@krysrenee7
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The worst things to ever say to a guy
Posted by krysrenee7
You can add yours in too1. "You have the smallest d*ck of any man I've ever dated"
2. "I'd never want to have kids with you"
3. "All the other men in my life have way more than you have ever given me or can ever give me"
4. "You've never given me an orgasm!"
5. "I don't need you"
6. "Your hairline is receeding/you're balding"
7. "You're just like your father" (or any strong male figure in his life that has hurt him or negatively affected his life)
8. "The baby wasn't yours anyways! "
9. "My ex still helps me with my bills"
10. "I think we should date other people"
11. Accusing him of being gay
12. "What 1 man won't do for me, another will!"
13. "You're a deadbeat"
14. "You're not a real man"
15. "I'm not even mad that you cheated on me with my best friend b/c guess what, I def. just slept with your brother/best friend, so hey, now we're even!"
16. I refuse to support your conquests as a gladiator
17. I hope you get eaten by that lion in tomorrows main event
18. I refuse to sign a pre-nup if you become Emperor of Rome
Posted by krysrenee7
You can add yours in too1. "You have the smallest d*ck of any man I've ever dated"
2. "I'd never want to have kids with you"
3. "All the other men in my life have way more than you have ever given me or can ever give me"
4. "You've never given me an orgasm!"
5. "I don't need you"
6. "Your hairline is receeding/you're balding"
7. "You're just like your father" (or any strong male figure in his life that has hurt him or negatively affected his life)
8. "The baby wasn't yours anyways! "
9. "My ex still helps me with my bills"
10. "I think we should date other people"
11. Accusing him of being gay
12. "What 1 man won't do for me, another will!"
13. "You're a deadbeat"
14. "You're not a real man"
15. "I'm not even mad that you cheated on me with my best friend b/c guess what, I def. just slept with your brother/best friend, so hey, now we're even!"click to expand
AWWWWWW! Look away kitteh, look away.
My responce to the woman
WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT YOUR CRY-BABY WHINY-ASS OPINION ANYWAY?
CAN I TRADE YOU IN FOR WHAT'S BEHIND DOOR #1?
WHAT EVER KIND OF RESPONCE YOU WERE GOING FOR, YOU MISSED.
WHAT GAVE YOU THE IDEA I WAS A PEOPLE PERSON?
ANY CONNECTION BETWEEN YOUR REALITY AND MINE IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.
I WILL ALWAYS CHERISH THE INITIAL MISCONCEPTIONS I HAD ABOUT YOU BEING COMPETENT.
Posted by LoveBucket
krysrenee7, that list is hysterically mean!! lol lol. Let's see, which ones aren't bad:The worst on the list, I'd have to say is #6 because while he tried to convince himself as he holds the mirror at all angles looking at his head wailing NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT ME -- there you are to confirm "your hairline is receeding/you're balding"!! lol lol
LMAO! That's why I said these were the "WORST" things to ever say to a man!
And I know, it's completely gonna scar a guy for life if a woman points out something to a man that he's physically lacking b/c there's absolutely no way for him to deny something that everybody in the world can see!!!
I've never had to actually tell a guy that his slinger was small. Almost came close to it once, but then decided against it b/c I had to remember that the next girl he'd sleep with could very well lie to him & boost his ego right back up, thus erasing from his memory every bad thing I said about his d*ck!
Here's the irony of men with small slingers...
They KNOW it's small. They knew it was small even before you pointed it out 5 times.
But yet those very same men are always looking for some "action."
If I had that bad of a flaw that if pointed out to me, I'd be scarred for life, I'd probably keep it hidden!..Not going around trying to stick it in everything that walks, only to be praying in the bathroom afterwards that the girls I'm screwing didn't notice!
Posted by LoveBucket
krysrenee7, that list is hysterically mean!! lol lol. Let's see, which ones aren't bad:The worst on the list, I'd have to say is #6 because while he tried to convince himself as he holds the mirror at all angles looking at his head wailing NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, NOT ME -- there you are to confirm "your hairline is receeding/you're balding"!! lol lol
I've never had to actually tell a guy that his slinger was small. Almost came close to it once, but then decided against it b/c I had to remember that the next girl he'd sleep with could very well lie to him & boost his ego right back up, thus erasing from his memory every bad thing I said about his d*ck!
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jesus christ lady...what the hell is wrong with you?
@Westside: haha! Hey, I said I came "close!" as in I never actually let it come out of my mouth
Posted by krysrenee7
@Westside: haha! Hey, I said I came "close!" as in I never actually let it come out of my mouth
O_O
i was talking about
"I had to remember that the next girl he'd sleep with could very well lie to him & boost his ego right back up, thus erasing from his memory every bad thing I said about his d*ck!"
tu loco..
Oh & here's more:
16. "You're a coward."
17. "You're such a wimp/p*ssy"
18. "I wish you were more like my ex"
19. "I want 10 kids"
20. "I hate cooking, cleaning & doing laundry"
21. "I want to be married by the time I'm 30" (The guy shxts in his pants when he realizes she's 29 when she said this)
22. "I've slept with more people than you have!"
23. "Baby, I feel horrible. Can you go out to Walmart & grab me the biggest box of tampons you can find?!!!"
24. "I don't believe in shaving. I'm all "natural"
25. "All of my family/friends hate you & will do anything to break us up. But hey, everything should be ok. It's us against the world!"
26. "I know your favorite team is playing right now but I'd really appreciate it if you stopped watching tv & helped me with dinner."
27. "I don't want to work. I'd much rather a man support me."
@Westside...hey it's true! Girls lie about that all the time. They'll lie to a guy, tell him he's got the biggest slinger in the universe & then completely remind him 2 years later that they made it all up when the relationship is finally over!
What happens next? The guy feels scarred for the next 6 weeks, looking in the mirror at his junk while thinking, "Pst! I thought I had a mandingo!"
He doesn't come out of "hiding" until he sleeps with the next girl & hears the very same line. Then, when he nuts, he goes in the bathroom & says to himself, "HA! I knew my ex was imagining things! Looks like I have a mandingo after all!"
So yes telling a man that he's got a small sausage only scars him temporarily, considering there's always gonna be 50 more females that come along later on & lie to him too!...well unless all 50 just so happen to remind him of his small slinger too =X
20. "I hate cooking, cleaning & doing laundry"
24. "I don't believe in shaving. I'm all "natural"
28. "I don't believe in birth control."
29. "My goal is to be celebate for the next 5 years, & yes this applies even if I'm married during that time."
30. "Sex once a month is good enough for me."
31. "My vibrator & dildo please me/do more for me than you ever could."
32. "I want you to meet my parents"
33. "Awww my daughter (whose not yours) just called you daddy! Isn't that amazing, considering we've only been dating for 2 weeks?!!"
34. I'm having twins!"
35. "I hope your d*ck falls off!
36. I had crabs like 2 years ago like twice, but baby don't worry, I'm std-free now!" (extra smile)
37. If you really loved me, you'd do it!"
38. "Hey babe, can you come help me get into this girdle?!"
Posted by DoubleGem2
Are you in yet?
Haha! Oh that's a good one!
It's even funnier when a guy goes to town while humping you, while the whole time you're sitting there like um...why is he humping my inner thigh? It's like um...wrong hole (or no hole!) ass hole!
Posted by krysrenee7
24. "I don't believe in shaving. I'm all "natural"I know a few guys whose girlfriends don't shave. Given, they ARE what most people would consider hippies. Although they don't seem to mind at all, I see where you're coming from--several men would not appreciate that.
It could also depend on how much body hair there is in the first place. Some women have invisible or very little body hair, while others unfortunately have good reason to wax their upper lip/face.click to expand
Ha! When I wrote that one, I had pictured in my mind a woman with a BUSH & weeds coming from her armpits & private area! And yes, I'm sure most (not all) would find that pretty disgusting!
Posted by krysrenee7
You can add yours in too2. "I'd never want to have kids with you"
3. "All the other men in my life have way more than you have ever given me or can ever give me"
4. "You've never given me an orgasm!"
5. "I don't need you"
6. "You're balding"
7. "You're just like your father" (or any strong male figure in his life that has hurt him or negatively affected his life)
10. "I think we should date other people"
11. Accusing him of being gay
12. "What 1 man won't do for me, another will!"
13. "You're a deadbeat"
14. "You're not a real man"
blockquote>Damn!! I'm such an amateur!! Everytime I lost my temper, I said the selected to my ex. Then later I didn't even feel like saying sorry because the damage was already done and since I really meant all of them. Words do more damage than actions. I guess now I know why he cheated.
Posted by krysrenee7
You can add yours in too2. "I'd never want to have kids with you"
3. "All the other men in my life have way more than you have ever given me or can ever give me"
4. "You've never given me an orgasm!"
5. "I don't need you"
6. "You're balding"
7. "You're just like your father" (or any strong male figure in his life that has hurt him or negatively affected his life)
10. "I think we should date other people"
11. Accusing him of being gay
12. "What 1 man won't do for me, another will!"
13. "You're a deadbeat"
14. "You're not a real man"Damn!! I'm such an amateur!! Everytime I lost my temper, I said the selected to my ex. Then later I didn't even feel like saying sorry because the damage was already done and since I really meant all of them. Words do more damage than actions. I guess now I know why he cheated.
click to expandOuch, you were really mean. A Libra can't take this. The worst I said to my L was "you're a great actor" and this sent him to a tizzy already.
I remember my Aqua friend also said something like "what is wrong with YOU" to people she was angry with. She said that to me and off with her head.. I never wanted to see her again. Her husband is a Taurus, so he probably could tolerate that bullshat she pulled.
Posted by krysrenee7
You can add yours in too2. "I'd never want to have kids with you"
3. "All the other men in my life have way more than you have ever given me or can ever give me"
4. "You've never given me an orgasm!"
5. "I don't need you"
6. "You're balding"
7. "You're just like your father" (or any strong male figure in his life that has hurt him or negatively affected his life)
10. "I think we should date other people"
11. Accusing him of being gay
12. "What 1 man won't do for me, another will!"
13. "You're a deadbeat"
14. "You're not a real man"Damn!! I'm such an amateur!! Everytime I lost my temper, I said the selected to my ex. Then later I didn't even feel like saying sorry because the damage was already done and since I really meant all of them. Words do more damage than actions. I guess now I know why he cheated.
Ouch, you were really mean. A Libra can't take this. The worst I said to my L was "you're a great actor" and this sent him to a tizzy already.
click to expandSpica, this is why I said to you in the libra forum: "Why didn't anyone tell me about libra's sensitivity or even how they operate when it comes to criticism/mean putdowns". I really didn't know that my libra would breakdown over my words because he used to pretend very well that nothing would affect him, which made me get meaner. Mind you, he did stupid nonsense all the time for me to get that mean. I went crazy for what he used to do and then I snapped. I kind of wanted to hurt him for the things who used to do so I turned into a wordsmith.
ARE YOU IN YET?
YES I AM BIG MOUTH!
Posted by krysrenee7
Yblockquote>it's hard to believe things didn't work out.
you're both pricks in your own way: you being the agressive type and him being more passive& of course, the ATTRACTION is still there LOL
click to expandYes sir, we were both pricks in our own way ::puts head down in shame:: lol. It was more like fatal attraction, except not that we were obsessed with each other, but rather we wanted to kill each other. ARG 😡 When I think about what I went through, it makes me wanna pull my hair and go bald..lol
Posted by oldskoolflavor
(not trying to start shit, fwiw)I got her number....dont worry....
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DG, we talked about you handing out my phone no. to ppl on dxp 😉 lol
LMAO @ linda lovelace..that's a funny last name. Who dat?
Posted by DoubleGem2
One of the first popular porn stars, back in the seventies....she did a very famous adult film called Deep Throat....
Needless to say porn star when the film title is enough.LOL
OMG Oldskool!!! Your default pic is too funny!! ROFLMAO!!
How bout "hey its only Hep C, it could have been herpes".
"Stop stop stop stop.... is this your first time"?
"We all talked.... me, your friends, and your parents all know about your premature ejaculation tendencies".
"I just destroyed your PS3".
"I called your work and told them you wear my underwear".
"The meatloaf I fixed you last week was your beloved---> (insert pet name)
"I got an abortion 2 months ago"
"I sold the ring you gave me"
"I'll tell the police you tried to rape me"
"I just cleared all the money from our joint account"
"I just gave your nephew head"
"I have a sexual fantasy about your father"
Posted by DoubleGem2
LOL....the film was so contraversial at the time....now, OMG, pornography is down right disgusting. Mankind has hit his all time low.
What's new?! Mankind has always been disgusting..lol
Posted by DoubleGem2
LOL....the film was so contraversial at the time....now, OMG, pornography is down right disgusting. Mankind has hit his all time low.What's new?! Mankind has always been disgusting..lol
Well by the looks of it on DXP, the women are putting the men to shame.
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BURN! I know that my next comment will get all the feminist after me but: that's in real life too, not just on DXP..LOL
Posted by size zero superhero
Are the women here really putting the men to shame, or simply catching up? 😛Seems that way but then again I really wouldnt know, I dont compete with men😛
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Oh you two😛
Posted by size zero superhero
Are the women here really putting the men to shame, or simply catching up? 😛Seems that way but then again I really wouldnt know, I dont compete with men😛
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I don't compete with men either. I leave that for dykes. lol
Posted by size zero superhero
the belief men and women should be held to the same set of moral standards is not a competitive sentiment, IMO. just sayin'.
Hmmmmmm..........
It that regard I would have agree/disagree in society's eye, it's a double edged sword for both genders depending upon the situation.
Posted by Lobo
How bout "hey its only Hep C, it could have been herpes".
"Stop stop stop stop.... is this your first time"?
"We all talked.... me, your friends, and your parents all know about your premature ejaculation tendencies".
"I just destroyed your PS3".
"The meatloaf I fixed you last week was your beloved---> (insert pet name)
"I'll tell the police you tried to rape me"
"I just cleared all the money from our joint account"
"
LMAO!!!!! Omg all these are epic!!!
More:
1. "I can't believe you're throwing low blows. I mean you're the only guy I've ever dated who can piss on his own balls. And yeah, it's THAT small."
2. (Waiter asks the lady what she wants to order)..."I'll have the most expensive thing on the menu, please & thank you
(Guy crumbles down in his seat)
3. "I didn't know who else to call about what it means when a guy's d*ck burns when he pees so I asked your mother/brother. Hope you're not mad" *shrugs*
4. "Omg Brian I'm about to cum! Yes baby!" (Only problem...her man's name isn't Brian)
5. "I don't believe in pre-nups. Sorry"
6. "Sure, we can have a 3-some, but I'm picking the 3rd person. Um.....hey, what about your friend Tony?!"
7. "Would I leave you if you were broke or lost your limbs? Hmmmmm probably, why?"
8. "Had you been handling your business, (another guy's name) wouldn't be in my life!!"
9. "I'm 17 weeks pregnant. Andddd the deadline to get an abortion was 2 weeks ago. Sorry"
10. (Woman has disgusting feet) "Rub/suck on my toes, babe." *Accompanied by sweet smile*
11. "I know you weren't really at Craig's house last night b/c the GPS tracking device I put in your car proved that you weren't over there. So where were you REALLY Craig Nathaniel Jones!?" (Guys hate when you say their full name!)
12. "Um babe, please don't be mad but um...the dogs ate all your Playstation & Xbox games! What? At 1st I thought they were toys."
13. (Man asks woman what's for dinner tonight)..."Leftovers. Trust me, that 4-day old meatloaf is still fresh" *smile*
Posted by size zero superhero
the belief men and women should be held to the same set of moral standards is not a competitive sentiment, IMO. just sayin'.Hmmmmmm..........
It that regard I would have agree/disagree in society's eye, it's a double edged sword for both genders depending upon the situation.click to expand
+1
Yes then it would be a truly even playing field. Total personal accountability for one's actions or accomplishments.
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You can add yours in too
1. "You have the smallest d*ck of any man I've ever dated"
2. "I'd never want to have kids with you"
3. "All the other men in my life have way more than you have ever given me or can ever give me"
4. "You've never given me an orgasm!"
5. "I don't need you"
6. "Your hairline is receeding/you're balding"
7. "You're just like your father" (or any strong male figure in his life that has hurt him or negatively affected his life)
8. "The baby wasn't yours anyways! "
9. "My ex still helps me with my bills"
10. "I think we should date other people"
11. Accusing him of being gay
12. "What 1 man won't do for me, another will!"
13. "You're a deadbeat"
14. "You're not a real man"
15. "I'm not even mad that you cheated on me with my best friend b/c guess what, I def. just slept with your brother/best friend, so hey, now we're even!"