Online dating horror stories

Anyone?

I met this girl and she's just great, this girl I just adore

The problem is she had much more than I had bargained for

She's got that style , she's got that smile

She's got the walk, she's got the talk

She's got that zing, there's just one thing

She's got a penis

She's got that flare, knows what to wear

She's got that face, that girl is grace

she's got pizzaz, too bad she has

A penis

Now nobody's perfect, I must admit

Say how many will the pieces fit

Shes got more going the most of the dolls

Oops I forgot about the balls

But she's so hip, this babe's a trip

She's dissed and gay, she's got kashe

She's quite a dame, ain't it a shame

A crime thats heinous

Those lips, those eyes

Then big suprise, that penis

There's always some failure, always some flaw

Isn't that what they call Murphy's law?

But male genitalia, that's where I draw the line

Besides hers is bigger than mine

She's got class, she's got that sass

She's got that schick, she's got mystique

She's cool, she's hot

She's got a lot except a mount on Venus

It's a tragedy of where that should be

She's got a penis

My life's a mess cuz under that dress

She has a p-e-n-i-s

YES

Posted by RemixGeneralFishy
I met this girl and she's just great, this girl I just adore

The problem is she had much more than I had bargained for

She's got that style , she's got that smile

She's got the walk, she's got the talk

She's got that zing, there's just one thing

She's got a penis

She's got that flare, knows what to wear

She's got that face, that girl is grace

she's got pizzaz, too bad she has

A penis

Now nobody's perfect, I must admit

Say how many will the pieces fit

Shes got more going the most of the dolls

Oops I forgot about the balls

But she's so hip, this babe's a trip

She's dissed and gay, she's got kashe

She's quite a dame, ain't it a shame

A crime thats heinous

Those lips, those eyes

Then big suprise, that penis

There's always some failure, always some flaw

Isn't that what they call Murphy's law?

But male genitalia, that's where I draw the line

Besides hers is bigger than mine

She's got class, she's got that sass

She's got that schick, she's got mystique

She's cool, she's hot

She's got a lot except a mount on Venus

It's a tragedy of where that should be

She's got a penis

My life's a mess cuz under that dress

She has a p-e-n-i-s

YES

Yessssss haha

Does FB count as online dating? I have never used a dating site or an app like tinder etc.

Posted by starwars
@Soul have a really good one

Nope. I've missed out on a few potential matches though. I avoided the dates after adding them on fb and watched them get married and have kids a few months after.

Contacting me though fb, dxp, or an online dating profiles is almost impossible. I avoid people, and never dated through the internet. I'll stop responding long before it gets close to that.