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Posted by TheSagAaahhh makes sense.....that is why you got stuck in the baby / child phase..... not enough lovePosted by MyStarsShineShe was focussed on her career and my brother...let her baby boy alone π’Posted by TheSagWhat was your mother doing ?Posted by MyStarsShineNobody loved me when I was a kid. I never even got tea...Posted by TheSagHaha that is funnyPosted by MyStarsShineso insensitive..Posted by TheSagPosted by MyStarsShineI am not a baby! I am Alpha! I just need somebody to feed me while my head is lying on your lap. Is that too much to ask for? π‘Posted by TheSagWow, you sound like a big baby, glad I raised our son to be strongPosted by MyStarsShineOf course I have, I have a COLD!Posted by TheSagA cold.....serious?Posted by Mona_MachiavelliWho the hell are youβ π‘Posted by TheSagbiiiiiiiiitch please. we don't get a break off for periods neither. and as much as you guys like to poke fun at our monthlies, you get in a tiff over this? dish it but when it's your turn, go to bed and cry. like when you're sick. i guess a woman's sickness is just a walk in a park. ever been sick while having your period? no? then stfu.Posted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
I just passed away for a few seconds and didn't understand a single word you said. Just for the record, I HAVE a COLD damn it, it's serious!!! π‘
Have you ever been really ill?
Where is your moon ?
Pisces.. π’
Yes too much to ask.....you're a grown man not a baby
Pisces of course .... air moons seem to suck it up more.....lol
I am glad you are not my mom!!!! π‘
When our son got to 12 he tells me, "I've had enough love now mum"
I am the most loving and sensitive of women....my friends call me the "love woman"
It's just I can't stand people that act like babies when they are adults
Did your mum give you lots of hugs and love when your were a kid ?
Why? Whyyyyy?
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Shame on her
π’
Posted by MyStarsShineHah, scorpioPosted by TheSagSexy sexy ScorpioPosted by MyStarsShineWhat's that? A snake?Posted by TheSagI think that is βοΈPosted by MyStarsShine...and sexy!
In your defence though, Pisces moon is incredibly sensitive.
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Posted by MyStarsShineyou see I am innocentPosted by TheSagAaahhh makes sense.....that is why you got stuck in the baby / child phase..... not enough lovePosted by MyStarsShineShe was focussed on her career and my brother...let her baby boy alone π’Posted by TheSagWhat was your mother doing ?Posted by MyStarsShineNobody loved me when I was a kid. I never even got tea...Posted by TheSagHaha that is funnyPosted by MyStarsShineso insensitive..Posted by TheSagPosted by MyStarsShineI am not a baby! I am Alpha! I just need somebody to feed me while my head is lying on your lap. Is that too much to ask for? π‘Posted by TheSagWow, you sound like a big baby, glad I raised our son to be strongPosted by MyStarsShineOf course I have, I have a COLD!Posted by TheSagA cold.....serious?Posted by Mona_MachiavelliWho the hell are youβ π‘Posted by TheSagbiiiiiiiiitch please. we don't get a break off for periods neither. and as much as you guys like to poke fun at our monthlies, you get in a tiff over this? dish it but when it's your turn, go to bed and cry. like when you're sick. i guess a woman's sickness is just a walk in a park. ever been sick while having your period? no? then stfu.Posted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
I just passed away for a few seconds and didn't understand a single word you said. Just for the record, I HAVE a COLD damn it, it's serious!!! π‘
Have you ever been really ill?
Where is your moon ?
Pisces.. π’
Yes too much to ask.....you're a grown man not a baby
Pisces of course .... air moons seem to suck it up more.....lol
I am glad you are not my mom!!!! π‘
When our son got to 12 he tells me, "I've had enough love now mum"
I am the most loving and sensitive of women....my friends call me the "love woman"
It's just I can't stand people that act like babies when they are adults
Did your mum give you lots of hugs and love when your were a kid ?
Why? Whyyyyy?
Shame on her
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Posted by TheSagYes but......Posted by MyStarsShineyou see I am innocentPosted by TheSagAaahhh makes sense.....that is why you got stuck in the baby / child phase..... not enough lovePosted by MyStarsShineShe was focussed on her career and my brother...let her baby boy alone π’Posted by TheSagWhat was your mother doing ?Posted by MyStarsShineNobody loved me when I was a kid. I never even got tea...Posted by TheSagHaha that is funnyPosted by MyStarsShineso insensitive..Posted by TheSagPosted by MyStarsShineI am not a baby! I am Alpha! I just need somebody to feed me while my head is lying on your lap. Is that too much to ask for? π‘Posted by TheSagWow, you sound like a big baby, glad I raised our son to be strongPosted by MyStarsShineOf course I have, I have a COLD!Posted by TheSagA cold.....serious?Posted by Mona_MachiavelliWho the hell are youβ π‘Posted by TheSagbiiiiiiiiitch please. we don't get a break off for periods neither. and as much as you guys like to poke fun at our monthlies, you get in a tiff over this? dish it but when it's your turn, go to bed and cry. like when you're sick. i guess a woman's sickness is just a walk in a park. ever been sick while having your period? no? then stfu.Posted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
I just passed away for a few seconds and didn't understand a single word you said. Just for the record, I HAVE a COLD damn it, it's serious!!! π‘
Have you ever been really ill?
Where is your moon ?
Pisces.. π’
Yes too much to ask.....you're a grown man not a baby
Pisces of course .... air moons seem to suck it up more.....lol
I am glad you are not my mom!!!! π‘
When our son got to 12 he tells me, "I've had enough love now mum"
I am the most loving and sensitive of women....my friends call me the "love woman"
It's just I can't stand people that act like babies when they are adults
Did your mum give you lots of hugs and love when your were a kid ?
Why? Whyyyyy?
Shame on her
π’
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Time to grow up too....can't be the child forever
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Posted by Mona_MachiavelliHow are you Mona.....long time no see πPosted by MyStarsShinehiding with a jug of booze and a pack of smokes, chain smoking and praying to God to end her misery too. wishing she never had that overgrown child lolPosted by TheSagWhat was your mother doing ?Posted by MyStarsShineNobody loved me when I was a kid. I never even got tea...Posted by TheSagHaha that is funnyPosted by MyStarsShineso insensitive..Posted by TheSagPosted by MyStarsShineI am not a baby! I am Alpha! I just need somebody to feed me while my head is lying on your lap. Is that too much to ask for? π‘Posted by TheSagWow, you sound like a big baby, glad I raised our son to be strongPosted by MyStarsShineOf course I have, I have a COLD!Posted by TheSagA cold.....serious?Posted by Mona_MachiavelliWho the hell are youβ π‘Posted by TheSagbiiiiiiiiitch please. we don't get a break off for periods neither. and as much as you guys like to poke fun at our monthlies, you get in a tiff over this? dish it but when it's your turn, go to bed and cry. like when you're sick. i guess a woman's sickness is just a walk in a park. ever been sick while having your period? no? then stfu.Posted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
I just passed away for a few seconds and didn't understand a single word you said. Just for the record, I HAVE a COLD damn it, it's serious!!! π‘
Have you ever been really ill?
Where is your moon ?
Pisces.. π’
Yes too much to ask.....you're a grown man not a baby
Pisces of course .... air moons seem to suck it up more.....lol
I am glad you are not my mom!!!! π‘
When our son got to 12 he tells me, "I've had enough love now mum"
I am the most loving and sensitive of women....my friends call me the "love woman"
It's just I can't stand people that act like babies when they are adults
Did your mum give you lots of hugs and love when your were a kid ?
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Are you still with the Sag? How is life treating you ?
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Posted by MyStarsShineWhy not? I just got out of puberty, no reason to rush things. π‘Posted by TheSagYes but......Posted by MyStarsShineyou see I am innocentPosted by TheSagAaahhh makes sense.....that is why you got stuck in the baby / child phase..... not enough lovePosted by MyStarsShineShe was focussed on her career and my brother...let her baby boy alone π’Posted by TheSagWhat was your mother doing ?Posted by MyStarsShineNobody loved me when I was a kid. I never even got tea...Posted by TheSagHaha that is funnyPosted by MyStarsShineso insensitive..Posted by TheSagPosted by MyStarsShineI am not a baby! I am Alpha! I just need somebody to feed me while my head is lying on your lap. Is that too much to ask for? π‘Posted by TheSagWow, you sound like a big baby, glad I raised our son to be strongPosted by MyStarsShineOf course I have, I have a COLD!Posted by TheSagA cold.....serious?Posted by Mona_MachiavelliWho the hell are youβ π‘Posted by TheSagbiiiiiiiiitch please. we don't get a break off for periods neither. and as much as you guys like to poke fun at our monthlies, you get in a tiff over this? dish it but when it's your turn, go to bed and cry. like when you're sick. i guess a woman's sickness is just a walk in a park. ever been sick while having your period? no? then stfu.Posted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
I just passed away for a few seconds and didn't understand a single word you said. Just for the record, I HAVE a COLD damn it, it's serious!!! π‘
Have you ever been really ill?
Where is your moon ?
Pisces.. π’
Yes too much to ask.....you're a grown man not a baby
Pisces of course .... air moons seem to suck it up more.....lol
I am glad you are not my mom!!!! π‘
When our son got to 12 he tells me, "I've had enough love now mum"
I am the most loving and sensitive of women....my friends call me the "love woman"
It's just I can't stand people that act like babies when they are adults
Did your mum give you lots of hugs and love when your were a kid ?
Why? Whyyyyy?
Shame on her
π’
Time to grow up too....can't be the child forever
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Posted by LibraMudrait's comming again...Posted by TheSagThere, there, dear boy. Blow your nose, fuckin stinkin.Posted by LibraMudraI love you mom. π
lol sag,
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Posted by TimonAh it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. π’Posted by TheSagIt's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? πPosted by TimonTinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?Posted by TheSagThis is you.Posted by TimonOh please she just got it deliveredPosted by TheSagYet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. πPosted by TimonRight, as if she knew how to cook tea..Posted by TheSagPosted by Timonπ‘Posted by TheSagThere there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. πPosted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea π
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Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
Posted by TimonYou wish π‘Posted by TheSagOh you're still here. I thought you might have died. πPosted by TimonAh it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. π’Posted by TheSagIt's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? πPosted by TimonTinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?Posted by TheSagThis is you.Posted by TimonOh please she just got it deliveredPosted by TheSagYet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. πPosted by TimonRight, as if she knew how to cook tea..Posted by TheSagPosted by Timonπ‘Posted by TheSagThere there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. πPosted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea π
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
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I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Posted by TimonMmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? πPosted by TheSagOh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.Posted by TimonYou wish π‘Posted by TheSagOh you're still here. I thought you might have died. πPosted by TimonAh it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. π’Posted by TheSagIt's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? πPosted by TimonTinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?Posted by TheSagThis is you.Posted by TimonOh please she just got it deliveredPosted by TheSagYet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. πPosted by TimonRight, as if she knew how to cook tea..Posted by TheSagPosted by Timonπ‘Posted by TheSagThere there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. πPosted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea π
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
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Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?π‘ The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place π’
Posted by TimonI might be dead but my spirit will be there! π‘Posted by TheSagWhy do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.Posted by TimonMmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? πPosted by TheSagOh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.Posted by TimonYou wish π‘Posted by TheSagOh you're still here. I thought you might have died. πPosted by TimonAh it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. π’Posted by TheSagIt's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? πPosted by TimonTinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?Posted by TheSagThis is you.Posted by TimonOh please she just got it deliveredPosted by TheSagYet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. πPosted by TimonRight, as if she knew how to cook tea..Posted by TheSagPosted by Timonπ‘Posted by TheSagThere there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. πPosted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea π
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?π‘ The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place π’
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? πclick to expand
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Nobody helps me when I'm sick, so I help myself to Grubhub
Posted by TimonAs if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..Posted by TheSagYes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.Posted by TimonI might be dead but my spirit will be there! π‘Posted by TheSagWhy do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.Posted by TimonMmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? πPosted by TheSagOh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.Posted by TimonYou wish π‘Posted by TheSagOh you're still here. I thought you might have died. πPosted by TimonAh it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. π’Posted by TheSagIt's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? πPosted by TimonTinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?Posted by TheSagThis is you.Posted by TimonOh please she just got it deliveredPosted by TheSagYet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. πPosted by TimonRight, as if she knew how to cook tea..Posted by TheSagPosted by Timonπ‘Posted by TheSagThere there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. πPosted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea π
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?π‘ The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place π’
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? π
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Good idea btw.
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Im usually quite independent but when I got sick last month my Cap babied me the whole week. I couldn't even talk bcz my voice was so hoarse. He said that made it easier to baby me, and he never left my side no ones ever done that before lol. From now on I think I'll take the baby route lol.
Posted by TimonThen why do you even want to comeβ Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?Posted by TheSagDoes it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision. πPosted by TimonAs if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..Posted by TheSagYes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.Posted by TimonI might be dead but my spirit will be there! π‘Posted by TheSagWhy do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.Posted by TimonMmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? πPosted by TheSagOh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.Posted by TimonYou wish π‘Posted by TheSagOh you're still here. I thought you might have died. πPosted by TimonAh it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. π’Posted by TheSagIt's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? πPosted by TimonTinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?Posted by TheSagThis is you.Posted by TimonOh please she just got it deliveredPosted by TheSagYet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. πPosted by TimonRight, as if she knew how to cook tea..Posted by TheSagPosted by Timonπ‘Posted by TheSagThere there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. πPosted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea π
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?π‘ The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place π’
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? π
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Good idea btw.
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Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead. π‘
Posted by TimonOh didn't I mention? There is no food, just a big box where you can donate money for all my alimonies. πPosted by TheSagI'm just there for the free food. πPosted by TimonThen why do you even want to comeβ Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?Posted by TheSagDoes it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision. πPosted by TimonAs if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..Posted by TheSagYes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.Posted by TimonI might be dead but my spirit will be there! π‘Posted by TheSagWhy do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.Posted by TimonMmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? πPosted by TheSagOh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.Posted by TimonYou wish π‘Posted by TheSagOh you're still here. I thought you might have died. πPosted by TimonAh it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. π’Posted by TheSagIt's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? πPosted by TimonTinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?Posted by TheSagThis is you.Posted by TimonOh please she just got it deliveredPosted by TheSagYet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. πPosted by TimonRight, as if she knew how to cook tea..Posted by TheSagPosted by Timonπ‘Posted by TheSagThere there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. πPosted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea π
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?π‘ The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place π’
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? π
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Good idea btw.
Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead. π‘
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You are right though, I need to invite more people for that reason
Posted by TimonNo, no , no no! The money is meant for all the 23 year old models who claimed they loved me for my personality, do you understand? Don't touch it!!! π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonPosted by TheSagI'm just there for the free food. πPosted by TimonThen why do you even want to comeβ Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?Posted by TheSagDoes it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision. πPosted by TimonAs if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..Posted by TheSagYes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.Posted by TimonI might be dead but my spirit will be there! π‘Posted by TheSagWhy do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.Posted by TimonMmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? πPosted by TheSagOh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.Posted by TimonYou wish π‘Posted by TheSagOh you're still here. I thought you might have died. πPosted by TimonAh it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. π’Posted by TheSagIt's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? πPosted by TimonTinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?Posted by TheSagThis is you.Posted by TimonOh please she just got it deliveredPosted by TheSagYet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. πPosted by TimonRight, as if she knew how to cook tea..Posted by TheSagPosted by Timonπ‘Posted by TheSagThere there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. πPosted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea π
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?π‘ The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place π’
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? π
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Good idea btw.
Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead. π‘
Oh didn't I mention? There is no food, just a big box where you can donate money for all my alimonies. π
You are right though, I need to invite more people for that reason
Ah good idea. I'll be taking care of that box. It's not like you'll be needing it anyway. πclick to expand
Posted by TimonNo, you are lying! Natasha, Svetlana and Alexis love me, no matter what. They will come you will see.π’Posted by TheSagThose models already moved on when they found out you were dead. Sorry to tell you the news but they are not coming to your funeral. Unfortunately it seems I'm the only one coming because you infected the other males and they are home with the man cold.Posted by TimonNo, no , no no! The money is meant for all the 23 year old models who claimed they loved me for my personality, do you understand? Don't touch it!!! π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonPosted by TheSagI'm just there for the free food. πPosted by TimonThen why do you even want to comeβ Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?Posted by TheSagDoes it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision. πPosted by TimonAs if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..Posted by TheSagYes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.Posted by TimonI might be dead but my spirit will be there! π‘Posted by TheSagWhy do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.Posted by TimonMmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? πPosted by TheSagOh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.Posted by TimonYou wish π‘Posted by TheSagOh you're still here. I thought you might have died. πPosted by TimonAh it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. π’Posted by TheSagIt's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? πPosted by TimonTinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?Posted by TheSagThis is you.Posted by TimonOh please she just got it deliveredPosted by TheSagYet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. πPosted by TimonRight, as if she knew how to cook tea..Posted by TheSagPosted by Timonπ‘Posted by TheSagThere there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. πPosted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea π
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?π‘ The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place π’
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? π
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Good idea btw.
Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead. π‘
Oh didn't I mention? There is no food, just a big box where you can donate money for all my alimonies. π
You are right though, I need to invite more people for that reason
Ah good idea. I'll be taking care of that box. It's not like you'll be needing it anyway. π
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And you are wrong again, the other males don't want to see you, because they think you are insensitve since you made all the jokes about the man flu. We will never forget!! π‘
Posted by hellosaggyUnited we stand, divided we fall!
@TheSag
Thanks bro!
No woman can ever change that! π
Posted by Timonπ‘ π‘Posted by TheSagAh I found Natasha, Svetlana and Alexis. Unfortunately they didn't want to come when they heard there wasn't going to be any food.Posted by TimonNo, you are lying! Natasha, Svetlana and Alexis love me, no matter what. They will come you will see.π’Posted by TheSagThose models already moved on when they found out you were dead. Sorry to tell you the news but they are not coming to your funeral. Unfortunately it seems I'm the only one coming because you infected the other males and they are home with the man cold.Posted by TimonNo, no , no no! The money is meant for all the 23 year old models who claimed they loved me for my personality, do you understand? Don't touch it!!! π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonPosted by TheSagI'm just there for the free food. πPosted by TimonThen why do you even want to comeβ Wanna make sure that I am dead for real?Posted by TheSagDoes it matter? You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman anyway with your poor vision. πPosted by TimonAs if I cared, as long as you wear a hot skirt..Posted by TheSagYes I will save the tissues for your funeral. I'll use them for my fake tears.Posted by TimonI might be dead but my spirit will be there! π‘Posted by TheSagWhy do you care what it looks like. You'll be dead lol.Posted by TimonMmmm...that looks hot. Try it on for me, will you? πPosted by TheSagOh I guess I should wait ordering my outfit then.Posted by TimonYou wish π‘Posted by TheSagOh you're still here. I thought you might have died. πPosted by TimonAh it's timon, not tinman. Sorry, I couldn't see since I passed out because of my disease. π’Posted by TheSagIt's you ofc. Are you sure you don't need glasses? πPosted by TimonTinman, is that you?? I can barely see... who is it?Posted by TheSagThis is you.Posted by TimonOh please she just got it deliveredPosted by TheSagYet she is drinking it and you're drinking hot....tap water. πPosted by TimonRight, as if she knew how to cook tea..Posted by TheSagPosted by Timonπ‘Posted by TheSagThere there *pats on shoulder*. I got you this. You can use it for your nose or your tears. πPosted by TimonThis is a joke to you is it? π‘Posted by TheSagPosted by TimonThat's exactly what it feels likePosted by TheSagYes I can see that. Let me get the oxygen maskπππPosted by Timonas you can see a man's cold is life threatening...
I have a sore throat and sneeze a lot, I think I might pass out soon...those men colds are so savage..
A man's flu is deadly!!
You know us men are so KIND, SWEET and LOVELY to you women when you have your periods we just go out and leave you alone so you can deal with it stress-free but as soon as we get seriously sick like once a year, it's all a joke to women!
This breaks my heart.. π’
You know why women can't stand a man's cold? Because it's the only time of the year when we get attention, when we become vulnerable and start nagging, bitching, screaming and whining. All women notice cause they are usually the ones busy with nagging, screaming and bitching the other 364 days of the year!
If only I knew how to cook tea now. I guess I will just let hot water run out of the water tap and then mix it with tea..
You are just jealous that I found out how to make tea π
Yes I admit, I looked like the person in the pic because I spit the tea out first. But you get used to it. Mmmmm tap water tea, yummy....
I have strong alpha attitude, it takes at least 2 days before I give up on life if I can't overcome a cold!
Uh...I mean I who said you were invited to my funeral?π‘ The only people on dxp who are allowed to come are Duncan, who pays for the whole thing. I guess it was dxp who made me sick in the first place π’
Ofc I'm invited. I brought you ultra soft tissues remember? π
And it will haunt you forever.
Keep the tissues...
Good idea btw.
Damn broads, always want us men to suffer, even when dead. π‘
Oh didn't I mention? There is no food, just a big box where you can donate money for all my alimonies. π
You are right though, I need to invite more people for that reason
Ah good idea. I'll be taking care of that box. It's not like you'll be needing it anyway. π
And you are wrong again, the other males don't want to see you, because they think you are insensitve since you made all the jokes about the man flu. We will never forget!! π‘
The other males think I'm nice because I got them the ultra soft tissues that you rejected. π
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It's not them, those are my angry Ex-wives!
Posted by TimonThey looked like that once I left.
Ex-wives? Aha, I see what type of women you like.
Anyway, I don't mind curvy girls.
The Sag and Mr. Sensitive somehow do not go together at all lol
Posted by Malakoh it does quite well actually lol
The Sag and Mr. Sensitive somehow do not go together at all lol
Posted by LibraMudraIs that serious LibraMom? π’Posted by TheSagOmg this is what I get for making fun of you. Now I have the black lung and bubble throat moaning like a ghost. Dying and dead. Flu pills dazed. And God, I can't see lmaoPosted by LibraMudraIf I weren't deadly sick and actually see the keyboard I would call you out on that π
I am in a family full of sagittarius.
You're all a bunch of babies when you're sick lmao. Have to go in the room petting your heads like "there, there, you've got the black lung. You'll be ok"
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Get well soon!!!
I hope it's not as deadly as my man flu was.
Posted by LibraMudraPosted by TheSagIt's so serious π’ libramom lolPosted by LibraMudraIs that serious LibraMom? π’Posted by TheSagOmg this is what I get for making fun of you. Now I have the black lung and bubble throat moaning like a ghost. Dying and dead. Flu pills dazed. And God, I can't see lmaoPosted by LibraMudraIf I weren't deadly sick and actually see the keyboard I would call you out on that π
I am in a family full of sagittarius.
You're all a bunch of babies when you're sick lmao. Have to go in the room petting your heads like "there, there, you've got the black lung. You'll be ok"
-cough cough -
Get well soon!!!
I hope it's not as deadly as my man flu was.
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