@CancerianGoddess
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You Know Its Over When This Happens By the Signs
Dumped by Capricorn Instead of splitting the check at your birthday celebration as usual, they lay it all on you, along with a —what's yours what's mine?? check list, and copies in triplicate of all the prenuptial agreements, attorneys documents, and zero balance savings.
Dumped by Aquarius What makes you think you were ever paired up with Aquarius to begin with? What happens when you hold a magnifying glass over a hologram or view it through a telescope? What about a reflection of a rainbow as seen in a mirror?
Dumped by Pisces You're confused. They just went —poof.?? . Slowly you convince yourself that he/she is sick/ maimed/dead. Longing for closure, you launch a global search. Truth be told, they're only drunk (again) and getting laid (again), this time on some garden rooftop uptown.
Dumped By Sag** Breaking Up For Dummies
LOL!
So true on the Leo! That is almost EXACTLY what he did. Such a drama! And of course, he did everything HE could, but HE couldn't help me in the end
lol..he's a dork.
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Dumped by an Aries You find yourself alone, standing amidst blowing dust and flecks, strips of black tire tracks, heavy gasoline fumes, and very little else. Slowly, slowly, the sound of the roaring engine recedes, thundering silence taking its place.
alil harsh but mostly spot on babe
~MrCeribdis
Dumped by Sagittarius You no longer fit into your own bed because they let all their dogs growl and snap at you when you try to sneak in. Later when you —mistakenly?? glance in their suitcase, you see a 12 pack of condoms (you don't use them) and the book:Breaking Up for Dummies.
this actually happened!
the dogs are my cat - yes he growls.
he "mistakely" found my stuff and literature - not condoms nor that exact book, tho, but close enough.
i was on my way out anyway and was only hiding for privacy sakes, so...
Love this! Sounds about right 😄
Sooo much funny!! And many a truth spoken in jest =P
Yes it funny and I find it amusing and although you have put me all through this, I can still manage to smile and laugh about the good ol' days where I know for a fact that I, no matter what, will survive and that goes to say more than anything or anyone could ever say.
Reminds me of the song I will survive by Cake.
Yes and I will have my Cake and eat it too
And finally yes please make up something grand that hasnt ever been done before or maybe something that has been done before and get it over and done with like you have done to me with these break ups that are good story and I dont remember
Keep it up Soldier Boyyyy, you doing wellz and remember I love you and always will that wont ever change despite what you have done to me and yourself and tyou can remember or forget this one thing that does piss you off
HAHAHAHA...
~ I WILL SURVIVE ~
Lol. This is dead on for Leo! "I tried so hard to make us work by doing nothing but talking out of my ass" blah, blah, blah. Lol. This Aquarius is Done and Done *wipes hands clean*
Dumped by an Ophuichius (sign b/w scorpio and sagitarius) You have survived. When they get someone to go have you chop up and you wish you were dead but find you alive and that and that you have to go under into the witness protection to get away from the ol' geezer only to realise you have been dumped by him for the 13th time and THE LAST TIME!
~ I HAVE SURVIVED ~
HAHAHAHAHA....
oh my I hope it's not true about caps.
Are they that materialistic
oh my I hope it's not true about caps.
Are they that materialistic
My cap ex wasn’t like that at all,
BUT my girl friends Cap ex sent her an invoice after they broke up which included 79cents for a cheeseburger he’d bought her from Macdonalds that one time 🤷🏽♀️
oh my I hope it's not true about caps.
Are they that materialistic
My cap ex wasn’t like that at all,
BUT my girl friends Cap ex sent her an invoice after they broke up which included 79cents for a cheeseburger he’d bought her from Macdonalds that one time 🤷🏽♀️
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oh my I hope it's not true about caps.
Are they that materialistic
My cap ex wasn’t like that at all,
BUT my girl friends Cap ex sent her an invoice after they broke up which included 79cents for a cheeseburger he’d bought her from Macdonalds that one time 🤷🏽♀️
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😂😂😂😂 Wooow!!
Lol @ Sag and Cap
“Dumped by Libra They pen you a lovely thank you/apology note on their personal monogrammed stationary about all of the beautiful times they had with you —back iin the day.?? It will arrive in your mailbox two days after they moved out, tucked into their wedding invitation.”
What!? Who has time for all of that? 🤣🤣🤣
“Dumped by Libra They pen you a lovely thank you/apology note on their personal monogrammed stationary about all of the beautiful times they had with you —back iin the day.?? It will arrive in your mailbox two days after they moved out, tucked into their wedding invitation.”
What!? Who has time for all of that? 🤣🤣🤣
My libra bestfriend literally did this...except for thw wedding invitation part. 😂😂
She moves out, didn't say a word. The dude got a 3 page letter in the mail 2 days later.
Oh and i read the letter it was so crazy and dramatic.
Scorpio was half true. Keys will not work. Locks will be changed. But break in and will shoot you for home invasion and call police while firing. Tell them to bring a coroner.
You'll be dumped alright. Pumped and dumped. Full of lead in a ditch
“Dumped by Libra They pen you a lovely thank you/apology note on their personal monogrammed stationary about all of the beautiful times they had with you —back iin the day.?? It will arrive in your mailbox two days after they moved out, tucked into their wedding invitation.”
What!? Who has time for all of that? 🤣🤣🤣
My libra bestfriend literally did this...except for thw wedding invitation part. 😂😂
She moves out, didn't say a word. The dude got a 3 page letter in the mail 2 days later.
Oh and i read the letter it was so crazy and dramatic.
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Awkward. A 3-page letter... What is her moon placement?
“Dumped by Libra They pen you a lovely thank you/apology note on their personal monogrammed stationary about all of the beautiful times they had with you —back iin the day.?? It will arrive in your mailbox two days after they moved out, tucked into their wedding invitation.”
What!? Who has time for all of that? 🤣🤣🤣
My libra bestfriend literally did this...except for thw wedding invitation part. 😂😂
She moves out, didn't say a word. The dude got a 3 page letter in the mail 2 days later.
Oh and i read the letter it was so crazy and dramatic.
Awkward. A 3-page letter... What is her moon placement?
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Oddly enough sagittarius...
The guy she wrote it to was a sagittarius too.
“Dumped by Libra They pen you a lovely thank you/apology note on their personal monogrammed stationary about all of the beautiful times they had with you —back iin the day.?? It will arrive in your mailbox two days after they moved out, tucked into their wedding invitation.”
What!? Who has time for all of that? 🤣🤣🤣
My libra bestfriend literally did this...except for thw wedding invitation part. 😂😂
She moves out, didn't say a word. The dude got a 3 page letter in the mail 2 days later.
Oh and i read the letter it was so crazy and dramatic.
Awkward. A 3-page letter... What is her moon placement?
Oddly enough sagittarius...
The guy she wrote it to was a sagittarius too.
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I was guessing water moon.
“Dumped by Libra They pen you a lovely thank you/apology note on their personal monogrammed stationary about all of the beautiful times they had with you —back iin the day.?? It will arrive in your mailbox two days after they moved out, tucked into their wedding invitation.”
What!? Who has time for all of that? 🤣🤣🤣
My libra bestfriend literally did this...except for thw wedding invitation part. 😂😂
She moves out, didn't say a word. The dude got a 3 page letter in the mail 2 days later.
Oh and i read the letter it was so crazy and dramatic.
Awkward. A 3-page letter... What is her moon placement?
Oddly enough sagittarius...
The guy she wrote it to was a sagittarius too.
I was guessing water moon.
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Scorpio cancer and venus?
“Dumped by Libra They pen you a lovely thank you/apology note on their personal monogrammed stationary about all of the beautiful times they had with you —back iin the day.?? It will arrive in your mailbox two days after they moved out, tucked into their wedding invitation.”
What!? Who has time for all of that? 🤣🤣🤣
My libra bestfriend literally did this...except for thw wedding invitation part. 😂😂
She moves out, didn't say a word. The dude got a 3 page letter in the mail 2 days later.
Oh and i read the letter it was so crazy and dramatic.
Awkward. A 3-page letter... What is her moon placement?
Oddly enough sagittarius...
The guy she wrote it to was a sagittarius too.
I was guessing water moon.
Scorpio cancer and venus?
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Are you saying she has Venus in Scorpio.
“Dumped by Libra They pen you a lovely thank you/apology note on their personal monogrammed stationary about all of the beautiful times they had with you —back iin the day.?? It will arrive in your mailbox two days after they moved out, tucked into their wedding invitation.”
What!? Who has time for all of that? 🤣🤣🤣
My libra bestfriend literally did this...except for thw wedding invitation part. 😂😂
She moves out, didn't say a word. The dude got a 3 page letter in the mail 2 days later.
Oh and i read the letter it was so crazy and dramatic.
Awkward. A 3-page letter... What is her moon placement?
Oddly enough sagittarius...
The guy she wrote it to was a sagittarius too.
I was guessing water moon.
Scorpio cancer and venus?
Are you saying she has Venus in Scorpio.
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Yes
Dumped by Libra They pen you a lovely thank you/apology note on their personal monogrammed stationary about all of the beautiful times they had with you —back iin the day.?? It will arrive in your mailbox two days after they moved out, tucked into their wedding invitation.
😂 I hate monogrammed stuff! But I do like writing letters. My Gemini ex and I used to write letters to each other all the time. Little notes were left everywhere. The Aqua and Taurus hated that about me. They wouldn’t write back. 😩The Sag can just spill his whole heart in words. That’s hard for me. But there won’t be a wedding invitation. Maybe a post card from a place I traveled to. 😂😂 I’m not getting married after a breakup, but I’m sure as hell going to travel. ✌🏼
Dumped by Taurus You offer extravagant food, they say they??ve lost their appetite and when you turn away from them in bed, they just turn away from you in the opposite direction (instead of poking you with their horns). Taurus: Either they're all over you, or they're gone.
If this is happening, best believe they are cheating on you too! I have a lot of Taurus friends and that’s exactly what they are doing while already entertaining someone else on the side.
Dumped by Aquarius What makes you think you were ever paired up with Aquarius to begin with? What happens when you hold a magnifying glass over a hologram or view it through a telescope? What about a reflection of a rainbow as seen in a mirror?
This one.
Were we ever even together? My Aqua brother and his poor “friends.”
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Dumped by an Aries You find yourself alone, standing amidst blowing dust and flecks, strips of black tire tracks, heavy gasoline fumes, and very little else. Slowly, slowly, the sound of the roaring engine recedes, thundering silence taking its place.
Dumped by Taurus You offer extravagant food, they say they??ve lost their appetite and when you turn away from them in bed, they just turn away from you in the opposite direction (instead of poking you with their horns). Taurus: Either they're all over you, or they're gone.
Dumped by Gemini You hear it from a friend who heard it from another, who over-heard it from a third (who, not realizing that he/she was on speaker phone), discussed his/her opinion on the latest gossip which he/she picked up vis-a-vis the MMORG you used to play together.
Dumped by Cancer You become a strict vegan, and they say nothing about it. Weeks later you cut yourself badly while cooking your own veggie plate dinner. When you cry out and show them jets of blood, they look up from their call with mom just long enough to say —Oh. Bummer??.
Dumped by Leo They perform a colorful skit for you wherein they portray themselves as the hero/ines who tried, and failed, to —make it work?? . They then flounce off with several of their long time admirers from the audience, leaving you clapping as they go.
Dumped by Virgo They drive you to a new apartment, give you the key. Inside you find it post-it notes stuck on every mirror, cabinet and appliance, each containing mind numbingly detailed details; recommendations on your life. When you glance out the window they're gone.
Dumped by Libra They pen you a lovely thank you/apology note on their personal monogrammed stationary about all of the beautiful times they had with you —back iin the day.?? It will arrive in your mailbox two days after they moved out, tucked into their wedding invitation.
Dumped by Scorpio You come home and your keys don't work. When you try to break in the police come and arrest you for violation of a restraining order you didn't know existed. From jail you receive an autographed copy of their new scandalous publication namely, The Unauthorized Biography of You.
Dumped by Sagittarius You no longer fit into your own bed because they let all their dogs growl and snap at you when you try to sneak in. Later when you —mistakenly?? glance in their suitcase, you see a 12 pack of condoms (you don't use them) and the book:Breaking Up for