if he is on the rag because he's being awfully pissy. He said noooo then changes the subject. I don't know whether he was irritated with the fact that he couldn't exactly avoid me anymore and had mixed feelings - See the office is 2 doors away from him. Before he only saw me maybe 20 minutes a day. Now he sees me all the time and hears my voice constantly. Whether he wants to admit it or not I think it was helping him to be "good" when he didn't see me as much. I know it did for me. Now I think he's glad to see me but is mad that he is now in this predicament so he's taking it out at me.... Oh and Today he's sitting there with his feet on his desk and I was just playing around and knocked them off. I said "Did it hurt?" He said "No" I said "Oh well I'll need to think of something else to do then". He said "Oh I don't know you could say you hated me again." So what do ya'll think?
~Thea
My God I sound like a teenager!! I am too old to be acting like this.
~Thea
~Thea
Ok guys- I promise no more Scenerios!
~Thea
~Thea
star,
what is a dreg? a drunk person? i know the posts you're talking about, but i don't know what the term itself means.
i don't know what it is about you, but minnesota is just perfect. maybe it's the stereotype that the folks up there are all jolly, good-natured and warm at heart. cuz to me, you seem like this big, giant disembodied heart floating around...you're full of kindness and blood. wait...
...i'm just trying to say you're a caring, positive and warm person. 😉
as for my "sex-plan," sure, there's more to me than that. but you know i'm just coming off a fairly intense relationship, so i'm on the rebound. i'm on the prowl. i am the wolf. i will have my little red riding hood.
couple this with the fact that my libido is, and has always been overly intense...well s***...there's nothing i'd rather be doing at this moment than ramming.
thea,
ahhh texas. texas, texas. another appropriate location, but i don't know why.
did you spit coffee again this time? my god...i can see it now...a whole new profession for me; making older women spew hot liquids at work with typed words. i'll make millions.
sounds to me like this guy still wants your frame. he doesn't want to let go or move on. maybe intellectually he does, but not in his heart and in his shorts. am i wrong?
also, it sounds like you're still walking the rift as well. still playin' around maybe? i mean, how badly do you wish to be rid of your relationship with him?
anyway. um...i've decided i no longer wish to grow older. turning 23 today is fine, but thats it. no more. i'm done.
oh yeah - i'm in oregon.
-ichthyo
what is a dreg? a drunk person? i know the posts you're talking about, but i don't know what the term itself means.
i don't know what it is about you, but minnesota is just perfect. maybe it's the stereotype that the folks up there are all jolly, good-natured and warm at heart. cuz to me, you seem like this big, giant disembodied heart floating around...you're full of kindness and blood. wait...
...i'm just trying to say you're a caring, positive and warm person. 😉
as for my "sex-plan," sure, there's more to me than that. but you know i'm just coming off a fairly intense relationship, so i'm on the rebound. i'm on the prowl. i am the wolf. i will have my little red riding hood.
couple this with the fact that my libido is, and has always been overly intense...well s***...there's nothing i'd rather be doing at this moment than ramming.
thea,
ahhh texas. texas, texas. another appropriate location, but i don't know why.
did you spit coffee again this time? my god...i can see it now...a whole new profession for me; making older women spew hot liquids at work with typed words. i'll make millions.
sounds to me like this guy still wants your frame. he doesn't want to let go or move on. maybe intellectually he does, but not in his heart and in his shorts. am i wrong?
also, it sounds like you're still walking the rift as well. still playin' around maybe? i mean, how badly do you wish to be rid of your relationship with him?
anyway. um...i've decided i no longer wish to grow older. turning 23 today is fine, but thats it. no more. i'm done.
oh yeah - i'm in oregon.
-ichthyo
Thea,
There is a guy from L.A. posting as SKEE-LO, AKA Carlos...but he is also possibly from Atlanta, as he supposedly had a cousin who posted from there...odd guy! Loves to fight and when people don't fight...he posts anonymously and sometimes adopts a female personality...but, they are all so obviously him. You are right...he does think he is funny...but, mean and nasty are not funny...well, nasty alone can be funny, in reference to sexy-nasty! Like Ichthyo! He is way hilarious! I agree with you...the same paragraphs of his that got you, got me!
Your boss is so hot for you and seeing you more now...well, it is getting to him...he had mixed feelings when he thought you quit...he was sort of relieved in the fact that he would no longer have to fight his urges and that it was over so simply, and yet, he would miss you...but, when he saw you, he was SOOO glad to see you, truly! that it shocked him and now he is kinda pissed at you that you have such an affect on him...men want to have a simple affair...but, it is rarely simple.
OK! I cheated once...OK! twice! But, it was years ago, and, oh my god, it was good! I got married too young..19...and dumb me! to a man I didn't love...I had an affair when I was 21 at which time I asked for a separation...then I cheated again when I was 23...I didn't want to keep lusting after other men and I wanted my husband to find someone who really loved him (and WANTED to have sex with him)...I was sure there was someone...it just wasn't me! He had bad pheromones...but, that was before I knew what pheromones were...he smelled funny and sex was so much work for me, because he just didn't do it for me. I know, I never should have married him. We were good friends...and that was it for me. He worshipped me and I hated it. He called me "Angel" and I was the devil...and I knew it! I still can't stand to be called stuff like "Sweetie" or "Honey"..it is just too fake for me!
Thea! Of course, we wanted to know where you are from and where you live now!! Uh... I was just about to ask...
Actually, I was too busy giving Ichthyo a hard time about picking on me...
Seriously, though thanks for sharing and yes, Texas does seem like the perfect setting for your saga...
Ichthyo,
A dreg is the most worthless part...dregs of the earth...dregs of society...I know, her my positive, caring personna takes on a new light..."full of kindness and blood"...would that be a special type of vampire?? One who only takes the blood of those who are suffering??
Thanks for the compliment, Ichthyo! Seriously...after the fumbling, (LOL) it came out very nice. Thank you.
Oregon is nice...only driven through part of it once though...
Ahhh, to be 23 again. If a person could stop the age clock...that would be the perfect age to stop it at...
So...this is interesting...we got it fairly well covered in an east, west, north, south kind of thing...(Hey,
Thea! my fellow witch friend!) Joe is in Manhattan. Ichthyo is in Oregon. I am in Minnesota and Thea, you are in Texas. Hmmm. So, what do we do now??
I am getting emotional here...j/k!
Happy Birthday, Ichthyo! Many good days ahead!
You guys are awesome!
Star
There is a guy from L.A. posting as SKEE-LO, AKA Carlos...but he is also possibly from Atlanta, as he supposedly had a cousin who posted from there...odd guy! Loves to fight and when people don't fight...he posts anonymously and sometimes adopts a female personality...but, they are all so obviously him. You are right...he does think he is funny...but, mean and nasty are not funny...well, nasty alone can be funny, in reference to sexy-nasty! Like Ichthyo! He is way hilarious! I agree with you...the same paragraphs of his that got you, got me!
Your boss is so hot for you and seeing you more now...well, it is getting to him...he had mixed feelings when he thought you quit...he was sort of relieved in the fact that he would no longer have to fight his urges and that it was over so simply, and yet, he would miss you...but, when he saw you, he was SOOO glad to see you, truly! that it shocked him and now he is kinda pissed at you that you have such an affect on him...men want to have a simple affair...but, it is rarely simple.
OK! I cheated once...OK! twice! But, it was years ago, and, oh my god, it was good! I got married too young..19...and dumb me! to a man I didn't love...I had an affair when I was 21 at which time I asked for a separation...then I cheated again when I was 23...I didn't want to keep lusting after other men and I wanted my husband to find someone who really loved him (and WANTED to have sex with him)...I was sure there was someone...it just wasn't me! He had bad pheromones...but, that was before I knew what pheromones were...he smelled funny and sex was so much work for me, because he just didn't do it for me. I know, I never should have married him. We were good friends...and that was it for me. He worshipped me and I hated it. He called me "Angel" and I was the devil...and I knew it! I still can't stand to be called stuff like "Sweetie" or "Honey"..it is just too fake for me!
Thea! Of course, we wanted to know where you are from and where you live now!! Uh... I was just about to ask...
Actually, I was too busy giving Ichthyo a hard time about picking on me...
Seriously, though thanks for sharing and yes, Texas does seem like the perfect setting for your saga...
Ichthyo,
A dreg is the most worthless part...dregs of the earth...dregs of society...I know, her my positive, caring personna takes on a new light..."full of kindness and blood"...would that be a special type of vampire?? One who only takes the blood of those who are suffering??
Thanks for the compliment, Ichthyo! Seriously...after the fumbling, (LOL) it came out very nice. Thank you.
Oregon is nice...only driven through part of it once though...
Ahhh, to be 23 again. If a person could stop the age clock...that would be the perfect age to stop it at...
So...this is interesting...we got it fairly well covered in an east, west, north, south kind of thing...(Hey,
Thea! my fellow witch friend!) Joe is in Manhattan. Ichthyo is in Oregon. I am in Minnesota and Thea, you are in Texas. Hmmm. So, what do we do now??
I am getting emotional here...j/k!
Happy Birthday, Ichthyo! Many good days ahead!
You guys are awesome!
Star
Ichthyo and Thea,
Oh yeah, forgot to say...on my second cheat...I divorced him. I could have remained friends with him forever though...but, I would have always needed a man I could have sex with on the side...and I didn't want to live that way for the rest of my life.
He did eventually meet and marry a woman who truly loved him and obviously had sex with him as they had children and even looked like him...(so I did the right thing!! LOL!)
He and I remained friends and talked to each other on the phone until one day he told me that his wife didn't like it and was jealous of me...he said that she had seen pictures and thought I was prettier, etc...I bowed out graciously...heck, I wanted to tell her I was no competition...but, that didn't seem right either...the guy was finally getting some real sex...everybody deserves that no matter how they smell. LOL!
I love the way Daveman smells...it is kinda woodsy...but, in a good way...patchouli-ish...He just laughs when I smell him...but, he also knows that good things are in store!! LOL!
Gotta go dream!
Star
Oh yeah, forgot to say...on my second cheat...I divorced him. I could have remained friends with him forever though...but, I would have always needed a man I could have sex with on the side...and I didn't want to live that way for the rest of my life.
He did eventually meet and marry a woman who truly loved him and obviously had sex with him as they had children and even looked like him...(so I did the right thing!! LOL!)
He and I remained friends and talked to each other on the phone until one day he told me that his wife didn't like it and was jealous of me...he said that she had seen pictures and thought I was prettier, etc...I bowed out graciously...heck, I wanted to tell her I was no competition...but, that didn't seem right either...the guy was finally getting some real sex...everybody deserves that no matter how they smell. LOL!
I love the way Daveman smells...it is kinda woodsy...but, in a good way...patchouli-ish...He just laughs when I smell him...but, he also knows that good things are in store!! LOL!
Gotta go dream!
Star
Thea,
I cannot go to sleep until I clear this up...I implied that I had no experience with cheating earlier in this post...I meant in cheating with married men...the guys were single...I wasn't.
I know...damnation and hell! LOL! I suppose I shouldn't really laugh at that...but, ah...LOL!
My life does feel like more than one life in this one...it is an interesting feeling...keep that in mind, for one day, you may feel the same.
Star
I cannot go to sleep until I clear this up...I implied that I had no experience with cheating earlier in this post...I meant in cheating with married men...the guys were single...I wasn't.
I know...damnation and hell! LOL! I suppose I shouldn't really laugh at that...but, ah...LOL!
My life does feel like more than one life in this one...it is an interesting feeling...keep that in mind, for one day, you may feel the same.
Star
Thea and Ichthyo,
It looks safe. I guess that Mt_moonshine believes herself to be my friend...but, I get strange vibrations from her..my daughter gets them too! I occasionally ask her opinion as she is very in-tune psychically speaking...and she gets the same weird vibrations that I get...so, I am done with conversing with her as it has been confirmed...psycho-in-need-of-attention-that-I-am-unable-to-give!!
Damn! We don't need psychos! There is enough going on without that!
Just my lame opinion!
Am_My_Own_Brand_Of_Psycho_Anyway!
Star
It looks safe. I guess that Mt_moonshine believes herself to be my friend...but, I get strange vibrations from her..my daughter gets them too! I occasionally ask her opinion as she is very in-tune psychically speaking...and she gets the same weird vibrations that I get...so, I am done with conversing with her as it has been confirmed...psycho-in-need-of-attention-that-I-am-unable-to-give!!
Damn! We don't need psychos! There is enough going on without that!
Just my lame opinion!
Am_My_Own_Brand_Of_Psycho_Anyway!
Star
Clarification: 'Tis me daughter that be psychically inclined, ye know...
Star
Star
Seriously, my daughter is one awesome chick...if she tells me of another existence that we had together, I believe her...
We have had episodes of de-ja-vu and she could recall more than I could...she has told me stories once that occurred and I never feel discrepancy...I feel just weird with Mt_ and not comfortable at all!! Do you guys feel anything weird?
Star
We have had episodes of de-ja-vu and she could recall more than I could...she has told me stories once that occurred and I never feel discrepancy...I feel just weird with Mt_ and not comfortable at all!! Do you guys feel anything weird?
Star
I know what your saying about MT_. I definitely picked up on it. I don't know what it is about her... but my intuition went haywire for a second. That's why I didn't post on the other after she posted. I thought it was just me. ~Thea
Ichthyo- Making "HOT" older women spew hot liquids at work with your words. You forgot the "HOT" oh and "Sensual" "Uninhibited" "Wanton" "Witty" women. Star- did I miss anything?
Of course he still wants my frame- because of all of the above.... and yes I'm still walking the rift- the guys stupid voice makes me hot! Now he has really good pheromones! Intellectually I want to be rid of it...but my body refuses to accept it! I am soooo weak!
Star- I can't believe it. You too! I just love you for telling me. Oh and I know what your saying about getting married too young. I got married at 19 too. I don't think I really loved him either. I just wanted to get out of the house and I thought getting married and having kids was what I needed to do in life. That I wouldn't really be an adult without these things? I don't know- I was pretty stupid then. Lasted 5 years he was in the military. Gone alot. It was while he was gone that I actually grew up. We were in Okla. no family, no friends. I was there with a new baby. No one to help. I learned to be self reliant. I had to be. There was no one else. Anyway 5 years in to the marriage he meets the girl in strip club - falls in love. We get divorced. Yes guys I've been married twice.... I am a loser... I guess I'm not good at being married. My first husband wasn't good at it either. He is now getting a divorce- she cheated on him. Go figure..
That's what kills me about what I'm doing. I've been there, it's something I always said I would never do. I'm such a hypocrit! Oh well such is life I'm not going to beat myself up over it. It's part of my persona and I just need to accept it and try to be a better person. Anyways you guys are great! I love that I can tell you guys this stuff!
~Thea
Of course he still wants my frame- because of all of the above.... and yes I'm still walking the rift- the guys stupid voice makes me hot! Now he has really good pheromones! Intellectually I want to be rid of it...but my body refuses to accept it! I am soooo weak!
Star- I can't believe it. You too! I just love you for telling me. Oh and I know what your saying about getting married too young. I got married at 19 too. I don't think I really loved him either. I just wanted to get out of the house and I thought getting married and having kids was what I needed to do in life. That I wouldn't really be an adult without these things? I don't know- I was pretty stupid then. Lasted 5 years he was in the military. Gone alot. It was while he was gone that I actually grew up. We were in Okla. no family, no friends. I was there with a new baby. No one to help. I learned to be self reliant. I had to be. There was no one else. Anyway 5 years in to the marriage he meets the girl in strip club - falls in love. We get divorced. Yes guys I've been married twice.... I am a loser... I guess I'm not good at being married. My first husband wasn't good at it either. He is now getting a divorce- she cheated on him. Go figure..
That's what kills me about what I'm doing. I've been there, it's something I always said I would never do. I'm such a hypocrit! Oh well such is life I'm not going to beat myself up over it. It's part of my persona and I just need to accept it and try to be a better person. Anyways you guys are great! I love that I can tell you guys this stuff!
~Thea
Star- I know it is probably ve-ry obvious and I am being incredibly dense. What does LOL mean? Acronims are not my thing... LOTS OF LOVE—?
maybe??
~Thea
maybe??
~Thea
yo yo yo, what it is.
star,
if you've gone to the trouble to ask your daughter what she picked up from mt_moonshine, is it fair to assume you've also done the same for me and thea?
and if so, what did she sense from us?
thea,
you are the golden, honey-dipped carnal sex goddess of the ages,
and every young man on earth would kill for the chance to
bounce your chassis and praise your curves for the incredible geometry they are.
star,
if you've gone to the trouble to ask your daughter what she picked up from mt_moonshine, is it fair to assume you've also done the same for me and thea?
and if so, what did she sense from us?
thea,
you are the golden, honey-dipped carnal sex goddess of the ages,
and every young man on earth would kill for the chance to
bounce your chassis and praise your curves for the incredible geometry they are.
thea,
LOL means "laugh out loud" or "laughing out loud."
ROFLMAO means "rolling on the floor, laughing my a** off."
GIWINAIWSANTGT means "god i want ichthyo's nuts and i will stop at nothing to get them.
can you dig it?
-ichthyo
LOL means "laugh out loud" or "laughing out loud."
ROFLMAO means "rolling on the floor, laughing my a** off."
GIWINAIWSANTGT means "god i want ichthyo's nuts and i will stop at nothing to get them.
can you dig it?
-ichthyo
ROTFLMAO- and yes I can dig it!
~Thea
~Thea
thea,
have you been checking the posts under "ichthyo, ichthyo?"
feel the love.
ichthyo
have you been checking the posts under "ichthyo, ichthyo?"
feel the love.
ichthyo
Guess what's on the radio.....
How bout some inspiration pleeeaaasseee.
You know everytime I hear straight up I'm going to think of you.
Oh yeah - I read the post "Mighty Ichthyo"
~Thea
How bout some inspiration pleeeaaasseee.
You know everytime I hear straight up I'm going to think of you.
Oh yeah - I read the post "Mighty Ichthyo"
~Thea
So now I'm poison? You are going to get it... I just need to get my rhyming groove on and your dead meat my friend! LOL!
~Thea
~Thea
Star didn't post last night! STAR WHERE ARE YOU— You think she was working or was she with the Daveman workin it? AAAaaahhhh... Man she's going to kill me! =)
~Thea
~Thea
No killing here! You're safe with me! If you must know, my daughter thinks you guys are nerds...but are my friends...
She says I am a nerd...that is the 14 year old description of intelligent...so, don't take it too harshly!
Yeah! Damn, Thea! I am a loser. I have been married twice, and my daughter was born after that...he asked me and I just couldn't get married again...I was beginning to think I was LIZ!!
I came here first...so, if you assholes did anything BAD...I will find out!! LOL!
Weird how you felt strange vibes with MT_ too...thanks for letting me know!
Star
She says I am a nerd...that is the 14 year old description of intelligent...so, don't take it too harshly!
Yeah! Damn, Thea! I am a loser. I have been married twice, and my daughter was born after that...he asked me and I just couldn't get married again...I was beginning to think I was LIZ!!
I came here first...so, if you assholes did anything BAD...I will find out!! LOL!
Weird how you felt strange vibes with MT_ too...thanks for letting me know!
Star
As usual Ichthyo, Godlike Ichthyo, cracked me up to the max!!
Did I tell you guys that I was without power?? Damn! I love Ben Franklin! Can somebody invent underground wires??
I hate being dependent on anything! OHHH! The Daveman was soooo sweet...he said we were welcome to come over...but, travel wasn't recommended...so, I called the Holiday Inn...asked if they had electricity and there we went!!
Thanks for appreciating my frankness Thea...that was before my drug years...amazing I remember!! j/k!
Love you guys!
Star
Did I tell you guys that I was without power?? Damn! I love Ben Franklin! Can somebody invent underground wires??
I hate being dependent on anything! OHHH! The Daveman was soooo sweet...he said we were welcome to come over...but, travel wasn't recommended...so, I called the Holiday Inn...asked if they had electricity and there we went!!
Thanks for appreciating my frankness Thea...that was before my drug years...amazing I remember!! j/k!
Love you guys!
Star
Well if I was 14 - I'd call us nerds too. Matter o' fact I pretty much called everyone nerds when I was 14. I think....we'll no... I still call people nerds (goodnaturedly of course)... but we aren't in that catagory.... our posts are cool. Our posts are cool right— Someone— Anyone—
~Thea
~Thea
Oh no not drugs too... Star!! Ok -me too... Man is nothing sacred around here?
~Thea
~Thea
I say man alot - did you guys notice??
I gotta stop that.
~Thea
I gotta stop that.
~Thea
Thea,
I say man a lot too...
I try not to fall into those frequent word usages...but, man, I just can't help it!!
Yes! Our posts are cool...though, I suppose I should watch what I say...
Nah! Who cares?
Ichthyo,
Interesting...the futha muckin' stuff...
Back in the 70's we thought it was way cool to say, "Futha Mucka" and another of our favorites was "Siss on you Pister, You're not so Muckin' Fuch"...
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! We were cool! Which is why I still am!! Right??
Well, it is Friday night...so, I would imagine you are in the mood to kill a few brain cells...
Have fun!
Star
I say man a lot too...
I try not to fall into those frequent word usages...but, man, I just can't help it!!
Yes! Our posts are cool...though, I suppose I should watch what I say...
Nah! Who cares?
Ichthyo,
Interesting...the futha muckin' stuff...
Back in the 70's we thought it was way cool to say, "Futha Mucka" and another of our favorites was "Siss on you Pister, You're not so Muckin' Fuch"...
Oh yeah! Oh yeah! We were cool! Which is why I still am!! Right??
Well, it is Friday night...so, I would imagine you are in the mood to kill a few brain cells...
Have fun!
Star
Ichthyo and Thea,
Seriously, I really do enjoy people who I can laugh with and talk about anything with...and not feel that I will be judged...
Now that is cool!
You guys are the best!
Have a good weekend!
Star
Seriously, I really do enjoy people who I can laugh with and talk about anything with...and not feel that I will be judged...
Now that is cool!
You guys are the best!
Have a good weekend!
Star
Hey!
I hope you didn't get offended by that whole 'asshole' thing...I don't know why, but, I sometimes call my really good friends nasty names like that! (What is wrong with me?? OK. I have a list...nah, just kidding!) (The good thing is, I consider you guys to be a part of my good friend family...the bad thing is...now I will be nasty to you...OK! I will try to be nice!!)
God, when I read that...I thought...what was I thinkin?? but, you guys took it really well...the sign of a friend....forgiving me for being a shit!
My daughter does not read what we post to each other usually...just so you know...she feels she should give me privacy as I try to do the same for her...although, she does occasionally ask what is making me laugh so hard when I am at the computer...
And it is the wit I find here...
Oh, Thea...I did have her read our poems...she liked yours the best! She has good taste, huh!
Ichthyo, I do not let her read your stuff...(just kidding!)...
but, seriously...I do try to be a Mom and give her good values and not screw up her life...
I did learn a lot from my screw-ups though...
Any thoughts on that?
Star
I hope you didn't get offended by that whole 'asshole' thing...I don't know why, but, I sometimes call my really good friends nasty names like that! (What is wrong with me?? OK. I have a list...nah, just kidding!) (The good thing is, I consider you guys to be a part of my good friend family...the bad thing is...now I will be nasty to you...OK! I will try to be nice!!)
God, when I read that...I thought...what was I thinkin?? but, you guys took it really well...the sign of a friend....forgiving me for being a shit!
My daughter does not read what we post to each other usually...just so you know...she feels she should give me privacy as I try to do the same for her...although, she does occasionally ask what is making me laugh so hard when I am at the computer...
And it is the wit I find here...
Oh, Thea...I did have her read our poems...she liked yours the best! She has good taste, huh!
Ichthyo, I do not let her read your stuff...(just kidding!)...
but, seriously...I do try to be a Mom and give her good values and not screw up her life...
I did learn a lot from my screw-ups though...
Any thoughts on that?
Star
OK!
Ichthyo,
I didn't mean you would be a bad influence on an innocent..but, well, yeah...you would be too 'raw'. Know what I mean? We have to get you laid.
OK. Thea, how are we going to accomplish above said project? I know Capricorns are planners...I have Cap rising...
I cannot sleep...too many night shifts!
So, I am pestering you two! No comment on my vampire scenario, Ichthyo?
For some reason there is a Scorpio female who has a problem with me! Guess I will not answer other posts...unless I must, of course! LOL! Funny thing is...she is accusing me of having no life...(OK...whatever...I am happy with it) and hopping from sign to sign! She is on the Pisces board and she is Scorpio talking to a Virgo...so, she can come to this one, but, I can't? Whatever! LOL! I just don't get it...and for some reason, people are being rude to Joe! God, why can't people behave?
Ichthyo,
I know you have trouble and think I am talking to you when I post such questions!! LOL! (Just remember, you are God-LIKE!)
Whew! I suppose this nutter is the same as our dreg? Shit! I get it!
OK! I will just stick with you two and the Aqua site...it is a done deal.
Can't remember...do you guys know my age? Curious...
I was able to figure yours out by looking up astrology stuff...which is how Mt got to know me a bit...I did the same for her...
Good intuitive skills, Thea! (btw...which means 'by the way') Oh, and another thing...I don't think you left anything out with the desriptive words...very good! Sensuous was a definite! The only one I would change is wanton...just because I like the word lascivious better...they basically mean the same thing...but, lascivious sounds classier...??
Later!
Star
Ichthyo,
I didn't mean you would be a bad influence on an innocent..but, well, yeah...you would be too 'raw'. Know what I mean? We have to get you laid.
OK. Thea, how are we going to accomplish above said project? I know Capricorns are planners...I have Cap rising...
I cannot sleep...too many night shifts!
So, I am pestering you two! No comment on my vampire scenario, Ichthyo?
For some reason there is a Scorpio female who has a problem with me! Guess I will not answer other posts...unless I must, of course! LOL! Funny thing is...she is accusing me of having no life...(OK...whatever...I am happy with it) and hopping from sign to sign! She is on the Pisces board and she is Scorpio talking to a Virgo...so, she can come to this one, but, I can't? Whatever! LOL! I just don't get it...and for some reason, people are being rude to Joe! God, why can't people behave?
Ichthyo,
I know you have trouble and think I am talking to you when I post such questions!! LOL! (Just remember, you are God-LIKE!)
Whew! I suppose this nutter is the same as our dreg? Shit! I get it!
OK! I will just stick with you two and the Aqua site...it is a done deal.
Can't remember...do you guys know my age? Curious...
I was able to figure yours out by looking up astrology stuff...which is how Mt got to know me a bit...I did the same for her...
Good intuitive skills, Thea! (btw...which means 'by the way') Oh, and another thing...I don't think you left anything out with the desriptive words...very good! Sensuous was a definite! The only one I would change is wanton...just because I like the word lascivious better...they basically mean the same thing...but, lascivious sounds classier...??
Later!
Star
I forgot to add insatiable. I remembered that one later. Yeah I read that stupid post over on the other site. It really pissed me off. Don't let it get to you. When someone posts crap like that I wouldn't even respond to it because... you know they will check to see if you do. If you don't then it's almost like they are beneath you and are only worthy of your contempt. I haven't checked it in a couple of days so I don't know who else posted. I usually go to this one first and then check the others. Anyway- I think I'll check it out now. ~Thea
ps: you can call me an asshole - I don't care... I know your jus' kiddin.
ps: you can call me an asshole - I don't care... I know your jus' kiddin.
Damn Star... Your daughter is a fighter! She pretty much told em off. That's pretty funny... Star are you a know it all? Ha Ha... I think that's pretty darn funny!! I like her poem too! I hope my daughters are that protective of me when they are 14! ~Thea
Thea,
Thanks for being pissed with me! There is no sign of a better female friend than one who is willing to be pissed with you over little things!!
Yeah...I have to admit, my daughter is awesome! I am really lucky to have her. She was a major challenge when she was young (and still can be!), but, for the most part we have a wonderful relationship and I am very proud of her. Unfortunately, she is also gaining more male attention all the time...she got mad at me when I teased about purchasing a chastity belt for her...she definitely has a mind of her own and isn't afraid to express it!
I hope Ichthyo is still alive!!
Later,
Star
Thanks for being pissed with me! There is no sign of a better female friend than one who is willing to be pissed with you over little things!!
Yeah...I have to admit, my daughter is awesome! I am really lucky to have her. She was a major challenge when she was young (and still can be!), but, for the most part we have a wonderful relationship and I am very proud of her. Unfortunately, she is also gaining more male attention all the time...she got mad at me when I teased about purchasing a chastity belt for her...she definitely has a mind of her own and isn't afraid to express it!
I hope Ichthyo is still alive!!
Later,
Star
i'm still alive.
see, i work 4-day weeks, with alternating mondays and fridays off. it's confusing, but i have 4 days off every other weeked. so like, this coming weekend will be normal with saturday and sunday off, but the one after that will be fri, sat, sun and monday off. this is why i seem to disappear sometimes. while i do check your posts over the weekends, i don't always have time to reply.
it's a rough life, but i get by.
star,
i like your daughter's level of self confidence, assuming it's real. her attitude is refreshing.
i've never been called a nerd before. probably because my hair is just so fuckin' cool.
so my posts are too "raw" to be read by minors, huh? don't tempt me star. all i need is an excuse, and i'll be forced to flood these posts with noxious, procreative assertions the likes of which you have yet to witness.
thea,
when are you going to post a poem in "ichthyo, ichthyo?"
how fares your sin-o-meter?
have you weakened?
has your resolve eroded, crumbled and given way to torrential storms of lust under the conference room table, long after everyone else has left the office for home?
and if so, why wasn't i notified? that wanton threesome fantasy of yours, involving me, your office beau and a 9-iron, isn't likely to happen without a little more communication. just a little more openness...a little honesty. mm'kay?
-ichthyo
see, i work 4-day weeks, with alternating mondays and fridays off. it's confusing, but i have 4 days off every other weeked. so like, this coming weekend will be normal with saturday and sunday off, but the one after that will be fri, sat, sun and monday off. this is why i seem to disappear sometimes. while i do check your posts over the weekends, i don't always have time to reply.
it's a rough life, but i get by.
star,
i like your daughter's level of self confidence, assuming it's real. her attitude is refreshing.
i've never been called a nerd before. probably because my hair is just so fuckin' cool.
so my posts are too "raw" to be read by minors, huh? don't tempt me star. all i need is an excuse, and i'll be forced to flood these posts with noxious, procreative assertions the likes of which you have yet to witness.
thea,
when are you going to post a poem in "ichthyo, ichthyo?"
how fares your sin-o-meter?
have you weakened?
has your resolve eroded, crumbled and given way to torrential storms of lust under the conference room table, long after everyone else has left the office for home?
and if so, why wasn't i notified? that wanton threesome fantasy of yours, involving me, your office beau and a 9-iron, isn't likely to happen without a little more communication. just a little more openness...a little honesty. mm'kay?
-ichthyo
Hell it's not after office hours it's during. Uh the resolve crumbled again last Wednesday, afternoon -would have once more but we both ran out of time and had to go home. He was out of town the next 5 days. Today... He wants me.... I can tell- he was only in the office for about 3 hrs but he kept walking by and looking in my office. Then he was standing outside kinda at an angle to me talking to someone and after a few minutes he backed up so he couldn't see me because he couldn't stop himself from glancing in every couple of seconds. You know even though he won't admit it - I think the creep loves me. If he doesn't you would think he would get tired of sneaking peeks at me after 11 months. I haven't had a chance to think of a poem. Everyone keeps bugging me for stuff around here- no time for myself.. I swear! AAAuuuughhhh!
~Thea
~Thea
Star- I think I'm going to have problems with my daughter too. My oldest definitely. She has great skin and great genetics- not mine. Her dad had a fast metabolism so does she. She has a 6-pack on her stomach and she's tall for her age. I think I may see about getting her into modeling and see if she likes it. She actually wants to be in beauty pagents. It's not something I would push on her, but if she wants to do it- I'll let her. I don't care either way . I just want her to be happy. Oh and I want her to take care of me when I'm old and not to put me in a nursing home. I made her promise that she wouldn't when she was seven and every year I remind her. I think she should pretty much be brain-wshed by the time I get old enough for her to think about it.
~Thea
~Thea
A 9-iron— Come now Ichthyo I think you can come up with something a little warmer don't you think? A golf club is awfully chilly.... Oh god - It's contagious! I was really close to elaborating..... Bad-Bad - Ichthyo! See what you did!!!
~Thea
~Thea
Ichthyo,
I may be older..but, I do know what you are talking about and can still light Daveman's fire...and that is a GOOD thing
Yeah, my 14 year old is gorgeous...she has good skin, is about 5'6" and wears a size 1 in jeans...very shapely girl with LEGS...she tells me that she thought she wanted breasts, but, now that she has them, has decided differently...funny girl! So, yeah, she has a sense of humor too! She has been approached a few times about modeling...but, has decided she didn't want to do it...I am like you, in that regard, Thea..whatever they think they want to do...
Anyway, my daughter has good self confidence, but it was a battle not easily won! It is on other posts..you don't want to hear it!!
Thea,
God! You make me want to fornicate! Wait! That's right...I already am!!
Star
I may be older..but, I do know what you are talking about and can still light Daveman's fire...and that is a GOOD thing
Yeah, my 14 year old is gorgeous...she has good skin, is about 5'6" and wears a size 1 in jeans...very shapely girl with LEGS...she tells me that she thought she wanted breasts, but, now that she has them, has decided differently...funny girl! So, yeah, she has a sense of humor too! She has been approached a few times about modeling...but, has decided she didn't want to do it...I am like you, in that regard, Thea..whatever they think they want to do...
Anyway, my daughter has good self confidence, but it was a battle not easily won! It is on other posts..you don't want to hear it!!
Thea,
God! You make me want to fornicate! Wait! That's right...I already am!!
Star
I stuck my foot in my mouth, didn't I?? I didn't mean you specifically, Thea...just the idea of illicit sex and during work hours...
I did have some exciting sex in unusual places some years ago...what fun! You reminded me that I need to come up with some wild schemes for me and Daveman...
We have fun...actually, we have MORE than fun, but, it never hurts to throw in the element of surprise!
Ichthyo,
Maybe you and Thea should meet??
Thea,
What are your thoughts on this??
Star
I did have some exciting sex in unusual places some years ago...what fun! You reminded me that I need to come up with some wild schemes for me and Daveman...
We have fun...actually, we have MORE than fun, but, it never hurts to throw in the element of surprise!
Ichthyo,
Maybe you and Thea should meet??
Thea,
What are your thoughts on this??
Star
star and thea,
alright, so it would seem to me there is some kind of ambient, global sex-vibe going around lately. can you feel it? is it just me?
and if there is some kind of intense vibe in the air, is it entirely necessary for you to describe, in vivid detail, the fantastically unspoiled physical characteristics of your underage daughters?
i mean, i try so hard to be a respectable young man. so hard. but it's the injection of thoughts like these that lead to jailbait and prison romance.
so ladies, please, don't let the bad men get me!
thea,
what's wrong with a chilly little 9-iron? the shiver is half the fun.
does this mean playing doctor with the stethoscope is out too? jesus, that only leaves you, me, and 26 boxes of jell-o pudding mix.
and by all means...elaborate. mwah haw haw haw haaaw...
star,
and why, exactly, do you think thea and i should meet? be brutally honest. i'm curious.
would you like to see what i look like? i have an old college picture site, but i look too young in those photos. i'm trying to throw something more recent together.
dig?
ichthyo
alright, so it would seem to me there is some kind of ambient, global sex-vibe going around lately. can you feel it? is it just me?
and if there is some kind of intense vibe in the air, is it entirely necessary for you to describe, in vivid detail, the fantastically unspoiled physical characteristics of your underage daughters?
i mean, i try so hard to be a respectable young man. so hard. but it's the injection of thoughts like these that lead to jailbait and prison romance.
so ladies, please, don't let the bad men get me!
thea,
what's wrong with a chilly little 9-iron? the shiver is half the fun.
does this mean playing doctor with the stethoscope is out too? jesus, that only leaves you, me, and 26 boxes of jell-o pudding mix.
and by all means...elaborate. mwah haw haw haw haaaw...
star,
and why, exactly, do you think thea and i should meet? be brutally honest. i'm curious.
would you like to see what i look like? i have an old college picture site, but i look too young in those photos. i'm trying to throw something more recent together.
dig?
ichthyo
I'll tell you why she wants us to meet. She is a hopeless romantic that wants to see us hook up so she can take the credit for our happiness! Star- you forgot...He's in Oregon... I'm in Texas. Logistically it's a nightmare and don't you remember that Ichthyo was complaining about the 4 hour round trip on the weekends. And when the hell could we do the nasty... pray tell? I mean when could I fit him into my schedule? I already have 2 men I don't know what to do with. I know.. I know.. Once I go with Ichthyo I'll never want anyone else. Do you really want to be responsible for my heartbreak because I can't have him?? Not to mention that once he has me he won't ever want to move on to anyone else either!
Ichthyo- Hell yes we want to see a picture!
and Star you still haven't told us how old you are!
~Thea
Ichthyo- Hell yes we want to see a picture!
and Star you still haven't told us how old you are!
~Thea
bwah haw haw!
that's what i thought....always the matchmaker, star. jesus.
and thea,
ah yes...cold, hard logistics. but just for a moment, imagine the glorious, boot-knocking, pelvis bruising, skeleton shaking, sin-ridden acrobatics we could perform. the potential of it all...it makes me want to fall out of my chair.
i tells you, it would be the stuff of legend. the stuff of myth.
alright, so i'm hoping no "dregs" or stalkers are watching right now.
star and thea (dear god, just you two please), check out my picture site. the first 3 pictures are very recent. the other ones are from college. hopefully my theme song will play for you on the first page (turn your sound up!).
http://lodevicus.users5.50megs.com/<BR>
-ichthyo
that's what i thought....always the matchmaker, star. jesus.
and thea,
ah yes...cold, hard logistics. but just for a moment, imagine the glorious, boot-knocking, pelvis bruising, skeleton shaking, sin-ridden acrobatics we could perform. the potential of it all...it makes me want to fall out of my chair.
i tells you, it would be the stuff of legend. the stuff of myth.
alright, so i'm hoping no "dregs" or stalkers are watching right now.
star and thea (dear god, just you two please), check out my picture site. the first 3 pictures are very recent. the other ones are from college. hopefully my theme song will play for you on the first page (turn your sound up!).
http://lodevicus.users5.50megs.com/<BR>
-ichthyo
Are you sure you typed that right - I copied and pasted then clicked go and what did I get?....."You do not have permission to view this page!" You webpage tease!... Maybe it's just me.. Star what did you get?
~Thea
~Thea
Ichthyo- I know sigh... Its making me hot just thinking about it. Ahhh well I guess I will just have to make due with getting off looking at your picture every night. Maybe I can make a mask of your face and make the other two wear it when we have sex.... just a thought. Oh my god I am going to hell for that comment!! See, See.. you are a really bad influence on me! Star definitely don't let your daughter read any of Ichthyo's stuff!! Mine either for that matter. I am going downhill fast. I think I've reached a new stage in the sinner catagory.
~Thea
~Thea
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