@Ram416
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Till flatulence do we part...
I m gonna be ok with that ?... unless she fart on my face ?
Fart that gas that keeps on and on. there are so many different types too. my husband would pull the blankets over us just to fart and wouldnt let me out from under the blanket. 😆
Posted by WitchmitchAries
Fart that gas that keeps on and on. there are so many different types too. my husband would pull the blankets over us just to fart and wouldnt let me out from under the blanket. 😆
It's the gift that keeps on giving lmao!!!
Posted by WitchmitchAries
Fart that gas that keeps on and on. there are so many different types too. my husband would pull the blankets over us just to fart and wouldnt let me out from under the blanket. 😆It's the gift that keeps on giving lmao!!!
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silent but diedly 😆
Posted by Zagittarius
I m gonna be ok with that ?... unless she fart on my face ?LOL!
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for the love of booty... i can keep up with farts...
but the the question is can she keep up with mine cuz... I don't usually fart outside restroom but when i do, its deadliest
I don't believe that in order to love your partner it is necessary to love their farts as well.
Posted by Palerio
I don't believe that in order to love your partner it is necessary to love their farts as well.
Not necessary of course.
But sometimes the human body can't help itself...
Posted by Palerio
I don't believe that in order to love your partner it is necessary to love their farts as well.Not necessary of course.
But sometimes the human body can't help itself...
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Not but that's fine, it's natural so I'm ok with that.
Still, wouldn't you agree with me if I said that people are taking the fart fetish way too far?
Posted by NemDeux
i´d prefer everybody farts in private.
That was my point too.
If it happens, it happens; but with that said, I shake my head at sentences like "farting in front of your partner creates empathy, making you closer and even more charming to them". Possibly; even more cringeworthy is to read "however, this should be different with your partner. Be free and natural in front of them and don’t be shy of passing gas. Of course, we don’t say you should do it in front of strangers, but only when you two are alone".
That mindset; I'm like when do we draw a line...
He's very considerate of not burping and farting in my direction. He keeps the burp quiet and blows it in the opposite direction to where I am. It's something that's important to him. For me, he doesn't approve when I do it so casually - he is merely trying to add balance to my feral. But, if it just happens, he doesn't make a big deal out of it. There is something definitely intimate about making eye contact during sex, accidentally farting, and then having him kiss you through your embarrassment and tell you he loves you. ?
During a protest once, the portapotties were locked off by security and the surrounding business weren't letting any protestors in to use their facilities. So, we all had to pick a shaded spot and take care of business. After all, the march HAD to go on. Sea-Goat held his jacket up so I could squat. It was awful because I had to do ALL the business.
After some time of holding up his jacket he was like, "Are you SHIHITTING right now?!" I was like, "I'm just as surprised as you. This squatting position really is better for alignment." I then collected the result of my actions in a bag and he had to dispose of it for me as I hurried to clean up and reclothe before security came around.
So. Romantic.
Posted by Palerio
I don't believe that in order to love your partner it is necessary to love their farts as well.Not necessary of course.
But sometimes the human body can't help itself...
Not but that's fine, it's natural so I'm ok with that.
Still, wouldn't you agree with me if I said that people are taking the fart fetish way too far?
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It definitely has to unfold organically. Some
Couples make the mistake of moving to the Fart Phase too fast.
Posted by NemDeux
i´d prefer everybody farts in private.That was my point too.
If it happens, it happens; but with that said, I shake my head at sentences like "farting in front of your partner creates empathy, making you closer and even more charming to them". Possibly; even more cringeworthy is to read "however, this should be different with your partner. Be free and natural in front of them and don’t be shy of passing gas. Of course, we don’t say you should do it in front of strangers, but only when you two are alone".
That mindset; I'm like when do we draw a line...
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Is there something wrong with that mindset?
To each their own.
Everyone has their own way of being themselves around the ones they love. Just because you don't like it doesn't make someone else who is comfortable with flatulence from a partner (not you of course) less human, correct?
Posted by Palerio
I don't believe that in order to love your partner it is necessary to love their farts as well.Not necessary of course.
But sometimes the human body can't help itself...
Not but that's fine, it's natural so I'm ok with that.
Still, wouldn't you agree with me if I said that people are taking the fart fetish way too far?
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I don't think this is about a fart fetish or any fetish. I don't think the author(s) mean that it is necessary to fart in front of your partner.
We're not talking about people who bottle up their partners' farts for future reference or memories.
We're talking about the people who can't help the way their body responds to food and their partners who accept them, warts and all. No bottling of farts necessary.
Posted by Ram416
I found this article funny as hell.What are your thoughts? Are you fine with your partner letting out the occasional gas or do you think this is intolerable and therefore you disapprove?
Pre article: If it's real stinky and happens often (e.g. daily, multiple times a day) we need to look at changing his diet or he'll need to exit the room when it happens. Occasional is fine. I don't find it "intolerable", but I don't welcome it either.
Post article:
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I might draw the line if you're constantly trying to push the titanic out of your a** with the door open. I hate hearing people taking a dump.
...If it were celebrating people who found greater acceptance with the person they love, that would be human to me.
This is worded like it should be the new standard for everyone.
This.
Posted by Ram416
I found this article funny as hell.What are your thoughts? Are you fine with your partner letting out the occasional gas or do you think this is intolerable and therefore you disapprove?
Pre article: If it's real stinky and happens often (e.g. daily, multiple times a day) we need to look at changing his diet or he'll need to exit the room when it happens. Occasional is fine.
Post article:
See above
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That was the first thought that popped in my head. If it happens too often, the diet probably needs some tweaking.
I don't mind if someone do it. But I'm super duper conscious about me burping or farting. I can't do it even in front of my family. It's very very very rare. If I ever do it, my sisters(never did it with friends around)act all surprised n laugh n be like, did you really just do it? N I say sorry?. That goes for coughing or sneezing too. I cover well n say sorry or excuse me n feel embarrassed everytime ? I can't help!!
N I deeply dislike any poop n fart jokes.
Posted by PhoenixRising
I hate hearing people taking a dump.
That n peeing too. It can totally be avoided. Turn on the tap or an exhaust fan till your done?
Posted by Zagittarius
I m gonna be ok with that ?... unless she fart on my face ?What about a queef?
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Never heard of it.. but sounds delicious ?
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I found this article funny as hell.
What are your thoughts? Are you fine with your partner letting out the occasional gas or do you think this is intolerable and therefore you disapprove?
https://dailyplug.com/apparently-people-who-fart-in-front-of-their-partner-are-more-likely-to-have-a-lasting-relationship/