I am already drinking myself into this piece of art...crap...isn't coming easy! ?
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Posted by FknNerd
I ship me with @TheSag
You know that I have strong feelings for you but here are my hardcore requirements:
1. I want one meal a day. It should be warm and not from McDonalds - soup doesn't count
2. I want 5 kids - 2 sons and 3 girls, right in that order. The boys will make sure that our daughters won't date until they hit their late 20s. Once I have become old and need diapers our daughters will take care of myself, while you will stay with the boys after we got divorced. Maybe I will have your step sister @startwars live with me as well - she can nag me into sleep.
3. I want you and your two best friends @LePetitFisk & @CrimsonGirl to serve me ice cream and chocolate in lingeries like 3 times a day - did I mention that by the 2nd time none of you is wearing anything at all? Guess who is using the ice cream and chocolate? Right, not me. ^^
Posted by SpreadLiesI showed up naked at her place and she rejected me, soooooo....maybe I was too forward.
These two
@Chuckcem
& @caramalizedcoffee
Posted by ItsMeRomanActually I wish that I was more IRL like I am in here which is exactly why I'd make a pretty decent match with someone of LadyNeptune's caliber.
@enfant_terrible and @ladyneptune
Enfant is super suave and european and takes some hot selfies but slightly immature and stuck in this man child sphere. LadyNeps is independent and self sufficient and clever/calm enough to rip that man child out of his comfort zone and make him grown.
So you're onto something there but not in the way you'd think :-)
Posted by GC02—??Posted by shaymaciOkay I can deal with that lol, I know he's been wanting a piece lately anyways. 😛 😆Posted by GC023 way! ??Posted by shaymaciBut isn't he already with TaurusInShania— I'm gonna tell on his asss!!Posted by GC02LordComplexityPosted by shaymaciWho dat??Posted by GC02Terramine —
Who's my match?
On https/:dxp/match.com
@TaurusInShania
@LordComplexity
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Oh god
Ok!
Eulogy:
The ugliest stupidest piece of shit at dxp community who refuses to moarn was just swallowed, digested and soon will be pass out by Sex Queen of the mentioned above dxp! All members are invited to anpost-swallowing passing in a Forh Season Hotel nearby!
Entrance is paid. Shit will be served. On paper plates. Bring your own forks and spoons!
Eulogy:
The ugliest stupidest piece of shit at dxp community who refuses to moarn was just swallowed, digested and soon will be pass out by Sex Queen of the mentioned above dxp! All members are invited to anpost-swallowing passing in a Forh Season Hotel nearby!
Entrance is paid. Shit will be served. On paper plates. Bring your own forks and spoons!
Posted by GemitatiI love it ??
Ok!
Eulogy:
The ugliest stupidest piece of shit at dxp community who refuses to moarn was just swallowed, digested and soon will be pass out by Sex Queen of the mentioned above dxp! All members are invited to anpost-swallowing passing in a Forh Season Hotel nearby!
Entrance is paid. Shit will be served. On paper plates. Bring your own forks and spoons!
@taurusinshania
Any takers?
Posted by GC02I was seconds away from shipping y'all ?Posted by enfant_terribleNo.
Any takers?click to expand
Posted by shaymaci—? omg Tati noooo! —Posted by GemitatiI love it ??
Ok!
Eulogy:
The ugliest stupidest piece of shit at dxp community who refuses to moarn was just swallowed, digested and soon will be pass out by Sex Queen of the mentioned above dxp! All members are invited to anpost-swallowing passing in a Forh Season Hotel nearby!
Entrance is paid. Shit will be served. On paper plates. Bring your own forks and spoons!
@taurusinshaniaclick to expand
I do like SEX QUEEN of dxp though — I'll take it ?? and bring your own cups and liquor too —
Posted by Arielle83As someone who took a few forensic courses in college and retained exactly 0% of that info...I applaud you sir!Posted by IsoldePosted by Arielle83Party pooper, the gender just doesn't matter anymore once we're all bones ?Posted by IsoldeYes they do.Posted by EvilHareBones don't have a gender
Nevermore is a woman...
Size of acetabulum
Sciatic notch
How round frontal bone is
Head of femur
Browridges
Angle of sub-pubic area
How square mandible is
It matters if you end up dead, and your bones are discovered in a shallow grave in some woodland area after missing for decades.click to expand
Posted by GC02—??Posted by shaymaciPosted by GC02I was seconds away from shipping y'all ?Posted by enfant_terribleNo.
Any takers?
Fine @enfant_terrible , if she ships us some where cool we have to go. Why pass up a good opportunity??
lol jk he's cool I'm just being silly ?click to expand
I ship ❤
Posted by FknNerdIt's because of that damn no McDonalds rule, right? I can't believe a simple oversized sandwich means more to you than what we had... 😡Posted by TheSag
Posted by FknNerd
I ship me with @TheSag
You know that I have strong feelings for you but here are my hardcore requirements:
1. I want one meal a day. It should be warm and not from McDonalds - soup doesn't count
2. I want 5 kids - 2 sons and 3 girls, right in that order. The boys will make sure that our daughters won't date until they hit their late 20s. Once I have become old and need diapers our daughters will take care of myself, while you will stay with the boys after we got divorced. Maybe I will have your step sister @startwars live with me as well - she can nag me into sleep.
3. I want you and your two best friends @LePetitFisk & @CrimsonGirl to serve me ice cream and chocolate in lingeries like 3 times a day - did I mention that by the 2nd time none of you is wearing anything at all? Guess who is using the ice cream and chocolate? Right, not me. ^^
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Nah, who cares.... I am not made for love and relationships anyways.
I love myself more than anything else.
I will do something that will cause most women to become lesbians but at least you will stop fighting over me. It's easier for all of us 😢
Posted by PiscoxMisty shipped me off already too...i think this is a ploy to get orgasme alone.Posted by OrGasMeGetMisted shipped me with my bae, Chris Evans, tho. ?
You all forgot @justagirl @piscox and myself.
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Posted by PiscoxI 2nd this.
@GetMisted and @Orgasme.
Posted by LordComplexityBoooooy.Posted by shaymaci
Which 2 dxpers do you think would make a great couple?
—
Let's make it fun.
I say @Taurusinshania and @lordcomplexity
??
But she's double earth, double taurus... Why? That's not even to mention that she's significantly more mature(I'll admit, it never works, I'm always too immature when the chick is older). Last but not least she's like. Dayum. I'd definitely bang it any time anywhere, but there wouldn't be a chance in hell lmaoclick to expand
She'd lick your insides. She said so. ??
Also.
Taurus sun and Libra sun, both ruled by Venus.
Taurus moon and pisces moon, compatible.
Dunno about the Venuses.
And you have the same mars.
Boom
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?
Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?click to expand
Posted by Astrology101I agree, who wouldn't wanted to be eaten alive by an independent Aries woman! —Posted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?click to expand
Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?click to expand
Posted by Astrology101If a Leo can handle me, yes he should be afraid! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesOmg I'm scared for him. ?Posted by Astrology101I agree, who wouldn't wanted to be eaten alive by an independent Aries woman! —Posted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?
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Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?click to expand
Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?click to expand
Posted by Astrology101Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?Posted by EmotionalAries—??Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?click to expand
Posted by Astrology101Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magicPosted by EmotionalAriesLol I'm a girl.Posted by Astrology101Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?Posted by EmotionalAries—??Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?click to expand
Posted by Astrology101LmaoPosted by EmotionalAriesLol I'm a girl.Posted by Astrology101Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?Posted by EmotionalAries—??Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?click to expand
Posted by Astrology101That's too bad, you could have had him wrapped around your finger... Love of lovesPosted by EmotionalAries?? yeap. He actually got with a pisces after that. ??Posted by Astrology101Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magicPosted by EmotionalAriesLol I'm a girl.Posted by Astrology101Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?Posted by EmotionalAries—??Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?
I think he's still with her. Not sure tho. —
So jelly.click to expand
Posted by Ram416Ram!!!! I didn't know! ?Posted by Astrology101LmaoPosted by EmotionalAriesLol I'm a girl.Posted by Astrology101Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?Posted by EmotionalAries—??Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?click to expand
Posted by Dreamyboy*Super Cringe*??Posted by TeenaYou saw that thread omg — I'm so embarrassed —?Posted by DreamyboyWait!! Were you sleep groping again—Posted by TeenaYou didn't say that last night ?Posted by DreamyboyNEVER!!!!??Posted by TeenaUhmm mmm. I don't know what your talking about. ... I've always been true to you right?Posted by DreamyboyRight— You playing with my memory!! I remember you did that !! Of course I won't do anything about it...you creepy perv??Posted by TeenaI don't know what your talking about ?? all I hear is Scorpio blah blah blah being Scorpio saw butt blah blah comment!Posted by DreamyboyNooo!! I'm not making this up you ass! You said you'd love to eat her ass or something on those lines when she posted a picture in one of her threads!!!??Posted by TeenaNow your making shit up ? I never talked about fisk's nice butt beforePosted by DreamyboyPosted by TeenaWas it my infatuation with eating wimenz ass? LolPosted by DreamyboyLol! I wish I never asked. But that thing was even more worse. Wait till I remember!!!??Posted by TeenaOhh...woopsy! The more you know —Posted by DreamyboyOh NOOO!! I didn't know that!!! No no no no!!! Omg —?Posted by TeenaOh yea!!!!!!! I ate a pan seared beetle. It was delicious afPosted by Dreamyboy? If I remember the context, I'll most definitely remember what it is.Posted by TeenaIdk ?Posted by nikkistar??Posted by TeenaReading his user comments about how derpy he is.Posted by nikkistarPosted by DreamyboyI do not ship you and teena.Posted by TeenaI'm not a cookie monster ?Posted by DreamyboyN you keep sleeping around you ? ?Posted by FishyDudeShe keep playing with that Sag Venus I can't trap her man ?
@Dreamyboy and @Teena
I'm a faithful monster ?
It was just one time I swear!
I like teena, and would be afraid that your proclivity for hurting yourself, would end up impacting @teena. And I don't want her to get hurt.
Aww...Wait!! He also hurts himself— I thought he only drinks a lot!!!! How did I not know this—
That reminds me of something nasty he once did.
I can't remember what it was...but I remember thinking it was gross. God my memory ?
@Dreamyboy What was it—??
What was the context and orifice that it involved ?
Is it something you ate or caught/touched or something that involves insects—
Haha...nahhh not that!! Though your comment on fisk's ass picture was pretty creepy ??
I did though.... What you gonna do to me now Mami ?click to expand
Posted by EmotionalAriesAll good. It wasn't directed at you. I like making fun of Astrology101, and all other scorp moons...Posted by Ram416Ram!!!! I didn't know! ?Posted by Astrology101LmaoPosted by EmotionalAriesLol I'm a girl.Posted by Astrology101Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?Posted by EmotionalAries—??Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?click to expand
Posted by TeenaLike really....get a room already...jfcPosted by Dreamyboy*Super Cringe*??Posted by TeenaYou saw that thread omg — I'm so embarrassed —?Posted by DreamyboyWait!! Were you sleep groping again—Posted by TeenaYou didn't say that last night ?Posted by DreamyboyNEVER!!!!??Posted by TeenaUhmm mmm. I don't know what your talking about. ... I've always been true to you right?Posted by DreamyboyRight— You playing with my memory!! I remember you did that !! Of course I won't do anything about it...you creepy perv??Posted by TeenaI don't know what your talking about ?? all I hear is Scorpio blah blah blah being Scorpio saw butt blah blah comment!Posted by DreamyboyNooo!! I'm not making this up you ass! You said you'd love to eat her ass or something on those lines when she posted a picture in one of her threads!!!??Posted by TeenaNow your making shit up ? I never talked about fisk's nice butt beforePosted by DreamyboyPosted by TeenaWas it my infatuation with eating wimenz ass? LolPosted by DreamyboyLol! I wish I never asked. But that thing was even more worse. Wait till I remember!!!??Posted by TeenaOhh...woopsy! The more you know —Posted by DreamyboyOh NOOO!! I didn't know that!!! No no no no!!! Omg —?Posted by TeenaOh yea!!!!!!! I ate a pan seared beetle. It was delicious afPosted by Dreamyboy? If I remember the context, I'll most definitely remember what it is.Posted by TeenaIdk ?Posted by nikkistar??Posted by TeenaReading his user comments about how derpy he is.Posted by nikkistarPosted by DreamyboyI do not ship you and teena.Posted by TeenaI'm not a cookie monster ?Posted by DreamyboyN you keep sleeping around you ? ?Posted by FishyDudeShe keep playing with that Sag Venus I can't trap her man ?
@Dreamyboy and @Teena
I'm a faithful monster ?
It was just one time I swear!
I like teena, and would be afraid that your proclivity for hurting yourself, would end up impacting @teena. And I don't want her to get hurt.
Aww...Wait!! He also hurts himself— I thought he only drinks a lot!!!! How did I not know this—
That reminds me of something nasty he once did.
I can't remember what it was...but I remember thinking it was gross. God my memory ?
@Dreamyboy What was it—??
What was the context and orifice that it involved ?
Is it something you ate or caught/touched or something that involves insects—
Haha...nahhh not that!! Though your comment on fisk's ass picture was pretty creepy ??
I did though.... What you gonna do to me now Mami ?click to expand
Posted by Astrology101Next time tell him he's fat.Posted by EmotionalAriesHe was cute. But I think he had a girlfriend. I don't know how he and the pisces came about. There was a lot of noise around about them.Posted by Astrology101That's too bad, you could have had him wrapped around your finger... Love of lovesPosted by EmotionalAries?? yeap. He actually got with a pisces after that. ??Posted by Astrology101Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magicPosted by EmotionalAriesLol I'm a girl.Posted by Astrology101Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?Posted by EmotionalAries—??Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?
I think he's still with her. Not sure tho. —
So jelly.
Plus he had really bad hygiene. I swear. ??
It was yuck.
I remember once I told him like he's got a huge build.. shoulders and his frame. He asked me to repeat that atleast 3 times. ??click to expand
That might shut him up.
Posted by Astrology101Whoa...ok bad hygiene isn't ok. I'm a clean freak, body and house.Posted by EmotionalAriesHe was cute. But I think he had a girlfriend. I don't know how he and the pisces came about. There was a lot of noise around about them.Posted by Astrology101That's too bad, you could have had him wrapped around your finger... Love of lovesPosted by EmotionalAries?? yeap. He actually got with a pisces after that. ??Posted by Astrology101Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magicPosted by EmotionalAriesLol I'm a girl.Posted by Astrology101Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?Posted by EmotionalAries—??Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?
I think he's still with her. Not sure tho. —
So jelly.
Plus he had really bad hygiene. I swear. ??
It was yuck.
I remember once I told him like he's got a huge build.. shoulders and his frame. He asked me to repeat that atleast 3 times. ??click to expand
Having a girlfriend makes it difficult too!
I'm guessing as a Leo cleanliness is godliness too! Lol
Posted by Ram416Posted by TeenaLike really....get a room already...jfcPosted by Dreamyboy*Super Cringe*??Posted by TeenaYou saw that thread omg — I'm so embarrassed —?Posted by DreamyboyWait!! Were you sleep groping again—Posted by TeenaYou didn't say that last night ?Posted by DreamyboyNEVER!!!!??Posted by TeenaUhmm mmm. I don't know what your talking about. ... I've always been true to you right?Posted by DreamyboyRight— You playing with my memory!! I remember you did that !! Of course I won't do anything about it...you creepy perv??Posted by TeenaI don't know what your talking about ?? all I hear is Scorpio blah blah blah being Scorpio saw butt blah blah comment!Posted by DreamyboyNooo!! I'm not making this up you ass! You said you'd love to eat her ass or something on those lines when she posted a picture in one of her threads!!!??Posted by TeenaNow your making shit up ? I never talked about fisk's nice butt beforePosted by DreamyboyPosted by TeenaWas it my infatuation with eating wimenz ass? LolPosted by DreamyboyLol! I wish I never asked. But that thing was even more worse. Wait till I remember!!!??Posted by TeenaOhh...woopsy! The more you know —Posted by DreamyboyOh NOOO!! I didn't know that!!! No no no no!!! Omg —?Posted by TeenaOh yea!!!!!!! I ate a pan seared beetle. It was delicious afPosted by Dreamyboy? If I remember the context, I'll most definitely remember what it is.Posted by TeenaIdk ?Posted by nikkistar??Posted by TeenaReading his user comments about how derpy he is.Posted by nikkistarPosted by DreamyboyI do not ship you and teena.Posted by TeenaI'm not a cookie monster ?Posted by DreamyboyN you keep sleeping around you ? ?Posted by FishyDudeShe keep playing with that Sag Venus I can't trap her man ?
@Dreamyboy and @Teena
I'm a faithful monster ?
It was just one time I swear!
I like teena, and would be afraid that your proclivity for hurting yourself, would end up impacting @teena. And I don't want her to get hurt.
Aww...Wait!! He also hurts himself— I thought he only drinks a lot!!!! How did I not know this—
That reminds me of something nasty he once did.
I can't remember what it was...but I remember thinking it was gross. God my memory ?
@Dreamyboy What was it—??
What was the context and orifice that it involved ?
Is it something you ate or caught/touched or something that involves insects—
Haha...nahhh not that!! Though your comment on fisk's ass picture was pretty creepy ??
I did though.... What you gonna do to me now Mami ?click to expand
??
Dxp is our room?
Posted by Ram416Uhggg my Leo son is a Scorp Moon... Still trying to figure that out! LolPosted by EmotionalAriesAll good. It wasn't directed at you. I like making fun of Astrology101, and all other scorp moons...Posted by Ram416Ram!!!! I didn't know! ?Posted by Astrology101LmaoPosted by EmotionalAriesLol I'm a girl.Posted by Astrology101Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?Posted by EmotionalAries—??Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?click to expand
Posted by Astrology101LOL @ tested.Posted by EmotionalAriesYeap plus the scorp moon doesn't help. I like them clean, healthy and tested. ??Posted by Astrology101Whoa...ok bad hygiene isn't ok. I'm a clean freak, body and house.Posted by EmotionalAriesHe was cute. But I think he had a girlfriend. I don't know how he and the pisces came about. There was a lot of noise around about them.Posted by Astrology101That's too bad, you could have had him wrapped around your finger... Love of lovesPosted by EmotionalAries?? yeap. He actually got with a pisces after that. ??Posted by Astrology101Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magicPosted by EmotionalAriesLol I'm a girl.Posted by Astrology101Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?Posted by EmotionalAries—??Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?
I think he's still with her. Not sure tho. —
So jelly.
Plus he had really bad hygiene. I swear. ??
It was yuck.
I remember once I told him like he's got a huge build.. shoulders and his frame. He asked me to repeat that atleast 3 times. ??
Having a girlfriend makes it difficult too!
I'm guessing as a Leo cleanliness is godliness too! Lolclick to expand
Posted by Astrology101Your my kinda girl! —Posted by EmotionalAriesYeap plus the scorp moon doesn't help. I like them clean, healthy and tested. ??Posted by Astrology101Whoa...ok bad hygiene isn't ok. I'm a clean freak, body and house.Posted by EmotionalAriesHe was cute. But I think he had a girlfriend. I don't know how he and the pisces came about. There was a lot of noise around about them.Posted by Astrology101That's too bad, you could have had him wrapped around your finger... Love of lovesPosted by EmotionalAries?? yeap. He actually got with a pisces after that. ??Posted by Astrology101Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magicPosted by EmotionalAriesLol I'm a girl.Posted by Astrology101Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?Posted by EmotionalAries—??Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?
I think he's still with her. Not sure tho. —
So jelly.
Plus he had really bad hygiene. I swear. ??
It was yuck.
I remember once I told him like he's got a huge build.. shoulders and his frame. He asked me to repeat that atleast 3 times. ??
Having a girlfriend makes it difficult too!
I'm guessing as a Leo cleanliness is godliness too! Lolclick to expand
Posted by Astrology101What way?Posted by Ram416Not even joking. Are you that way Ram?Posted by Astrology101LOL @ tested.Posted by EmotionalAriesYeap plus the scorp moon doesn't help. I like them clean, healthy and tested. ??Posted by Astrology101Whoa...ok bad hygiene isn't ok. I'm a clean freak, body and house.Posted by EmotionalAriesHe was cute. But I think he had a girlfriend. I don't know how he and the pisces came about. There was a lot of noise around about them.Posted by Astrology101That's too bad, you could have had him wrapped around your finger... Love of lovesPosted by EmotionalAries?? yeap. He actually got with a pisces after that. ??Posted by Astrology101Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magicPosted by EmotionalAriesLol I'm a girl.Posted by Astrology101Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?Posted by EmotionalAries—??Posted by Astrology101BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!Posted by EmotionalAriesAhh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??Posted by Astrology101Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesNice you have good taste. —Posted by Astrology101Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! LolPosted by EmotionalAries?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.Posted by Astrology101Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?Posted by EmotionalAriesLol
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?
I think he's still with her. Not sure tho. —
So jelly.
Plus he had really bad hygiene. I swear. ??
It was yuck.
I remember once I told him like he's got a huge build.. shoulders and his frame. He asked me to repeat that atleast 3 times. ??
Having a girlfriend makes it difficult too!
I'm guessing as a Leo cleanliness is godliness too! Lolclick to expand
I'm a Venus-influenced ewe, what do you thinks? @Astrology101
Posted by Astrology101Taurus dominant.Posted by Ram416What does venus influenced ewe mean?
I'm a Venus-influenced ewe, what do you thinks? @Astrology101click to expand
I'm particular about hygiene, even with my feral Aries placements.
Where is my DXP boyfriend ? Haha
Posted by LordComplexityIt might ??Posted by shaymaci
Boooooy.
She'd lick your insides. She said so. ??
Also.
Taurus sun and Libra sun, both ruled by Venus.
Taurus moon and pisces moon, compatible.
Dunno about the Venuses.
And you have the same mars.
Boom
Shrug, couldn't know unless it happened.click to expand
Posted by Cancervirgo15degreesNo idea ??
Is this the longest dxp thread? ?
Posted by Jayc3onAin't that the truth ??Posted by SofiaV87
Where is my DXP boyfriend ? Haha
Choose yourself or you'll paired with somebody random lol.
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Posted by Jayc3onDon't go that far ??Posted by shaymaciPosted by Jayc3onAin't that the truth ??Posted by SofiaV87
Where is my DXP boyfriend ? Haha
Choose yourself or you'll paired with somebody random lol.
That's all I speak.
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Posted by Jayc3onSuch a hater ??Posted by shaymaciPosted by Jayc3onDon't go that far ??Posted by shaymaciPosted by Jayc3onAin't that the truth ??Posted by SofiaV87
Where is my DXP boyfriend ? Haha
Choose yourself or you'll paired with somebody random lol.
That's all I speak.
I did it already.
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Posted by Neno2Posted by Jules-llGood choice?its gonna hurt but it be fun?Posted by Neno2I'm sticking with you Neno!! Sorry @nevermore, you can't eat and I enjoy food so... Should I say good luck to you, break a leg?Posted by shaymaciFair exchange?food for sexPosted by Neno2That's mean Neno!Posted by shaymaciCooking nice stuff?no sex no food for uPosted by Neno2FOOD!Posted by shaymaciIf they ship us there be only sex and food?Posted by Neno2You're so mean to me Neno.Posted by shaymaciI put my hands rather on boobsPosted by Neno2NENOOOOOOO!!Posted by shaymaciIdk that?boobs should be freePosted by Neno2No boobs.Posted by shaymaciThis isn't negotiable?boobsPosted by Neno2Noooo Neno.Posted by shaymaciHugs are not free?show boobs u get hugsPosted by Neno2Yes there are!Posted by shaymacinothing that is good in this world is free?Posted by Neno2This isn't fair Neno.Posted by shaymaciNo hug for u?Posted by Neno2—??Posted by shaymaciHe mustn't know?i am 5000 miles away so no problems?Posted by Neno2You been trying this forever —Posted by shaymaciShow me boobs and u get a hug?Posted by Neno2Gimme a hug ??Posted by shaymaci?noPosted by Neno2You mad Nennerz?Posted by shaymaci?Posted by Neno2Too bad ??Posted by shaymaciAnd dont call me nenolicious?Posted by Neno2I understand ??Posted by shaymaciDark doesn't necessarily mean bad?i like my darkness, makes me lonely but different as everyone else,it hurts but it feels good if thats making any sense?Posted by Neno2NENOLICIOUS!!!!Posted by FknNerdWtf?what a idea for a threadPosted by TeenaYes after every single one lol. I'm looking. In the meantime how about @Neno2 ?Posted by FknNerdLol!! After every sentence? Who's this dude—?
@Teena and that one pisces dude who puts a 🙂 after every sentence.
@Teena is right?dont judge me by my emojis,my world is much darker
Neeeeeenoooooooliiiiiiiciiiioooouuuuussssss
Deal?✋
A scorpio can't steal from another scorpio.
It's just not done —
No Nenolicious.
I just wanted a hug ??
I expect boobs pic,dont disappoint me
Hugs are free
?
Hugs!
Handshake then?
Hugs are free Neno!
Everyone knows that! ??
Why must you put stipulations on hugs?!
I'm glad they didn't ship us.
I couldn't get hugs or handshakes.
—
Omg!
Fucking FOOD!
Whatchu cooking?
I need the foods!
Btw here is late?byeclick to expand
Hmmmm, what's going to hurt?
Posted by Jayc3onWiz!!!!!Posted by shaymaciPosted by Jayc3onSuch a hater ??Posted by shaymaciPosted by Jayc3onDon't go that far ??Posted by shaymaciPosted by Jayc3onAin't that the truth ??Posted by SofiaV87
Where is my DXP boyfriend ? Haha
Choose yourself or you'll paired with somebody random lol.
That's all I speak.
I did it already.
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So what we get druuuuuuunk.
So what we smoke weeeeeeed.
We're just having fuuuuuuuuun.
We don't care who seeeeeeeeees.
So what we go oooooouuuuuut.
That's how it sposed to beeeeeee.
Living young, and wild, and freeeeeee!
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