What are some Relationship Idiosyncrasies that still make you laugh ?

Hello there to all you lovely DXPers,



Something to lighten up the mood. Do not take this too seriously. Let us all have a laugh or two.



What are some past or present relationship idiosyncrasies, that make you laugh ?

I will start off with one of my own -

When with an Italian, expect him to have more mirror time than you do. No matter, how well groomed you are.

Yes, he will ask you what you think as well (it would be wise of you to compliment him a little).

No, he might not always listen to your opinion. 😆

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

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More opinion, than feedback but alright ... I am still keeping it. 😆

Posted by Gobby

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

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Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

click to expand

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

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A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see. 😆

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

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I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

You know @Gobby, I count it a feat and a success to see you having to return to a thread this many times to post.

You usually pop in with a sarcastic comment or an insult in random places, and depart.

Why, you have changed. 😆

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Nah, the image of Dita von Teese repels me...

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I will forward your sentiments to Dita and let her know that. 😆

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Nah, the image of Dita von Teese repels me...

I will forward your sentiments to Dita and let her know that. 😆

Also, tell her that she's not all that - not even by a long shot. Oh, and a little less make-up wouldn't hurt either - no need to cake it on...

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Any more repressed comments you would like to share ?

If it helps unburden your load, and relieve the stress that you are feeling. Remember, I am here for you. 😆

/armchairtherapistisinrightnow

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

You know @Gobby, I count it a feat and a success to see you having to return to a thread this many times to post.

You usually pop in with a sarcastic comment or an insult in random places, and depart.

Why, you have changed. 😆

This is a less 'involved' thread. Besides, I was in the mood... 😄

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Still have not reached your word count limit for the day yet ?

You are usually far more concise. 😆

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

You know @Gobby, I count it a feat and a success to see you having to return to a thread this many times to post.

You usually pop in with a sarcastic comment or an insult in random places, and depart.

Why, you have changed. 😆

This is a less 'involved' thread. Besides, I was in the mood... 😄

Still have not reached your word count limit for the day yet ?

You are usually far more concise. 😆

Oh, I wouldn't even dare compete with you...

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What a generous loser you are, to allow me to take it to the other extreme, and win.

Why, you know me so well.

Are you my perfect match ? 😆

/fuelmydelusionaldreams

Posted by Ixion

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

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Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

You know @Gobby, I count it a feat and a success to see you having to return to a thread this many times to post.

You usually pop in with a sarcastic comment or an insult in random places, and depart.

Why, you have changed. 😆

This is a less 'involved' thread. Besides, I was in the mood... 😄

Still have not reached your word count limit for the day yet ?

You are usually far more concise. 😆

Oh, I wouldn't even dare compete with you...

What a generous loser you are, to allow me to take it to the other extreme, and win.

Why, you know me so well.

Are you my perfect match ? 😆

/fuelmydelusionaldreams

And how can one be a loser when one has decided not to compete? There was nothing to win, because I gracefully declined. But if winning means so much to the core of your being...

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Dashing Delusional Dreams

Is that your new motto ?

Why must you break my heart like so, I thought you cared with all that spanking. 😆

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Ixion

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

So much goading in that post.

I had at least three different replies, in my head, with each one being more biting than the previous one. But, hey, I guess I'm not that much of a heartless bastard when it comes to it...

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Goading ? Why I hardly know what you could possible mean by that. 😈

Be a gentleman, let us see what you have to share in that head of yours. 😆

/didIwalkintothatordidInot

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

You know @Gobby, I count it a feat and a success to see you having to return to a thread this many times to post.

You usually pop in with a sarcastic comment or an insult in random places, and depart.

Why, you have changed. 😆

This is a less 'involved' thread. Besides, I was in the mood... 😄

Still have not reached your word count limit for the day yet ?

You are usually far more concise. 😆

Oh, I wouldn't even dare compete with you...

What a generous loser you are, to allow me to take it to the other extreme, and win.

Why, you know me so well.

Are you my perfect match ? 😆

/fuelmydelusionaldreams

And how can one be a loser when one has decided not to compete? There was nothing to win, because I gracefully declined. But if winning means so much to the core of your being...

Dashing Delusional Dreams

Is that your new motto ?

Why must you break my heart like so, I thought you cared with all that spanking. 😆

Who said anything about involving emotions? 😈

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Ah, so you are replaceable.

Simply an instrument of pain.

Very well then, and I had thought to make you special. 😈

Posted by Ixion

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Ixion

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

*cracks knuckles* It just so happens the latter is well within my skillset...in a completely non-felonious way 😆

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Ah Ixion, perfect but that was only one part of the task.

... and how will you plan on hunting down Gobby, and more importantly have it stay ? 😈

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Ixion

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

So much goading in that post.

I had at least three different replies, in my head, with each one being more biting than the previous one. But, hey, I guess I'm not that much of a heartless bastard when it comes to it...

Goading ? Why I hardly know what you could possible mean by that. 😈

Be a gentleman, let us see what you have to share in that head of yours. 😆

/didIwalkintothatordidInot

Nah, Neanderthal all the way, baby... 😄

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You have not seen my wild side yet. 😆

/stillasaintornot

/nowyouaremakingmeblush

Posted by LethalFantasia

I came in reading this thread like "yaaa, we luvvvv this topic" and then I continued reading and it intensified and intensified and intensified even more... The heavy sexual energy entered this thread and violated my personal space like an overly-cologned gentleman in his early 50's stepping foot into the small elevator you're in. A tiny drop of sweat came running down my forehead before I was able to wipe it away. I could feel the warm blood rushing through my veins as my spine gently leaned back against the padded leather computer chair. As I continued to read the comments in the thread my heartbeat became faster and faster as my breathing became heavier and heavier. My skin became supple and moist from the natural heat of my body as I slowly licked my bottom lip. My eyes glared at the computer screen reading the back and forth comments as I anxiously waited for the next post to get my fix. I let out a quiet moan and rubbed both my palms as against the keyboard, leaning my head back and shutting my eyes just for a moment as I felt the euphoria run through my spiritual being.

So near and yet so far. 😆

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

You know @Gobby, I count it a feat and a success to see you having to return to a thread this many times to post.

You usually pop in with a sarcastic comment or an insult in random places, and depart.

Why, you have changed. 😆

This is a less 'involved' thread. Besides, I was in the mood... 😄

Still have not reached your word count limit for the day yet ?

You are usually far more concise. 😆

Oh, I wouldn't even dare compete with you...

What a generous loser you are, to allow me to take it to the other extreme, and win.

Why, you know me so well.

Are you my perfect match ? 😆

/fuelmydelusionaldreams

And how can one be a loser when one has decided not to compete? There was nothing to win, because I gracefully declined. But if winning means so much to the core of your being...

Dashing Delusional Dreams

Is that your new motto ?

Why must you break my heart like so, I thought you cared with all that spanking. 😆

Who said anything about involving emotions? 😈

Ah, so you are replaceable.

Simply an instrument of pain.

Very well then, and I had thought to make you special. 😈

You Scorpios with your mind games. LOL! How you lot make me chuckle... 🙂

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For a moment there I had wished you were Bling, but then again he would hardly volley back and forth like so. 😄

Posted by Gobby

Posted by LethalFantasia

I came in reading this thread like "yaaa, we luvvvv this topic" and then I continued reading and it intensified and intensified and intensified even more... The heavy sexual energy entered this thread and violated my personal space like an overly-cologned gentleman in his early 50's stepping foot into the small elevator you're in. A tiny drop of sweat came running down my forehead before I was able to wipe it away. I could feel the warm blood rushing through my veins as my spine gently leaned back against the padded leather computer chair. As I continued to read the comments in the thread my heartbeat became faster and faster as my breathing became heavier and heavier. My skin became supple and moist from the natural heat of my body as I slowly licked my bottom lip. My eyes glared at the computer screen reading the back and forth comments as I anxiously waited for the next post to get my fix. I let out a quiet moan and rubbed both my palms as against the keyboard, leaning my head back and shutting my eyes just for a moment as I felt the euphoria run through my spiritual being.

But did you cum?

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I almost did. Thank you @LethalFantasia, for almost relieving me of my pent up frustrations. 😆

Posted by Ixion

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Ixion

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Ixion

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

*cracks knuckles* It just so happens the latter is well within my skillset...in a completely non-felonious way 😆

Ah Ixion, perfect but that was only one part of the task.

... and how will you plan on hunting down Gobby, and more importantly have it stay ? 😈

Sigh...technicalities and trivialities, always ruining my fun.

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Come now dear Virgent, live up to your stereotype and be detail orientated. 😆

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Ixion

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

So much goading in that post.

I had at least three different replies, in my head, with each one being more biting than the previous one. But, hey, I guess I'm not that much of a heartless bastard when it comes to it...

Goading ? Why I hardly know what you could possible mean by that. 😈

Be a gentleman, let us see what you have to share in that head of yours. 😆

/didIwalkintothatordidInot

Nah, Neanderthal all the way, baby... 😄

You have not seen my wild side yet. 😆

/stillasaintornot

/nowyouaremakingmeblush

I can only imagine, seeing as it took you almost 20 minutes to reply... 😈

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Now you leave me out in the cold. All that overanalysing, all for nothing.

You fuel me up and leave me with empty promises.

I will carry away our time together, those spanks.

As a token to what we had shared. 😆

/completelydelusionalcertifiedinsane

/notcrazynotdesperatenotastalker

/doyoustillwantme

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Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Ixion

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

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Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

So much goading in that post.

I had at least three different replies, in my head, with each one being more biting than the previous one. But, hey, I guess I'm not that much of a heartless bastard when it comes to it...

Goading ? Why I hardly know what you could possible mean by that. 😈

Be a gentleman, let us see what you have to share in that head of yours. 😆

/didIwalkintothatordidInot

Nah, Neanderthal all the way, baby... 😄

You have not seen my wild side yet. 😆

/stillasaintornot

/nowyouaremakingmeblush

I can only imagine, seeing as it took you almost 20 minutes to reply... 😈

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Never knew you to be one to wait with bated breathe. 😈

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Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

So much goading in that post.

I had at least three different replies, in my head, with each one being more biting than the previous one. But, hey, I guess I'm not that much of a heartless bastard when it comes to it...

Goading ? Why I hardly know what you could possible mean by that. 😈

Be a gentleman, let us see what you have to share in that head of yours. 😆

/didIwalkintothatordidInot

Nah, Neanderthal all the way, baby... 😄

You have not seen my wild side yet. 😆

/stillasaintornot

/nowyouaremakingmeblush

I can only imagine, seeing as it took you almost 20 minutes to reply... 😈

Never knew you to be one to wait with bated breathe. 😈

Never knew you to take that long to think of a comeback... 😛

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My glass of wine was calling out to me. 😆

Care for a glass ?

/Ipromisetonotspillitonyoubutjustmightanyways

/noulteriormotives

/innocent

Posted by -Apis-

Y'all need to hook up and fuck.

Your keyboards are gonna be so sticky. That shit ain't sanitary.

What I want to know -Apis- is, is your keyboard sticky yet ? 😆

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Posted by TheLadyScorpio

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Posted by TheLadyScorpio

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Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

So much goading in that post.

I had at least three different replies, in my head, with each one being more biting than the previous one. But, hey, I guess I'm not that much of a heartless bastard when it comes to it...

Goading ? Why I hardly know what you could possible mean by that. 😈

Be a gentleman, let us see what you have to share in that head of yours. 😆

/didIwalkintothatordidInot

Nah, Neanderthal all the way, baby... 😄

You have not seen my wild side yet. 😆

/stillasaintornot

/nowyouaremakingmeblush

I can only imagine, seeing as it took you almost 20 minutes to reply... 😈

Now you leave me out in the cold. All that overanalysing, all for nothing.

You fuel me up and leave me with empty promises.

I will carry away our time together, those spanks.

As a token to what we had shared. 😆

/completelydelusionalcertifiedinsane

/notcrazynotdesperatenotastalker

/doyoustillwantme

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Never knew you to be who was left speechless. 😈

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Posted by TheLadyScorpio

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Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

So much goading in that post.

I had at least three different replies, in my head, with each one being more biting than the previous one. But, hey, I guess I'm not that much of a heartless bastard when it comes to it...

Goading ? Why I hardly know what you could possible mean by that. 😈

Be a gentleman, let us see what you have to share in that head of yours. 😆

/didIwalkintothatordidInot

Nah, Neanderthal all the way, baby... 😄

You have not seen my wild side yet. 😆

/stillasaintornot

/nowyouaremakingmeblush

I can only imagine, seeing as it took you almost 20 minutes to reply... 😈

Never knew you to be one to wait with bated breathe. 😈

Never knew you to take that long to think of a comeback... 😛

My glass of wine was calling out to me. 😆

Care for a glass ?

/Ipromisetonotspillitonyoubutjustmightanyways

/noulteriormotives

/innocent

Knowing my luck, it'll be spiked...

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Bloody hell, and I already had the Chloroform prepared as well.

Why must you ruin all the fun ? 😆

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Posted by TheLadyScorpio

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Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

So much goading in that post.

I had at least three different replies, in my head, with each one being more biting than the previous one. But, hey, I guess I'm not that much of a heartless bastard when it comes to it...

Goading ? Why I hardly know what you could possible mean by that. 😈

Be a gentleman, let us see what you have to share in that head of yours. 😆

/didIwalkintothatordidInot

Nah, Neanderthal all the way, baby... 😄

You have not seen my wild side yet. 😆

/stillasaintornot

/nowyouaremakingmeblush

I can only imagine, seeing as it took you almost 20 minutes to reply... 😈

Now you leave me out in the cold. All that overanalysing, all for nothing.

You fuel me up and leave me with empty promises.

I will carry away our time together, those spanks.

As a token to what we had shared. 😆

/completelydelusionalcertifiedinsane

/notcrazynotdesperatenotastalker

/doyoustillwantme

Never knew you to be who was left speechless. 😈

Admit it, you're just a competitive goader...

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So now the Goat Gent has gone out of his mind, trying to have a Fixed Stinger Woman admit to something.

... or better yet in your words (or therein about), where is the competition ? There is none. 😈

Posted by DefineTruth

I hate that the woman I'm dating currently denies when she farts. Woman I can smell it from across the room!

... and how long have you been dating her ?

Perhaps you should tell her to define the truth about her farts. 😄

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Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

So much goading in that post.

I had at least three different replies, in my head, with each one being more biting than the previous one. But, hey, I guess I'm not that much of a heartless bastard when it comes to it...

Goading ? Why I hardly know what you could possible mean by that. 😈

Be a gentleman, let us see what you have to share in that head of yours. 😆

/didIwalkintothatordidInot

Nah, Neanderthal all the way, baby... 😄

You have not seen my wild side yet. 😆

/stillasaintornot

/nowyouaremakingmeblush

I can only imagine, seeing as it took you almost 20 minutes to reply... 😈

Never knew you to be one to wait with bated breathe. 😈

Never knew you to take that long to think of a comeback... 😛

My glass of wine was calling out to me. 😆

Care for a glass ?

/Ipromisetonotspillitonyoubutjustmightanyways

/noulteriormotives

/innocent

Knowing my luck, it'll be spiked...

Bloody hell, and I already had the Chloroform prepared as well.

Why must you ruin all the fun ? 😆

Knew it!!!

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Knowing you, you probably already have your handcuffs ready to lock me in before I got to the Chloroform.

A race for time. 😆

Posted by Gobby

When a Scorpio sinks to this level of projecting, twisting words and making delusional/outlandish claims, it's no longer fun anymore. You lot just can't help yourselves, can you? 😉

Why I had to stand by my stereotype and run it to the ground.

Just in case this interaction was not well and dead yet. 😉

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Posted by TheLadyScorpio

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Posted by Gobby

Posted by TheLadyScorpio

Posted by Gobby

Your Dita von Teese avatars are getting real tiresome...

I like it, and I do not care. Unfortunate to hear it has grown tiresome for you.

Do you have something against me Gobby ? 😆

Nope, just providing some feedback...

Please try not to analyse my previous posts to death...

Very sarcastic @Gobby, I applaud you. Now that you say that, I will most definitely analyse it to death.

Overthinking every letter, mulling over it again and again.

Why there must be a hidden meaning. 😆

It's completely up to you. Looking forward to the impending thread... 😆

Are you challenging me ? Perhaps I should make thread(s) on it now.

Every single letter is so meaningful. 😆

Stop trying to make me blush...

A thread for every single letter, because you deserve no less.

You have completely changed my world, with your words.

There was no warmth in it prior, and now there is.

I was blind before, and now I see.

😆

Someone please gag and tie her up...

I never knew you were into BDSM.

My oh my, you are showing a different side to yourself @Gobby.

Let us play then. 😆

Can I watch?

Two things will need to happen first.

You will have to hunt down @Gobby, and see if it will stay.

Secondly, @Gobby will have to successful gag and tie me up ... or perhaps you are up for that task ? 😆

So much goading in that post.

I had at least three different replies, in my head, with each one being more biting than the previous one. But, hey, I guess I'm not that much of a heartless bastard when it comes to it...

Goading ? Why I hardly know what you could possible mean by that. 😈

Be a gentleman, let us see what you have to share in that head of yours. 😆

/didIwalkintothatordidInot

Nah, Neanderthal all the way, baby... 😄

You have not seen my wild side yet. 😆

/stillasaintornot

/nowyouaremakingmeblush

I can only imagine, seeing as it took you almost 20 minutes to reply... 😈

Never knew you to be one to wait with bated breathe. 😈

Never knew you to take that long to think of a comeback... 😛

My glass of wine was calling out to me. 😆

Care for a glass ?

/Ipromisetonotspillitonyoubutjustmightanyways

/noulteriormotives

/innocent

Knowing my luck, it'll be spiked...

Bloody hell, and I already had the Chloroform prepared as well.

Why must you ruin all the fun ? 😆

Knew it!!!

Knowing you, you probably already have your handcuffs ready to lock me in before I got to the Chloroform.

A race for time. 😆

No, you'd already be in a tub of chloroform by now...

[Yes, I'm going to be a party-pooper and not even go there with the handcuffs]

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A tub of Chloroform, you know you do not need to always be an overachiever. 😆

[Bloody hell Goat, you simply had to bring in the bucket of ice cold water.]