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as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
biiiiiiiiitch please. we don't get a break off for periods neither. and as much as you guys like to poke fun at our monthlies, you get in a tiff over this? dish it but when it's your turn, go to bed and cry. like when you're sick. i guess a woman's sickness is just a walk in a park. ever been sick while having your period? no? then stfu.
Who the hell are you— 😡
I just passed away for a few seconds and didn't understand a single word you said. Just for the record, I HAVE a COLD damn it, it's serious!!! 😡
A cold.....serious?
Have you ever been really ill?
Of course I have, I have a COLD!
Wow, you sound like a big baby, glad I raised our son to be strong
Where is your moon ?
I am not a baby! I am Alpha! I just need somebody to feed me while my head is lying on your lap. Is that too much to ask for? 😡
Pisces.. 😢
Yes too much to ask.....you're a grown man not a baby
Pisces of course .... air moons seem to suck it up more.....lol
so insensitive..
I am glad you are not my mom!!!! 😡
Haha that is funny
When our son got to 12 he tells me, "I've had enough love now mum"
I am the most loving and sensitive of women....my friends call me the "love woman"
It's just I can't stand people that act like babies when they are adults
Did your mum give you lots of hugs and love when your were a kid ?
Nobody loved me when I was a kid. I never even got tea...
What was your mother doing ?
She was focussed on her career and my brother...let her baby boy alone 😢
Why? Whyyyyy?
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Aaahhh makes sense.....that is why you got stuck in the baby / child phase..... not enough love
Shame on her
😢
Posted by MyStarsShine
In your defence though, Pisces moon is incredibly sensitive....and sexy!
I think that is ♏️
What's that? A snake?
Sexy sexy Scorpio
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Hah, scorpio
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
biiiiiiiiitch please. we don't get a break off for periods neither. and as much as you guys like to poke fun at our monthlies, you get in a tiff over this? dish it but when it's your turn, go to bed and cry. like when you're sick. i guess a woman's sickness is just a walk in a park. ever been sick while having your period? no? then stfu.
Who the hell are you— 😡
I just passed away for a few seconds and didn't understand a single word you said. Just for the record, I HAVE a COLD damn it, it's serious!!! 😡
A cold.....serious?
Have you ever been really ill?
Of course I have, I have a COLD!
Wow, you sound like a big baby, glad I raised our son to be strong
Where is your moon ?
I am not a baby! I am Alpha! I just need somebody to feed me while my head is lying on your lap. Is that too much to ask for? 😡
Pisces.. 😢
Yes too much to ask.....you're a grown man not a baby
Pisces of course .... air moons seem to suck it up more.....lol
so insensitive..
I am glad you are not my mom!!!! 😡
Haha that is funny
When our son got to 12 he tells me, "I've had enough love now mum"
I am the most loving and sensitive of women....my friends call me the "love woman"
It's just I can't stand people that act like babies when they are adults
Did your mum give you lots of hugs and love when your were a kid ?
Nobody loved me when I was a kid. I never even got tea...
What was your mother doing ?
She was focussed on her career and my brother...let her baby boy alone 😢
Why? Whyyyyy?
Aaahhh makes sense.....that is why you got stuck in the baby / child phase..... not enough love
Shame on her
😢
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you see I am innocent
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
biiiiiiiiitch please. we don't get a break off for periods neither. and as much as you guys like to poke fun at our monthlies, you get in a tiff over this? dish it but when it's your turn, go to bed and cry. like when you're sick. i guess a woman's sickness is just a walk in a park. ever been sick while having your period? no? then stfu.
Who the hell are you— 😡
I just passed away for a few seconds and didn't understand a single word you said. Just for the record, I HAVE a COLD damn it, it's serious!!! 😡
A cold.....serious?
Have you ever been really ill?
Of course I have, I have a COLD!
Wow, you sound like a big baby, glad I raised our son to be strong
Where is your moon ?
I am not a baby! I am Alpha! I just need somebody to feed me while my head is lying on your lap. Is that too much to ask for? 😡
Pisces.. 😢
Yes too much to ask.....you're a grown man not a baby
Pisces of course .... air moons seem to suck it up more.....lol
so insensitive..
I am glad you are not my mom!!!! 😡
Haha that is funny
When our son got to 12 he tells me, "I've had enough love now mum"
I am the most loving and sensitive of women....my friends call me the "love woman"
It's just I can't stand people that act like babies when they are adults
Did your mum give you lots of hugs and love when your were a kid ?
Nobody loved me when I was a kid. I never even got tea...
What was your mother doing ?
She was focussed on her career and my brother...let her baby boy alone 😢
Why? Whyyyyy?
Aaahhh makes sense.....that is why you got stuck in the baby / child phase..... not enough love
Shame on her
😢
you see I am innocent
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Yes but......
Time to grow up too....can't be the child forever
🙂
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
biiiiiiiiitch please. we don't get a break off for periods neither. and as much as you guys like to poke fun at our monthlies, you get in a tiff over this? dish it but when it's your turn, go to bed and cry. like when you're sick. i guess a woman's sickness is just a walk in a park. ever been sick while having your period? no? then stfu.
Who the hell are you— 😡
I just passed away for a few seconds and didn't understand a single word you said. Just for the record, I HAVE a COLD damn it, it's serious!!! 😡
A cold.....serious?
Have you ever been really ill?
Of course I have, I have a COLD!
Wow, you sound like a big baby, glad I raised our son to be strong
Where is your moon ?
I am not a baby! I am Alpha! I just need somebody to feed me while my head is lying on your lap. Is that too much to ask for? 😡
Pisces.. 😢
Yes too much to ask.....you're a grown man not a baby
Pisces of course .... air moons seem to suck it up more.....lol
so insensitive..
I am glad you are not my mom!!!! 😡
Haha that is funny
When our son got to 12 he tells me, "I've had enough love now mum"
I am the most loving and sensitive of women....my friends call me the "love woman"
It's just I can't stand people that act like babies when they are adults
Did your mum give you lots of hugs and love when your were a kid ?
Nobody loved me when I was a kid. I never even got tea...
What was your mother doing ?
hiding with a jug of booze and a pack of smokes, chain smoking and praying to God to end her misery too. wishing she never had that overgrown child lol
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How are you Mona.....long time no see 🙂
Are you still with the Sag? How is life treating you ?
⭐️
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
biiiiiiiiitch please. we don't get a break off for periods neither. and as much as you guys like to poke fun at our monthlies, you get in a tiff over this? dish it but when it's your turn, go to bed and cry. like when you're sick. i guess a woman's sickness is just a walk in a park. ever been sick while having your period? no? then stfu.
Who the hell are you— 😡
I just passed away for a few seconds and didn't understand a single word you said. Just for the record, I HAVE a COLD damn it, it's serious!!! 😡
A cold.....serious?
Have you ever been really ill?
Of course I have, I have a COLD!
Wow, you sound like a big baby, glad I raised our son to be strong
Where is your moon ?
I am not a baby! I am Alpha! I just need somebody to feed me while my head is lying on your lap. Is that too much to ask for? 😡
Pisces.. 😢
Yes too much to ask.....you're a grown man not a baby
Pisces of course .... air moons seem to suck it up more.....lol
so insensitive..
I am glad you are not my mom!!!! 😡
Haha that is funny
When our son got to 12 he tells me, "I've had enough love now mum"
I am the most loving and sensitive of women....my friends call me the "love woman"
It's just I can't stand people that act like babies when they are adults
Did your mum give you lots of hugs and love when your were a kid ?
Nobody loved me when I was a kid. I never even got tea...
What was your mother doing ?
She was focussed on her career and my brother...let her baby boy alone 😢
Why? Whyyyyy?
Aaahhh makes sense.....that is why you got stuck in the baby / child phase..... not enough love
Shame on her
😢
you see I am innocent
Yes but......
Time to grow up too....can't be the child forever
🙂
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Why not? I just got out of puberty, no reason to rush things. 😡
Posted by LibraMudra
lol sag,You need fresh grated ginger root with a good orange juice. Also tea with ginger, honey and lemon. Ginger = ancient chineeee secret
I love you mom. 🙂
There, there, dear boy. Blow your nose, fuckin stinkin.
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it's comming again...
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. 😄
😡
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..
Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. 😆
Oh please she just got it delivered
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea 😠
This is you.
Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?
It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? 😆
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Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. 😢
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. 😄
😡
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..
Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. 😆
Oh please she just got it delivered
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea 😠
This is you.
Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?
It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? 😆
Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. 😢
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
Oh you're still here. I thought you might have died. 😆
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You wish 😡
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. 😄
😡
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..
Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. 😆
Oh please she just got it delivered
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea 😠
This is you.
Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?
It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? 😆
Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. 😢
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
Oh you're still here. I thought you might have died. 😆
You wish 😡
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Oh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.
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Mmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? 😉
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?😡 The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place 😢
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. 😄
😡
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..
Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. 😆
Oh please she just got it delivered
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea 😠
This is you.
Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?
It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? 😆
Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. 😢
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
Oh you're still here. I thought you might have died. 😆
You wish 😡
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Oh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.
Mmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? 😉
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?😡 The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place 😢
Why do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? 😆
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I might be dead but my spirit will be there! 😡
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Nobody helps me when I'm sick, so I help myself to Grubhub
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. 😄
😡
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..
Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. 😆
Oh please she just got it delivered
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea 😠
This is you.
Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?
It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? 😆
Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. 😢
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
Oh you're still here. I thought you might have died. 😆
You wish 😡
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Oh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.
Mmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? 😉
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?😡 The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place 😢
Why do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? 😆
I might be dead but my spirit will be there! 😡
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Yes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.
Good idea btw.
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As if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..
Im usually quite independent but when I got sick last month my Cap babied me the whole week. I couldn't even talk bcz my voice was so hoarse. He said that made it easier to baby me, and he never left my side no ones ever done that before lol. From now on I think I'll take the baby route lol.
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. 😄
😡
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..
Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. 😆
Oh please she just got it delivered
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea 😠
This is you.
Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?
It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? 😆
Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. 😢
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
Oh you're still here. I thought you might have died. 😆
You wish 😡
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Oh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.
Mmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? 😉
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?😡 The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place 😢
Why do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? 😆
I might be dead but my spirit will be there! 😡
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Yes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.
Good idea btw.
As if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..
Does it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision. 😆
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Then why do you even want to come— Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?
Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead. 😡
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. 😄
😡
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..
Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. 😆
Oh please she just got it delivered
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea 😠
This is you.
Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?
It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? 😆
Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. 😢
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
Oh you're still here. I thought you might have died. 😆
You wish 😡
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Oh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.
Mmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? 😉
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?😡 The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place 😢
Why do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? 😆
I might be dead but my spirit will be there! 😡
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Yes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.
Good idea btw.
As if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..
Does it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision. 😆
Then why do you even want to come— Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?
Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead. 😡
I'm just there for the free food. 😄
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Oh didn't I mention? There is no food, just a big box where you can donate money for all my alimonies. 🙂
You are right though, I need to invite more people for that reason
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. 😄
😡
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..
Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. 😆
Oh please she just got it delivered
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea 😠
This is you.
Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?
It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? 😆
Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. 😢
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
Oh you're still here. I thought you might have died. 😆
You wish 😡
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Oh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.
Mmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? 😉
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?😡 The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place 😢
Why do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? 😆
I might be dead but my spirit will be there! 😡
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Yes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.
Good idea btw.
As if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..
Does it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision. 😆
Then why do you even want to come— Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?
Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead. 😡
I'm just there for the free food. 😄
Oh didn't I mention? There is no food, just a big box where you can donate money for all my alimonies. 🙂
You are right though, I need to invite more people for that reason
Ah good idea. I'll be taking care of that box. It's not like you'll be needing it anyway. 😄
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No, no , no no! The money is meant for all the 23 year old models who claimed they loved me for my personality, do you understand? Don't touch it!!! 😡
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. 😄
😡
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..
Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. 😆
Oh please she just got it delivered
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea 😠
This is you.
Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?
It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? 😆
Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. 😢
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
Oh you're still here. I thought you might have died. 😆
You wish 😡
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Oh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.
Mmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? 😉
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?😡 The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place 😢
Why do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? 😆
I might be dead but my spirit will be there! 😡
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Yes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.
Good idea btw.
As if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..
Does it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision. 😆
Then why do you even want to come— Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?
Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead. 😡
I'm just there for the free food. 😄
Oh didn't I mention? There is no food, just a big box where you can donate money for all my alimonies. 🙂
You are right though, I need to invite more people for that reason
Ah good idea. I'll be taking care of that box. It's not like you'll be needing it anyway. 😄
No, no , no no! The money is meant for all the 23 year old models who claimed they loved me for my personality, do you understand? Don't touch it!!! 😡
Those models already moved on when they found out you were dead. Sorry to tell you the news but they are not coming to your funeral. Unfortunately it seems I'm the only one coming because you infected the other males and they are home with the man cold.
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No, you are lying! Natasha, Svetlana and Alexis love me, no matter what. They will come you will see.😢
And you are wrong again, the other males don't want to see you, because they think you are insensitve since you made all the jokes about the man flu. We will never forget!! 😡
Thanks bro!
Thanks bro!
United we stand, divided we fall!
No woman can ever change that! 🙂
as you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
Yes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen mask😂😂😂
That's exactly what it feels like
This is a joke to you is it? 😡
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. 😢
There there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. 😄
😡
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
Right, as if she knew how to cook tea..
Yet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. 😆
Oh please she just got it delivered
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea 😠
This is you.
Tinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?
It's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? 😆
Ah it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. 😢
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
Oh you're still here. I thought you might have died. 😆
You wish 😡
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Oh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.
Mmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? 😉
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?😡 The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place 😢
Why do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? 😆
I might be dead but my spirit will be there! 😡
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Yes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.
Good idea btw.
As if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..
Does it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision. 😆
Then why do you even want to come— Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?
Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead. 😡
I'm just there for the free food. 😄
Oh didn't I mention? There is no food, just a big box where you can donate money for all my alimonies. 🙂
You are right though, I need to invite more people for that reason
Ah good idea. I'll be taking care of that box. It's not like you'll be needing it anyway. 😄
No, no , no no! The money is meant for all the 23 year old models who claimed they loved me for my personality, do you understand? Don't touch it!!! 😡
Those models already moved on when they found out you were dead. Sorry to tell you the news but they are not coming to your funeral. Unfortunately it seems I'm the only one coming because you infected the other males and they are home with the man cold.
No, you are lying! Natasha, Svetlana and Alexis love me, no matter what. They will come you will see.😢
And you are wrong again, the other males don't want to see you, because they think you are insensitve since you made all the jokes about the man flu. We will never forget!! 😡
Ah I found Natasha, Svetlana and Alexis. Unfortunately they didn't want to come when they heard there wasn't going to be any food.
The other males think I'm nice because I got them the ultra soft tissues that you rejected. 😄
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It's not them, those are my angry Ex-wives!
Posted by Timon
Ex-wives? Aha, I see what type of women you like.
They looked like that once I left.
Anyway, I don't mind curvy girls.
The Sag and Mr. Sensitive somehow do not go together at all lol
Posted by Malak
The Sag and Mr. Sensitive somehow do not go together at all lol
oh it does quite well actually lol
Posted by LibraMudra
I am in a family full of sagittarius.You're all a bunch of babies when you're sick lmao. Have to go in the room petting your heads like "there, there, you've got the black lung. You'll be ok"
-cough cough -
If I weren't deadly sick and actually see the keyboard I would call you out on that 😠
Omg this is what I get for making fun of you. Now I have the black lung and bubble throat moaning like a ghost. Dying and dead. Flu pills dazed. And God, I can't see lmao
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Is that serious LibraMom? 😢
Get well soon!!!
I hope it's not as deadly as my man flu was.
Posted by LibraMudra
I am in a family full of sagittarius.You're all a bunch of babies when you're sick lmao. Have to go in the room petting your heads like "there, there, you've got the black lung. You'll be ok"
-cough cough -
If I weren't deadly sick and actually see the keyboard I would call you out on that 😠
Omg this is what I get for making fun of you. Now I have the black lung and bubble throat moaning like a ghost. Dying and dead. Flu pills dazed. And God, I can't see lmao
Is that serious LibraMom? 😢
Get well soon!!!
I hope it's not as deadly as my man flu was.
It's so serious 😢 libramom lol
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