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Posted by FknNerd
I ship me with @TheSag
You know that I have strong feelings for you but here are my hardcore requirements:
1. I want one meal a day. It should be warm and not from McDonalds - soup doesn't count
2. I want 5 kids - 2 sons and 3 girls, right in that order. The boys will make sure that our daughters won't date until they hit their late 20s. Once I have become old and need diapers our daughters will take care of myself, while you will stay with the boys after we got divorced. Maybe I will have your step sister @startwars live with me as well - she can nag me into sleep.
3. I want you and your two best friends @LePetitFisk & @CrimsonGirl to serve me ice cream and chocolate in lingeries like 3 times a day - did I mention that by the 2nd time none of you is wearing anything at all? Guess who is using the ice cream and chocolate? Right, not me. ^^
Posted by SpreadLies
These two& @caramalizedcoffee
I showed up naked at her place and she rejected me, soooooo....maybe I was too forward.
Posted by ItsMeRoman
@enfant_terrible and @ladyneptuneEnfant is super suave and european and takes some hot selfies but slightly immature and stuck in this man child sphere. LadyNeps is independent and self sufficient and clever/calm enough to rip that man child out of his comfort zone and make him grown.
Actually I wish that I was more IRL like I am in here which is exactly why I'd make a pretty decent match with someone of LadyNeptune's caliber.
So you're onto something there but not in the way you'd think :-)
Posted by GC02
Who's my match?On https/:dxp/match.com
Terramine —
Who dat??
LordComplexity
But isn't he already with TaurusInShania— I'm gonna tell on his asss!!
3 way! ??
Okay I can deal with that lol, I know he's been wanting a piece lately anyways. 😛 😆
@LordComplexity
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—??
Oh god
Ok!
Eulogy:
The ugliest stupidest piece of shit at dxp community who refuses to moarn was just swallowed, digested and soon will be pass out by Sex Queen of the mentioned above dxp! All members are invited to anpost-swallowing passing in a Forh Season Hotel nearby!
Entrance is paid. Shit will be served. On paper plates. Bring your own forks and spoons!
Eulogy:
The ugliest stupidest piece of shit at dxp community who refuses to moarn was just swallowed, digested and soon will be pass out by Sex Queen of the mentioned above dxp! All members are invited to anpost-swallowing passing in a Forh Season Hotel nearby!
Entrance is paid. Shit will be served. On paper plates. Bring your own forks and spoons!
I love it ??
Any takers?
Any takers?
No.
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I was seconds away from shipping y'all ?
Eulogy:
The ugliest stupidest piece of shit at dxp community who refuses to moarn was just swallowed, digested and soon will be pass out by Sex Queen of the mentioned above dxp! All members are invited to anpost-swallowing passing in a Forh Season Hotel nearby!
Entrance is paid. Shit will be served. On paper plates. Bring your own forks and spoons!
I love it ??
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—? omg Tati noooo! —
I do like SEX QUEEN of dxp though — I'll take it ?? and bring your own cups and liquor too —
Posted by GetMisted
@pisceanloves and anyone that likes free music.
How dare you LMAO
Posted by EvilHare
Nevermore is a woman...Bones don't have a gender
Yes they do.
Party pooper, the gender just doesn't matter anymore once we're all bones ?
Size of acetabulum
Sciatic notch
How round frontal bone is
Head of femur
Browridges
Angle of sub-pubic area
How square mandible is
It matters if you end up dead, and your bones are discovered in a shallow grave in some woodland area after missing for decades.
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As someone who took a few forensic courses in college and retained exactly 0% of that info...I applaud you sir!
Any takers?
No.
I was seconds away from shipping y'all ?
Fine @enfant_terrible , if she ships us some where cool we have to go. Why pass up a good opportunity??
lol jk he's cool I'm just being silly ?
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I ship ❤
Posted by FknNerd
I ship me with @TheSag
You know that I have strong feelings for you but here are my hardcore requirements:
1. I want one meal a day. It should be warm and not from McDonalds - soup doesn't count
2. I want 5 kids - 2 sons and 3 girls, right in that order. The boys will make sure that our daughters won't date until they hit their late 20s. Once I have become old and need diapers our daughters will take care of myself, while you will stay with the boys after we got divorced. Maybe I will have your step sister @startwars live with me as well - she can nag me into sleep.
3. I want you and your two best friends @LePetitFisk & @CrimsonGirl to serve me ice cream and chocolate in lingeries like 3 times a day - did I mention that by the 2nd time none of you is wearing anything at all? Guess who is using the ice cream and chocolate? Right, not me. ^^
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It's because of that damn no McDonalds rule, right? I can't believe a simple oversized sandwich means more to you than what we had... 😡
Nah, who cares.... I am not made for love and relationships anyways.
I love myself more than anything else.
I will do something that will cause most women to become lesbians but at least you will stop fighting over me. It's easier for all of us 😢
Posted by OrGasMe
You all forgot @justagirl @piscox and myself.Thanks
GetMisted shipped me with my bae, Chris Evans, tho. ?
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Misty shipped me off already too...i think this is a ploy to get orgasme alone.
Posted by Piscox
@GetMisted and @Orgasme.
I 2nd this.
Posted by shaymaci
Which 2 dxpers do you think would make a great couple?—
Let's make it fun.
I say @Taurusinshania and @lordcomplexity
??
But she's double earth, double taurus... Why? That's not even to mention that she's significantly more mature(I'll admit, it never works, I'm always too immature when the chick is older). Last but not least she's like. Dayum. I'd definitely bang it any time anywhere, but there wouldn't be a chance in hell lmao
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Boooooy.
She'd lick your insides. She said so. ??
Also.
Taurus sun and Libra sun, both ruled by Venus.
Taurus moon and pisces moon, compatible.
Dunno about the Venuses.
And you have the same mars.
Boom
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
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Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
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I agree, who wouldn't wanted to be eaten alive by an independent Aries woman! —
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
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Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
I agree, who wouldn't wanted to be eaten alive by an independent Aries woman! —
Omg I'm scared for him. ?
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If a Leo can handle me, yes he should be afraid! ?
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
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Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
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BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
—??
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Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
—??
Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?
Lol I'm a girl.
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Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magic
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
—??
Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?
Lol I'm a girl.
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Lmao
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
—??
Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?
Lol I'm a girl.
Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magic
?? yeap. He actually got with a pisces after that. ??
I think he's still with her. Not sure tho. —
So jelly.
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That's too bad, you could have had him wrapped around your finger... Love of loves
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
—??
Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?
Lol I'm a girl.
Lmao
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Ram!!!! I didn't know! ?
Posted by FishyDude
@Dreamyboy and @TeenaShe keep playing with that Sag Venus I can't trap her man ?
N you keep sleeping around you ? ?
I'm not a cookie monster ?
I'm a faithful monster ?
It was just one time I swear!
I do not ship you and teena.
I like teena, and would be afraid that your proclivity for hurting yourself, would end up impacting @teena. And I don't want her to get hurt.
Aww...Wait!! He also hurts himself— I thought he only drinks a lot!!!! How did I not know this—
Reading his user comments about how derpy he is.
??
That reminds me of something nasty he once did.
I can't remember what it was...but I remember thinking it was gross. God my memory ?
@Dreamyboy What was it—??
Idk ?
What was the context and orifice that it involved ?
? If I remember the context, I'll most definitely remember what it is.
Is it something you ate or caught/touched or something that involves insects—
Oh yea!!!!!!! I ate a pan seared beetle. It was delicious af
Oh NOOO!! I didn't know that!!! No no no no!!! Omg —?
Ohh...woopsy! The more you know —
Lol! I wish I never asked. But that thing was even more worse. Wait till I remember!!!??
Was it my infatuation with eating wimenz ass? Lol
Haha...nahhh not that!! Though your comment on fisk's ass picture was pretty creepy ??
Now your making shit up ? I never talked about fisk's nice butt before
Nooo!! I'm not making this up you ass! You said you'd love to eat her ass or something on those lines when she posted a picture in one of her threads!!!??
I don't know what your talking about ?? all I hear is Scorpio blah blah blah being Scorpio saw butt blah blah comment!
I did though.... What you gonna do to me now Mami ?
Right— You playing with my memory!! I remember you did that !! Of course I won't do anything about it...you creepy perv??
Uhmm mmm. I don't know what your talking about. ... I've always been true to you right?
NEVER!!!!??
You didn't say that last night ?
Wait!! Were you sleep groping again—
You saw that thread omg — I'm so embarrassed —?
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*Super Cringe*??
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
—??
Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?
Lol I'm a girl.
Lmao
Ram!!!! I didn't know! ?
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All good. It wasn't directed at you. I like making fun of Astrology101, and all other scorp moons...
Posted by FishyDude
@Dreamyboy and @TeenaShe keep playing with that Sag Venus I can't trap her man ?
N you keep sleeping around you ? ?
I'm not a cookie monster ?
I'm a faithful monster ?
It was just one time I swear!
I do not ship you and teena.
I like teena, and would be afraid that your proclivity for hurting yourself, would end up impacting @teena. And I don't want her to get hurt.
Aww...Wait!! He also hurts himself— I thought he only drinks a lot!!!! How did I not know this—
Reading his user comments about how derpy he is.
??
That reminds me of something nasty he once did.
I can't remember what it was...but I remember thinking it was gross. God my memory ?
@Dreamyboy What was it—??
Idk ?
What was the context and orifice that it involved ?
? If I remember the context, I'll most definitely remember what it is.
Is it something you ate or caught/touched or something that involves insects—
Oh yea!!!!!!! I ate a pan seared beetle. It was delicious af
Oh NOOO!! I didn't know that!!! No no no no!!! Omg —?
Ohh...woopsy! The more you know —
Lol! I wish I never asked. But that thing was even more worse. Wait till I remember!!!??
Was it my infatuation with eating wimenz ass? Lol
Haha...nahhh not that!! Though your comment on fisk's ass picture was pretty creepy ??
Now your making shit up ? I never talked about fisk's nice butt before
Nooo!! I'm not making this up you ass! You said you'd love to eat her ass or something on those lines when she posted a picture in one of her threads!!!??
I don't know what your talking about ?? all I hear is Scorpio blah blah blah being Scorpio saw butt blah blah comment!
I did though.... What you gonna do to me now Mami ?
Right— You playing with my memory!! I remember you did that !! Of course I won't do anything about it...you creepy perv??
Uhmm mmm. I don't know what your talking about. ... I've always been true to you right?
NEVER!!!!??
You didn't say that last night ?
Wait!! Were you sleep groping again—
You saw that thread omg — I'm so embarrassed —?
*Super Cringe*??
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Like really....get a room already...jfc
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
—??
Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?
Lol I'm a girl.
Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magic
?? yeap. He actually got with a pisces after that. ??
I think he's still with her. Not sure tho. —
So jelly.
That's too bad, you could have had him wrapped around your finger... Love of loves
He was cute. But I think he had a girlfriend. I don't know how he and the pisces came about. There was a lot of noise around about them.
Plus he had really bad hygiene. I swear. ??
It was yuck.
I remember once I told him like he's got a huge build.. shoulders and his frame. He asked me to repeat that atleast 3 times. ??
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Next time tell him he's fat.
That might shut him up.
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
—??
Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?
Lol I'm a girl.
Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magic
?? yeap. He actually got with a pisces after that. ??
I think he's still with her. Not sure tho. —
So jelly.
That's too bad, you could have had him wrapped around your finger... Love of loves
He was cute. But I think he had a girlfriend. I don't know how he and the pisces came about. There was a lot of noise around about them.
Plus he had really bad hygiene. I swear. ??
It was yuck.
I remember once I told him like he's got a huge build.. shoulders and his frame. He asked me to repeat that atleast 3 times. ??
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Whoa...ok bad hygiene isn't ok. I'm a clean freak, body and house.
Having a girlfriend makes it difficult too!
I'm guessing as a Leo cleanliness is godliness too! Lol
Posted by FishyDude
@Dreamyboy and @TeenaShe keep playing with that Sag Venus I can't trap her man ?
N you keep sleeping around you ? ?
I'm not a cookie monster ?
I'm a faithful monster ?
It was just one time I swear!
I do not ship you and teena.
I like teena, and would be afraid that your proclivity for hurting yourself, would end up impacting @teena. And I don't want her to get hurt.
Aww...Wait!! He also hurts himself— I thought he only drinks a lot!!!! How did I not know this—
Reading his user comments about how derpy he is.
??
That reminds me of something nasty he once did.
I can't remember what it was...but I remember thinking it was gross. God my memory ?
@Dreamyboy What was it—??
Idk ?
What was the context and orifice that it involved ?
? If I remember the context, I'll most definitely remember what it is.
Is it something you ate or caught/touched or something that involves insects—
Oh yea!!!!!!! I ate a pan seared beetle. It was delicious af
Oh NOOO!! I didn't know that!!! No no no no!!! Omg —?
Ohh...woopsy! The more you know —
Lol! I wish I never asked. But that thing was even more worse. Wait till I remember!!!??
Was it my infatuation with eating wimenz ass? Lol
Haha...nahhh not that!! Though your comment on fisk's ass picture was pretty creepy ??
Now your making shit up ? I never talked about fisk's nice butt before
Nooo!! I'm not making this up you ass! You said you'd love to eat her ass or something on those lines when she posted a picture in one of her threads!!!??
I don't know what your talking about ?? all I hear is Scorpio blah blah blah being Scorpio saw butt blah blah comment!
I did though.... What you gonna do to me now Mami ?
Right— You playing with my memory!! I remember you did that !! Of course I won't do anything about it...you creepy perv??
Uhmm mmm. I don't know what your talking about. ... I've always been true to you right?
NEVER!!!!??
You didn't say that last night ?
Wait!! Were you sleep groping again—
You saw that thread omg — I'm so embarrassed —?
*Super Cringe*??
Like really....get a room already...jfc
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??
Dxp is our room?
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
—??
Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?
Lol I'm a girl.
Lmao
Ram!!!! I didn't know! ?
All good. It wasn't directed at you. I like making fun of Astrology101, and all other scorp moons...
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Uhggg my Leo son is a Scorp Moon... Still trying to figure that out! Lol
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
—??
Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?
Lol I'm a girl.
Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magic
?? yeap. He actually got with a pisces after that. ??
I think he's still with her. Not sure tho. —
So jelly.
That's too bad, you could have had him wrapped around your finger... Love of loves
He was cute. But I think he had a girlfriend. I don't know how he and the pisces came about. There was a lot of noise around about them.
Plus he had really bad hygiene. I swear. ??
It was yuck.
I remember once I told him like he's got a huge build.. shoulders and his frame. He asked me to repeat that atleast 3 times. ??
Whoa...ok bad hygiene isn't ok. I'm a clean freak, body and house.
Having a girlfriend makes it difficult too!
I'm guessing as a Leo cleanliness is godliness too! Lol
Yeap plus the scorp moon doesn't help. I like them clean, healthy and tested. ??
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LOL @ tested.
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
—??
Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?
Lol I'm a girl.
Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magic
?? yeap. He actually got with a pisces after that. ??
I think he's still with her. Not sure tho. —
So jelly.
That's too bad, you could have had him wrapped around your finger... Love of loves
He was cute. But I think he had a girlfriend. I don't know how he and the pisces came about. There was a lot of noise around about them.
Plus he had really bad hygiene. I swear. ??
It was yuck.
I remember once I told him like he's got a huge build.. shoulders and his frame. He asked me to repeat that atleast 3 times. ??
Whoa...ok bad hygiene isn't ok. I'm a clean freak, body and house.
Having a girlfriend makes it difficult too!
I'm guessing as a Leo cleanliness is godliness too! Lol
Yeap plus the scorp moon doesn't help. I like them clean, healthy and tested. ??
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Your my kinda girl! —
Posted by EmotionalAries
I'm gonna dominate @Jaycon only cause he is afraid! ?Lol
Well if I was a Pisces I'd be afraid too! ?
?? you never know.. fishes may like being dominated.
Even though I mostly love Leo's, I'd try a fish! Lol
Nice you have good taste. —
Who in their right mind wouldn't love a Leo...amazing soft, good hearted, beautiful creatures! ?
Ahh thank you. Now I regret not getting it on with that Aries who was kinda cute. ??
BAD!!!! We love Leo's....tsk tsk....would have rocked your world!
—??
Future reference Mr Leo...never pass up an Aries chick! ?
Lol I'm a girl.
Oh! Sorry... Mrs Leo...still never turn it down.. Its fire magic
?? yeap. He actually got with a pisces after that. ??
I think he's still with her. Not sure tho. —
So jelly.
That's too bad, you could have had him wrapped around your finger... Love of loves
He was cute. But I think he had a girlfriend. I don't know how he and the pisces came about. There was a lot of noise around about them.
Plus he had really bad hygiene. I swear. ??
It was yuck.
I remember once I told him like he's got a huge build.. shoulders and his frame. He asked me to repeat that atleast 3 times. ??
Whoa...ok bad hygiene isn't ok. I'm a clean freak, body and house.
Having a girlfriend makes it difficult too!
I'm guessing as a Leo cleanliness is godliness too! Lol
Yeap plus the scorp moon doesn't help. I like them clean, healthy and tested. ??
LOL @ tested.
Not even joking. Are you that way Ram?
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What way?
I'm a Venus-influenced ewe, what do you thinks? @Astrology101
Posted by Ram416
I'm a Venus-influenced ewe, what do you thinks? @Astrology101What does venus influenced ewe mean?
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Taurus dominant.
I'm particular about hygiene, even with my feral Aries placements.
Where is my DXP boyfriend ? Haha
Posted by shaymaci
Boooooy.She'd lick your insides. She said so. ??
Also.
Taurus sun and Libra sun, both ruled by Venus.
Taurus moon and pisces moon, compatible.
Dunno about the Venuses.
And you have the same mars.
Boom
Shrug, couldn't know unless it happened.
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It might ??
Posted by Cancervirgo15degrees
Is this the longest dxp thread? ?
No idea ??
Posted by SofiaV87
Where is my DXP boyfriend ? HahaChoose yourself or you'll paired with somebody random lol.
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Ain't that the truth ??
Posted by SofiaV87
Where is my DXP boyfriend ? HahaChoose yourself or you'll paired with somebody random lol.
Ain't that the truth ??
That's all I speak.
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Don't go that far ??
Posted by SofiaV87
Where is my DXP boyfriend ? HahaChoose yourself or you'll paired with somebody random lol.
Ain't that the truth ??
That's all I speak.
Don't go that far ??
I did it already.
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Such a hater ??
Posted by FknNerd
@Teena and that one pisces dude who puts a 🙂 after every sentence.Lol!! After every sentence? Who's this dude—?
Yes after every single one lol. I'm looking. In the meantime how about @Neno2 ?
Wtf?what a idea for a thread
@Teena is right?dont judge me by my emojis,my world is much darker
NENOLICIOUS!!!!
Dark doesn't necessarily mean bad?i like my darkness, makes me lonely but different as everyone else,it hurts but it feels good if thats making any sense?
I understand ??
And dont call me nenolicious?
Too bad ??
Neeeeeenoooooooliiiiiiiciiiioooouuuuussssss
?
You mad Nennerz?
?no
Gimme a hug ??
Show me boobs and u get a hug?
Deal?✋
You been trying this forever —
A scorpio can't steal from another scorpio.
It's just not done —
He mustn't know?i am 5000 miles away so no problems?
—??
No Nenolicious.
I just wanted a hug ??
No hug for u?
I expect boobs pic,dont disappoint me
This isn't fair Neno.
Hugs are free
nothing that is good in this world is free?
?
Yes there are!
Hugs!
Hugs are not free?show boobs u get hugs
Noooo Neno.
Handshake then?
This isn't negotiable?boobs
No boobs.
Hugs are free Neno!
Everyone knows that! ??
Idk that?boobs should be free
NENOOOOOOO!!
Why must you put stipulations on hugs?!
I put my hands rather on boobs
You're so mean to me Neno.
I'm glad they didn't ship us.
I couldn't get hugs or handshakes.
—
If they ship us there be only sex and food?
FOOD!
Omg!
Fucking FOOD!
Whatchu cooking?
Cooking nice stuff?no sex no food for u
That's mean Neno!
I need the foods!
Fair exchange?food for sex
Btw here is late?bye
I'm sticking with you Neno!! Sorry @nevermore, you can't eat and I enjoy food so... Should I say good luck to you, break a leg?
Good choice?its gonna hurt but it be fun?
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Hmmmm, what's going to hurt?
Posted by SofiaV87
Where is my DXP boyfriend ? HahaChoose yourself or you'll paired with somebody random lol.
Ain't that the truth ??
That's all I speak.
Don't go that far ??
I did it already.
Such a hater ??
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Wiz!!!!!
So what we get druuuuuuunk.
So what we smoke weeeeeeed.
We're just having fuuuuuuuuun.
We don't care who seeeeeeeeees.
So what we go oooooouuuuuut.
That's how it sposed to beeeeeee.
Living young, and wild, and freeeeeee!
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I am already drinking myself into this piece of art...crap...isn't coming easy! ?