The worst things to ever say to a woman

1. "You should have an abortion"
2. "Are you gaining weight?"
3. "I was more attracted to you 10 yrs ago when you were 50 pounds lighter" (Of course the weight they liked you at always so happens to be the furthest number away from your current actual weight!)
4. "Had you been handling your business, I wouldn't have had to sleep with your sister/best friend/someone else!"
5. "Quit saying that I'll never find another girl like you. Um, that's kind of the point!"
6. "Um, not to be mean, but last night during sex, your stuff smelled a little fishy."
7. "Are you on your period? If so, I can tell. And not b/c of the way you've been acting either." (If a man can actually tell that you're on your period b/c of an odors/smells coming from your junk, that's a problem!)
8. "Are you sure that baby is even mine?"
9. "You need me."
10. "No other man is gonna want you."
11. "I never take your advice!"
12. "Quit crying. It's so unattractive."
13. "Maybe you'd turn me on a little more if you'd do some of the things those women in pornos do, dammit!"
14. "I don't believe in committment/marriage."
15. "I hate kids!"
16. "You should be/I wish you were more like my ex."

1. "You should have an abortion" You're right. God forbid half your genes go forth into the future.

2. "Are you gaining weight?" Yes, about 190 lbs. I should lose that. *pointing at door*

3. "I was more attracted to you 10 yrs ago when you were 50 pounds lighter" (Of course the weight they liked you at always so happens to be the furthest number away from your current actual weight!) I liked you better when you weren't being a prick. Ahhhh sweet memories.

4. "Had you been handling your business, I wouldn't have had to sleep with your sister/best friend/someone else!" Had you been handling yours Juan wouldn't be over all the time taking care of things.

5. "Quit saying that I'll never find another girl like you. Um, that's kind of the point!" And everyone thought I was so sweet until I met you.

6. "Um, not to be mean, but last night during sex, your stuff smelled a little fishy." Funny, it didn't smell of anything until you got into it.

7. "Are you on your period? If so, I can tell. And not b/c of the way you've been acting either." What was the first clue hero? The box on the back of the loo or the triple brownie cheesecake?

8. "Are you sure that baby is even mine?" Not really, so many lovers so little time.

9. "You need me." Like I need a third tit.

10. "No other man is gonna want you." I guarantee many want me, they did before you, they will after.

11. "I never take your advice!" Of course not, it's full of common sense.

12. "Quit crying. It's so unattractive." Then quit being the author of my tears.

13. "Maybe you'd turn me on a little more if you'd do some of the things those women in pornos do, dammit!" Of course Boo, I can wear heels and look bored just as easily as they can.

14. "I don't believe in committment/marriage." Then you don't believe in me.

15. "I hate kids!" Get a vasectomy. Where IS that hammer?

16. "You should be/I wish you were more like my ex." I know, I constantly lay awake at night wishing I could be the woman she is. Alas I am not, so give her a ring. You were a match made in heaven after all..tis why you're still together.

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17. Girl says, "Baby, do I look fat?" The guy bluntly says, "Well since you claim I'm never honest with you, I guess I'll prove to you now that I'm an honest person. So the answer is YES, baby you look fat. In fact, you look like a cow, so don't ever wear anything like that again!"

18. "Your food always tastes terrible!"

19. "You should let me cum inside of you. Besides, if you get pregnant, just go buy the morning after pill."

20. "Yes, I still keep pictures of all my ex girlfriends, so what?!"

21. "Since you wanna go on an exciting date so bad, how about this...how about we go play putt putt?!"

22. "I don't believe in celebrating Valentine's day, Christmas or birthdays."

23. "On a scale from 1-10, you're about a 6." (Girl slaps guy!) "Hey, atleast you're above a 5! Why are you so mad!?!"

24. "Yes it's true that I slept with your friend, BUT she's the one that came on to me 1st!"

25. "I just happened." or "1 thing led to the next"

26. "I prefer you wear weave over your real hair."

Ha! Just further proves that men may be a little more sensitive than women! It takes alot to really scar a woman.

It's so much easier to verbally assassinate a man than it is a woman!

And I agree, half of those are things that if said to me, I'd shrug/laugh off & come back with a witty response.

But I've seen some women literally fall apart after being told some of those things

17. Girl says, "Baby, do I look fat?" The guy bluntly says, "Well since you claim I'm never honest with you, I guess I'll prove to you now that I'm an honest person. So the answer is YES, baby you look fat. In fact, you look like a cow, so don't ever wear anything like that again!" Point taken, now stop for the love of Jesus wearing a Speedo.

18. "Your food always tastes terrible!" It's the rat poison.

19. "You should let me cum inside of you. Besides, if you get pregnant, just go buy the morning after pill." You should let me bake a love cake on your chest. After all, happiness is but a wash cloth away.

20. "Yes, I still keep pictures of all my ex girlfriends, so what?!" Terrific! They'll go really well with all the pics of my ex-boyfriends! *butting pics up next to his*

21. "Since you wanna go on an exciting date so bad, how about this...how about we go play putt putt?!" How about I call the girls and go dancing instead?

22. "I don't believe in celebrating Valentine's day, Christmas or birthdays." Phew! That takes a lot of pressure off of me to buy you presents and bake a cake.

23. "On a scale from 1-10, you're about a 6." (Girl slaps guy!) "Hey, atleast you're above a 5! Why are you so mad!?!" *rolls eyes over at all the photos of *2's* so displayed on the shelf...then back at him to cock an eyebrow*

24. "Yes it's true that I slept with your friend, BUT she's the one that came on to me 1st!" Your restraint sir, is majestic. Your present living situation will change soon, heads up. Yes, both of them, because one wasn't thinking properly.

25. "I just happened." or "1 thing led to the next" I know Baby, I know. I often fall into vaginas during an afternoon stroll. *patting hand* It really is tiresome.

26. "I prefer you wear weave over your real hair." That is a real shame, I was going in for a Grace Jones cut tomorrow.

And....again. 😛

I had too. *eyes twinkling* 🙂

LOLOL

*deep curtsy* 😉

"That was my twin brother you banged last night, not me." Her: "You mean the one with (blank), and has the (blank)—?"

Posted by GeminiMind
"That was my twin brother you banged last night, not me." Her: "You mean the one with (blank), and has the (blank)—?"

LOL Oh God NO.

Venus' responses were awesome!

I remember once having a witty comeback to every low blow a guy from years ago threw at me. He just looked at me, surprised, probably thinking, "So wait a minute, what I'm saying isn't actually hurting you?" lol lol smh

Whooooooooooo! 😄 *throwing hands up* —??

15. "I hate kids!" Get a vasectomy. Where IS that hammer?
cringe.....

How about being in the intimate position of your choice and saying, "Gee, your sister likes it in this position to!"

AWWWWW someone is looking to get BEAT DOWN. LOL

Seriously...Women don't bitch and complain...They take action.

Are you serious—?? Know any Scorpios—?

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Posted by krysrenee7
Venus' responses were awesome!

I remember once having a witty comeback to every low blow a guy from years ago threw at me. He just looked at me, surprised, probably thinking, "So wait a minute, what I'm saying isn't actually hurting you?" lol lol smh

Instead of boasting how 'strong' you were...

You should've just left the relationship at the first sign of that.

Just saying...

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Um, who said I didn't? This situation happened towards the END of the relationship. After the low blows were thrown, I left & never turned back.

I DON'T WANT YOUR KIDS
THATS WHY WE DO IT IN YOUR MOUTH & ASS

Posted by starlover "i dont like your car"

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this is just the lowest of all blows

Posted by Nights22
cant wait to test some of these out..

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

No the dress doesn't make your ass look big
Your ass is big

And yet..it doesn't seem to stop you from latching onto it regularly. 😛

and who says it was your ass
yours is just the right size

You've never seen my bottom Tatester. 🙂

Oh that wasn't you in the film bottems up

I'm afraid not. This much magnificence cannot be contained on film.

"Nice vintage jacket/dress/shirt"

I've never had the chance to use this phrase. I think it's a classy one 🙂 Obviously it works on non vintage (but drabby or old looking) clothing!!

Posted by oldskoolflavor
28. A rhino would look sexier in that outfit

Or "you won't make Miss Piggy jealous with that tulle skirt"
"You give J.Lo a run for her money" (que:fatter derriere than)

Posted by size zero superhero
According to some, topics related to aging are a sensitive subject for women. True for certain people, yet I don't think acknowledging elder people as old or the young as youthful is at all offensive in itself.

I guess it's rude if you claim all old people are senile and wear adult diapers, because that's just uncalled for. lol.

Stop talking like you're writing a school paper lol

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Getting Old at 44 I stil think like a 21 year old in someways. But can't do what I did at 21.
To keep myself in line I work out and try to keep my mind sharp.
The down side I do drink to much whisky but don't do drugs are smoke.

Posted by james tate
Getting Old at 44 I stil think like a 21 year old in someways. But can't do what I did at 21.
To keep myself in line I work out and try to keep my mind sharp.
The down side I do drink to much whisky but don't do drugs are smoke.

wrog firum?

Posted by size zero superhero

Posted by spica

Stop talking like you're writing a school paper lol
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Haha...that's just the way I'm built.

Ok - You'd make a good public speaker though 🙂