The worst sexual mishap

This topic was created in the Relationships forum by Candeh15 on Friday, April 22, 2011 and has 26 replies.

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@Candeh15
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My one fear during sex was that things would go in the wrong hole when not expecting it, so to speak. And that occurred the other night. All I can say is ouch, ouch, and ouch. The act wasn't any fun, but my reaction was pretty priceless. It's going on my list of embarrassing moments in the bedroom.

Ladies, has this ever happened to you before?

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@Candeh15
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I just realized I had a typo. the men enjoy inserting rods into their own penis/urethra. Or I guess, have someone do it for them as well. Something to that degree.

According to Urban Dictionary:

1.Sounding 806 up, 70 down
The practice of inserting plastic or metal 'sounds' (long thin and very smooth objects) into yours or someone elses uretha. Ultimately leads to streching of the uretha so that larger objects (such as a finger) can be inserted in the penis.

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Posted by Candeh15
I just realized I had a typo. the men enjoy inserting rods into their own penis/urethra. Or I guess, have someone do it for them as well. Something to that degree.

According to Urban Dictionary:

1.Sounding 806 up, 70 down
The practice of inserting plastic or metal 'sounds' (long thin and very smooth objects) into yours or someone elses uretha. Ultimately leads to streching of the uretha so that larger objects (such as a finger) can be inserted in the penis.

that's fucked up!!

< cringing

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Yeah, my husband did that once when we were in the shower and we were standing up, and I was bent over ...... damn, it was very painful.

But, anal penetration actually feels good if prepared for it.

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Posted by P-Angel
Yeah, my husband did that once when we were in the shower and we were standing up, and I was bent over ...... damn, it was very painful.

But, anal penetration actually feels good if prepared for it.

Yeah, when it happened I just kind of curled up on the bed and laid there for a few minutes while he kept asking me if I was okay.

But I am sure that if actually preparing for it, it'd be a lot of fun. It just amazed me that even with a slight touch, I was sore for a whole day.

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Posted by Candeh15

Posted by P-Angel
Yeah, my husband did that once when we were in the shower and we were standing up, and I was bent over ...... damn, it was very painful.

But, anal penetration actually feels good if prepared for it.

Yeah, when it happened I just kind of curled up on the bed and laid there for a few minutes while he kept asking me if I was okay.

But I am sure that if actually preparing for it, it'd be a lot of fun. It just amazed me that even with a slight touch, I was sore for a whole day.

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I was super drunk when I did it. It felt okay because over all it was pretty numb.

Otherwise ya, super painful!