pisces bleeding underwater (STAR) (Page 4)

oh my god...the mask idea....genius!

i'm not a bad influence, i'm the best influence.

and i'm puttin' on my lucky boxers right now.

as for my site, try these variations -

http://www.lodevicus.users5.50megs.com/index.html

http://lodevicus.users5.50megs.com/index.html

or

www.lodevicus.users5.50megs.com/index.html

lemme know if it works.

-ichthyo

I can't seem to get it to work - I'll need to check it from home. I think our LAN has some restrictions that make it impossible for me to pull it up.
~Thea

Ichthyo,

Yes! I feel the blatant sexual vibe goin' on!
Thank you for reminding me not to describe my daughter!! Yeah! I am sick! I invite her current boyfriend over for supper...make his favorite meal and then the dinner conversation is about sex...drugs...alcohol...and nicotine...and any other thing I can think of!! The poor bastards!!

I loved that thing you said about 'prison romance'...you really do crack me up!!

OK!
Brutal honesty here! Ichthyo was thinking..maybe an older woman..perhaps Capricorn(!!) Guess who fits the bill??!!

Star

ah yes star,

but thea cannot view my picture website, so it is yet to be determined if she even wants my anatomy.

were you able to access it? again, the address is -

http://lodevicus.users5.50megs.com/

and another variation is -

http://www.lodevicus.users5.50megs.com/index.html

let me know if it works

- ichthyo

Ichthyo,

I couldn't view it either...
I tried all variations too...

Ichthyo and Thea,

All right! I confess! I am a matchmaker!

And, OK...my age..
I am 44. But, a very hot 44! Daveman is 48. But a very hot 48!
Actually, I love being in my 40's!
However, I work with a lot of 22-25 year olds..It is weird to me to think that I may be their Mom's age! I brought birthday treats to work on my birthday...and so these two young, muscle-bound, shaved-head-kinda-guys ask me how old I am...this was in January. I tell them and they both give me these incredulous looks...one thought I was 28 and the other thought I was between 30 and 32! The young females I work with thought I was younger too...the reason my age came up that time was because I was talking about old songs, old TV shows...one finally said, "How old are you?!" I am really not trying to brag...but, it is really fun! The girls thought I was late 20's also! There are guys who are 26-30 who ask me out! Yikes! I like my Daveman. (Well...OK, I love him!) He thinks I look younger than me age too...but, he loves it! We have loads of fun together...and he remembers the old songs and the old TV shows, etc...

OK...didn't mean to go on...You will find out what I mean, Thea...
If you think sex is good now...it was good, even great for me in my 30's...but, in your 40's for some reason it is fantastic, the ultimate!!
And Capricorn people and those with Capricorn rising (that would include me) tend to look younger than their age. I am proof!

OK...so the distance thing is a problem. And, yeah, Thea is married...and there is the boss thing...

Thea,

I loved the mask idea!!

Later, My Friends!
Star

Ok I was able to pull it up from home.
~Thea

Do you want to know what I think?

I am keeping you in suspense you know.
Go to Ichthyo, Ichthyo.

Yeah I don't look my age either. Usually people think I'm anywhere from 24-27. Have had a few think I was only 21. However they weren't looking at my eyes. (You know all that wisdom and stuff.) Actually I think it's my attitude that makes them think I'm younger than what I am. You know I still think and feel like I'm 18- Of course I'm a little smarter than I was then - correction..I'm not as impulsive (I don't count the sex in the men's bathroom at work 2 months ago-I wasn't in my right state of mind.)(I was very horny at the time!) Maybe the effect of the way the planets were aligned at the time— Hell I don't know all I know is we were in the last stall and the stupid door kept opening up everytime we would accidentally bump into a wall. We kept having to stop and shut the door! Damnit it was really very inconvinent! ( I think I spelled that wrong) You know what I mean. Anyway - I'm starting to ramble.
~Thea

god dammit i love older women.

so experienced.

so passionate.

so....sassy.

i got to make out with a sexy, 30 year-old woman when i was 21. after that, i was hooked.

i'm a rather young looking 23...i think. i get carded everywhere. i can even pass for a highschool student.

would you agree thea?

i'm hoping the age proportion remains the same the rest of my life. so when i'm 40, i'll still look 30.

star,

how do pisces people tend to age? badly? i would imagine so, what with all our substance abuse and emotional masochism.

also, i don't know what to tell you about accessing my picture site. i emailed my web host, so they may be able to help, but you guys seem to be the only ones who can't see it.

if nothing else, i can always email you my pics if you'd like.

thea,

i can't believe you rocked it in the men's room at work. do your other co-workers suspect anything?

when i was an intern for a huge web design company last summer, there was an office affair going on between these two people. the guys was married, the girl lived with her boyfriend. they chose to start a relationship and leave their other commitments. oddly enough, the woman of the situation was the very same 30 year-old i smooched on. heh.

alright ladies, how about this innocent proposal -

star, daveman, thea, thea's office stud and me, all wrapped up in a giant human burrito.

can you dig it?

-ichthyo

I don't think so... We are pretty careful. We never invade each others home at all - no drive by's, no phone calls nada. Up here at work we really only chat when it's work related and wait until people leave before we talk. Or whatever... Today we have the office to ourselves but no.... someones feeling guilty about yesterday and the day before. (Not me) Anyway he always does this.... Once I get happy about the way things are going he starts to feel guilty. I was ok with it this morning now I'm getting pissed about it. I'm probably going to let him have it in a few minutes. Do you guys ever read Astro Abbey? Nine times out of ten her predictions are right on his and mine. Take a look at Capricorn's Love prediction on the left side. I really need to take that advise!
~Thea

Oh we did the men's room thing on a different floor so if we got caught no one would recognise us.
~Thea

does this mean the human burrito is out?

-ichthyo

I was going to wait to hear what Star was goina say.
~Thea

Men age better than women, so I don't think you will have anything to worry about. When a man gets older they say he looks distinguished. When a woman gets older.... Well its not very complimentary unless you look young and Hot like Star and myself (Of Course)=)
~Thea

is it just me, or are there so many posts in this thread that it takes a ridiculously long time to load?

perhaps there are enough blanket posts in one of the other threads that we can move our business elsewhere?

thea,

are you officially having a bad day? cuz if you are, there are 10 things i can do to your body to cheer you up, and only 4 of them are illegal.

and where is star in all this?

- ichthyo

Hmmm.... sounds yummy...

Yes it does take a long time to load. Ichthyo, Ichthyo probably would be a good one - I betcha most people wouldn't even read past our poems. Maybe we should only post our really bad stuff to this one. Like if we have a scenario or just want to be nasty we post "scenario" and we know to check this one for the juicy stuff! I think Star usually posts at night except on her days off.
Star- am I wrong?
~Thea

Thea,

You are right...I usually post at night.
Which url did you use? I will try to view Ichthyo again...maybe I was tired...maybe my computer was tired...

Yes! It takes a long time to load this post!
I like your idea, Thea!

Ichthyo,

Human burrito! Now that is different. I don't know...what would that mean exactly?

Gotta run to see if I can check you out!

Star

I used this one.
http://www.lodevicus.users5.50megs.com/index.html

I just copied and pasted it in the above address and clicked go. That way if it didnt' work I could just click the back button.

~Thea

star,

a human burrito would mean you, me, thea, one giant tortilla and a whole lotta love.

-ichthyo

Ichthyo! Thea!

I got it!

I saw the pics...I couldn't hear the music though...I didn't click next when I went there before and when I got an error message..I tried no further.

You are hot, Ichthyo! Looks like you and your friends have lots of fun! I liked the 13 and in numerology, 13 is not an unlucky number. I can't believe you cropped the pic with the girlfriend! I do that too! Some think it sounds cruel when I say I cut off their heads!! Like that Clash song..'cut off his ears and chop of his head...police come lookin' for Jimmy Jazz'...Ok, so it's not a terribly nice song...

I don't know about how Pisces in particular...the only sign that is given the magic fountain of youth is Capricorn...and no one knows why that is...
Thea is right though, men age better than women....shaving exfoliates the skin on your face...and there is that distinguished business...
Do you always smoke or just occasionally? Smoking ages a person faster...

OK to the burrito! But, if you are talking...well...I can't cheat on Daveman...

Star

Ha Ha I noticed the cigarette too! I was going to mention it. My favorite pics were the Tanning one (Of course) the one of you and Russ drinking beer. (Loved that one!) The one that you said you always thought it was a strange picture. And the one where you were pre-saucing and of course the last one you goof ball! And I liked the red shirt!!!
~Thea

Well guys yesterday I asked the boss to take a picture of me and he asked what for. I told him and then he says why don't you crop a picture of Britni Spears and put a guys head on it and send that or send a picture of a girl that lifts weights alot and sort of looks freakish. I said "why would I want to do that." Then he makes another stupid suggestion and I said "no will you just take the damn picture why are you making such a big deal about this?" He says " What do you think I'm jealous? Oh yeah right I'm jealous." Then he says "Your not sending emails while you are working are you?" I said "NO" Then he says "I'm going to tell your husband that your emailing pictures of yourself" then I say "make sure you tell him that you've been f*** me for the past year while your at it." Needless to say he didn't take my picture. So I think he was jealous of you Ichthyo. I guess I shouldn't have told him you were hot. I only did it because he said you were probably some pencil necked geek who has never been laid in his life. I told him "No... I've seen his picture and he is really hot." He said "it probably isn't even a picture of him." Anyway I got pissed off at him - I know I really shouldn't have asked him but you know I was already irritated with him because of the on again off again crap. I figured since we were off again what does he care. Ok ... I admit I did want to see if he would get jealous. Ichthyo do you feel used. I'm sorry. Are you mad at me? I'll make it up to you I promise.... If it makes you feel any better he was really irritated about me defending your looks so adamantly, oh yeah the age thing bothered him too He's 43 so you are 20 years younger than he is...So anyway what do ya'll think?
~Thea

ps: so now you just want the burrito to be full of you Star and me?

I know what ya'll are thinking "How adolesent!" I know damn it! The guy makes me crazy!
~Thea

Oh yeah and about the burrito thing....

Star- what's the one fantasy that 90 out of 100 men have? Themselves and two women! The other 10 guys are gay!
LOL! So...Ichthyo, even though you are a demi-god you sometimes fall into the typical male mold. (Heaven Forbid!)

~Thea

I meant to type themself... I really need to proof what I type before I post... it's not as funny when you mispell words! Hell- I think I mispelt mispell. I think I need spell check & grammar check on my posts!

Hey Thea Girl!

Don't sweat it...men and sex...well, that can make a poor girl crazy and not think straight...

Yeah, I agree! About the fantasy...the weird part for me comes in when the guy kinda wants to see the two women get a little intimate with each other...
And, well...I never did share that well!! Oh...If I am about to leave his sorry a**..I can share so well, I am inviting chicks in...but, when things are hot and I am in the thick of it...well, then...I want all that heat for myself!! LOL! (Yeah! Hhhmmmm...I had a great night last night...I still feel weak...I think the asshole loves me seriously and is trying to make sure that I am thoroughly brainwashed with only thoughts of...
Is it hot in here??!!)

I think we had the same favorite pictures, Thea...seriously! I thought Russ was cute too! And, in the one with the red shirt...what kind of get up is the guy on the left wearing?? Is that a bib and a bonnet kind of thing??

Back to the fantasy thing...
Have you ever wondered about being with two guys Thea? Like guys wonder about being with two women?

Your boss sometimes pisses me off...he wants you to himself and yet, he wants it all to be his way! (OK...so, you are married too, but, as your friend....I take your side...and I don't know what you plan to do with the marriage...)
This I do know...if a marriage is bad....everyone (children included) are better off if the marriage is ended. I am not really trying to give advice...just a thought thrown out there...

Daveman and I went to "Monster's Ball" last night as he wanted to see one of the 'academy award' movies...
Very dark movie. 45 minutes into it, I told him I hated it. But, I had to see it to the end. I am like that. We agreed...definitely, not a 'date movie'..however, it did make me want to drink alcohol!! LOL!

At dinner before the movie...Daveman broached the subject where I had said he was 'perfect' (God! I love this man!) and was trying to point out that he has faults...I said, "Don't you worry...I am the one who put you on that there pedestal...I will knock you off FAST any time I need to!!" Now, isn't that the way it should be?? LOL!

Star

Yeah what is that guy wearing?? And is that a chick in the background what is around her eyes!
Oh yeah I know what you mean about not sharing!! I'm the same way. I like to get all the attention.
Sounds like you had a great night with the Daveman and if your still weak and getting hot flashes it must've been pretty intense! Man I'm jealous! I just had a so-so night. My weekend is Monday thru Friday 9-5. However this week is really going to suck for me - He's going out of town on Tuesday and I won't see him for 8 days.
Yes he does always want his way. He has pretty much made all the decisions regarding us -only because I let him. I'm afraid I'm a tad bit strong willed once my mind is made up. He always tries to pull the boss crap when he realizes he has no right to tell me what to do with my life. He tries to find a way for it to relate to work. Like him asking me "you haven't been emailing from work?" That way he could stop it.

Ok back to the fantasy thing... Yes I have....
~Thea

Ok I am officially going to respond to everything else posted here on Ichthyo, Ichthyo.
~Thea

me too.

i just posted my response to all this stuff in ichthyo, ichthyo.