Why not to date a Pisces...

Pisces:

Is your ideal lover someone who just loves "Air Supply" and Barry Manilow? Someone who starts crying at the beginning of Walt Disney reruns? Are you looking for someone with thirteen cats, seven dogs, and a three-legged ferret -- in a four-room apartment? If so, you need a Pisces. It's not true that they never get out of bed or away from the television set. If you can find their clothes, and give them very specific instructions on what to do with them, you can even take them out -- but understand that they will only want to go to The Movies, to the Pool, or Out For A Drink. No matter where you take them, they'll have no idea where they are or how they got there. Are they really all that easily confused? Huh?

I have read all other sign post and found them funny, but I didnt find that one funny...

HEY! Air Supply had some really good songs!! 🙂

I only have 12 cats and you forgot to mention my clawless Gerbil!!

LMAO @BJ .. clawless gerbil? And the cats haven't eaten him yet?

Yep, that's a fact !!!!!!!! Confused, scattered, wishy-washy

To prove your point, I have two dogs, one of which I only got because he was abused and vicious and needed someone to bite who wouldn't mind the suffering (martyr syndrome). Four cats, one who is feline luk possitive and nobody else wanted to nurse her until she dies; one male cat who had a penisectomy because he would otherwise die and now can't control his urine release and pees everywhere. But, that's ok, I'll clean it up, I don't mind.

And the perfect date is going to the movies - but it has to be something really sappy so I have a reason to weep - not that I need a reason, will do that anyway.

You're probably right - is there really a good reason to date a Pisces?

Yes, very easily confused is the word. Telling them what to wear, and how to wear it is true too.. On my wedding day, I had to find him a suit, and even had to show him what shirt to wear, and how to do the tie... he hadn't a clue.

Where to go? to the bar. he drank all the time. if we went to the lake, he brought beer, if we went camping, he brought beer, if we went to the movies, he brought beer.

Aquarius Female

Awww Haffo,

It was a joke, you KNOW if anyone loves Pisces, it's me

Cancerlady

No. Not like getting offensive. Its just, not funny. Serious etc.

Oh, I'm glad you weren't offended because for one I didn't make this stuff up, I got it off the net and for two, it wasn't my intention to offend orinsult anyone...Just entertainment for us to laugh at ourselves...

Cancerlady

Who is Air Supply Anyway?

Hey Nice Pic Haffo! It's funny b/c I have been looking at that fish for so long, I was shocked to see the real you!

Cancerlady

I wanted to adopt all the animals at the dog pound, I don't want them to die =/

And oh yes I only want to go to the movies, pool, but I don't drink, instead I go to Starbucks or any other coffee shops. I don't like clubs and bars.

No matter where you take them, they'll have no idea where they are or how they got there. Are they really all that easily confused

LMAO. sounds like my ex, i thought it was cute though

Why is he a sexy b-tch cancerlady?I think you made him shy and took it down.At least my excuse is that im just a cheap ass and haven't bought a camera.Haffo,I got two dollars if you put it back up,of course you'd have to dance around and stuff to get it though.

Thanks Cancerlady.

Tiamat:
Just 2 dollars— No no no. This is something same with asking kid to do something for a candy. LOL!

$ 2.99?

FYI Cancerlady......Air Supply were (I think they are still around coz I saw a poster of them to play in Dublin a while ago) a famous Australian group of the 70's and 80's - they sang dead romantic love songs...some great lyrics. Probably their best known song is "I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you..it's can't be too late to say that I'm sorry......" Another one was called "Makin' Love out of nothing at all"!! Won't go on and on.....mite be accused of being dirty by certain folk here:-)!!!!

A x

LOL.But,but.....I thought you said you loved me again Alana?Sob,sob,sniff,sniff.(runs away crying)

Hey Tia - come back, come back........course I love you still .......I don't know what I was thinking that particular day to take you up SO wrongly about that gutter comment!!!! - ......talk about sensitive....dry those tears..don't let Branh see you crying!!!

A x

Shhh,(whispers)he might hear you.Branhy's big meany head,he's really satans evil twin.Uh oh he's coming.(hides under big rock)

Cancerlady- Scootch over Tiamat and make room for me!

Ouch,watch the elbow.

well my X alwasy said no matter where i was I was having a good time in my own world aka as LALA Land to him, The only reason I take stray animals in is I can't see them suffer so yes I do have a few. My ferret has 4 legs but he's blind in one eye but he can still walk straight LOL. Take me to the movies or the bar baby it will always be a good time. The drinking most pisces like to drink or have some other addiction so we need to watch that. Who doesn't like to hang out with a drunk fish we keep it fun! As for getting dressed hmmmmm I seem to have that one down that I can I do it all by myself. Did someone say Confused?? that's my middle name some days, can't help it I normally have a full plate and try to get everything done at the same time and have about 3 projects going at once so who wouldn't be confused when you're trying to solve everyone elses problems instead of your own. But all in all we are happy people, a great friend, and wonderful lovers what more could anyone want??

Love & Light Waterbaby